#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-21
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[00:07:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 4/20: Hotbox Lockdown - https://sylnt.us - dude!
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[00:20:48] <kyonko> my god this keyboard is terrible
[00:22:48] <kyonko> ok, I'm reading anime spoilers on wikipedia, I should stop
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[02:17:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CHEOPS Space Telescope Ready for Scientific Operation - https://sylnt.us
[02:31:42] * FatPhil curses his stupid gob.
[02:32:52] <chromas> Do you need a gobstopper to get to sleep?
[02:33:04] <FatPhil> I mentioned in passing to the g/f yesterday that I had had good nights sleep pretty much the whole month
[02:33:32] <FatPhil> so of course, I only get 3 hours.
[02:38:18] <chromas> Maybe if we talk at you enough, you'll get bored and goto sleep
[02:38:21] <chromas> SoylentSnews
[02:41:17] <chromas> See? It's working already!
[02:46:02] <FatPhil> alas not
[02:47:41] <FatPhil> I'll catch up on the news, but for some strange reason it's become really boring recently. Cross fingers...
[02:48:24] <chromas> COVID's ruining the news. It's like TDS×3
[02:50:55] <FatPhil> more like brexit for me.
[02:51:25] <FatPhil> both have really put a lot of strain on topical standup comedy.
[02:55:22] <AzumaHazuki> anyone who uses terms like "TDS" is a moron
[03:00:06] <chromas> https://www.engadget.com
[03:00:07] <systemd> ^ 03Kickstarter's live project count is down 35 percent from last year
[03:00:34] <chromas> That's too bad. I was looking forward to funding moar WATER FROM THIN AIR USING JUST THE POWER OF THE SUN devices
[03:04:21] <kyonko> water causes disease
[03:04:41] <FatPhil> I use the term TDS, I'm not a moron. It's remarkably apposite for the nuttiest sliver of the left.
[03:04:43] <chromas> It's true. Over 98% of all living people have died.
[03:04:50] <kyonko> my mind is FUCKED
[03:05:03] <kyonko> I hope tomorrow doesn't have more bullshit
[03:05:10] <kyonko> (it will)
[03:05:53] <FatPhil> chromas: do you really want more repetitive Thunderf00t debunking videos?
[03:07:32] <chromas> Yes. I love 3 minutes of info in 15 minutes of videos that are mostly clips of older 15 minute videos with 3 minutes of content.
[03:07:34] <AzumaHazuki> you've got some issues, Phil. and, just so i can tell if you're being fair or not: Obama Derangement Syndrome, was it a thing? Hint: lynchings in effigy
[03:08:54] <FatPhil> There definitely was some Obama derangement syndrome. Trump seems like a classic case, and a very virulent spreader.
[03:09:43] <AzumaHazuki> there was a fuckload more, and a fuckload worse, than there is of TDS. don't delude yourself
[03:09:51] <chromas> I really only saw Fox News Channel against Obama. The rest of the major media outlets were practically fellating him all day long.
[03:10:06] <chromas> Nobody said TDS is the worst thing ever
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[03:10:24] <AnonymousCoward> ~arthur https://arstechnica.com
[03:10:36] <AnonymousCoward> #submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:10:36] <MrPlow> got http response code 403
[03:10:44] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:10:44] <FatPhil> Azuma - name an example worse than "undo everything Obama did by non-democratic executive order" Trump.
[03:10:45] <systemd> Submitting "We may have seen two asteroids annihilate each other in another solar system"...
[03:11:04] <FatPhil> you have as long as it took me to come up with that example.
[03:11:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03We May Have Seen Two Asteroids Annihilate Each Other in Another Solar System" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:11:39] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:11:40] <systemd> Submitting "CDC’s failed coronavirus tests were tainted with coronavirus, feds confirm"...
[03:11:51] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:11:53] <systemd> Submitting "Uber accuses Levandowski of fraud, refuses to pay $179M Google judgment"...
[03:12:00] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:12:02] <systemd> Submitting "FCC approves 5G network despite military saying it will harm GPS [Updated]"...
