#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-25
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[00:04:45] <chromas> All the bots are getting covid
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[01:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Antarctic Frog Fossil Found - https://sylnt.us - finding-a-long-lost-great-great-great...-great-grandparent-of-Kermit
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[02:30:05] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.npr.org
[02:30:06] <systemd> Submitting "Long-Lost U.S. Military Satellite Found By Amateur Radio Operator"...
[02:30:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Long-Lost U.S. Military Satellite Found by Amateur Radio Operator" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:32:21] <chromas> When a ham finds pork
[02:38:00] <Fnord666> chromas++
[02:38:00] <Bender> karma - chromas: 286
[02:38:25] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.axios.com
[02:38:26] <systemd> Submitting "Drugmaker Jaguar Health triples price of antidiarrheal pill as it pursues coronavirus use"...
[02:38:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Drugmaker Jaguar Health Triples Price of Antidiarrheal Pill as It Pursues Coronavirus Use" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[03:11:13] <Fnord666> =cite https://www.pnas.org
[03:11:15] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b><br/>Guillaume Chomicki, Gudrun Kadereit, Susanne S. Renner, <em>et al</em>. <b>Tradeoffs in the evolution of plant farming by ants</b> [$], <cite>Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1073/pnas.1919611117">10.1073/pnas.1919611117</a>)</p>
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[03:56:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nearly 25,000 Email and Passwords Allegedly From NIH, WHO, Gates Foundation, Others Dumped Online - https://sylnt.us - as-if-fighting-a-pandemic-were-not-hard-enough-already
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[04:05:17] <chromas> Probably running Windows 10 on the servers
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[05:44:12] <chromas> Zimbra really really doesn't want to be installed. I wonder if it's abandoned.
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[06:16:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TSMC Has Started Development of a "2nm" Process Node - https://sylnt.us - smaller-and-smaller
[06:57:08] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage viral booger globs
[06:57:09] <exec> added to beverages
[06:58:33] <FatPhil> from https://www.youtube.com
[06:58:35] <systemd> ^ 03Coronavirus: Bad Science (Or Something Worse?) May Well Be Costing Lives
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[06:58:44] <FatPhil> chromas++
[06:58:44] <Bender> karma - chromas: 287
[06:59:16] * chromas rolls in his karmas
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[07:03:47] <FatPhil> ~gday chromas
[07:03:49] * exec ironically liberates the last copy of purple stuff from chromas
[07:04:25] <chromas> =g'day FatPhil
[07:04:25] * systemd willingly pukes a hammerfs volume of CR2032s on FatPhil
[07:06:39] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:06:41] <systemd> ^ 03Thanks Celebrities
[07:07:02] <FatPhil> I don't even know what CR2032s are!
[07:07:22] <FatPhil> should the above make me aroused or no, I need to know!
[07:08:02] <chromas> It should
[07:08:06] <chromas> !grab FatPhil
[07:08:06] <Bender> Added quote 954
[07:11:39] <FatPhil> bu i has a ypo!
[07:12:04] <janrinok> ~gday FatPhil
[07:12:06] * exec cordially rubs two fingers of racist hotdogs on FatPhil
[07:12:12] <janrinok> ~gday chromas
[07:12:14] * exec sexually connects a fistful of Skittles to chromas
[07:12:20] <FatPhil> oh criminey, I think I'll go back to bed
[07:12:26] <FatPhil> ~gday janrinok
[07:12:28] * exec tediously irritates an i/o stream of extra lives with janrinok
[07:13:02] <janrinok> and how are you on this find Saturday?
[07:13:07] <janrinok> fine*
[07:13:30] <FatPhil> had a monster beer tasting session last night, so I'm good.
[07:13:54] <janrinok> I normally enjoy the event, but feel crap the following morning, so I envy you
[07:13:57] <FatPhil> Kitchen's in a bit of a state, gonna need to visit the recycling as we're out of horizontal surfaces now.
[07:15:56] <janrinok> haven't you got a window?
[07:16:01] <chromas> =g'day janrinok
[07:16:01] * systemd single-candidly pits basket of hornets against janrinok
[07:16:10] <janrinok> oooh, nasty
[07:16:14] <FatPhil> my final 5 beer reviews have more typos than correct words, apparently. ooops.
[07:16:33] <chromas> Are you an editor too?
[07:16:40] <janrinok> that indicates that they were strong beers, but not necessarily the best tastes
[07:16:41] <FatPhil> I will have to be
[07:17:33] <FatPhil> we were obliged to crack open the 'mastrobator' early, that was quite strong, but nowhere near the strongest. I think we hit 14.7% at one point.
