#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-16

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[00:07:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Achieve Remote Control of Hormone Release Using Magnetic Nanoparticles - https://sylnt.us - capsaicin++
[00:33:28] <Bytram> =g not even wrong quotte
[00:33:29] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Not even wrong - Wikipedia
[01:16:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Bug Fix, SoylentNews' allowedtags, and a Brief Summary of How Each Page is Created [Updated] - https://sylnt.us - rushin'-hacks
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[01:56:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Any free programs where we can test A.I.? - https://sylnt.us - what-IS-intelligence,-anyway?
[02:30:36] <driveby> https://thefederalist.com
[02:30:37] <systemd> ^ 03The Coronavirus Is Exposing Little Tyrants All Over The Country
[02:30:46] <driveby> https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com
[02:30:46] <systemd> ^ 03Gun store refused orders by CA governor to close - until the Sheriff gave them no choice.
[02:30:56] <driveby> https://www.the-sun.com
[02:30:57] <systemd> ^ 03Worshippers fined $500 for praying at drive-in service as judge overrules bans
[02:31:32] <driveby> https://thefederalist.com
[02:31:33] <systemd> ^ 03Police Shut Down ReOpenNC Protesters, Claim It's 'Non-Essential Activity'
[02:31:45] <driveby> https://thefederalist.com
[02:31:45] <systemd> ^ 03Four Michigan Sheriffs Say They Won't Enforce Governor's Orders
[02:33:07] * AzumaHazuki siiiiighs
[02:33:20] <AzumaHazuki> this is why the virus worries me a lot less than the knock-on effects
[02:33:37] <AzumaHazuki> also, mr. driveby? the federalist is a rag. it's not a credible source
[02:34:46] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[02:35:05] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[02:37:38] <AzumaHazuki> and neither is /pol/, jesus motocrossing christ
[02:41:42] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
[02:42:18] <AzumaHazuki> Ah, one of those. Don't worry, you'll be burning soon enough...
[02:45:06] <guy_> burn baby burn
[02:45:35] <driveby> https://media.tenor.com
[02:46:28] <guy_> hakuna matata or something like that
[02:46:57] <guy_> don't ask me what tubers have to do with anything
[02:48:42] <AzumaHazuki> is he still posting stuff? i muted him a while back
[02:48:53] <AzumaHazuki> amazing something like that can figure out how to use a computer...
[02:49:09] <guy_> muting people is loser shit
[02:51:18] <driveby> https://media.tenor.com
[02:51:42] <AzumaHazuki> sorry your opinions are wrong <3 byebye
[02:53:03] <guy_> enjoy your echo chamber
[02:53:22] <driveby> https://libertarianhub.com
[02:54:36] <driveby> "Anyone who thinks the health of a nation can be summed up in GDP is an idiot." https://i.4pcdn.org
[02:58:26] <driveby> https://www.mcall.com
[02:58:27] <systemd> ^ 03Opinion: What happens when Fox News' Tucker Carlson makes sense?
[03:06:20] <chromas> Betteridge says "No"
[03:08:26] <AzumaHazuki> There's no a priori reason Carlson couldn't make sense. If the zombie shell of Adolf Hitler rose from the grave and told me the sky is blue i'm not gonna say it's purple and orange just because it's zombie hitler telling me it's blue
[03:08:33] <Bytram> chromas: Don't let 'em fool ya. Even Betteridge doesn't no!
[03:10:28] <chromas> Hitler was right about many things
[03:10:30] <Bytram> ~last nick=chopchop1
[03:10:31] <exec> 03<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
[03:10:31] <exec> 03<html><head>
[03:10:31] <exec> 03<title>301 Moved Permanently</title>
[03:10:31] <exec> 03</head><body>
[03:10:32] <exec> 03<h1>Moved Permanently</h1>
[03:10:33] <exec> 032 records not shown - refer to http://chromas.0x.no
[03:10:36] <chromas> For example, I heard he was pro-dog
[03:10:58] <chromas> Need to update exec
[03:26:50] <chromas> websites_who_steal_the_slash_key_for_their_own_search_field--
[03:26:50] <Bender> karma - websites_who_steal_the_slash_key_for_their_own_search_field: -1
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[03:38:30] <driveby> https://archive.is
[03:38:32] <systemd> ^ 03Attention Required!
[03:39:17] <driveby> https://doi.org
[03:41:20] <driveby> https://www.frontiersin.org
[03:41:24] <systemd> ^ 03Detection of Increased Plasma Interleukin-6 Levels and Prevalence of Prevotella copri and Bacteroides vulgatus in the Feces of Type 2 Diabetes Patients ( https://www.frontiersin.org )
[03:42:19] <driveby> https://www.livescience.com
[03:42:20] <systemd> ^ 03Diarrhea is first sign of illness for some COVID-19 patients
[03:45:21] <driveby> https://osf.io
[03:46:18] <driveby> Are significant false negatives in the usually sensitive RT-PCR detection of SARS-Cov2 happening as the usually RNA-stranded bacteria is now DNA within a bacteria (Prevotella?) genome - and wont be detected in the lysogenic state?
[03:46:18] <driveby> Sandeep Chakraborty
[03:48:35] <driveby> Sequencing data (N=3) shows Wuhan coronavirus integration in bacteria (Prevotella mostly) [7]. Is this
[03:48:35] <driveby> sequencing artifact - or is the virus infecting both bacterial and human cells (which would be a first) [8]?
