#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-14

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[01:37:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Would you like fries with that AR? - https://sylnt.us - federal-department-of-booze-butts-bangs-and-bombs
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[01:50:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening niggers.
[01:51:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I for one am getting sick of the Beaner and Chink menace infecting my nation.
[01:51:50] <Ethanol-fueled> The Jews are obnoxious as well. They managed to have an eruv put up in a very non-Jew part of town.
[01:52:20] <Ethanol-fueled> It is a flagrant violation of the separation of church and state, and I will devote my life to fighting it.
[01:52:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Beady-eyed, hook-nosed weasels.
[01:53:29] <Cascade> So an eruv is just a loophole to allow them to break their own rules?
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[01:53:57] <Ethanol-fueled> it's more than that, cascade.
[01:54:09] <Ethanol-fueled> an eruc is a symbol of domination.
[01:54:17] <Ethanol-fueled> eruv^
[01:54:30] <Cascade> They should just wear portable showers like in the Karate Kid part whatever
[01:55:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Jews showering and not stinking. There's a good one.
[01:55:45] <Cascade> They don't have to turn it on
[01:55:57] <Cascade> Just use it as a mobile eruv
[01:56:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm gonna fight that goddamn wretched string when I can.
[01:56:23] <Ethanol-fueled> But now is not the time.
[01:56:25] <AzumaHazuki> oh hey, it's eth. didn't anyone ever tell you gettin' high on your own supply is a bad idea?
[01:56:31] <chromas> I hope it's not a null-terminated string.
[01:56:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Azuma, may you humbly suck my cock?
[01:57:02] <AzumaHazuki> Sure, let me go find the smallest micro-pipette they make...
[01:57:26] <chromas> That's not how you do it. You have to propose that he also suck yours :)
[01:57:27] <AzumaHazuki> ...ahh, this one's gonna have to be done using pure van der Waals forces, I'm afraid :)
[01:57:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Spoken like a true slant.
[01:57:50] <AzumaHazuki> you mean "with an IQ over 70?"
[01:58:34] <AzumaHazuki> take it slow, eth. one clause at a time. don't strain yourself
[01:58:46] <Ethanol-fueled> It sure smells like zipperheads and bat soup in here.
[01:59:12] <AzumaHazuki> theeeere we go *pats head
[02:00:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Hah! you fucking gay queers can piss up a rope.
[02:01:51] <AzumaHazuki> as opposed to all the straight queers out there who are deficient in the fine and time-honored art of rope-pissery? :D
[02:01:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm gonna dump a half-digested shit cone over your face and remove your Jews from building more eruvim
[02:02:44] <Ethanol-fueled> This is the age of America. Not the age of Europe, not the age of Israel, not the age of China.
[02:02:54] <AzumaHazuki> i was told this was the Age of Aquarius
[02:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> We will blow your COUNTRY up!
[02:04:51] <Ethanol-fueled> America Rules this world.
[02:05:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Now we have the excuse we need to NUKE THE CHINKS
[02:07:53] <Ethanol-fueled> and fuck the JEWS too.
[02:08:10] <Ethanol-fueled> They care not for the United States.
[02:08:52] <AzumaHazuki> oh, you were still going? sorry, was posting
[02:09:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, the Jewchinks are still posting.
[02:10:35] * Ethanol-fueled backflips into a fart
[02:10:38] <AzumaHazuki> I found out a few years ago that there actually are some Chinese Jews. This is still difficult to process
[02:10:56] <AzumaHazuki> i mean, first off...what restaurants do THEY go to on Christmas?
[02:10:58] * Ethanol-fueled PFFFFFTTTT dirty Jews
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[02:13:23] <AzumaHazuki> ah tell hyew whut, that boy ain't right
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[02:40:54] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[02:40:57] <systemd> Submitting "NHS coronavirus app: memo discussed giving ministers power to 'de-anonymise' users"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[02:41:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03NHS Coronavirus App: Memo Discussed Giving Ministers Power to 'de-anonymise' Users" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[02:41:51] <chromas> Probably a Chinesium 'app' anyhow
[02:44:02] <AzumaHazuki> this virus doesn't scare me one tenth as much as shit like that
[02:44:22] <AzumaHazuki> it's going to be used as an excuse to deliver the finishing blow to what remains of our civil rights in the US and the UK
[02:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> it ain't the ones with ill intent on that front what i'd worry about, it's the hysterical idiots with good intentions
[03:01:13] <AzumaHazuki> who have no power to pass any laws. no, it's the evil shitstains with bad intentions and power i worry about. as usual, you're full of it
[03:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, so it's going to be that sort of night. you're going to have to argue with yourself then.