[07:17:42] <janrinok> ouch!
[07:18:06] <chromas> if it hurt you may need to spit on it
[07:18:08] <janrinok> I like beers around 7-8% but that is even more than a barley wine
[07:18:15] <chromas> or just stop mastrobating
[07:18:16] <FatPhil> one of the swedish beers had a name which in estonian means "dick", so we had to have dick and mastrobator next to each other.
[07:18:24] <janrinok> lol
[07:18:38] <janrinok> we we call ourselves 'adults'...
[07:18:47] <FatPhil> I certainly don't!
[07:19:14] <FatPhil> However, if the police were to raid, we'd agreed that it was a family gathering and that Anna and I were the parents.
[07:19:44] <janrinok> which would have been believed by nobody, but might have given the police a good laugh
[07:19:56] <kyonko> the police did raid, in RF
[07:20:04] <chromas> And the next time, you'd get to be the kids
[07:20:20] <kyonko> it took this long for tesla's death ray to become real
[07:20:23] <FatPhil> 2 of the group were born in the 80s. bloody youngsters
[07:20:43] <janrinok> brb 10
[07:21:08] <kyonko> right next to my 2nd middle school is a 5G tower disguised as a pine tree
[07:21:17] <kyonko> also my 1st high school
[07:21:30] <chromas> when did jr high become middle school?
[07:21:39] <kyonko> idk
[07:21:58] <kyonko> STEM CELLS
[07:22:04] * chromas blames the youths
[07:22:14] * kyonko chants stemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[07:22:15] <chromas> s/h//
[07:22:17] <exec> <chromas> blames te youths
[07:22:35] <chromas> =yt what's a yute
[07:22:36] <systemd> https://youtube.com - My Cousin Vinny (4/5) Movie CLIP - Two "Yutes" (1992) HD (02:42)
[07:22:43] <kyonko> is it stemmmmmmm or ohmmmmmmmmm?
[07:23:15] <kyonko> oh right, its STEaM, lower case a for people like me
[07:23:27] <chromas> Let's see if those xml entities rub FatPhil backward
[07:23:30] <kyonko> steam will fuck you dude!
[07:24:19] <kyonko> 5G emanations will turn you into STEAM
[07:25:51] <kyonko> who wouldn't want to be one with the cloud?
[07:26:25] <kyonko> i swear this shit is just as good as when hale bopp was near
[07:26:53] <kyonko> you can't call them crazy for doing what they did
[07:27:51] <kyonko> I saw hale bopp, lol
[07:28:07] <kyonko> more obvious than orion
[07:28:22] <kyonko> i didn't see orion untill I was in my early 30's
[07:31:03] <kyonko> can't we go to a hospital and see corona or something?
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[07:53:20] <FatPhil> Entities are weak. I live off mojibake
[07:55:20] <FatPhil> How did I miss the coment about a death ray!?!?!?!
[07:55:23] <FatPhil> https://www.youtube.com
[07:55:24] <systemd> ^ 03Mitchell and Webb: The Death Ray
[07:57:10] <powercycle2> FatPhil, radiotherapy
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[07:57:38] <kyonko> I used to do gross things with microwave ovens when I was younger
[07:57:43] <kyonko> and smoke
[08:05:28] <FatPhil> at work I once microwaved a CD
[08:05:47] <FatPhil> used a rando mug of water as some load to stop the oven blowing up
[08:06:08] <FatPhil> just as I finished the demonstration I washed the mug and put it back
[08:06:35] <FatPhil> guy who's just walked into the kitchen asks me to not put it back, that's his mug
[08:06:53] <FatPhil> I hope it wasn't too smelly with burnt plastic
[08:08:32] <kyonko> something like that
[08:08:47] <kyonko> hydrogen is a bitch
[08:09:09] <kyonko> if you are a retard you microwave US dollars
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[08:09:48] <kyonko> cooking meals in microwaves? ugh
[08:09:51] <chromas> Destroying dollars deflates their value so it's a good thing
[08:11:08] <kyonko> i'm supposed to believe its surface acoustic waves
[08:11:57] <kyonko> surface acoustic waves, gene guns, innoculation
[08:12:03] <kyonko> the fun never stops with science
[08:12:25] <chromas> we don't even have a vaccine yet
[08:12:36] <chromas> premature inoculation
[08:12:51] <kyonko> no vaccine is possible
[08:13:31] <kyonko> immunity doesn't mean you can't be overwhelmed by pathogens
[08:13:51] <kyonko> try to keep the pathogen population low
[08:13:54] <kyonko> or something
[08:14:08] <kyonko> I don't know whats up with COVID19
[08:14:18] <kyonko> explosive viral loads in the sick and dead
[08:14:25] <kyonko> well... not so much for the dead
[08:14:44] <kyonko> I'll just assume everything
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[08:42:24] <janrinok> bloody fingers - don't do as they are told
[08:45:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Musk Says SpaceX is 'Fixing' Brightness from Satellites - https://sylnt.us - shining-star
[08:55:24] <FatPhil> Oh, my mistake, 15.7%
[10:39:23] <FatPhil> #weather Tallinn
[10:39:29] <FatPhil> bots--
[10:39:29] <Bender> karma - bots: -23
[10:39:33] <FatPhil> =weather Tallinn
[10:39:39] <FatPhil> bots--
