#soylent | Logs for 2020-05-01
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[23:22:07] <jiggs> Yay!
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[22:08:01] * Cascade grubs hands together
[22:07:53] <Cascade> What kind of pay to you get being the scientist who injurs the mice?
[22:05:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Regenerate Neurons in Mice with Spinal Cord Injury and Optic Nerve Damage - https://sylnt.us - I-can-see-clearly-now
[21:25:40] <Cascade> mountain[0..50];
[21:25:25] <Cascade> Exactly!
[21:19:29] <FatPhil> you're a mountain range down the west coast
[21:15:44] <Cascade> Depends on what my position is.
[21:04:00] <carny> you're not helping your position ;]
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[20:53:31] <Cascade> Being published on some rando site means people won't find it credible. That's why it needs to be on one of those other sites so people take it seriously, like the Steele Dossier.
[20:40:12] <carny> but i suspect you know this already
[20:40:02] <carny> buzzfeed is mostly propaganda as well
[20:17:37] <Cascade> I like how Vox is the one you pick out :D
[20:14:33] <carny> if you think vox is 'reputable' i don't know what else to tell you
[19:58:53] <zhromas> Didn't quite hit that last note.
[19:56:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possibly Active Tectonic System on the Moon - https://sylnt.us - I-feel-the-Earth-^W-Moon-move-under-my-feet-♩-♪-♫-♬-?
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[19:17:39] <Cascade> They just need to be published on a more reputable site like Vox or Buzzfeed News.
[19:15:59] <carny> i'm sure they are all conspiracy nuts and should not be believed
[19:15:39] <carny> there sure seem to be a lot of doctors talking about being pressured to do that
[19:06:41] <Cascade> "Center for Research on Globalization" seems legit.
[19:05:16] <nutherguy> #trustbiden lmao
[19:03:32] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08"They're Writing COVID on All the Death Certificates": NYC Funeral Directors Doubt Legitimacy of Dea" (28 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:03:26] <nutherguy> itty bitty teeny weeny polka dot bikini
[19:03:10] <systemd> Submitting ""They're Writing COVID On All the Death Certificates": NYC Funeral Directors Doubt Legitimacy of Deaths Attributed to Pandemic. - Global Research"...
[19:03:09] <nutherguy> =submit https://www.globalresearch.ca
[18:49:44] <systemd> itti bitti submiti
[18:46:27] <nutherguy> =submiti https://www.globalresearch.ca
[17:55:28] <chromas> from the commuter-computer dept.
[17:47:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Defining Geographic Regions with Commuter Data - https://sylnt.us
[17:24:15] * chromas typos his typos
[17:24:00] <chromas> Edited those two words several times and it still came out wrong
[17:23:31] <chromas> Good poitn
[17:15:01] <dx3bydt3> He's got the inside scoop with the aliens, so it'd be simple right?
[17:10:53] <chromas> Elron Hubbard's building a lander?
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[15:35:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Selects SpaceX, Dynetics, and Blue Origin to Develop Manned Lunar Landers - https://sylnt.us - One-of-these-days,-Alice
[15:27:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[13:26:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hong Kong Robots Automate Cleaning During Covid Crisis - https://sylnt.us - Clean-the-world-make-it-a-better-place
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[11:17:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Home Directory Management is About to Undergo Major Change - https://sylnt.us - resistance-is-futile.-/home-will-be-assimilated
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[09:38:06] <chromas> They're finally throwing out the complexity and starting over?
[09:36:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did you know that it's CSS Reboot Day?
[09:35:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> What about us?
[09:33:44] <chromas> You Americans, I swear
[09:32:46] <chromas> Looks like some sort of Merican Freedom thing
[09:32:03] <chromas> Hm, my calendar just says "Loyalty Day". Never heard of it.
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[09:30:59] * chromas puts the beatin' stick away
[09:30:50] <chromas> Oh good. I was expecting something like Pizza Piday
[09:30:20] <FatPhil> may day
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[09:29:32] <chromas> Which holiday?
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[09:29:11] <FatPhil> dunno about you yanky scum, but it's a bank holiday here, so today's weekend, and therefore - pizza!
[09:28:09] <FatPhil> here here
[09:27:55] <chromas> Whew! I'm glad I was hear for that.
[09:26:37] <FatPhil> That is all, please continue as you were.
[09:26:25] <FatPhil> Important announcement - we have an important announcement!
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[09:20:04] <chromas> The core rations have increased to 10!
[09:15:30] <FatPhil> weren't there 28 core skylakes back last decade?
[09:08:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Announces "Comet Lake" Desktop CPUs: Skylake with up to 10 Cores - https://sylnt.us - competition++
[08:58:55] <FatPhil> = Work more, female nuisance!
[08:48:30] <FatPhil> = We make US car! (on-fire lemon)
[08:44:29] <FatPhil> Elon Musk: FREE AMERICA NOW = Firearms welcome - a nuke, no.
[08:36:01] <FatPhil> Elon Musk: 'Free America now' = Wear no mask ... 'Cure me!' ... No life
[08:35:47] <FatPhil> Elon Musk: 'Free America now' = 'I make corona news. Mere flu!' (anagram)
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[06:59:41] <AzumaHazuki> i should try and nap. need to be up way way way too soon
[06:59:25] * FatPhil hunts a snark
[06:58:38] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, good, i can snark twice as hard now
[06:58:23] * exec gaily passes a lifetime supply of disparagement to AzumaHazuki
[06:58:22] <FatPhil> ~gday AzumaHazuki
[06:58:20] <AzumaHazuki> there is going to be a housing crisis in Hell when this is all over...
[06:58:07] <AzumaHazuki> isn't he a piece of work?
[06:57:28] * exec cautiously terrorizes an old shoe full of pixels with janrinok
[06:57:26] <FatPhil> ~gday janrinok
[06:56:45] <FatPhil> you're shitlording, this ain't #shitlords. I'm serious
[06:56:43] <chromas> Leverage god to spread the word & the germ
[06:56:24] <FatPhil> [citation needed]
[06:56:24] <chromas> That's the power of prayer!
[06:56:06] <chromas> Just trying to balance out the doctors putting down covid for all deaths no matter what
[06:56:02] <FatPhil> technically, the SK case count looks pretty bad, but that's because the cunting disease got 100x leverage from some bunch of religious fucks.
[06:56:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Gargantuan' Hail in Argentina May Have Smashed World Record - https://sylnt.us - need-a-stronger-umbrella
[06:54:58] <FatPhil> probably responsible for a very significant proportion of the SK cases.
[06:54:25] <FatPhil> but anyway, the church that was responsible for splorting thousands of virons around in some clusterfuck ceremony, and then asking its members to lie about where they were that weekend so that contact tracing cuouldn't be done.
[06:52:53] <FatPhil> nope, theoretically christain
[06:35:38] <chromas> scientology?
[05:40:53] <FatPhil> ^ South Korea. One of the church members, yup, that church.
[05:39:48] <FatPhil> "all of the 193 patients in the hospital are considered exposed to her, because she visited every floor of the hospital, including the ICU"
[05:38:47] <FatPhil> "although she put on a facemask to walk in the corridors, it is uncertain whether she wore a mask in the patients' rooms" herpedy derp derp
[05:22:49] <FatPhil> average km/day travelled, which is clearly skewed towards those who travel a lot.
[05:21:10] <FatPhil> OI! You paranoid fucks! Anyone got mobility data pre-/peri-covid? .ee's data's in, and we only reduced mobility by about 30%
[04:47:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Classic 8-Bit Computing the Atari Way - https://sylnt.us - gaming-old-school
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