[03:50:23] <driveby> https://www.researchgate.net
[03:50:24] <systemd> ^ 03The 2019 Wuhan outbreak is caused by the bacteria Prevotella, which is aided by the coronavirus, possibly to adhere to epithelial cells - Prevotella is present in huge amounts in patients from both China and Hong Kong
[03:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Age Discrimination Lawsuit Suddenly Ends, Suggests Big Blue Willing to Pay to Avoid Discovery - https://sylnt.us - this-dept.-intentionally-left-blank
[04:04:14] <driveby> https://www.contagionlive.com
[04:04:15] <systemd> ^ 03How Does Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin Combination Therapy Measure Up For COVID-19 Treatment?
[04:05:34] <driveby> https://sanchakblog.wordpress.com
[04:05:35] <systemd> ^ 03Anaerobic Prevotella’s link to low lymphocyte, increased plasmsa IL-6 (cytokine storm), ground glass opacity/aspiration pneumonia, elevated troponin (cardiac injury), hemolysis, heme-binding protein, elevated D-dimer, etc…
[04:07:03] <driveby> Anaerobic secondary infections is taking over. This is why children are probably safe – and O2 (without antibiotics) will worsen things
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[04:28:01] <chromas> https://www.cnet.com
[04:28:03] <systemd> ^ 03US military tracks Russian launch of anti-satellite missile towards space
[04:28:07] <chromas> "The apparent test involved a system with the ability to destroy a target in low Earth orbit."
[04:28:16] <chromas> Aiming for Musks pedonet maybe
[04:49:08] <pinchy> hellz yea
[04:52:55] <pinchy> cringeshaw to the rescue
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[05:28:27] <kyonko_> isn't musk a bad thing in the animal world?
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[05:34:06] <kyonko_> militant atheism has brought me here
[05:45:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Orders Auto Insurers to Refund Premiums Due to Coronavirus - https://sylnt.us - slippery-slope
[06:00:40] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[06:37:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Curiosity Keeps Rolling As Team Operates Rover From Home - https://sylnt.us - it's-not-like-it's-rocket-science-oh-wait
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[08:07:37] * chromas eats a cup of salsa, cheese and olives
[08:09:07] <kyonko_> that is the sanitary way
[08:09:30] <chromas> I lied. It was a bowl.
[08:09:47] <kyonko_> i am so fucking sober
[08:09:58] <chromas> Is that unusual?
[08:10:04] <kyonko_> no
[08:10:12] <kyonko_> I chose life instead of death
[08:10:18] <kyonko_> so now I have to deal with being a geezer
[08:10:43] <kyonko_> i have a fuckton of pre-existing conditions
[08:11:58] <kyonko_> I did not get $1,200
[08:12:07] <kyonko_> boo
[08:12:29] <boru> Have you considered a blog?
[08:13:02] <kyonko_> I'm copying a blog with winhttrack before they delete the internet
[08:13:06] <chromas> You have to pass Go to collect $1,200.
[08:14:00] <kyonko_> should I be anonymous on my blog? facebook raped me
[08:14:41] <chromas> You don't have any more facebook accounts?
[08:14:57] <kyonko_> you know, I may start one up with my burner phone
[08:15:05] <kyonko_> but how do I not make a fatal mistake?
[08:15:21] <chromas> I guess it's been awhile since I created a bunch of fb accounts but I didn't need a phone number for it
[08:15:32] <kyonko_> facebook has a deep learning profile of me
[08:15:47] <kyonko_> you were into facebook when it was a hot or not back in 2006?
[08:16:15] <kyonko_> cant believe incels don't remember hot or nots of the early 2000's
[08:16:34] <chromas> I remember for awhile the nav blue bar was on the bottom.
[08:16:41] <chromas> But it was already Facebook by then
[08:16:58] <kyonko_> facebook is a hard core data collector
[08:18:18] <kyonko_> my life would have been way different if I hadn't dismissed facebook as another AOL
[08:18:24] * chromas fills in some fb quizzes. they won't aggregate this data, right?
[08:18:36] <chromas> You'd be much richer
[08:18:50] <kyonko_> I joined facebook in 2014 with 2FA to see what all the bad press was about
[08:18:53] <kyonko_> I GOT FUCKED
[08:19:09] <chromas> Shouldn't've used 2fa
[08:19:23] <kyonko_> microsoft 2FA isn't
[08:20:00] <kyonko_> turns out this girl who liked me in 8th grade was on facebook since it went public
[08:20:14] <chromas> protip: HoTMaiL lets you create a bunch of alias mail addresses and you can use them to sign up for sockpuppet accounts on other sites
[08:20:27] <kyonko_> oh I used to be like that
[08:21:00] <kyonko_> HoTMaiL
[08:21:05] <kyonko_> i C
[08:21:35] <chromas> That was the styling before MS bought and raeped it
[08:21:57] <kyonko_> welp
[08:22:06] <kyonko_> facebook respects your privacy
[08:22:15] <chromas> wink
[08:22:26] <kyonko_> the emperor wears no clothes
[08:22:59] <kyonko_> I'm not going to shit post on FB after the damn lockdown is over
[08:23:10] <kyonko_> I stopped using it a few days before april
[08:23:20] <kyonko_> guess what? no one gives a fuck about me
[08:23:27] <kyonko_> or my life photos
[08:23:39] <kyonko_> its like I'm not even there
[08:23:49] <chromas> it's true
[08:23:56] <chromas> that's why you have to make up shit like everyone else does
[08:23:59] <kyonko_> yes, a few people I suspected do give a fuck about me, as enemies
[08:24:02] <kyonko_> and they blocked me
[08:24:09] <chromas> or follow some shitposting pages
[08:24:56] <kyonko_> one thing i do like about facebook is the nihilism and atheism groups
[08:25:24] <kyonko_> its gay they don't allow google to crawl them like they used too
[08:25:25] <chromas> Did you ever try Google Plus?