[03:12:02] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03CDC’S Failed Coronavirus Tests Were Tainted With Coronavirus, Feds Confirm" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:12:09] <AnonymousCoward> =submithttps://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/04/new-cloudflare-tool-can-tell-you-if-your-isp-has-deployed-bgp-fixes/
[03:12:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Uber Accuses Levandowski of Fraud, Refuses to Pay $179M Google Judgment" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:12:19] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:12:21] <systemd> Submitting "New Cloudflare tool can tell you if your ISP has deployed BGP fixes"...
[03:12:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03FCC Approves 5G Network Despite Military Saying It Will Harm GPS [Updated]" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:12:35] <FatPhil> well, that's a failure
[03:12:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Cloudflare Tool Can Tell You If Your ISP Has Deployed BGP Fixes" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[03:49:44] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.bloomberg.com
[03:49:44] <systemd> AnonymousCoward, 04submit failed: Bloomberg is racist against robots!
[03:50:41] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.phonedog.com
[03:50:42] <systemd> Submitting "Huawei caught passing off DSLR photos as being taken with smartphones"...
[03:50:48] <AnonymousCoward> #submit https://www.bloomberg.com
[03:50:48] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[03:51:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Huawei Caught Passing Off DSLR Photos as Being Taken With Smartphones" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:51:16] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.vice.com
[03:51:18] <systemd> Submitting "This Open-Source Program Deepfakes You During Zoom Meetings, in Real Time"...
[03:51:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03This Open-Source Program Deepfakes You During Zoom Meetings, in Real Time" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:52:28] <chromas> lol
[03:52:46] <chromas> farther down the vice hole "These Radioactive Cock Rings claim to Help You 'Stay Harder Longer'"
[03:53:41] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.cultofmac.com
[03:53:43] <systemd> Submitting "Devs might be able to write software on iPad and iPhone with Xcode"...
[03:53:51] <AnonymousCoward> lo
[03:53:53] <AnonymousCoward> lol
[03:54:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Devs Might be Able to Write Software on iPad and iPhone With Xcode" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[03:56:45] <FatPhil> huawei sooooo behind the times. Nokia/Microsof did that back 5+ years ago.
[03:58:20] <GrandFireWizard> is that the one where you code using mspaint?
[03:59:10] <FatPhil> the faked photos story
[04:00:09] <FatPhil> https://www.theverge.com
[04:00:10] <systemd> ^ 03Nokia's new PureView ad is amazing, too bad it's faked
[04:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[04:21:05] <FatPhil> Nasty case of Joe Derangement Syndrome you've got there, buzz
[04:27:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Denmark Extends Business Aid to Increase Spending by $15 Billion - https://sylnt.us - help-where-it-is-needed,-not-just-where-it-is-wanted
[04:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, meh, i don care bout no joe. i just dig me a good epstein joke.
[04:32:06] <chromas> Liar!
[04:32:12] <chromas> You love teh coffees
[04:32:13] <FatPhil> Gonna quote you on that next time you have a coffee...
[04:32:28] <FatPhil> rekt!
[04:32:37] * TheMightyBuzzard loses
[04:33:16] <FatPhil> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[04:33:17] * exec abashedly penetrates just the tip of cherries with TheMightyBuzzard
[04:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i guess it is morning for you
[04:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday FatPhil
[04:33:39] * exec implicitly pesters a cornhole of sand with FatPhil
[04:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really should be asleep by now but i'm biden my time
[04:37:25] <FatPhil> i would make a thyme pun, but that would be herbal (hard aitch, you're not french, you know)
[04:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'actually just waiting on a system update to tell me what it's gonna update before i hit the sack and let it do its thing
[04:42:39] <chromas> It'll throw an error the instant you walk away
[04:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, it was in a hurry and just waited until i was typing that
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[06:15:33] <chromas> xmpp--
[06:15:33] <Bender> karma - xmpp: 5
[06:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Years on the Decline, Hepatitis C Is Returning — Primarily Among Millennials - https://sylnt.us - what-happened-to-A-and-B?
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[08:46:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long Spaceflights Affect Astronaut Brain Volume - https://sylnt.us - getting-a-big-head
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[09:34:04] <Soybull> #submit https://www.pressherald.com
[09:34:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[09:34:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:43:43] <chromas> Silly Canadians and their gun culture
[09:44:28] <chromas> "18 Gunshot victims died of COVID-19 today"
[09:44:46] <Soybull> With a name like "Canada", how can you expect them to not be silly?
