#soylent | Logs for 2020-05-10

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[01:09:29] <tedious> Hello there!
[01:10:28] <AzumaHazuki> o/
[01:10:49] <tedious> Ohio!
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[01:12:47] <tedious> That's all the japanese I know. :)
[02:01:48] <nutherguy> lol ellen degenerate https://www.foxnews.com
[02:01:49] <systemd> ^ 03Ellen DeGeneres isn’t as nice as she wants you to believe, insiders confess
[02:10:39] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[02:10:40] <systemd> ^ 03Never Gonna Give You Up, but an AI attempts to continuously generate more of the song
[02:13:03] <nutherguy> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[02:13:05] <systemd> Submitting "The Battle Between Google Engineer James Damore and Google Is Over"...
[02:13:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03the Battle Between Google Engineer James Damore and Google is Over" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:27:19] <nutherguy> =submit https://reclaimthenet.org
[02:27:21] <systemd> Submitting "Free Speech Alliance calls for an end to Facebook's "Supreme Court" of speech authority"...
[02:27:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Free Speech Alliance Calls for an End to Facebook's "Supreme Court" of Speech Authority" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:32:11] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[02:32:13] <systemd> Submitting "We Now Know Far More About COVID-19 - The Lockdown Should End"...
[02:32:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03We Now Know Far More About COVID-19 - the Lockdown Should End" (65 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:37:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Court Case Seeks to Eliminate Telephone Consumer Protection Act - https://sylnt.us - end-run
[02:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> tedious, oppai, noun -> ( o Y o )
[02:38:48] <AzumaHazuki> ellen is an asshole. fame does that to people
[02:39:10] * AzumaHazuki suspects Runaway is just jealous Ellen does better with women than he does, of course
[02:39:37] * nutherguy suspects that 'zumi would kick him for hugging puppies
[02:39:48] * TheMightyBuzzard is the educational buzzard tonight
[02:39:52] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.sott.net
[02:39:54] <systemd> Submitting "Moronic medical advice: Two-thirds of patients recently hospitalized in NY had been staying home -- Sott.net"...
[02:40:16] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Moronic Medical Advice: Two-thirds of Patients Recently Hospitalized in NY Had Been Staying Home -- " (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:42:08] <nutherguy> mess with the bull, you get the horns
[02:42:14] <nutherguy> https://www.irishtimes.com
[02:42:15] <systemd> ^ 03Man (74) dies after being attacked by bull on Co Cork farm
[02:42:35] <AzumaHazuki> nah, I'd kick you for just generally being an asshole. having a literal Pet the Dog moment helps but is tangential :D
[02:43:12] <AzumaHazuki> also, are you trying to break Ari's record for rejected subs or what?
[02:43:57] <nutherguy> The last time you bitched about my subs, a bunch of them were published
[02:44:09] <nutherguy> you're kinda like mainstream media, LOL
[02:44:24] <nutherguy> make your own submissions if you don't like what you see
[02:44:37] <AzumaHazuki> oh lord, is that the bee in your bonnet? THAT is the hill you're gonna die on?
[02:45:24] <AzumaHazuki> if anything, i'm more like pre-suckiness Discovery Channel, if you follow my subs. they're almost all STEM
[02:46:16] <carny> which one of these recent subs are no good?
[02:46:58] <carny> the bull attack isn't very stem but it's also not a sub
[02:47:27] <AzumaHazuki> how about the zerohedge ones? those are...let's say "not credible," to put it very very very very politely
[02:48:17] <carny> some of them are obvious pump and dump stock shills
[02:48:41] <carny> but others are cutting edge reporting that you can't find at most other outlets
[02:49:07] <carny> the trick is being good enough at telling the difference so you don't become misinformed
[02:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like boobs subs. put up like a dozen one evening, all science articles involving boobs in different aspects. the eds hate hooters though.
[02:49:10] <AzumaHazuki> just remember Runaway's entire MO is "rebel without a clue." This means we need to sift carefully through them
[02:49:37] <AzumaHazuki> ...whaaaat. who doesn't like boobs? I had a gay guy friend in college who liked mine (just not "that way").