[08:25:32] <kyonko_> I have a gmail
[08:25:42] <kyonko_> a retarded girl I know had one
[08:26:12] <kyonko_> I remember back in the early 2010's you googled someone's name and city and it came out with their facebook profile
[08:26:16] <kyonko_> the MSM cried bloody murder
[08:26:40] <kyonko_> this girl who liked me in 8th grade, she never used her real name for facebook
[08:26:44] <kyonko_> to her own peril
[08:26:59] <chromas> shouldn't've been too hard to find here
[08:27:14] <chromas> just search for a few classmates and then follow the chain o' friends
[08:27:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Fixes High-Severity Flaws in NUC, Discontinues Buggy Compute Module - https://sylnt.us - another-day-another-bug
[08:27:57] <kyonko_> well, I got in, like a virus
[08:28:01] <kyonko_> but nobody cares
[08:28:06] <kyonko_> maybe they are ashamed
[08:28:54] <kyonko_> this girl is quite the charecter, she gets stuff deleted from google search results regarding her name
[08:29:13] <kyonko_> she made the university she works for delete the whole BIO page as it contained all of the staff bios on one page
[08:30:07] <kyonko_> she's special ed
[08:30:22] <kyonko_> this is definately the timeline I was born into
[08:31:59] <kyonko_> only 3 errors in winhttrack on a wordpress site
[08:32:12] <kyonko_> so far
[08:32:17] <chromas> that seems far too few for a wordpress site
[08:32:31] <kyonko_> well.. consider I don't know how to code
[08:33:15] <kyonko_> it wasn't well into my 30's that I had an AHA moment regarding photolithography
[08:33:28] <kyonko_> 14 year old me would be so proud of me
[08:34:23] <kyonko_> I remember flurl.com
[08:34:39] <kyonko_> why did the internet become so gay
[08:53:16] <carny> 1a. Prevotella copri may be an in-vivo reservoir for viral infection that allows it to escape detection
[08:53:55] <carny> 1b. in theory the patient could 'clear the virus' and be discharged while retaining a massive undetected viral load
[08:54:43] <carny> oops
[08:55:16] <chromas> Yeah, now we can all see you don't zero-index your lists. HAHA!
[08:58:10] <kyonko_> well
[08:58:22] <kyonko_> I live too close for comfort to mexico
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[10:15:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oracle's April 2020 Critical Patch Update Includes Around 400 fixes - https://sylnt.us - patching-time
[10:36:32] <FatPhil> Italians are weird... https://www.repstatic.it
[10:36:48] <FatPhil> Are they also manufacturing plexiglass condoms for later?
[10:53:04] <Ingar> restaurants are still open ??
[10:55:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.ktnv.com
[10:55:57] <systemd> ^ 03Police department reminds residents to wear pants while checking mailbox
[10:56:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:56:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5177
[10:57:46] <chromas> pants--
[10:57:46] <Bender> karma - pants: -4
[11:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[11:09:41] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[11:09:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[11:09:47] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[11:44:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> I LOL'ed when I got to: Police also stated "You know who you are. This is your final warning."
[12:06:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Behold Dune: A Look at Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Oscar Isaac, and More - https://sylnt.us - it's-a-very-very-dry-story
[12:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #notallpants
[12:08:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> You have to be careful with that word.
[12:08:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> It means different things depending on where you are.
[12:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm good with either
[12:31:32] <FatPhil> one without the other is better than the other without the one
[13:32:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:32:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5178
[13:33:01] <Bytram> !uid
[13:33:01] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 10173, owned by rn Fre itcoin 0.2 C r da httponxc.x
[13:34:55] <janrinok> ~gday Bytram
[13:34:57] * exec carelessly nudges a cube of gaiety toward Bytram
[13:35:03] <Bytram> ~gday janrinok
[13:35:04] * exec somewhat shamefully stuffs dumptruck full of Halloween candy into janrinok
[13:35:21] <janrinok> who got id 10000?
[13:35:25] <Bytram> gaity and candy? Let's party!
[13:38:21] <Bytram> janrinok: I *think* you should be able to look, yourself. Depends on your priv level. Load your user info page: https://soylentnews.org
[13:38:22] <systemd> ^ 03janrinok - SoylentNews User
[13:39:06] <janrinok> and then?
[13:39:11] <Bytram> Do you see a "User Admin" area with a different colored background?
[13:40:02] <janrinok> where am I supposed to be looking - I can't see anything at the moment
[13:41:00] <Bytram> Do you see a "tab bar" at the top containing these tabs: Info, Submissions, Journal, etc?
[13:41:18] <janrinok> yep, just like any editor doe
[13:41:23] <janrinok> does
[13:42:04] <Bytram> And, immediately below it, is a highlighted area. The *title* for that area is "User Admin" and in the first field in the box, labeled "User" you should see your nick.
[13:42:41] <Bytram> The "User" field accepts EITHER a nick OR a UID.
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[13:43:31] <Bytram> Enter a value in the "User" field and then click the "Info" button immediately below it. =)
[13:43:50] <janrinok> nope, you are seeing something that I don't
[13:44:26] <driveby> https://science.sciencemag.org
[13:44:28] <systemd> ^ 03Linking Long-Term Dietary Patterns with Gut Microbial Enterotypes
[13:44:44] <driveby> long-term diet is strongly associated with the gut microbiome composition—those who eat plenty of protein and animal fats typical of Western diet have predominantly Bacteroides bacteria, while for those who consume more carbohydrates, especially fibre, the Prevotella species dominate.
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[13:46:40] <Bytram> janrinok: see my PM
[13:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A More Plant-Based Diet Without Stomach Troubles: Getting Rid of FODMAPs With Enzymes - https://sylnt.us - parp-belch
[14:32:05] <Bytram> =g unicode trademark symbol
[14:32:06] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Trademark symbol - Wikipedia
[14:34:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ™ ?