[10:39:39] <Bender> karma - bots: -24
[10:39:48] <FatPhil> ~weather Tallinn
[10:39:49] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[10:39:53] <FatPhil> bots--
[10:39:53] <Bender> karma - bots: -25
[11:07:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Devs Might be Able to Write Software on iPad and iPhone with Xcode - https://sylnt.us - if-you-build-it-they-will-code
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[13:27:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Insects’ Extreme Farming Offers Good and Bad Advice for Humans - https://sylnt.us - very-small-farmers
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[14:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[14:07:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! it's a utf8 error! woot!
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[14:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[14:18:17] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
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[14:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid bot
[14:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[14:21:21] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a creampie
[14:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather tallinn, estonia
[14:21:32] <MrPlow> Pärnu mnt 67a, 10131 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 43/35F, Humidity: 63%, Precip: 5%, Wind ~12mph. Sun: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 47/35F, Humidity: 69%, Precip: 17%, Wind ~9mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." 45/34F, Humidity: 65%, Precip: 7%, Wind ~7mph.
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[14:53:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Saint Petersburg, Florida
[14:54:00] <MrPlow> 2677 1st Ave South, Saint Petersburg, FL 33712, USA - Today: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 83/75F, Humidity: 89%, Precip: 76%, Wind ~7mph. Sun: "Humid and overcast throughout the day." 82/65F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 11%, Wind ~10mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." 76/64F, Humidity: 59%, Precip: 2%, Wind ~13mph.
[14:54:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Saint Petersburg, Florida 33713
[14:54:23] <MrPlow> 2677 1st Ave South, Saint Petersburg, FL 33712, USA - Today: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 83/75F, Humidity: 89%, Precip: 76%, Wind ~7mph. Sun: "Humid and overcast throughout the day." 82/65F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 11%, Wind ~10mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." 76/64F, Humidity: 59%, Precip: 2%, Wind ~13mph.
[14:54:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33713
[14:54:34] <MrPlow> Sunoco, Central Ave, Saint Petersburg, FL 33713, USA - Today: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 83/75F, Humidity: 89%, Precip: 81%, Wind ~7mph. Sun: "Humid and overcast throughout the day." 81/65F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 11%, Wind ~10mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." 76/64F, Humidity: 57%, Precip: 2%, Wind ~13mph.
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[17:11:38] <SoyCow0279> I like IRC but why don't you guys have a discord channel?
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[17:28:53] <gozar> Because Discord sucks? :-)
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[17:48:50] <FatPhil> zoom!
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[18:05:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Almost 8,000 Could be Affected by Federal Emergency Loan Data Breach - https://sylnt.us - what-happens-when-you-rush-things
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[19:21:10] <kyonko> discord is not under soylent control
[19:21:21] <kyonko> try to keep as much things under your control
[19:21:40] <kyonko> take steps with caution with things you don't control or understand
[19:21:52] <kyonko> fuck it, just give god money
[19:21:55] <kyonko> that'll do
[19:37:23] <chromas> We could run Masttermost or something
[19:38:02] <chromas> But just upgrading to irc3 will give us all the features we crave like avatars and server-side backlog storage
[20:27:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USGS Releases First-Ever Comprehensive Geologic Map of the Moon - https://sylnt.us - where-did-all-the-colors-come-from?
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[21:34:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> kyonko, because we already have an irc server and there's nothing we want that discord offers but irc doesn't.
[21:35:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it's one more thing to administer if it's an official thing. feel free to start an unofficial one.