[02:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> they has magical powers
[02:50:25] <nutherguy> wait, WTF is this "we"?
[02:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> she's almost an ed, didn't ya know?
[02:51:20] <AzumaHazuki> still training, and almost not able to do that at all @_@ due to work
[02:51:30] <AzumaHazuki> i am busier than a one-armed squid in a tankful of shrimp
[02:51:38] <AzumaHazuki> ...though less, er, squidgy
[02:51:41] <nutherguy> Well, she's almost human, too
[02:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> they won't even let Deucalion, the CEO, edit stories cause he's registered as juggs(63)
[02:52:09] * AzumaHazuki could hear the sound of the massive brick Runaway just shat all the way over from Arkansastan, LOL
[02:52:44] * TheMightyBuzzard doesn't care.
[02:52:52] * TheMightyBuzzard rarely listens to #editorial chatter
[02:53:02] <nutherguy> Rest assured, you won't get away with a helluva lot of faggotry if you become an ed
[02:53:23] <AzumaHazuki> i won't get away with any faggotry at all on account of not having a Y chromosome :D
[02:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin wrong with faggotry but i think she'll be going for lesbotry instead
[02:53:56] <AzumaHazuki> don't worry, as I told Bytram, i'm going to be a boring, STEM-focused, infuriatingly neutral ed. i'll save the snark for comments and IRC
[02:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> word
[02:54:19] <AzumaHazuki> so eat yer cirrhotic old liver, Runaway
[02:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> folks can't say shit if ya do that. s'how i get away with being me.
[02:55:14] * AzumaHazuki uncorks tiny crystal decanter and holds it under Runaway's left tear duct, knows this is a once-in-a-lifetime vintage
[02:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still want EF and ari to become eds. would make #editorial less boring.
[02:56:23] <AzumaHazuki> Ari would actually make a decent editor if he could be convinced to keep his partisanship in check. i am not sure he has the self-control in a position of power
[02:56:38] <nutherguy> the headlines are a boring broken-record refrain of the same-o same-o this evening
[02:56:44] <AzumaHazuki> Eth...no. He could not find his arse with Google Maps, not even with Sergei Brin moving the mouse for him
[02:56:46] <nutherguy> almost nothing to submit really
[02:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, same prollem with both of em, really
[02:57:07] <Deucalion> Last I checked (a veerrry long time ago) I could edit stories but certainly my seclev on the website is not "GodMode Rarrrrrr" level. Which is fine with me, I'm a principle of least privilege person. I don;t want privs I am not going to use, that's just an attack surface. If I encounter something either on the site or systems I do not have access to get done, either I get a new priv or someone who has the privs to do so steps in and assists.
[02:57:07] <Deucalion> It stops the moron PHB (me) from breaking everything by dint of the Dunning Kruger pitfall.
[02:57:35] <AzumaHazuki> they're nothing alike. eth committed the cardinal sin of drug-dealers everywhere--getting high on your own supply--and now wholeheartedly believes what he used to just drop for shock value. Ari is method-acting.
[02:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, naw, it's the juggs nick. they're haters.
[02:57:56] <nutherguy> Deucalion I'm happy with my White Privilege - no one needs more than that, just ask Bernie
[02:58:34] * Deucalion runs the hell away from anything to do with US politics - fuck that stinky mess.
[02:58:44] <nutherguy> LMAO
[02:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, naw. you can tell by how he's phoning in his racist stuff lately. it's like he's not even trying.
[02:59:01] <AzumaHazuki> hang on...what's that sound? Ah, it's the roflcopter, with the 55-gallon drum of Preparation H for poor Runaway
[02:59:12] <AzumaHazuki> should last, oh, 2 or 3 days
[02:59:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, we should disinfect the politicians. bleach injections all around.
[02:59:41] <nutherguy> you're straining to keep up the retard facade 'zumi
[02:59:56] <AzumaHazuki> u mad, bro?
[03:00:06] <AzumaHazuki> (don't answer that, it's clear as day)
[03:00:21] <nutherguy> as usual you're projecting
[03:00:35] <AzumaHazuki> saaaaa-wing and a miss!