[14:34:17] <Bytram> &trade;
[14:34:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> (One nice thing about Windows 10 - Win-; gets you an emoji/Unicode search box. Even in Cygwin terminal!)
[14:35:09] * Bytram despises telemetry
[14:36:37] * Bytram correction: telemetry that is not clear and upfront about that is gathered and transmitted. I should be able, on a case-by-case basis, see the exact plain text of what is collected, and the URL of where it is being sent.
[14:36:51] <Bytram> Along with the option to deny its transmission.
[14:57:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Bug Fix, SoylentNews' allowedtags, and a Brief Summary of How Each Page is Created [Updated 2] - https://sylnt.us - rushin'-hacks
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[15:46:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Little Scientists: Children Prefer Storybooks That Explain Why and How Things Happen - https://sylnt.us - why?
[16:58:35] <chromas> I think you guys mean https://soylentnews.org
[16:58:36] <systemd> ^ 03upstart - SoylentNews User
[17:07:59] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[17:09:33] <Bytram> first link did not work; better luck with the 2nd (albeit as a json response)
[17:16:15] <chromas> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=10000 /nick
[17:16:17] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=10000
[17:16:18] <exec> 02gift
[17:35:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stephen Wolfram: The Universe Runs on Automata Theory - https://sylnt.us - 42
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[18:21:20] <FatPhil> Remoter USians (and Canadians) - do any of your first nations territories have actual physical borders to them (walls, fences, hedgerows, laser death rays, etc.), or are they just conceptual lines on a map?
[18:43:23] <chromas> There's usually at least a sign
[18:49:20] <FatPhil> just wondering on the sense, in the wuflu stats, of listing them separately them from the states.
[18:50:23] <FatPhil> there's casinos on the inside, and boozeshops on the outside, there's definitely some viral intermingling gonna take place.
[18:50:43] <FatPhil> #notallcasinos #notallboozeshops
[18:51:28] <chromas> I read that they shut down their casinos. Or one did. Probably.
[18:51:58] <chromas> I guess now'd be the time to spin up online gambling casinos
[18:52:28] <chromas> Get whitey on his own land
[18:52:34] <FatPhil> so doing would make pretty good sense, apart from slots/pachinko. Just tape off 2 in 3 of those, and wipe them down after the punter's left.
[18:53:00] <chromas> Just get everyone more drunk. The alcohol spills will take care of the germs
[18:53:44] <chromas> Or hook up the sprinkler system to detergent and have a bleach party every 20 minutes
[18:57:51] <FatPhil> #whitelivessplatter
[19:10:07] * FatPhil wonders if his g/f will be mailed a stimulus check - is it for residents or citizens?
[19:11:03] <chromas> I think if you haven't file taxes in the last couple years or get benefits from something then you have to fill a form
[19:11:47] <FatPhil> gov site lists some inelligible classes of people, and she ain't in them, and ends with "everyone else should".
[19:13:09] <FatPhil> She files a tax return every year despite having no US income evar, and bugger all savings there.
[19:14:14] <chromas> Might have to give them an account to deposit to otherwise she should get a check
[19:14:30] <chromas> It might take longer because they'll have to convert it to a cheque
[19:15:59] <FatPhil> The republic of Estonia doesn't even know what a check or a cheque is. We've never had non-electronic banking.
[19:16:59] * chromas scrubs Estonia's head
[19:17:03] <chromas> You little rascal, you!
[19:26:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seagate Caught Using SMR in Barracuda Compute and Desktop Drives - https://sylnt.us - your-drives-may-have-the-shingles
[19:27:40] <Bytram> =g We's cool. We' cool.
[19:27:41] <systemd> https://poets.org - We Real Cool by Gwendolyn Brooks - Poems | Academy of ...
[19:27:51] <Bytram> =g We's cool. We' cool. blazing saddles
[19:27:52] <systemd> https://www.youtube.com - The Campfire - Blazing Saddles (5/10) Movie CLIP (1974) HD ...
[19:41:19] <Bytram> https://www.imdb.com
[19:41:20] <systemd> ^ 03Sign in with IMDb - IMDb ( https://www.imdb.com )
[19:41:41] <Bytram> yep, thought so. TANSTAAFL
[19:42:25] <chromas> To Anal Nachos Non-Steroidal Tacos And A Fish Lammich
[19:46:35] <FatPhil> woo woo - looks like we get gibs! "US citizens living abroad, just like Americans who are living Stateside, are feeling worried, anxious and uncertain about not just their health but their finances. The US government has intervened with financial assistance for all Americans – including US expats."
[19:58:00] <guy_> Finances are looking up a wee bit here - as a health care provider, my wife is getting a $1000/month bonus from Uncle Sam
[19:58:44] <guy_> Don't know if that goes retroactive to the past couple months, or how long it will last
[19:59:50] <guy_> The downside to that is, she is at more risk than I am, with all the people she comes into contact with
[20:00:09] <guy_> We're talking about physically touching people all through her shift
[20:00:16] <Bytram> guy_: Good to hear about the bonus... do take care and be well. And be mindful she's "on the line" every day and that brings it own batch of stresses with it.
[20:00:57] * guy_ wouldn't want her job
[20:01:11] <guy_> could probably do it if I just had to, but sure don't want it
[20:01:21] <Bytram> In my experience, as much as I am a guy and seem to be wired to want to *fix* things, oftentimes the best I can do is listen, maybe share what I think are similar experiences, and be a "safe place" for them to unload.
[20:01:24] <FatPhil> Yeah, my sympathies are most with those on the front line at the moment.
[20:02:26] <guy_> I made myself a bit of fun today
[20:02:39] <guy_> fraudulent seller on ebay has a return headed his way
[20:02:59] <guy_> I packed in a box 20x too big, with lots of waste packing laying around
[20:03:00] <chromas> Cinderblocks with postage paid by recipient?