[21:38:12] <FatPhil> just watched https://www.imdb.com , was pretty decent
[21:38:13] <systemd> ^ 03Extraction (2020) - IMDb
[21:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> just read that like 5m ago and decided to pass
[21:43:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've finally hit a point in my life where if a movie's only pretty decent, i don't want to waste my time with it.
[21:43:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> now get off my lawn
[21:43:47] <FatPhil> the reviewer whom I correlate with most highly gave it 75 on metacritic, so I decided it was worth a go. I gave it 6/10 on IMDB which means "it successfully drew me in, and did more than just entertain"
[21:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i'd rather watch a science or nature documentary or a youtube video on how to grout or tape and bed better than i currently do if it's not a pretty damned good movie
[21:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides, most of the actors n actresses today look like they came from a factory. and act like it too.
[21:46:57] <kyonko> I don't trust discord
[21:47:06] <kyonko> I don't trust modern i.t.
[21:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> have you considered writing letters?
[21:47:32] <kyonko> lol, to corporate overlords?
[21:47:38] <kyonko> discord for "gamers"
[21:47:48] <kyonko> I'd love a gaming rig, I just wouldn't game on it
[21:48:20] <kyonko> I don't game, I gamed the shit out of my life in the 1990's
[21:48:52] <kyonko> even if I wanted to game, I'd have to move out to somewhere expensive
[21:48:57] <kyonko> no high speed internet here
[21:49:10] <kyonko> playing the lottery, thats gaming
[21:49:17] <kyonko> casinos are gaming
[21:49:29] <kyonko> computer gaming is no different
[21:49:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g idle wizard
[21:49:56] <MrPlow> https://www.kongregate.com - "Nov 16, 2016 ... Kongregate free online game Idle Wizard - Ever wanted to try being a Wizard? This game is just what you need! Create sources of mana, u."
[21:50:13] <kyonko> idle wizard sounds like an irc thing?
[21:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. single player offline.
[21:51:00] <kyonko> single player and no one is watching?
[21:51:10] <kyonko> the whole point of porn is someone to watch and get off from you
[21:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> whadda i care about making porn though?
[21:51:53] <kyonko> idk, it was big business before covid19
[21:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> bigger business now
[21:52:09] <kyonko> is it?
[21:52:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> pornhub seeing record traffic. like over a thousand percent traffic increase
[21:52:52] <kyonko> so they are getting traffic from porn noobs
[21:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, burgers almost done. ima fuck off n eat.
[21:53:09] <kyonko> people who were disgusted by porn are now going into it
[21:53:27] <kyonko> i mean, if you are into porn its not new
[21:55:07] <kyonko> i like cooking but I don't know what to do with the grease and fat
[21:55:37] <kyonko> should I sign a contract with a grease collector?
[21:55:48] <kyonko> should I be my own boss?
[21:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> bacon grease you save. anything else you pour on the dogfood or dump into pickle jars or some such.
[21:57:18] <kyonko> what do I do about my refrigerator not being cold enough?
[21:57:35] <kyonko> oh dogs... ugh.... too much responsibility and poop
[21:57:51] <kyonko> i'm afraid of glass
[21:58:37] <kyonko> my fridge is only good for people who like cold foods you can eat on the spot
[21:58:56] <kyonko> fill it up with nothing but that, because, its a disease machine
[21:59:04] <kyonko> well acute disease that is
[21:59:43] <kyonko> i question human systems
[22:00:14] <kyonko> i've seen the dog food in fridges in super markets
[22:00:24] <kyonko> thats only a thing because the damn pets quit eating pet food
[22:00:49] <kyonko> i feed community cats, they won't have the pet food
[22:01:09] <kyonko> why is everything so hard
[22:04:00] <kyonko> people food makes their stool ferocious
[22:08:46] <chromas> Lies, TheMightyBuzzard! Save all the grease and turn it into gravy
[22:13:03] <kyonko> mexicans do this thing were they degrease meat
[22:13:17] <kyonko> dehydrate and degrease for storage without refrigeration
[22:13:29] <kyonko> but thats going back centuries before ahem, modern medicine
[22:13:38] <kyonko> where men were men, and men of god!
[22:13:39] <chromas> Why Would You Want to Do That?™
[22:13:48] <kyonko> chromas, DEATH
[22:14:00] <chromas> Keep the fat. It's where the flavor is.