[09:45:01] <chromas> Plus their polygonal coins
[09:45:33] <Soybull> don't even want to get into their archaic worship of tree leaves
[10:07:39] <Soybull> #submit https://www.npr.org
[10:07:40] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:08:05] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:11:42] <chromas> You can just rma a hospital? Did they get it from Amazon?
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[10:22:12] <driveby> https://www.newsweek.com
[10:22:14] <systemd> ^ 03Exclusive: As Washington DC Faces Coronavirus Spike, Secret Military Task Force Prepares to Secure the Capital
[10:22:23] <driveby> http://archive.vn
[10:22:30] <systemd> ^ 03Pentagon Readying Force to Deploy in Streets of Washington, DC to Enf… ( http://archive.vn )
[10:22:33] <driveby> https://herald-review.com
[10:22:35] <systemd> ^ 03Decatur-based National Guard soldiers deploy
[10:22:45] <driveby> https://api.spreaker.com @24:44 @30:50
[10:22:51] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
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[10:47:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Discovery Settles Long-Standing Debate About Photovoltaic Materials - https://sylnt.us - seeing-the-light
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[14:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh. stupid TN. i'd seriously consider starting up a topless barber shop if they weren't so anti-boobies around here.
[14:39:26] <janrinok> you make a good point - well, two points actually
[14:43:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd say "move somewhere pro-boobies (or at least less anti-boobies)" but given all the work you've put in on converting the church, I'm sure you don't want to move for a good long time.
[15:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll just have to get some chicks who already like showing me their boobies to learn how to cut hair i guess
[15:03:15] <janrinok> why does it matter if they know how to cut hair - nobody will notice until they have left...
[15:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is that. plus my typical haircut is "take the guard off the clippers and run them vigorously across the scalp"
[15:05:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> more of a "screw needing to own and use a brush/comb" thing than a fashion thing
[15:07:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Milky Way Could Be Catapulting Stars Into Its Outer Halo, Astronomers Say - https://sylnt.us - more-like-a-trebuchet
[15:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> though we could get NCommander to start up one in a more pro-nipple state under the banner of SoylentNudes and not even have to sell subscriptions anymore.
[15:36:46] <SoyGuest21710> https://github.com
[15:36:47] <systemd> ^ 03iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-firefox
[15:37:14] <SoyGuest21710> Sometimes, I just feel like I have to read whatever is hidden behing the paywall
[15:38:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm getting a gateway timeout on that page :(
[15:38:11] <SoyGuest21710> https://www.wsj.com
[15:38:13] <systemd> ^ 03Opinion | Trump Rewrites the Book on Emergencies
[15:38:29] <SoyGuest21710> let me look that I copied it correctly Andy
[15:40:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm like 99% sure that you did
[15:40:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> Github just seems to having problems at the moment.
[15:40:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm getting an error page on https://github.com as well.
[15:41:15] <SoyGuest21710> I'm getting the same now
[15:41:34] <SoyGuest21710> I only installed it about an hour ago, now I can't get back there, LOL
[15:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you broke it
[15:44:05] <SoyGuest21710> They probably got the chinese communist virus, and now I'll get it too!
[15:44:29] <SoyGuest21710> Chicoma virus
[15:46:54] <SoyGuest21710> I may have real internet soon - telco called me, asking if I would like to upgrade my internet to 15 meg (as opposed to 2 meg on a good day)
[15:47:13] * TheMightyBuzzard blinks
[15:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch
[15:47:29] <SoyGuest21710> I missed the call, but I went online looking for the offer, and applied for it
[15:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can yell hex faster than 2Mb
[15:48:22] <SoyGuest21710> background, though, is that I've been asking repeatedly if there are plans for upgrades, and the local office has farted me off for about ten years now
[15:49:00] * SoyGuest21710 is sure that TheMightyBuzzard wouldn't exaggerate his prowess at shouting hex
[15:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> should move to TN. my isp's doubled my speed after a year, again after another year, dropped the price the third year, doubled the speed the fourth year, and 10x'd the speed the fifth year.
[15:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, remove one of them doublings
[15:50:00] <carny> next year they will send you a free time machine ;]
[15:50:13] <SoyGuest21710> Wifey has roots growing out of her ass into this fifteen acres, it would kill her to move
[15:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> 25->50->price drop->100->1000
[15:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. make sure and let her know she has to go topless a lot more often since internet boobs are so slow from staying there though.