[20:03:18] <guy_> I thought about a brick or six, but didn't go that far
[20:03:20] <FatPhil> I've done a birthday present like that once :)
[20:03:38] <FatPhil> how fraudulent?
[20:03:47] <guy_> Uhhhhh, toilet paper
[20:04:02] <chromas> He only sent you one-ply?
[20:04:10] <guy_> he advertised Charmin, priced kinda high, but we ordered it
[20:04:23] <FatPhil> chromas: You can glue it together into 2-ply using spit.
[20:04:29] <chromas> Fucking Angelsoft, huh
[20:04:30] <guy_> he sent some Chinese stuff, about 4 rolls equal to a single roll of store brand
[20:05:03] <chromas> You should use it and put it into the return package
[20:05:13] <chromas> then post it
[20:05:19] <chromas> a shitpost
[20:05:21] <guy_> thought about it, but that creates health hazard to people shipping it
[20:05:21] <FatPhil> I hope his annoyance is yours multiplied 4-fold.
[20:05:34] <FatPhil> probably crosses other lines too
[20:05:51] <chromas> bioerrorism
[20:05:54] <guy_> his feedback page on ebay has dived into the abyss
[20:07:09] <FatPhil> His social credit score has become negative - he can't fly any more!
[20:07:38] <guy_> he can fly out of business, and come back with a new ID to scam people with
[20:08:22] <chromas> screwing westerners probably increments the score
[20:08:57] <guy_> Oh yeah - folding at home
[20:09:14] <guy_> the wife now approves of it, because so much of the work is coronavirus related
[20:09:23] <chromas> heh
[20:09:27] <guy_> she'll stop turning her computer off, LOL
[20:09:44] <chromas> Now you can use her bonus to stock up on extra RTXs
[20:10:00] <guy_> 4 out of 5 clients were running coronavirus when I showed it to her
[20:10:06] <chromas> Or to pay the bill for running f@h
[20:10:20] <guy_> LOL, she has complained about electricity
[20:10:47] <chromas> Do you know how much folding increased your bill?
[20:10:47] <guy_> women are a lot more fun when they're young and naive
[20:11:02] <guy_> well SHE SAYS a hundred bucks
[20:11:08] <guy_> but she exaggerates a lot
[20:11:29] <guy_> I think it's about thirty bucks
[20:12:48] <FatPhil> I hope you're folding for the SN team! :)
[20:13:03] <guy_> yes, of course, I'm an SN member
[20:13:46] <guy_> https://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[20:13:47] <systemd> ^ 03404 Not Found
[20:13:58] <guy_> lol, not found?
[20:14:14] <kyonko_> is this protein folding thing going to solve the prion apocalypse?
[20:14:31] <guy_> https://stats.foldingathome.org
[20:14:31] <systemd> ^ 03Folding@home stats report
[20:14:49] <guy_> don't know what it will solve - time will tell
[20:15:02] <guy_> they have actually made inroads on some diseases though
[20:15:07] <kyonko_> prions are hard to destroy, not impossible
[20:15:26] <kyonko_> welll my diseases are under control, it is a lot of hard work on my individuality
[20:16:12] <kyonko_> even under care of a salaried team, you are _alone_
[20:16:20] <kyonko_> but, its all game theory
[20:16:39] <kyonko_> #togetheralone
[20:16:44] <kyonko_> hahahahahahahaha
[20:17:02] <guy_> alone again, naturally
[20:17:39] <FatPhil> just create an anti-prion that converts bent-proteins back to being straight-proteins again.
[20:18:12] <FatPhil> biochemists are not invited to correct that statement, and in fact can consider themselves pre-slapped.
[20:18:13] <chromas> you mean like bible camp?
[20:21:06] <FatPhil> if that's what you call those sordid sessions behind the vestry, then yes.
[20:21:50] <kyonko_> problem is modern science is unintelligible
[20:21:57] <kyonko_> this is why you need to stick to 19th century science
[20:22:19] <kyonko_> is it dies or is it photolithography?
[20:22:32] <kyonko_> ever heard of the tiniest lever that could?
[20:23:09] <kyonko_> I had to get involved with obamacare around age 29 or so, and looking back, might as well have gone into faith healing
[20:23:47] <kyonko_> now the government has deemed me healthy
[20:24:00] <kyonko_> i'm healthy because of modern chemistry and daily rituals
[20:24:19] <FatPhil> better living through modern chemistry, eh?
[20:24:31] <kyonko_> yeah
[20:24:33] <kyonko_> sort of
[20:24:33] <guy_> cannabis?
[20:24:37] <kyonko_> more like flowers for algernon
[20:24:39] <FatPhil> that's a euphemism for MDMA if I've ever heard one
[20:25:07] <kyonko_> I suffer from OCD
[20:25:12] <kyonko_> a plethora of shit in the DSM
[20:25:27] <kyonko_> I have rituals that actually do something, keep me alive, healthy and strong
[20:26:02] <kyonko_> so with access to all my medical records, the social security administration has deemed me recovered and fit
[20:26:23] <guy_> OCD is something I've never been able to relate to, it's way outside my experience
[20:26:31] <kyonko_> you don't have it
[20:26:35] <kyonko_> I also have alcoholism
[20:26:41] <kyonko_> does everyone have alcoholism, lol no
[20:26:48] <guy_> that's something I can sort of relate to
[20:26:53] <kyonko_> the criteria for the disease of alcholism has been established for centuries
[20:26:56] <guy_> I'm addicted to caffiend and nicotine
[20:27:07] <kyonko_> I gave up nicotine
[20:27:25] <kyonko_> I had too
[20:27:50] <kyonko_> now if my heart fails from caffeine, well a doctor is going to be compassionate about that compared to doing IV meth
[20:28:46] <kyonko_> it clearly is not a flat earth/young earth/7 days/jewish creation cosmology universe
[20:29:24] <kyonko_> marijuana doesn't cause physiological dependancy, its psychological
[20:29:36] <kyonko_> its hard enough in the nihilist universe without the damn secret societys
[20:30:08] <kyonko_> "i'll break your legs for smoking the devil's lettuce" sez grampa illuminatus
[21:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Satellite Galaxies of the Milky Way Help Test Dark Matter Theory - https://sylnt.us
[21:18:20] <Bytram> kyonko_: "flowers for algernon" -- I remember reading that a LONG time ago. Touching tale. To this day, I'm not sure why it struck a nerve with me except to maybe point out my own mortality; that even intelligence is not immune to the foibles of what life may toss my way.