[03:24:51] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[03:24:52] <systemd> ^ 03Nathan For You - Dating Website
[03:28:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bizarre Volerian Aircraft Design Replaces Jets and Props with Flapping Wings - https://sylnt.us - flappy-burred
[03:51:15] <chromas> Speaking of wings
[03:51:16] <chromas> pizza++
[03:51:16] <Bender> karma - pizza: 52
[03:52:52] <AzumaHazuki> i got a bunch of sweet potatoes for cheap :9 they're like a pound each lol
[03:53:02] <AzumaHazuki> am going to roast one tomorrow morning and have it for breakfast
[03:55:19] <chromas> Are you gonna sprinkle on some cinnamon?
[03:57:10] <pinchy> gas preparation now
[03:58:44] <AzumaHazuki> salt, garlic, and parmesan i think. sweet potatoes live up to their name and need the contrast
[04:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like to cut them in quarters, completely (yes, as in you can't see tater anymore) cover them with sugar, add a couple pounds of butter, and bake them until they're softer than a marshmallow and sweeter than a cadbury egg
[04:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not very often though. you can give someone diabetes with a pan of them from like 20 yards away
[04:06:09] <pinchy> just say NO to large amounts of starch
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[04:06:24] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://www.theroot.com
[04:06:25] <systemd> Submitting "ACLU Sues Baltimore Police Department Over Aerial Surveillance Program"...
[04:06:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03ACLU Sues Baltimore Police Department Over Aerial Surveillance Program" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[04:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> starch hell, they're almost pure sugar.
[04:13:58] <AzumaHazuki> bleh. way way way too sweet. they have enough sugar natively
[04:18:28] <FatPhil> Jesus, I got diabetes just from the scrollback!
[04:19:28] <chromas> You check your blood sugar and you check it often!
[04:20:10] <FatPhil> you check out often, more like. how many lives do you aliens have?
[04:21:04] <chromas> =yt wilford brimley diabetes
[04:21:04] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Wilford Brimley On His Diabetes - Original Video (5:58)
[04:21:10] <chromas> =yt wilford brimley diabetes ad
[04:21:11] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Wilford Brimley Diabetes commercial (1:1)
[04:21:39] <chromas> Diabeetus
[04:29:05] <FatPhil> bots-- see if you can work out why...
[04:29:05] <Bender> karma - bots: -22
[04:31:34] <chromas> You don't like the time formatting
[04:33:46] <FatPhil> yup!
[04:33:53] <FatPhil> chromas++
[04:33:53] <Bender> karma - chromas: 283
[05:10:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cannonball Record Broken During Coronavirus - 26 Hours 38 Minutes - https://sylnt.us - well-timed
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[05:54:46] <SoyCow0279> Hey all. What's up with whoever it is that's posting "I "apologized" to you TRANNY twisto " or whatever that is. Delete all of those, there is no reason for that nonsense to even be there
[05:55:02] <FatPhil> APK = known loon
[05:55:17] <FatPhil> Now seems even loonier than a decadea go
[05:55:48] <SoyCow0279> Well whatever, his nonsense is cluttering up the blog and doesn't the blog have a policy against repeat posts that keep repeating themselves over and over
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[05:57:32] <AzumaHazuki> i don't think they're going to be deleted, TBH
[05:57:43] <FatPhil> spam mod is 100% appropriate
[06:00:55] <FatPhil> Chris Martensson's interesting today: https://www.youtube.com
[06:00:56] <systemd> ^ 03NEW RESEARCH: Coronavirus Has A Second Route For Attack!
[06:15:25] <chromas> Coronavirus has integrated with the internet
[06:15:34] <chromas> Now it can "route around the damage"
[06:19:14] <AzumaHazuki> the comments are cancerous
[06:19:42] <AzumaHazuki> i do wonder, though, where did this thing evolve the ability to neuter/evade T cells? Is this common to the coronavirus family or...?
[06:21:37] <FatPhil> I can't see comments on yt. I can't imagine how anyone could feel the need to say anything cancerous.
[06:22:08] <FatPhil> Greater Internet Fuckwad Syndrome?
[06:22:22] <chromas> .GIFs?
[06:24:05] <AzumaHazuki> a lot of "this is a bioweapon, it's got HIV proteins" etc
[06:24:17] <AzumaHazuki> and, hell, can we rule that out?
[06:25:03] <FatPhil> It is entirely within the realms of possibility for the virus to have been gifted this ability by scientists, that's been known for decades, because a few research papers slipped out. Denied a lot since, even by the people who released those papers!