[22:14:01] <kyonko> sudden CARDIAC death
[22:14:10] <kyonko> i don't know the process
[22:14:18] <kyonko> but its crude muscle fiber, looks like cellulose
[22:14:31] <kyonko> its gross and inedible without reintroduction of fat
[22:14:45] <kyonko> and its got a lot of sinew and tendon
[22:15:00] <kyonko> really should take my fukitol
[22:15:27] <kyonko> luciferians love science i'll tell you what
[22:15:39] <kyonko> we've gone around darwinism, but darwin strikes back
[22:15:52] <kyonko> just when you least expect it.... bigger badder darwinism
[22:16:48] <kyonko> of course I know there are microbiologists who have a chemical dependency to benzodiazepines
[22:16:55] <kyonko> not my fucking problem
[22:17:19] <kyonko> the old timers did microbiology drunk and with pipettes, straight in the horses mouth
[22:17:32] <kyonko> you were expected to be a man, and put a woman in her place
[22:17:48] <kyonko> tell your sons all about science and how god isn't real, just don't talk to your daughters ever
[22:19:36] <kyonko> we must be gods if we can hold a petri dish of magic glass and obliterate a whole colony of neurotoxin producing bacteria over a bunsen burner
[22:19:40] -!- AzumaHazuki [AzumaHazuki!~hazuki@the.end.of.time] has joined #soylent
[22:35:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, why would you make gravy out of anything but the king of greases, bacon?
[22:36:05] <chromas> Because that grease was already used up
[22:37:14] * TheMightyBuzzard blinks
[22:37:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that says something to you other than "time to cook more bacon"?
[22:37:49] <chromas> But muh beef
[22:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> is a fine thing, when flavored with bacon
[22:38:44] <chromas> oinksteak
[22:39:10] <chromas> I had bacon and it seemed way too salty. Probably why my code sucks
[22:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a reason fillet comes wrapped in bacon.
[22:39:50] <kyonko> did they ever figure out a way to imagine computer science and i.t.?
[22:40:08] <kyonko> I mean, the blue balls and red balls and black dots do a good job of the atom
[22:40:31] <kyonko> the most god awful art explains computer science and electrical engineering
[22:41:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, markov bot or drugs?
[22:41:42] <chromas> Now I'm trying out Kolab. It needs a package called guam, which needs erlange, which needs gtk for some reason
[22:42:04] <chromas> Drugged markov Russian bot from China
[22:42:11] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[22:42:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly wrote in python
[22:43:21] <kyonko> whats python written in?
[22:43:23] <chromas> I'd like to think if I made a chatterbot it would be a lot better than that, but I did and it was far worse
[22:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> just raise the pun selection factor
[22:45:01] <chromas> Good idea
[22:45:14] <chromas> You'd also know it was mien because it would talk a lot about systemd
[22:45:17] <kyonko> why are the news stories that COVID19 is reverse ebola space aids still coming out?
[22:45:40] <kyonko> chromas, I had linux mint rosa break on me, and I still recovered from it
[22:45:55] <chromas> Coming out is in right now
[22:46:05] * chromas waves flag of gaydom
[22:46:21] <kyonko> I like linux mint
[22:46:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Silent Flight of Owls - https://sylnt.us - woooooosh
[22:46:58] <kyonko> the only problem with it is my hardware.... its not ergonomic
[22:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> all dom is gay.
[22:47:59] <kyonko> I had windows 7 die on my suddenly and I kinda figured out why
[22:48:21] <chromas> Vista looked better than 7.
[22:48:25] <kyonko> windows 7 can not handle a constant flow of NTSF file transfers, don't ask me why, it IS shit
[22:48:43] <chromas> The Start Menu button had a bigger bevel around it and it looked more glassy
[22:48:46] <kyonko> I had windows vista on an odd ball laptop from 20098
[22:49:26] <kyonko> the weirdest fucking laptop i've ever had
[22:49:28] <chromas> Failure to build guam. It's like none of these guys want people running their software
[22:49:46] <kyonko> gamers have to use windows
[22:49:55] <chromas> Should be weird if it's from 18,000 years into the future
[22:49:59] <kyonko> its the pc master race
[22:50:20] <kyonko> I didn't expect computer science to get so dominant in 1999
[22:50:30] <chromas> kyonko: help
[22:50:32] <kyonko> I still remember that robin williams movie from the photo lab
[22:50:32] <chromas> kyonko: list
[22:51:15] <kyonko> remember when getting a photo on facebook required a SCANNER?
[22:51:35] <chromas> no
[22:51:37] <kyonko> funny how nobody at work ever mentioned facebook
[22:51:52] <chromas> Ah, he's already repeating himself. Bot needs more data
[22:51:58] <kyonko> a few guys at work had the flip hones that took shitty shitty black and white videos
[22:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should grep all ef lines from the log directory and paste them in /msgs
[22:53:01] <chromas> webcams were already a thing by the time facebook came about. Remember when girls cammed on AOL & Yahoo! Instant Messengers?