[15:51:21] <SoyGuest21710> Wait a second, I'm a soyguest?
[15:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> compromise is the keystone of a good marriage
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[15:52:04] <Soybull> What happened to all the soycows? Did you eat them?
[15:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, the soybois did
[15:52:38] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes chromas
[15:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> github's happy again
[15:54:31] * Soybull starts mounting soubois in lieu of soycows
[15:56:31] <FatPhil> we made them into soyburgers. needs must.
[15:57:08] <FatPhil> impossible, you say - aha!!! now you're working it out
[15:57:17] <Soybull> Oh yeah - I'm a mother now
[15:57:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> not for eating of course. cause of the tp shortage.
[15:57:41] <Soybull> Rag dog got out, got pregnant, and a few days later, dropped dead
[15:57:59] <Soybull> I have - errr, had - 9 little puppies
[15:58:21] <Soybull> down to 8 this morning, and two more are expected to expire soon
[15:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have checked the "best by" date
[15:59:00] <FatPhil> so you're taking the beef shortage in your stride
[15:59:44] <Soybull> Well, the remaining six seem likely to survive - they are greedy little gluttons when I stick the eye dropper in their mouths
[16:00:38] <Soybull> no beef shortage here, neighbors have lots of cattle
[16:00:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> goat milk or what?
[16:01:41] <FatPhil> man milk at desperate times
[16:02:11] <Soybull> 1/4 cup of regular store bought cow milk, one egg yolk, tablespoon of powdered milk, and finally a tablespoon of PetAg milk replacer plus
[16:02:30] <Soybull> I can't read the ingredients in it, but the vet says it's good for puppies
[16:02:58] <Soybull> oh - forgot a teaspoon of olive oil - puppies need some fat or oil to stay lubricated at the back end.
[16:05:09] <FatPhil> noice
[16:05:52] <FatPhil> can't you just feed them taco bell for that?
[16:08:42] <Soybull> Huh - just went to petag.com - it appears this product is no longer available - now they have something "new" - https://www.petag.com
[16:08:45] <systemd> ^ 03Top pet-enhancing nutrition, grooming & health products
[16:10:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, feeding a dog taco bell has been banned by the geneva convention.
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[16:12:09] <Soybull> They had another convention at the college? https://www.geneva.edu
[16:12:10] <systemd> ^ 03Geneva College | A Christian College in Pennsylvania
[16:14:22] <FatPhil> TheMistyBlizzard: feeding it to hoomans also banned.
[16:14:28] <FatPhil> cruel and unusual.
[16:14:55] <FatPhil> then again, I've never had it.
[16:15:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured out what it is that makes for the funk of a thousand years
[16:15:48] <Soybull> superfunk?
[16:15:57] <FatPhil> I hereby swear that next time I go to Finland (closest known TB franchise) I will have some.
[16:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> high garlic and onion content
[16:16:34] <FatPhil> there's a correlation for some people.
[16:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> got the same reaction last time i made homemade taco seasoning.
[16:17:01] <Soybull> FatPhil - some foods seem to have addictive additives
[16:17:26] <Soybull> Taco Bell is one of them and McDonald's Big Mac sauce is another
[16:17:37] <Soybull> and, oh yeah, Mountain Dew
[16:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> onion alone i've no issue with no matter the levels, ditto garlic. mix them together with chili powder and it's death from below though.
[16:18:15] <Soybull> Leave the chili poweder out, and I'm good with the onions and garlic
[16:18:39] <FatPhil> however, I've shared a flat with a Hare Krishna who obviously had no alium in his diet, and he could stand hid ground.
[16:18:42] * TheMightyBuzzard shrugs
[16:18:50] <FatPhil> allium
[16:18:55] <FatPhil> typing on fone
[16:19:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> need a stylus instead of a finger. i recommend a claw hammer.
[16:19:38] <Soybull> allium are brain food
[16:20:13] <FatPhil> have h/w kbd here
[16:20:31] <FatPhil> however, also have stylus for t/s if I need it
[16:20:37] <FatPhil> n900 forvah!