[06:26:33] <FatPhil> His NWO stuff is pretty damn woowoo, but when he sticks to biological science, this guy's quite informative - he does the literature reviews so that we don't have to: https://www.youtube.com
[06:26:34] <systemd> ^ 03J.C. on a bike
[06:28:33] <FatPhil> I stopped watching them because the conspiracy-theory woowoo crept in too often, but other people keep pointing links to his vids when there's something biologically interesting. I think the name and shame regarding deceit was in this one: https://www.youtube.com
[06:28:35] <systemd> ^ 03Who Tried to Deceive Joe Rogan about Coronavirus? -- Special Report -- J.C. on a bike
[06:32:01] <FatPhil> He promises a very interesting followup to this: https://www.youtube.com but alas it's not appeared yet.
[06:32:03] <systemd> ^ 03Bibliographic Discrepancies -- J.C. IN THE WOODS
[06:34:15] <AzumaHazuki> gods, what a mess
[06:34:30] <FatPhil> which bit?
[06:36:43] <AzumaHazuki> all of it. just the idea that this thing is a bio-engineered plague, that we're actually on the road to a Bad End from someone's choose your own adventure book
[06:38:06] <FatPhil> yeah, you need to scroll past the means motivation opportunity musings, and just pay attention to the biology.
[06:38:49] <AzumaHazuki> i'm not awake enough for this. ugh, i need to be up in 5 hours and can't sleep but can't concentrate
[06:38:57] <FatPhil> well, technically the biology is means and opportunity, which is why he keeps veering in that direction.
[06:39:05] * AzumaHazuki sighs
[06:39:42] <AzumaHazuki> you know, this thing is 1/3 to 1/2 asymptomatic carriers from what i hear. and my vitamin regimen actually seems to help against viruses in general. but if this goes to shit...
[06:40:08] <AzumaHazuki> well, there's a reason i've got a painless if slow suicide method ready to go. if world war 3 or civil war 2 starts, i'm out
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[07:12:46] <driveby> https://nymag.com
[07:12:48] <systemd> ^ 03Andrew Sullivan: It’s Time for Conscious Uncoupling With China
[07:12:57] <janrinok> ~gday GrandFireWizard
[07:12:58] * exec brazenly waves some stock footage of targeted ads at GrandFireWizard
[07:13:01] <janrinok> ~gday driveby
[07:13:02] <driveby> On January 18, despite the obvious danger, the Chinese dictatorship allowed a huge festival in Wuhan that drew tens of thousands of people.
[07:13:03] * exec tragically duplicates a boot of 2 steak shit for driveby
[07:13:52] <driveby> On January 23, President Xi locked down all air traffic from Wuhan to the rest of China — but, as Niall Ferguson pointed out, not to the rest of the world. **It’s as if they said to themselves, “Well, we’re going under, so we might as well bring the rest of the world down with us.”** This is not the behavior of a responsible international state actor.
[07:15:28] <AzumaHazuki> eeeee-yup. china is a bad actor.
[07:16:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Scrambles to Find or Train More COBOL Programmers to Help States - https://sylnt.us - the-search-continues
[07:17:09] <chromas> COBOL just needs some frameworks. COBOL-on-Crutches
[07:19:01] <driveby> https://i.4pcdn.org
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[08:24:15] <AzumaHazuki> can't sleep, damn it. need to be up in 3.5 hours too for a full shift 11-7. this is bad ><
[08:27:37] <FatPhil> Does meditation work for you? Sometimes I can relax enough that I'm nearly as bright as after a good night's sleep.
[08:28:07] <AzumaHazuki> too much caffeine. which is odd, since i had a little less than normal
[08:28:22] * AzumaHazuki had a hot shower and is listening to some very nostalgic music she saves for emergencies
[08:32:45] <FatPhil> One thing I learnt from a little experiment is that CBD, recommended to aid sleep, totally totally didn't work. Way worse than caffeine for me. But different people's metabolisms are different.
[08:33:30] <AzumaHazuki> i tried marijuana a few times. one time made me paranoid. the other time made me dumb and lazy and also eat 800+kcal of cheap potato chips at one go
[08:33:42] <Ingar> sex
[08:34:01] <Ingar> it releases them relaxing hormones
[08:34:15] <AzumaHazuki> i did actually get off earlier... *>>*
[08:34:32] <Ingar> hrhr
[08:34:39] <AzumaHazuki> relaxing, yes, but not exactly sleep inducing
[08:35:02] <Ingar> yeah, that probabely works better for men
[08:37:38] * AzumaHazuki goes browsing for a some cute sfw yuri images then
[08:40:34] <chromas> I believe you dropped this "n"
[08:40:49] <AzumaHazuki> eh...that has its place, but not now
[08:46:23] <AzumaHazuki> you know, most yuri isn't porn. a lot of it is just lesbian-themed cuteness. hand-holding, sleeping together, that kind of thing
[09:05:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Signs an Executive Order Allowing Mining the Moon and Asteroids - https://sylnt.us - that's-just-loony
[09:06:17] <chromas> Was it not allowed before?