[21:19:15] <Bytram> We are a vincible. Is that even a wo0rd?
[21:19:23] <Bytram> =g m-w invincible
[21:19:24] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Invincible | Definition of Invincible by Merriam-Webster
[21:19:26] <Bytram> =g m-w vincible
[21:19:27] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Vincible | Definition of Vincible by Merriam-Webster
[21:19:35] <Bytram> Heh, I guess so!
[21:20:12] <kyonko_> yes life
[21:20:22] <kyonko_> better called "the cosmos"
[21:20:32] <kyonko_> you know whats spooky?
[21:20:40] <kyonko_> the predictability and stability in my life
[21:20:51] <kyonko_> its as if determined since the big bang
[21:21:36] <kyonko_> I've used free will, because I have it, to deny human beings from being conceived from my own genetics
[21:21:41] <kyonko_> this is such power
[21:22:08] <FatPhil> it's not a heritable characteristic though
[21:22:25] <FatPhil> hence /Idiocracy/
[21:23:28] <kyonko_> oh yeah
[21:23:45] <kyonko_> I mean, i'm a 34 year old virgin
[21:23:54] <kyonko_> it is what it is
[21:23:54] <Bytram> "Did you know that children are hereditary? If your parents didn't have children, you won't either!
[21:24:09] <kyonko_> my great grand father was a freemason
[21:24:11] <kyonko_> maternal
[21:24:20] <kyonko_> from paternal, he was palestinian, caucasian
[21:24:33] <Bytram> =g fremason wikipedia
[21:24:34] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Freemasonry - Wikipedia
[21:25:12] <kyonko_> the father of the semiconductor transistor said the people that should have bred, did not
[21:25:44] <kyonko_> this trend continues
[21:26:50] <kyonko_> in my neighborhood we've had a lot of mute yet very physically able children
[21:27:09] <kyonko_> my cousin's child is mute and very physical
[21:28:31] <kyonko_> i am physical
[21:28:38] <kyonko_> but.... I can't do math
[21:29:09] <kyonko_> I did not take the flowers of algernon option with ritalin
[21:30:16] <Bytram> If I were not so young for my grade or small for my age, but instead were the other way around, I'd likely have excelled at sports and physical endeavors and called it good enough.
[21:30:35] <kyonko_> I'm normal for a male in what is called japan
[21:30:42] <kyonko_> but undesirable in latin america
[21:31:22] <kyonko_> the cosmos for some reason has revealed to me what life could have been
[21:31:49] <kyonko_> branches and forks of the timeline
[21:31:52] <Bytram> Lacking the physical mastery I saw in others, and also somewhat lacking in social graces, brought on in no small part to my lack in the realm of physical stature, I would not have pursued my science and mathematical abilities with as much vigor as I did.
[21:32:32] <kyonko_> the grand cathedral of science shut it doors to me for being dyscalculic
[21:33:06] <Bytram> Sometimes I wonder what could have been, but that is mostly mental masturbation. What happened to me is on them. What I do with myself, well, that's on *me*.
[21:33:16] <kyonko_> yes
[21:33:20] <kyonko_> I care for my own health
[21:33:26] <kyonko_> alone
[21:33:38] <kyonko_> health care providors are not family
[21:33:41] <kyonko_> or friends
[21:34:03] <kyonko_> of course a nurse is going to act differently if you are proactive in health
[21:34:08] <kyonko_> doesn't mean she wants to sleep with youy
[21:34:38] <Bytram> healthcare workers are helpful, sometimes indispensable, but not the same, true
[21:34:44] <kyonko_> statistics show, most modern people are on a death ride, now occuring
[21:35:16] <kyonko_> I failed in the game theory of finding someone to worship my god complex as a sexual partner
[21:35:19] <kyonko_> I am a virgin
[21:35:54] <kyonko_> the game theory is quite cut throat cannibalistic which statistics show, will end in child abuse and infanticide
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[21:38:30] <Bytram> I find things work out for the best when I, instead of trying to get what I want, try to be helpful to others. No guarantee they will reciprocate, and I have been taken advantage of, but the vast vast majority of people I've met treat me kindly, with respect, and if I may dare say, call me friend.
[21:38:34] <kyonko_> boris johnson and rand paul have survived covid19
[21:38:49] <kyonko_> I have no friends
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[21:38:55] <Bytram> Immunity post-recovery is not necessarily life-long.
[21:38:57] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[21:38:58] <systemd> Submitting "The secret behind “unkillable” Android backdoor called xHelper has been revealed"...
[21:39:00] <kyonko_> turned down a few chances for a wife in my late 20's
[21:39:09] <Bytram> To have a friend, BE a friend.