[16:20:42] <FatPhil> +letters
[16:20:58] <FatPhil> slept 3 hours last night, and now in pub
[16:21:30] * Soybull prefers a nice 101 key wireless keyboard so he can throw it at people when needed
[16:21:51] <FatPhil> high magine assault keyboard
[16:22:20] <Soybull> I keep lots of clips in my keyboard magazine
[16:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah, wired or not the model M is far superior as an assault keyboard.
[16:22:47] <Soybull> only within a short range though
[16:22:52] <FatPhil> that's a melee weapon, not a range weapon
[16:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, think of the cord as a grenade pin. pull then use.
[16:23:42] <carny> can you swing a model m keyboard by the cord?
[16:23:53] * Soybull finds the laser targeting convenien though
[16:24:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure. you can throw it too if you work out regularly.
[16:52:52] <Soybull> Just for info, that same extension works in Iridium, a Chrome clone - https://github.com
[16:52:54] <systemd> ^ 03iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome
[16:55:26] <FatPhil> g/f tells me that the M kbd I let her use, she killed and it is no more.
[16:55:34] <FatPhil> grounds for dumping?
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[17:05:48] <Soybull> =submit https://www.sciencenews.org
[17:05:50] <systemd> Submitting "Dancing peacock spiders turned an arachnophobe into an arachnologist"...
[17:06:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Dancing Peacock Spiders Turned an Arachnophobe Into an Arachnologist" (28 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:08:05] <Soybull> =submit https://www.sciencenews.org
[17:08:07] <systemd> Submitting "Toxin-producing bacteria can make this newt deadly"...
[17:08:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Toxin-Producing Bacteria Can Make This Newt Deadly" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:08:35] <Soybull> I *finally* got around to installing an RSS reader on this machine
[17:09:11] <Soybull> now I need to populate it with more news feeds - should be able to copy a file from the old Linux installation
[17:15:04] <Soybull> =submit https://www.sciencenews.org
[17:15:06] <systemd> Submitting "Ancient recipes led scientists to a long-lost natural blue"...
[17:15:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Ancient Recipes Led Scientists to a Long-Lost Natural Blue" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:15:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds Raw-Type Dog Foods A Major Source Of Multidrug-Resistant Bacteria - https://sylnt.us - love-to-eat-dogfood
[17:20:04] <Soybull> =submit https://www.oann.com
[17:20:08] <systemd> Submitting "Trump says he will halt immigration, citing pandemic, as Georgia plans partial reopening"...
[17:20:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Trump Says He Will Halt Immigration, Citing Pandemic, as Georgia Plans Partial Reopening" (34 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:29:32] <carny> https://i.imgur.com
[17:49:35] <carny> https://mobile.twitter.com
[17:49:36] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[17:54:53] <chromas> Did she forget Zoom is Chinese spaiwarez?
[17:56:12] <carny> must have
[17:56:16] <carny> https://i.imgur.com
[17:57:45] <chromas> I thought NHS was a Linux thing
[17:57:57] <chromas> No, that was NIHS
[18:40:31] <carny> chromas: https://i.imgur.com
[18:41:28] <chromas> Is that Linux Drop Tips in the top-left?
[18:43:24] <Soybull> More importantly, is there video of that cat humping the monkey?
[18:45:45] <chromas> I dunno about monkeys, but he no like vegetals
[19:26:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Accuses Levandowski of Fraud, Refuses to Pay $179M Google Judgment - https://sylnt.us - hung-out-to-dry
[19:59:02] <Teckla> A set of four Mac Pro castors, for only $700. What a bargain! https://www.apple.com
[19:59:03] <systemd> ^ 03Apple Mac Pro Wheels Kit
[20:00:12] <chromas> They're very evenly lit in the photo at least
[20:00:31] <chromas> That's gotta be worth something, unless it was only one and they clone the rest
[20:03:23] <Soybull> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[20:03:25] <systemd> Submitting "FCC blasted for “shameful” ruling against cities and fire department"...
[20:03:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03FCC Blasted for “Shameful” Ruling Against Cities and Fire Department" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:23:47] <FatPhil> Teaser time! 3 blokes all want to have sex with each of 3 women. Assuming all disease transfer would be genital, how may condoms do these 6 people need to make sure all 9 fucks are safe.
[20:25:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...you realize you just answered your own question, right?
[20:26:36] <FatPhil> How so?
[20:28:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> "to make sure all 9 fucks are safe" ...so 9.
[20:31:08] <FatPhil> Were it that simple, do you think I'd ask it as a teaser?