[03:00:48] <nutherguy> and you'll probably gloat for six weeks, thinking you've hurt me somehow
[03:00:57] <AzumaHazuki> i haven't. you have :)
[03:01:08] <nutherguy> ????
[03:01:17] <AzumaHazuki> that's the best part of this: you run way way too hot and you more or less corrode yourself from the inside
[03:01:43] <nutherguy> Oh, you've switched over to your internet shrink personna?
[03:01:55] <nutherguy> Yeah, I'm corroded - it lets the fresh air in
[03:02:09] <AzumaHazuki> you're taking the bait. play it cool. stop taking the bait.
[03:02:22] <chromas> zumi == runaway confirmed
[03:02:25] <nutherguy> ???????????
[03:02:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw but if she swung that way they'd totally be hooking up
[03:02:56] <nutherguy> not really chromas, I had a cyst removed years ago, and I think she wants to return
[03:03:03] <AzumaHazuki> ....fuck, so you found it out. yeah, i'm a giant whiny gibbertarian pissbaby from the Peoples' Republic of Arkansas.
[03:03:45] <nutherguy> coffee++
[03:03:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5209
[03:04:17] <AzumaHazuki> okay, passable attempt, but you're not waiting long enough. to convince anyone you're disinterested you need to give it more time
[03:04:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin wrong with arkansasses. most of em do quite well *despite* the inbreeding. hell, one of em even became president.
[03:04:56] <nutherguy> he became president BECAUSE OF inbreeding, didn't he?
[03:05:02] <AzumaHazuki> and look how well that turned out!
[03:05:09] <chromas> soon, "TheMightyBuzzard didn't kill himself" memes
[03:05:28] <AzumaHazuki> granted, he was competent, for a Republican (despite running under the other party's Aegis)
[03:05:37] <nutherguy> TMB will end up fishbait, when he meets one too big to handle
[03:05:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's a fishing related accident, it's plausible. otherwise, don't believe it.
[03:06:41] <nutherguy> "Yesterday on Lake Titty Caca, TMB was swallowed by a monster catfish while reeling in a large perch"
[03:06:52] <chromas> Oh shit, I didn't even know Bill Clinton was a Republican
[03:07:11] <nutherguy> Bill didn't know it either, Chromas
[03:07:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> just a moderate. folks way out to either side got a hate on for moderates.
[03:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nutherguy, i do use bluegill for catfish bait, so, like i said, plausible.
[03:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i couldn't ever fish that lake though. i'd be giggling the whole time.
[03:09:17] <AzumaHazuki> chromas: policy-wise, he was Reagan with a sax and a liiiiittle less pandering to the religious whackaloons
[03:09:33] <AzumaHazuki> Obama was a Republican too, ostensible party affiliation be damned
[03:09:49] * TheMightyBuzzard blinks
[03:10:12] <chromas> Yeah but he rode the tech bubble. Rs usually come in just in time for the bubbles to pop
[03:10:13] <nutherguy> Anyone right of Lenin is a republican, TMB
[03:10:21] <AzumaHazuki> actions > words
[03:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're talking the guy who forced colleges to take the word of anyone even making an accusation of sexual assault of any kind as gospel, right?
[03:10:56] <AzumaHazuki> sounds like a very purity culture thing to do. horseshoe effect's a bitch ain't it?
[03:10:56] <chromas> You see a lot up there but don't be scared. Who needs action when you got words?
[03:10:58] <nutherguy> But, he was still right of Lenin
[03:11:08] <AzumaHazuki> though i'm thinking more along the lines of "dronebombing an American citizen"
[03:11:14] <AzumaHazuki> or the whole massive surveillance state thing
[03:11:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's not a republican thing.
[03:11:42] <AzumaHazuki> at this point, no. seems to be bipartisan now
[03:11:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only democrat in recent history you could point to and say he "might" not do that is carter.