[21:39:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Secret Behind “Unkillable” Android Backdoor Called xHelper Has Been Revealed" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:39:25] <kyonko_> well, I know I will be alone in age 50
[21:39:34] <kyonko_> unless, the predictable nature of the cosmos changes
[21:40:25] <kyonko_> friends are for children
[21:41:15] <Bytram> I've lived alone for 15 years. I have made countless friends. If there is any distance in a relationship, it is mostly of my choosing and making, as I still at times struggle in social situations.
[21:41:39] <kyonko_> I really don't have social problems, but it is complicated
[21:41:50] <kyonko_> between men, well, no pregnancy will occur
[21:41:59] <kyonko_> between women, pregnancy will occur
[21:42:33] <kyonko_> get too friendly with your own sex
[21:42:37] <kyonko_> sex happens
[21:42:37] <Bytram> I do not perceive a need for a relationship to make me "whole". I may well be unusual in that regard.
[21:42:38] <kyonko_> ;)
[21:42:59] <kyonko_> well, I do, but I controlled it
[21:43:18] <kyonko_> I have all the evolutionary diseases of homo sapiens
[21:43:23] <chromas> That's why Jesus invented masturbation.
[21:43:35] <kyonko_> we'll find the children of christ among us
[21:43:51] <kyonko_> whats this horseshit that christ was a virgin?
[21:44:18] <kyonko_> I mean, yeah christ is a chill dude
[21:44:29] <FatPhil> boru: wowsers - Ireland has just delivered my first "wow" of the year! https://www.ratebeer.com
[21:44:44] <Bytram> Sorry to cut this short, but I've got a bunch of things to tend to atm.
[21:45:04] <FatPhil> Q/ Why do riot police get to work early?
[21:45:05] <kyonko_> I'm on irc because, I'm sick of facebook
[21:45:09] <FatPhil> A/ To beat the crowds
[21:45:11] <chromas> Jesus probably impregnated all the chicks; that's why almost all his life is skipped over
[21:45:26] <kyonko_> jesus couldn't comit the sin of onan
[21:45:31] <kyonko_> japanese call masturbation onani
[21:45:37] <kyonko_> this text is called romanji
[21:45:47] <chromas> He couldn't pull out when he was supposed to impregnate his dead brother's wife?
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[21:45:56] <boru> FatPhil; I'll have to send you some of the local brews from the West when I get back home.
[21:45:58] <kyonko_> you aren't supposed to pull out
[21:45:59] <kyonko_> period
[21:46:27] <chromas> Can't pull out if you don't put in. roll_safe.meme
[21:46:27] <Bytram> see y'all later
[21:46:31] <kyonko_> bye
[21:46:42] <boru> I'm celebrating with some Redbreast; I've got the guts of an FDML post after a few hours of hacking around with some hardware.
[21:46:49] <kyonko_> I enjoyed myself on facebook for 5 years in the atheism and nihilism groups
[21:47:16] <kyonko_> but.... I saw the forest for the trees, I was the product
[21:47:42] <kyonko_> most normal people can't talk about religion
[21:47:42] <FatPhil> boru: wow, that would be amazing if you could. I really ought to visit the emerald isle again though...
[21:47:46] <kyonko_> even if they are trans sexual
[21:48:14] <boru> I'll send you a bottle of all of West Mayo Brewery's stuff when I get back. It's all far better on draught, naturally.
[21:48:42] <boru> If ever you're in Murrisk in Mayo, go to The Tavern, and ask them for a pint of Clew Bay Sunset.
[21:48:54] <boru> That's hands down my favourite red ale.
[21:49:17] <kyonko_> I can't drink, 2 is never enough
[21:49:23] <boru> The brewery only supplies draught to a few pubs in the West of Ireland.
[21:49:53] <kyonko_> they say average woman can only have 1 drink
[21:50:07] <boru> You a fan of porter?
[21:50:16] <kyonko_> I drank poison
[21:50:31] <chromas> is that a mean woman or a median woman?
[21:50:33] <kyonko_> alcohol wasn't enjoyable for me
[21:50:53] <kyonko_> chromas: well, consider humans have severe sexual dimorphism
[21:50:55] <FatPhil> oooh - this one sounds fun: https://www.ratebeer.com
[21:50:57] <kyonko_> unless its japan
[21:51:16] <kyonko_> I'm fascinated by japan, a modern society by people with my body type
[21:51:53] <boru> You can visit their brewery in Islandeady. It's down this donkey track just outside the town. You drive for ~20 minutes, the occasional farm and barn either side, then you come to a dead end, and that's where the brewery is.
[21:51:59] <kyonko_> I wonder how much is true that norwegians don't have sexual dimorphism
[21:52:15] <boru> I like malty porter, so I like that one.
[21:52:17] <kyonko_> donkey track?
[21:52:27] <kyonko_> is this for donkey fitness?
[21:52:32] <boru> You'll get cheap cases directly from the brewery.
[21:52:49] <kyonko_> I can't see a donkey in the flesh without giggling
[21:54:27] <FatPhil> kyonko_: I know loads of Norwegians, and their genetic close kin, and they almost all have very clear sexual dimorphism.
[21:54:49] <FatPhil> boru: huge malt fan myself - beer is a malt drink. Roasting only improves things!
[21:55:16] <boru> Sound. I know what to send you, then.
[21:55:37] <kyonko_> all the women who ever approached me sexually were of my own height and weight
[21:55:43] <kyonko_> real bizarre
[21:56:03] <kyonko_> how long before you breed away sexual dimorphism in humans?
[21:56:31] <kyonko_> because you know when a woman wants you
[21:56:58] <kyonko_> regarding homosexuality, no harm no foul, with a slight chance of AIDS
[21:57:36] <kyonko_> its rare that a woman will sleep with a man who has had sex with other men
[21:57:53] <FatPhil> sexual dimorphism will probably disappear when Y itself disappears. It's been shrinking for millennia now, and that pattern has been repeated in other species until it actually disappears.
