#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-24
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[00:06:42] <guy_> Was that Parabellum? Oh - Anabelle . . .
[00:07:35] <guy_> no one should ever need more than 28 baud TheMightyBuzzard
[00:08:55] * TheMightyBuzzard can shout in binary at 28 baud
[00:10:13] <guy_> I can transfer DNA code to willing receptacles that fast
[00:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> or tissues
[00:10:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> with any luck the latency is terrible though
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[00:11:17] <guy_> I'll bet that was annabella
[00:12:38] <guy_> I guess the wife and I will just have to go with the flow
[00:12:55] <guy_> we've always resisted getting rich, but congress is insisting on giving us money
[00:13:16] <guy_> She's essential, I'm essential, so we both get modest raises directly from congress
[00:13:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries, they're devaluing the dollar to do it, so it'll be fine
[00:13:33] <guy_> That's a relief
[00:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus they'll help out even more later cause all the folks whose income isn't going up are going to have dollars that are worth less, so you'll be taxed more.
[00:15:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> win/win
[00:15:27] <guy_> Yeah, I'm wondering how the taxes will look next year
[00:15:44] <guy_> when we had kids, we often got back as much as we payed in
[00:15:54] <guy_> Not anymore - every year we have to pay
[00:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd just hate to be the guy at the IRS who gets to tell Trump he just spent all of next year's taxes and some of the year after's in one month.
[00:16:45] <guy_> I wouldn't mind much telling him
[00:16:57] <guy_> it's explaining what it MEANS that I would hate to be around for
[00:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> true, then you could file for unemployment and go back to quarantine
[00:17:09] <guy_> assuming of course that Trump is capable of understanding
[00:18:12] * guy_ recalls stories of inflation, where people spent their money before they went home, because in the morning money would be worth maybe 25% less
[00:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be worse, could live in venezuela. living day to day ain't no lie there cause the money you earned yesterday is pocket change today.
[00:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> they really should start printing their money on softer paper so it'll at least retain *some* value in the face of hyperinflation
[00:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, ima go watch tv n eat dinner n then do housework. stupid house needs to quit getting filthy while i'm trying to work on the church.
[00:23:39] * guy_ considers a stroll through the rain locker
[00:44:07] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://www.notebookcheck.net from the ARMed-and-dangerous dept.
[00:45:30] * AzumaHazuki pokes the submission bot
[00:46:37] <chromas> That's weird. It spun off a thread but didn't curl the link or anything
[00:47:21] <chromas> test https://www.notebookcheck.net
[00:47:22] <systemd> ^ 03A14 Bionic-based, 5 nm and 12-core MacBook arriving in 2021 as Apple starts to bring Mac processors in-house
[00:54:06] <chromas> DNS is going really slow for me
[01:36:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Jaw-Dropping Demo in Only 256 Bytes - https://sylnt.us - impressive
[01:49:23] <AzumaHazuki> ...the president just suggested mainlining lysol
[01:49:36] <AzumaHazuki> never in my life did i expect the apocalypse to be so fucking stupid
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[03:09:31] <chromas> charter--
[03:09:31] <Bender> karma - charter: -5
[03:26:00] <GrandFireWizard> Lysol? That's solve *all* problems. Eventually. In the same way as no longer breathing will solve all of your problems..
[03:35:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Critical iPhone and IPad Bug That Lurked for Eight Years May be Under Active Attack - https://sylnt.us - nation-state?
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[05:57:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Smart Second Skin Gets All the Power it Needs from Sweat - https://sylnt.us - no-skin-off-my-nose
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[07:13:56] <FatPhil> can we just block clients.kiwiirc.com - looks like nothing of value ever comes from there
[07:15:08] <chromas> Paging Dr Juggs
[07:15:21] <chromas> Dr. Juggs, DD
[07:26:41] <boru> I use /ignore masks for that sort of thing.