[03:11:53] <chromas> Otherwise, Google, Microsoft & Facebook would be all Republicans
[03:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that's going back as far as FDR
[03:12:05] <AzumaHazuki> Carter...last president with a shred of honor we had
[03:12:35] <AzumaHazuki> they've all been crooks, liars, kooks, and sociopaths since then. of course, 45 takes the fucking cake, but he's just the logical endpoint of this whole mess
[03:12:53] <nutherguy> I guess you don't count military honor - Carter was a joke, despite the fact he got the military the biggest raise in history
[03:13:33] <AzumaHazuki> someone has an obsession
[03:13:46] <nutherguy> Yessss, someone does
[03:14:01] <AzumaHazuki> no, i don't count it anywhere near as much as you do, because I have a bigger dick than you and it's a clitoris
[03:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> she doesn't have an obsession for men though. calvin must be horribly disappointed.
[03:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++ #smoke break
[03:14:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 771
[03:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall carry on without my dumb puns for a bit.
[03:14:56] <nutherguy> definitely an obsession with sophomoric locker room humor
[03:15:09] <AzumaHazuki> just trying to play to the audience :D
[03:15:34] <AzumaHazuki> i figured you can't keep up with the classier stuff, so why waste it?
[03:16:51] <chromas> I don't like how the clit mice start sending the cursor around the screen when they get older and I have to plug in an external mouse to disable it
[03:17:47] <carny> https://feedproxy.google.com
[03:17:48] <systemd> ^ 03Elon Musk sues county over COVID-19, says Tesla HQ will leave California - Roadshow ( https://www.cnet.com )
[03:17:53] <AzumaHazuki> don't rub it so hard then. like the real thing, you need a gentle hand
[03:18:44] <chromas> Hm, that area of California sucks, but so does Elon. They belong together
[03:18:53] * TheMightyBuzzard calls bullshit
[03:19:17] <chromas> on the gentle hand bit or the running off on its own?
[03:19:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> runaway, you're a guy. guys do not toss out the sense of humor we have for a more mature one as we age, we just add to it
[03:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> so complaints about dick and fart jokes can be assumed disingenuous.
[03:19:49] * Deucalion realises this is going to be the "new normal" in #soylent until at least November... same as it ever was in a US election run up :D
[03:19:57] <AzumaHazuki> oh hell, i still think fart jokes are funny
[03:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's because they are
[03:20:11] <Deucalion> Good luck over there gals and guys.
[03:20:17] <AzumaHazuki> society just says we're not supposed to because it's not feminine or something
[03:20:17] <chromas> I thought it was eternal September. Now there's a whole new month we have to deal with?
[03:20:27] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.sott.net
[03:20:29] <systemd> Submitting "How ancient people preserve their foods -- Sott.net"...
[03:20:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How Ancient People Preserve Their Foods -- Sott.net" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's eternal april. except in TN. we're free.
[03:21:05] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[03:21:06] <systemd> ^ 03What Catcalling Was Like in the Olden Days - Key & Peele
[03:21:41] <Deucalion> <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's eternal april. except in TN. we're free. << Free to Die :D
[03:21:51] * Deucalion stirs pot
[03:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> turns out, outbreaks below (above in the southern hemisphere) the 38th parallel are much less severe than on the other side.
[03:22:47] <chromas> Free to die? Are the Tennessee schools still open?
[03:23:36] <nutherguy> https://www.rt.com
[03:23:38] <systemd> ^ 03ICU death trap: One patient dies, 300 evacuated after fire breaks out at Covid-19 hospital in Moscow (VIDEOS)
[03:23:45] <nutherguy> nasssty
[03:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they canceled em for the year in april. no point bringing folks back for two weeks.
[03:24:17] <carny> i think the rules state that more than one person has to die for something to be called a death trap
[03:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on if they were trying to trap that person specifically
[03:25:12] <carny> then it's just a regular assasination ;]
[03:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> still a trap and they still died
[03:25:41] <carny> i think i dropped one of my asses on the floor there
[03:26:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> just don't go doing the wormy dog scoot
[03:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you need tp that bad, i'll send you some
[03:27:41] <chromas> Don't need to use the floow when I can go outside
[03:27:58] <chromas> Now I know why they say "your ass is grass"
[03:28:34] <Fnord666> We call that "the boot scoot boogie" here
[03:28:51] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[03:28:52] <systemd> Submitting "Why is the US removing military assets from Saudi Arabia?"...