[20:31:42] <FatPhil> clue - you're permitted to nest condoms
[20:40:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> okay, so you've got three blokes - Adam, Bob, and Chuck - and three broads - Mary, Natasha, and Veronica.
[20:40:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> Round 1: Adam + Mary; Bob + Natasha; Chuck + Veronica
[20:40:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> Round 2: Adam + Natasha; Bob + Veronica; Chuck + Mary
[20:40:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> Round 3: Adam + Veronica; Bob + Mary; Chuck + Natasha
[20:40:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> Three blokes, one condom for each woman they fuck, three women: 9 condoms.
[20:41:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Unless you're talking about some group sex thing where they're switching between partners multiple times, in which case, just bring the big box from the warehouse store and use a fresh one every time they switch.
[20:42:46] * kyonko thumbs up to group sex
[20:42:51] <kyonko> is this impregnation sex?
[20:42:54] <kyonko> some sex magic?
[20:44:24] <chromas> When you're done with the condom, turn it over to Side B
[20:46:11] <kyonko> why are people so apeshit over sex
[20:46:13] <kyonko> who cares
[20:46:34] <kyonko> i'm a 34 year old virgin incel
[20:48:28] <chromas> Yeah but like the normal kind of incel or the ?grrr I hate them wamens they owe me sex? stereotype people usually hear about?
[20:48:45] <kyonko> nah, I'm alright and fit for a manlet
[20:48:50] <kyonko> I look like a trap shaven
[20:49:05] <chromas> I like the derivatives though, like "wristcel". Hilarious
[20:49:14] <kyonko> I'm a wristcel
[20:49:33] <kyonko> I can lift 6 gallons of potable water, but thats just my personal family circle
[20:49:37] <kyonko> none of facebook's business
[20:49:56] <kyonko> I know facebook wants to datamine family unit bonds and friendships
[20:50:17] <kyonko> I hope they learned something that was common sense without wasted petabytes of data storage
[20:50:17] <chromas> One of my FB profiles is divorced from another
[20:50:44] <kyonko> even if the MGTOWS and incels become majority, the FOIDS will just go to fertility clinics
[20:50:59] <kyonko> but circa 2009 the FOIDS tried to skip the fertility clinic out of pocket costs
[20:51:21] <kyonko> by spreading their legs to just about anyone
[20:51:25] <chromas> When I first signed up for FB, it was fun changing the profile values. Married woman? Come buy this jewelry! Oh now you're a married man now? Check out this cheating website!
[20:51:44] <kyonko> when was this?
[20:51:54] <chromas> Years ago
[20:51:59] <kyonko> I joined in 2014
[20:52:17] <chromas> Long before I had ublock on all browsers so I still saw ads sometimes
[20:59:07] <kyonko> so you went into facebook as an anon?
[20:59:29] <kyonko> I mean, as an facebook anon you can just go into groups and click with people ala IRC and friend them
[20:59:48] <kyonko> I don't feel like starting over
[20:59:53] <kyonko> whats the point
[21:00:02] <kyonko> this is a post-SNOWDEN universe
[21:01:24] <kyonko> I mean its facebook, ugh
[21:01:30] <kyonko> tits galore atheism
[21:01:57] <kyonko> besides facebook is 100% stanford prison experiment
[21:02:29] <kyonko> so.... why would I want to be anonymous in this day and age?
[21:03:55] <kyonko> facebook and others definately do spooky voodoo with IP addresses and cookies
[21:04:19] <kyonko> this should have been obvious since the early days of noscript and del.ic.io.us
[21:04:35] <kyonko> I mean come one, facebook, the hot or not?
[21:04:37] <kyonko> come one!
[21:05:39] <kyonko> its 2006, join a hot or not, connect with your high school classmates
[21:05:50] <kyonko> you might find that boy you fell in love with in 8th grade
[21:06:03] <kyonko> its, 2009, nothing happened, go lesbian
[21:12:22] <kyonko> as an anon, how could I have broken into my public school classmate circle?