[22:53:22] <kyonko> webcams were a usb thing or worse
[22:53:52] <kyonko> I remember the IM stuff, it wasn't viral
[22:54:20] <chromas> Virality ruins everything. Like once your irc gets popular then bots start coming in and shitting up the channels
[22:54:37] <kyonko> irc will never be popular again
[22:54:49] <chromas> kyonko: s/ again//
[22:54:51] <exec> <chromas> <kyonko> irc will never be popular
[22:55:00] <chromas> We should pit kyonko against ciri
[22:56:18] <kyonko> rats, you didn't catch me on FreeBSD
[22:56:41] * chromas sets mode +m
[22:58:13] * TheMightyBuzzard sets mode +b oobs
[23:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole electroboom
[23:02:05] <AzumaHazuki> So~o...why the +m? Kyonko spamming?
[23:02:22] <chromas> Electro-SLAPP
[23:02:46] <chromas> It wasn't a real mode change, but maybe he doesn't know that
[23:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i won't tell him
[23:03:11] <kyonko> whats inside of openbsd?
[23:03:20] <chromas> Dang
[23:04:06] <AzumaHazuki> well pizdec
[23:04:21] <kyonko> i'm just using this irc client cause its convenient and supports ipv6
[23:05:25] <kyonko> andchat is a good one for android, but forget about joining tons of channels on autojoin, it hammers the server and gets you disconnected
[23:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> what kind of bot uses an irc client?
[23:06:27] <chromas> a hexchat script I guess
[23:06:32] <chromas> on Windows
[23:06:34] <kyonko> instagram has high bot activity
[23:06:55] <chromas> More important, Dee bian sounds better than Deb ian
[23:07:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, a crutchy bot prolly would. he'd make exec connect to a web irc client with a lib like mechanize or some such if anyone had suggested it.
[23:08:10] <chromas> He'd make his own lib in php or delphi
[23:08:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[23:49:56] -!- Kalas [Kalas!~Kalas@p29.066.24.89.dynamic.ip.windstream.net] has joined #soylent
[23:50:45] <Bytram> Kalas: Hi!
[23:51:00] <Kalas> hi
[23:51:13] <Bytram> what brings you to our humble little corner of IRC?
[23:51:30] * Bytram guesses an IRC client of some sort
[23:51:41] <Kalas> figured after being a member for years i should finally pop in to irc
[23:51:48] <Bytram> well, welcome!
[23:52:42] <Bytram> years? I would say so. Looks like you are coming up on your 6-year anniversary of joining the site!
[23:53:25] <Bytram> Hmmm, Kalas. Greek? iasou!
[23:53:55] * Bytram prolly spelled that wrong
[23:54:08] <Bytram> !uid
[23:54:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 10344, owned by ow to make $10,000 Pr dy FST httphj
[23:54:17] <Bytram> lol
[23:54:48] <Kalas> nah, the name is from a gamecube game practically nobody played
[23:54:55] <Bytram> #weather cape canaveral
[23:54:57] <MrPlow> Cape Canaveral, Pier Rd, Cape Canaveral, FL 32920, USA - Today: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 80/71F, Humidity: 89%, Precip: 36%, Wind ~6mph. Sun: "Humid and mostly cloudy throughout the day." 87/66F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 13%, Wind ~9mph. Mon: "Clear throughout the day." 77/62F, Humidity: 64%, Precip: 0%, Wind ~16mph.
[23:55:00] <Kalas> usually people mistake it for kahless from star trek
[23:55:12] <Bytram> interesting!
[23:55:26] * Bytram i snot familiar with either reference
[23:55:33] <Bytram> which ST?
[23:56:12] <Kalas> kahless is first mentioned in TOS and a clone of him shows up in TNG. conincidentally it was the last episode of TNG i rewatched
[23:57:09] <Bytram> In TOS? Was he one of those black/white white/black faced guys?
[23:57:33] <Bytram> =g kahless star trek
[23:57:33] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Kahless - Wikipedia
[23:57:41] <Kalas> no. he's more or less the klingon jesus
[23:58:07] <Kalas> https://memory-alpha.fandom.com
[23:58:08] <systemd> ^ 03Kahless the Unforgettable | Memory Alpha | Fandom
[23:58:13] <Bytram> Ahhh, I'm reading it now. Kewel