[03:29:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why is the US Removing Military Assets From Saudi Arabia?" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:30:24] <chromas> !grab Fnord666
[03:30:24] <Bender> Added quote 960
[03:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i think ima hafta watch me some hannah montana. the immature dorkiness does appeal to my sense of humor but mostly every time i see billy ray cyrus NOT singing about his achy breaky heart, it gives me a great sense of relief.
[03:32:13] <Fnord666> lol
[03:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, new sig time
[03:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, my super macho toyota echo is picking up some tiny rust spots from all the gravel roads it's been on in its lifetime chipping the paint.
[03:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> now the question is, camouflage or orange with 01 on the side?
[03:36:59] <chromas> One on each side
[03:37:49] <nutherguy> site pot poury?
[03:38:45] <Fnord666> site poo porridge
[03:39:28] <nutherguy> one on each side makes 2 chromas
[03:39:34] <Fnord666> Paint it like a brick wall
[03:40:16] <nutherguy> or just drive it into a brick wall
[03:40:20] <Fnord666> and paint the bottom panels with rhino liner
[03:40:33] <AzumaHazuki> bright pink, with giant Sailor Moon screenprint on the hood
[03:40:41] <Fnord666> there ya go!
[03:41:06] <nutherguy> fnord666 - that's what motorcyclists call "murdered"
[03:41:10] <Fnord666> but the gravel is going to play hell on the underbody neon
[03:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, pffft, i'd go PPG if i were gonna go cartoon
[03:42:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> buttercup is my hero
[03:44:07] * TheMightyBuzzard still can't convince TR that him n me n his boy child need to do halloween as blossom, bubbles, and buttercup then slap a lab coat on his daughter
[03:44:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> he didn't watch enough monty python as a kid i guess or he'd know it'd be hilarious
[03:47:13] <chromas> Convince the kids and then gang up on him
[03:47:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'd need his help convincing the boy child. teenage boys are not known for being secure in their masculinity.
[03:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt it's the end of the world as we know it
[03:49:17] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- R.E.M. - It&#39;s The End Of The World (Official Video)
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[03:57:18] <Deucalion> I heard it was best to get yerrself an F150 with a gun rack.. heard it on that interwebs thing so..
[03:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> f150 don't get high 30s mpg
[03:58:26] <Fnord666> Don't forget the lift kit and the light bar
[03:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the echo pulls my boat fine
[03:58:59] <Fnord666> a canoe?
[03:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> 14' john boat
[03:59:46] <chromas> is that a little john?
[04:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus fords can suck a dick. toyota trucks outlast them by 3-5x
[04:00:18] <Fnord666> probably has a johnson on it
[04:00:30] <Fnord666> !00% re ford v. toyota
[04:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> my echo still has the original engine and tranny at 270+K miles. no major repairs at all in fact.
[04:02:27] <Fnord666> nice
[04:02:38] <Fnord666> What size motor on the boat?
[04:03:12] <Deucalion> I also heard a Dodge RAM is great... slap a V10 Cummins in it... some steps, something or other else.... again heard it on the interwebs, so must be true... :D
[04:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> trolling motor. it's too small a boat to take out anywhere i'd need a bigger engine.
[04:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, lies. they don't last for shit.
[04:05:38] <Fnord666> Deucalion make sure you detune the engine so you can "roll coal" when you want.
[04:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> they could. the engine itself is capable of half a million miles. the rest of the trucks are shit though.
[04:05:44] <nutherguy> Dodge rams suck anyway
[04:05:52] <nutherguy> they *feel* huge
[04:06:09] * Deucalion has no idea what any of these vehicles are other than the engines look like a PITA to work on. Let me just winch myself up in the air and crawl over the top of the engine 6ft to change a spark plug wire. Too used to working on I4 and I6 euro engines. But that makes me a socialist :D
[04:06:12] <nutherguy> I've driven 18 wheelers that didn't seem to need as much lane width as a ram
[04:06:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say, you can't go through the line at the bank cause they're too fucking big to fit
[04:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i4 in mine. pretty sure i wouldn't even need an engine hoist to change the engine out.