[21:58:18] <FatPhil> (geneticists are requested not to correct me on the above)
[21:58:45] <kyonko_> you mean cats?
[21:59:11] <FatPhil> My favourite genetics joke: Being female means not having to say "I'm SRY".
[22:00:49] <kyonko_> women are so darwinian
[22:02:33] <FatPhil> cats still have the bollock gene on their Y, so are like us.
[22:03:04] <FatPhil> (geneticists ..., consider yourself pre-slapped if you even thought about responding)
[22:04:59] <kyonko_> geneticists aren't on irc
[22:05:04] <kyonko_> they are living a good life
[22:06:21] <kyonko_> MD isn't what it used to be
[22:07:17] <kyonko_> a geneticist these days is actually something with all the GMO
[22:07:22] <kyonko_> heh "gene gun"
[22:07:29] <kyonko_> "dies"
[22:08:05] <kyonko_> before going to sleep I had wild visions of GMO plants
[22:08:11] <FatPhil> Triffids
[22:08:49] <kyonko_> the scary thing about GMO is that it is computationally intensive
[22:09:10] <kyonko_> how does japan handle its surplus population? not very well
[22:09:25] <FatPhil> tech is v. important to them for that reason
[22:09:31] <FatPhil> and they kinda like it
[22:09:32] <kyonko_> japan is very macho, japanese school girls don't become medcins sans frontiers
[22:09:50] <kyonko_> japanese school girls don't become anything
[22:10:18] <FatPhil> I've never seen one that became a ninja, at least
[22:10:28] <kyonko_> watch out for them chinpokomans
[22:10:35] <kyonko_> ling ling
[22:10:36] <chromas> Because they're invisible, duh
[22:10:46] <FatPhil> chromas-- don't explain the joke
[22:10:46] <Bender> karma - chromas: 282
[22:11:08] <chromas> oh, I mean I have
[22:11:15] <kyonko_> I met a chinese guy from manchuria on irc
[22:11:27] <kyonko_> he medically induces cancer in laboratory rabbits
[22:11:32] <chromas> Did he run for anything?
[22:12:04] <kyonko_> he grew up in huludao, manchuria
[22:12:19] <kyonko_> he said the early 1980's had a lot of mao money
[22:13:15] <kyonko_> I have no clue regarding eastern philosophy, I don't like the state of confusion
[22:14:04] <kyonko_> china never westernized
[22:16:01] <kyonko_> what was the news before corona crisis?
[22:16:06] <kyonko_> the twin girls who had HIV resistance?
[22:16:23] <kyonko_> HIV is only a gay disease
[22:16:25] <chromas> Protesters
[22:16:36] <kyonko_> yeah, but protestors are so 1776
[22:16:48] <kyonko_> GMO humans are now
[22:18:44] <kyonko_> ugh my mom showed me a video of a geezer on her smart phone
[22:18:54] <FatPhil> the lowest transmission rate of HIV is between lesbians. So it's as much a gay-proof disease as a gay disease.
[22:19:13] <chromas> Lesbians aren't gay tho
[22:19:16] <kyonko_> lesbianism is deeply psychological
[22:19:19] <FatPhil> (epidemiologists, you know the drill)
[22:19:37] <FatPhil> paging zuzu...
[22:20:16] <Cascade> We need more lesbians to cure the COVAIDS!
[22:20:23] <kyonko_> I'll be 50 years old and still living with my mom
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[22:21:16] <kyonko_> they only get worse with age
[22:21:21] <kyonko_> especially the yhwhists
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[22:22:10] <kyonko_> I'm fit, I take ethical drugs for it, but I'm not aesthetic.... I'm efficient and my meds are calibrated for a sedintary lifestyle
[22:22:37] <kyonko_> I practice carb control
[22:22:46] <kyonko_> fuck my life
[22:23:12] <chromas> http://liftoffsoftware.com
[22:23:13] <systemd> ^ 03Gate One ✈ Web Terminal Emulator and SSH Client
[22:23:41] <kyonko_> I'm always sitting in front of a computer
[22:23:47] <kyonko_> and I can carrying 6 gallons of water
[22:24:09] <kyonko_> I could do a march but then my heart would quit on me
[22:24:30] <kyonko_> AD2020 problems
[22:24:55] <kyonko_> so I got to think, I need a motorized vehicle for space time purposes
[22:25:05] <kyonko_> and I tan faster than normal with meds
[22:25:13] <kyonko_> all obamacare funded
[22:25:27] <kyonko_> it doesn't get any better than this
[22:25:48] <kyonko_> the mice lived, and you will too!
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[22:27:42] <kyonko_> how do you talk to christian creationist laymen about mice?
[22:28:45] <chromas> Ask them about crocoducks
[22:29:43] <kyonko_> christians really like being gay I'll tell you what
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[22:30:27] <kyonko_> I met a bangladeshi atheist veterinarian on facebook
[22:30:35] <kyonko_> he knows about the flightless birds
[22:30:53] <kyonko_> ironically he cares for poultry muslims will eat
[22:31:11] <kyonko_> absolutely can not tolerate islam
[22:31:24] <kyonko_> well, he got his H1-B and is now in the US
[22:31:29] <kyonko_> feeding the bible belt
[22:31:59] <kyonko_> you can breed out the freedom from humans like you can breed out flight from ducks
[22:32:18] Soycow_Lover is now known as Soybull
[23:07:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Contradictory Messages on Smoking and COVID-19 - https://sylnt.us - Smoke-'em-if-you-got-'em?
[23:08:54] <kyonko_> EVALI
[23:09:10] <kyonko_> is that what its called or am I senile?
[23:09:37] <kyonko_> inhaled a monster amount of olive oil today
[23:09:43] <kyonko_> vapor