[07:27:27] <boru> In fact, my /ignore list has grown considerably recently. There seems to be a high incidence of people streaming their consciousness into IRC channels as of late.
[07:27:33] <chromas> Is /ignore n95 rated?
[07:27:46] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[07:35:22] <FatPhil> n100 mate
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[08:06:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Will Reportedly Sell a New Mac Laptop With its Own Chips Next Year - https://sylnt.us - replacing-the-Apple's-core
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[08:35:26] <KiwiChromas> Is there anything that can't be webbified?
[09:05:05] <FatPhil> yo ass
[09:06:22] * KiwiChromas ass webs and blockchains for good measure
[09:06:32] <chromas> teste
[09:06:42] <KiwiChromas> Messages show up twice here for some reason
[09:06:48] <FatPhil> so is 47551ab2 something to do with your IP address or summit?
[09:06:58] <janrinok> I'm sure we can just inject it with disinfectant - that appears to be the cure de jour
[09:07:17] <janrinok> or bright sunlight under the skin
[09:07:28] <KiwiChromas> I take Pledge to keep my hardwood smooth and shiny
[09:07:44] * KiwiChromas is constantly polishing his redwood
[09:07:45] <FatPhil> du jour
[09:07:53] * FatPhil fixes janrinok's gender
[09:07:54] <janrinok> true!
[09:08:14] <janrinok> nowt wrong with my gender - but my French is crap
[09:08:45] <KiwiChromas> This server's apparently hosted in France
[09:08:49] <FatPhil> you don't respect people's pronouns, you're literally hitler
[09:09:42] <janrinok> lol, I've adopted the French mumble, interspersed with numerous meaningless grunts, and they seem to understand me perfectly
[09:10:28] <KiwiChromas> Infiltration complete.
[09:10:37] <janrinok> well, I think that they understand me - but why that guy at the market gave me his left shoe when I was trying to buy bread still baffles me,,,,
[09:24:19] <FatPhil> just shrug your shoulders, and say "pffff", then you're good
[09:25:17] <FatPhil> why do the frenh only have tiny omelettes?
[09:25:33] <Ingar> Jusqu'ici tout va bien
[09:26:01] <FatPhil> because un oeuf is un oeuf
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[09:26:27] <Ingar> œuf actually :p
[09:26:41] <Ingar> silly french
[09:27:03] <FatPhil> l'oeuf actually is a grate movie
[09:28:20] <Ingar> FatPhil: the 1972 movie? (haven't seen it)
[09:29:04] <FatPhil> Nope the 2003 one with Hugh Grant
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[09:52:17] * FatPhil tests his /ignore fu
[09:52:40] <FatPhil> me won't know if he's succeeded or not :(
[09:54:10] <boru> What client are you using?
[09:54:55] <FatPhil> irssi
[09:55:31] <boru> /help ignore
[09:56:00] <boru> I'd also recommend using smartfilter.pl
[09:56:05] <FatPhil> yeah, done, and tried something, but I won't know if it works, as if it works I won't know I'm not seeing what I'm not seeing.
[09:56:18] <boru> May I /query you?
[09:56:23] <FatPhil> sure, np
[09:58:34] <chromas> You could go to the site and come into the channel to test
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[10:15:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Rare Snail Living on Driftwood is Discovered in the Arctic Ocean - https://sylnt.us - show-me-the-way-to-go-home...