[04:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> runaway, try a f350 dualie. they're even worse.
[04:07:44] * nutherguy never uses the drive through at the bank anyway
[04:08:45] <nutherguy> but all those guys with teeny-weeny clitorises need those huge-ass trucks
[04:08:54] <nutherguy> for something
[04:09:20] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[04:10:00] <nutherguy> For farm and ranch and industrial use, those big bastards are great - for a private vehicle, someone has serious problems
[04:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. i'd have one if i needed one but i'm not paying more for a vehicle or gas than i need to.
[04:11:09] <nutherguy> puppies are sprawled out asleep, making me jealous . . .
[04:11:32] <nutherguy> fat little things drag their bellies across the floor to get at the bottle, LOL
[04:11:58] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks they got a fine idea
[04:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, ima fuck off to bed.
[04:12:49] <Fnord666> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[04:13:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gnight Fnord666
[04:13:07] * systemd amazingly irritates a boot of eggs with Fnord666
[04:13:23] <Fnord666> =gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[04:13:23] * systemd communistically gives an 8" floppy disk of lard to TheMightyBuzzard
[04:13:42] <Fnord666> :)
[04:15:30] <Deucalion> <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i4 in mine. pretty sure i wouldn't even need an engine hoist to change the engine out. << newp just pluck it out of there with one deft peck no doubt :D D
[04:55:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Children are Falling Ill With a Baffling Ailment Related to Covid-19 - https://sylnt.us - now-what?
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[05:13:10] <SoyCow007> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[05:13:12] <systemd> Submitting "Workers Are Being 'Turned In' by Employers for Not Coming to Work During the Pandemic"...
[05:13:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Workers are Being 'Turned In' by Employers for Not Coming to Work During the Pandemic" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[05:18:12] <chromas> Sounds good
[05:18:30] <chromas> If you can tattle on people for going out you may as well tattle on people for staying in too
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[06:24:41] <chromas> https://royalsocietypublishing.org
[06:24:44] <systemd> ^ 03Error
[06:24:49] <chromas> http 500
[07:16:36] <janrinok> works fine for me
[07:17:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alphabet’s Loon and AT&T Will Tackle Global Crises With Internet Balloons - https://sylnt.us - loony-idea
[07:34:08] <chromas> Maybe they don't like umericuns
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[10:43:36] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.sott.net
[10:43:37] <systemd> Submitting "Is the chilling truth that the decision to impose lockdown was based on crude mathematical guesswork? -- Sott.net"...
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[14:17:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - the Battle Between Google Engineer James Damore and Google is Over - https://sylnt.us
[14:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Battle Between Google Engineer James Damore and Google is Over - https://sylnt.us
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[15:48:16] * FatPhil slaps Bender for unnecessary repetition of information that we already knew about because of his prior propagation of that identical information.
[15:48:35] <FatPhil> =gday AzumaHazuki
[15:48:35] * systemd figuratively rubs two fingers of gangsta rap on AzumaHazuki
[15:48:46] <AzumaHazuki> o/
[15:48:58] * FatPhil doffs hat
[15:50:05] * AzumaHazuki is making what's turning out to be more or less Texas solyanka
[15:50:17] <AzumaHazuki> basically chilli but a lot more liquid
[15:50:32] <FatPhil> sounds good.
[15:50:48] <FatPhil> baking some fresh bread to dip in it too?
[15:51:31] <FatPhil> half of the pleasure of seljanka is starting off with bread rather than spoon.
[15:52:10] <AzumaHazuki> no, just roasting up some potatoes
[15:52:16] <AzumaHazuki> i don't have the patience or the space for bread
[15:52:24] <FatPhil> nowadays, ditto
[16:47:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Potpourri for Mother's Day - https://sylnt.us - Hi-Mom!