[21:12:51] <kyonko> like tru-anon, not semi-anon, or lazy-anon
[21:13:02] <kyonko> anon-anon
[21:13:04] <kyonko> total-anon
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[21:38:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Supreme Court Rules Non-Unanimous Jury Verdicts Unconstitutional - https://sylnt.us - keeping-it-legal
[21:44:13] <FatPhil> AndyTheAbsurd: Imagine all blokes put 2 condoms on, and do round 1. On pulling out, they hand the outer condom to the lady, and then rotate. They then put the new lady's safe-for-the-lady-outside over their safe-for-the-man-inside condom. 3 more fux. Upon withdrawing, they repeat that juggling. 3 final fux. 9 safe fux, only 6 condoms.
[21:44:39] <FatPhil> Note, however, that 6 is *not* the answer.
[21:46:07] <kyonko> round 1? lol
[21:46:10] <kyonko> you guys are sick
[21:46:21] <kyonko> its not about the rounds, its about the load
[21:46:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> kyonko: acknowledged...but I've also known that for 20+ years.
[21:47:08] <kyonko> after diving into facebook in 2014 as a non-anon, in 5 years I learned, nobody cares
[21:47:12] <kyonko> nobody. cares.
[21:47:18] <kyonko> unless
[21:47:33] <kyonko> you are married, engaged, or are raising children or expecting during pregnancy
[21:47:45] <kyonko> and you can just skip all those things by being rich and showing it off
[21:47:58] <kyonko> BANAL
[21:48:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> FatPhil: I mean, if we go back to your originally stated problem, which specifies that all disease transmission is via genitals, the answer is "zero condoms, only oral sex".
[21:49:18] <kyonko> lol genitals
[21:49:20] <kyonko> dermis right?
[21:49:30] <kyonko> a more complex anus
[21:49:57] <chromas> Should be able to skip doubling up on one woman, so 5 at most?
[21:50:24] <kyonko> i don't think my darwinian rival ever had the balls to fuck a flat woman
[21:50:29] <kyonko> man flat
[21:50:39] <kyonko> but I.... I have SCIENCE
[21:50:57] <kyonko> why did I say "balls" I meant "stomach"
[21:51:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> because balls are sex organs.
[21:52:18] <kyonko> balls make you want to fuck
[21:52:20] <kyonko> anything
[21:52:33] <kyonko> before my balls developed I didn't feel anything rubbing my nub
[21:52:40] <kyonko> that all changed with whore moans
[21:53:00] <kyonko> balls will make you want to fuck your own sex
[21:54:36] <kyonko> after my balls developed I didn't care about girls for the entire 7th grade
[21:54:43] <kyonko> then I learned about pigtails
[21:56:49] <kyonko> I wonder how the trans-men handle their 2nd masculine puberty
[21:56:58] <kyonko> after living through the feminine one
[21:57:16] <kyonko> guns, swords, arms, FISTS
[21:59:30] <kyonko> how long has it been since howard stern put buck angel on the sybian?
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[23:29:30] <chromas> Hm. That APK imitator hasn't read enough APK to imitate APK
[23:35:38] <kyonko> is this an android thing?
[23:35:46] <kyonko> I've never rooted a device
[23:36:20] <chromas> It's an AC pretending to be a trolly-troll slashdotter thing
[23:36:21] <kyonko> when I got into android I quickly found out it was the same shtick as windows 10
[23:36:49] <kyonko> oh, I don't know whos who on slashdot
[23:36:54] <kyonko> NPC's to me
[23:37:07] <chromas> When I tried getting into Android I died from all the billions of files I had to keep track of
[23:37:20] <kyonko> and no root
[23:37:23] <kyonko> at all
[23:37:27] <kyonko> and still.... MALWARE
[23:38:02] <chromas> Put source code in one directory tree, but refer to namespaced strings that are declared over in this other directory tree for i18n.
[23:38:54] <chromas> You don't need root for malware. That's why Linux desktops aren't anymore secure than Windows desktops. If you can run code, you can run malware.
[23:39:45] <kyonko> i just don't know any more
[23:39:54] <kyonko> K.I.S.S. is dead
[23:40:22] <kyonko> you start with KISS and work your way down, if after 999 tries, KISS needs to go away, then fucking no more KISS
[23:41:39] <chromas> Yes, if you start with $thing, then later $thing doesn't apply, then no $thing
[23:43:25] <kyonko> I'm still aghast at how facebook went for all out retard data science certainty for common sense anthropology
[23:57:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senate Panel Wants Stricter Oversight of Chinese Telecoms - https://sylnt.us