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[11:54:44] <FatPhil> https://www.bbc.co.uk
[11:54:47] <systemd> ^ 03Outcry after Trump suggests injecting disinfectant
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[12:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Programmers Take an Extended Lunch Break as GitHub Goes TITSUP* Again - https://sylnt.us - break-time
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[12:45:18] <Bytram> #yt trump inject disinfectant
[12:45:18] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Trump Suggests Injecting Disinfectant Into The Body To Treat Coronavirus | MSNBC
[12:46:06] <janrinok> two versions of that story are already in the subs queue
[12:46:35] <janrinok> ~gmorning Bytram
[12:46:40] <Bytram> ~gday janrinok
[12:46:41] * exec crankily twerks a dutch oven of regulations for janrinok
[12:46:49] <janrinok> ~gday Bytram
[12:46:50] * exec explicitly allocates a pint of signed chars for Bytram
[12:47:12] <janrinok> stupid bot - doesn't recognise the times of the day
[12:47:25] <Bytram> yes, I am looking at them. Thought I'd like to see the cheeto in chief's actual statement
[12:47:44] <Bytram> signed chars are prolly better than charred signs
[12:51:01] <Bytram> :: cringe ::
[12:51:37] <janrinok> we are not laughing on this side of the pond - honest!
[12:51:56] <janrinok> gosh, why hadn't we thought of that!
[12:52:54] <Bytram> bravado, bluster, and belligerence, devoid of brains
[12:53:30] <Bytram> Mr. President, may we try it on you, first?
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[13:00:51] <Bytram> w2? http://feedproxy.google.com
[13:00:52] <systemd> ^ 03Apple Finds No Evidence of Attacks Targeting iOS Mail App Vulnerabilities ( https://www.securityweek.com )
[13:17:49] <Bytram> FatPhil: kline initiated... should be good for a while
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[13:30:49] <janrinok> oops - no, perhaps not
[13:31:03] <FatPhil> what's kline?
[13:31:32] <janrinok> dunno
[13:32:27] <FatPhil> As a fan of Wanda, I am aware of https://en.wikipedia.org
[13:32:27] <systemd> ^ 03Kevin Kline - Wikipedia
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[14:36:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coronavirus: 'Murder Threats' to Telecoms Engineers Over 5G - https://sylnt.us - Betteridge-says-nope
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[15:25:07] <FatPhil_> Hahah, now drinking a beer called "Mastrobator" :-D
[15:32:04] <FatPhil_> yup, it's 5 here
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[15:42:53] <Bytram> =yt fish called wanda singing Russian
[15:42:53] <systemd> https://youtube.com - A Fish Called Wanda (10/11) Movie CLIP - Have You Got a Stutter? (1988) HD (02:54)
[15:43:06] <Bytram> nope
[15:43:28] <Bytram> =yt fish called wanda singing Russian - fSu5W0BtXG8
[15:43:29] <systemd> https://youtube.com - A Fish Called Wanda (10/11) Movie CLIP - Have You Got a Stutter? (1988) HD (02:54)
[15:43:36] <Bytram> =yt fish called wanda singing Russian -fSu5W0BtXG8
[15:43:37] <systemd> https://youtube.com - A Fish Called Wanda (3/11) Movie CLIP - Don't Call Me Stupid (1988) HD (04:55)
[15:43:49] <Bytram> =yt fish called wanda singing Russian -fSu5W0BtXG8 -JPHw
[15:43:50] <systemd> https://youtube.com - A Fish Called Wanda (3/11) Movie CLIP - Don't Call Me Stupid (1988) HD (04:55)
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[16:38:43] <FatPhil_> eis eis baby
[16:46:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mon-735: A New Low-Mass Pre-Main Sequence Eclipsing Binary in NGC 2264 - https://sylnt.us - not-the-kind-of-eclipse-we're-accustomed-to
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[17:29:41] <driveby> https://nationalfile.com
[17:29:42] <systemd> ^ 03VIDEO: Maine Democrat Jokes About White Male Suicides
[17:32:27] <driveby> https://www.youtube.com
[17:32:29] <systemd> ^ 03Maine First Media Exclusive: Maine Democrats Celebrate Increasing Rate of Self Harm Among White Male
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[17:54:22] <Bytram> BellaRebella: Hi There!
[17:55:00] <Bytram> BellaRebella: Can I help you find something?
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[17:58:50] <FatPhil_> bytram - why are you talking to bots?
[18:08:51] <chromas> Why are you in here twice?