[17:13:24] <Bytram> breadmachine++
[17:13:24] <Bender> karma - breadmachine: 1
[17:36:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Potpourri for Mother's Day [Updated] - https://sylnt.us - Hi-Mom!
[18:15:35] <FatPhil> never used a bread machine, what does it save you?
[18:24:29] <AzumaHazuki> i wanted to get one....local thrift store closed for pandemic literally the morning i was going to go get it
[18:31:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> FatPhil: as I understand it, a lot of them are just "dump appropriate ingredients in, push button, wait a couple of hours, get bread", so they save a ton of work compared to making bread by hand.
[18:34:05] <AzumaHazuki> ^ this. i just don't have the space for the prep, so one of those would be a lifesaver
[18:37:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've made bread by hand before...it's not that difficult but it does tend to be messy and require a large, flat, clean surface for the kneading.
[18:37:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also, the results were super tasty.
[18:56:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Modern Versions of systemd Can Cause an Unmount Storm During Shutdowns - https://sylnt.us - stormy-weather
[18:56:48] <pinchy> hello, I am a pop-tart eating machine
[19:14:45] <AzumaHazuki> ugh, i think the gentoo devs broke something...
[19:43:38] <FatPhil> I think I'd rather clean the kitchen table and have full control, to be honest. I don't recall messing up a loaf, so I don't need that much hand-holding and dumbing down. there's still got to be aparatus and container parts that need cleaning, it can't be easier to clean than a table?
[19:44:16] <FatPhil> there's also something therapeutic about kneading, and waiting, and kneeding, and waiting, ...
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[21:02:31] <SoyCow2736> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[21:02:33] <systemd> Submitting "France is using AI to check whether people are wearing masks on public transport"...
[21:02:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03France is Using AI to Check Whether People are Wearing Masks on Public Transport" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:03:26] <SoyCow2736> =submit https://www.zdnet.com
[21:03:29] <systemd> Submitting "Programming languages: Python developers reveal what they use it for and their top tools"...
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[21:07:56] <SoyCow2736> =submit https://www.forbes.com
[21:07:58] <systemd> Submitting "Belkin May Never Be Trusted Again After This Story"...
[21:08:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Belkin May Never be Trusted Again After This Story" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[21:13:59] <FatPhil> jeebus, if that ain't a clickbait headline, I don't know what is. One that would make me feel precisely zero temptation to follow it.
[21:16:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alien Life Could be Growing in More Places Than We Realised, Study Suggests - https://sylnt.us - metabolic-differences
[21:24:31] <Bytram> FatPhil: breadmachine. Add ingredients. Set timer. Noises happen. A few hours later... fresh bread. Pull load from machine. Wash inner "bucket" with warm sudsy water. Done! Except for the eating =)
[21:34:29] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: Can't speak for other models, but I had bought a WelBuilt a long time ago and it served me well. Got another one a few months ago, also a WelBuilt, and this one works like a champ, too. Cost me about $5, I think. =)
[21:37:26] <Bytram> oops, typo. WellBilt model ABM6000
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[23:32:07] <guy_> =submit https://www.reuters.com
[23:32:09] <systemd> Submitting "Washington in talks with chipmakers about building U.S. factories"...
[23:32:26] <guy_> it's a little late to start resisting the globalism tide, isn't it?
[23:32:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Washington in Talks With Chipmakers About Building U.S. Factories" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[23:35:16] <guy_> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[23:35:17] <systemd> Submitting "Indian And Chinese Troops Clash In Fistfight At Disputed Border"...
[23:35:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Indian and Chinese Troops Clash in Fistfight at Disputed Border" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[23:35:43] <guy_> That one is kinda refreshing - let's settle our differences with fisticuffs instead of nukes
[23:38:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Apps Can Pick Up Ultrasonic Signals You Can't Hear - https://sylnt.us - always-listening
[23:49:02] <carny> legalize open carry of swords and embrace our cyberpunk dystopia future
[23:50:00] <guy_> =submit https://reclaimthenet.org
[23:50:02] <systemd> Submitting "YouTube CEO: Users don't like "authoritative" mainstream media channels but we boost them anyway"...
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