[18:10:57] * Bytram looks around and doesn't see himself
[18:11:11] * Bytram was just being friendly
[18:18:44] <Bytram> =cite https://soylentnews.org
[18:18:45] <systemd> Error: No DOI
[18:19:06] <Bytram> =cite https://www.nature.com
[18:20:46] <Bytram> =cite 10.1038/s41598-020-61973-5
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[18:21:44] <Bytram> https://doi.org
[18:21:46] <systemd> ^ 03First fossil frog from Antarctica: implications for Eocene high latitude climate conditions and Gondwanan cosmopolitanism of Australobatrachia ( https://www.nature.com )
[18:22:00] <Bytram> =)
[18:32:26] <Bytram> =g emoitcon smile
[18:32:27] <systemd> https://repository.upenn.edu - Do You Smile with Your Nose? Stylistic Variation in Twitter Emoticons
[18:32:37] <Bytram> =unicode smile
[18:36:56] <Bytram> w2? https://go.theregister.co.uk
[18:36:56] <systemd> ^ 03Billionaires showered with wealth as experts say global economy set for long and deep recession ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
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[18:51:07] <Bytram> =submit https://go.theregister.co.uk
[18:51:09] <systemd> Submitting "Billionaires showered with wealth as experts say global economy set for long and deep recession"...
[18:51:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Billionaires Showered With Wealth as Experts Say Global Economy Set for Long and Deep Recession" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GCC 10 Gets Security Bug Trap. And Look What Just Fell Into it: OpenSSL and a Prod-Of-Death Flaw - https://sylnt.us - update-your-packages-now
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[20:38:34] <chromas> StackExchange, Hot Network Questions: "I want to fill my entire house with turnips, how many do I need to buy? How many trips do I need to make to Daisy Mae?"
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[21:08:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Says SpaceX Starlink Satellite Broadband Beta Testing Starts in a Few Months - https://sylnt.us - internet-in-space
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[22:37:53] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com https://arstechnica.com not looking good for AT&T
[22:37:56] <systemd> Submitting "AT&T CEO retiring as telco plans for three years of cost cuts and layoffs"...
[22:38:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03AT&T CEO Retiring as Telco Plans for Three Years of Cost Cuts and Layoffs" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:39:41] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:39:42] <systemd> Submitting "Leaked pics from Amazon Ring show potential new surveillance features"...
[22:39:53] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:39:54] <systemd> Submitting "Almost 8,000 could be affected by federal emergency loan data breach"...
[22:40:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Leaked Pics From Amazon Ring Show Potential New Surveillance Features" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:40:06] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:40:08] <systemd> Submitting "Here’s why “baking” damaged reel-to-reel tapes renders them playable again"...
[22:40:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Almost 8,000 Could be Affected by Federal Emergency Loan Data Breach" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:40:18] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:40:19] <systemd> Submitting "Amazon reportedly used merchant data, despite telling Congress it doesn’t"...
[22:40:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Here’s Why “Baking” Damaged Reel-to-reel Tapes Renders Them Playable Again" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:40:34] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:40:35] <systemd> Submitting "BCI system gives paralyzed man back his sense of touch with haptic feedback"...
[22:40:41] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Amazon Reportedly Used Merchant Data, Despite Telling Congress It Doesn’t" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:40:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03BCI System Gives Paralyzed Man Back His Sense of Touch With Haptic Feedback" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:41:00] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:41:01] <systemd> Submitting "Many supposedly grassroots reopen sites are tied to one pro-gun lobbyist"...
[22:41:11] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:41:12] <systemd> Submitting "The Hubble Space Telescope launched 30 years ago"...
[22:41:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Many Supposedly Grassroots Reopen Sites are Tied to One Pro-gun Lobbyist" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[23:52:42] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.digitaltrends.com
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[23:52:52] <AnonymousCoward> #submit https://www.digitaltrends.com
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[23:53:44] <AnonymousCoward> #submit https://www.digitaltrends.com