[09:06:22] <FatPhil> This is quite an interesting watch if you've not heard the story before: https://www.youtube.com
[09:06:23] <systemd> ^ 03The Shocking Experiments Done With Henrietta Lacks Cells!
[09:06:27] * chromas checks for moon police
[09:09:10] <AzumaHazuki> worse than police: a dozen weird technicolor-haired girls in silly outfits with the powers of elemental demigods
[09:12:02] <FatPhil> As long as it wasn't the brain police
[09:14:45] <FatPhil> =yt leg of time bill bailey
[09:14:46] <systemd> https://youtube.com - IIBB Episode 3, Part 4 - The Leg of Time (3:46)
[09:33:11] <AzumaHazuki> will try for a nap
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[09:54:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: It's kind of uncertain exactly what the rules. The Outer Space Treaty - which the US is a signatory to - is ambiguous regarding mining and other forms of peaceful resource exploitation.
[10:02:15] <chromas> That doesn't seem so Absurd.
[10:03:21] <chromas> How about this: Picture a US-shaped cone whose point ends perfectly at the center of the earth and it extends out to infinity. Anything within that volume is ours for the plunderin'.
[10:04:25] <chromas> /nick ChromasTheAsinine :D
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[10:14:57] <FatPhil> the problem with that principle is that the hyperintelligent mega-aliens also have such a policy, and as their hyperplanet (artificially created obviously) swept out a frustum in space, it went right across the whole of gaia.
[10:15:04] <FatPhil> your move, puny human
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[10:57:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Offshore Oil and Gas Platforms Release More Methane Than Previously Estimated - https://sylnt.us - it's-not-just-the-cows
[11:04:00] <FatPhil> Oh, wow - Adam Curtis has put a whole load of his documentaries up on youtube: https://www.youtube.com
[11:04:01] <systemd> ^ 03Adam Curtis Documentary
[11:05:04] <FatPhil> /The Power of Nightmares/ and /The Trap/ were quite eye-opening.
[11:26:39] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:26:39] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[11:26:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:26:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5175
[11:29:56] <FatPhil> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:29:58] * exec quietly culturally enriches a staff of Soylent Green with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday FatPhil
[11:30:07] * exec unreasonably rubs bewb of chocolate chips on FatPhil
[11:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you so win
[11:35:56] <FatPhil> that was quite unreasonable!!! do it again.
[11:42:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:33] * exec slowly deallocates a tumbleweed of spicy hiccups from TheMightyBuzzard
[11:42:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday FatPhil
[11:42:40] * exec nonchalantly refactors a jar jar of lemon jelly for FatPhil
[11:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:45:07] * exec deliciously duplicates a tower of perpetual victimhood for AndyTheAbsurd
[11:48:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> A victim hood is likely to get me shot! I'd rather have a victim *card*. I can play that.
[11:55:22] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:55:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5176
[11:56:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> well...the new XFL sure didn't last long.
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[12:09:03] <FatPhil> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:09:05] * exec problematically rubs a mighty bundle of peach juice on AndyTheAbsurd
[12:15:34] <FatPhil> If oil goes any lower, ExxonMobil might have to lay off some members of congress.
[12:28:02] <inz> It's funny cause it's true
[12:36:56] <GrandFireWizard> aren't they giving it away?
[12:38:07] <GrandFireWizard> okay, it's over. Netflix are definitely blocking anything to do with VPN through Nord, even on their website.
[12:38:53] <GrandFireWizard> Yes, it's that time again. Time to switch VPNs or find a different service. Crunchyroll?
[12:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> bittorrent swarms don't ban VPNs
[12:40:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> also, once the file(s) finish downloading, you can watch them even when offline!
[12:42:26] <FatPhil> From the WCPGR dept.: https://www.baltimoresun.com
[12:42:27] <systemd> ^ 03Baltimore’s addicts are being sent home with more methadone than ever amid the coronavirus pandemic
[12:46:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here’s an Unprecedented Look at Apollo 13’s Damaged Service Module - https://sylnt.us - things-that-went-bang
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[14:14:01] <Bytram> ~arthur https://phys.org
[14:14:04] <exec> 466 stories loaded
[14:14:04] <exec> story not found
[14:15:15] <Bytram> =submit https://phys.org
[14:15:17] <systemd> Submitting "Water quality could change in buildings closed down during COVID-19 pandemic, engineers say"...
[14:15:24] <Bytram> w2? https://go.theregister.co.uk
[14:15:25] <systemd> ^ 03AMD takes another crack at Intel's server stronghold with more Epyc silicon ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[14:15:38] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.theregister.co.uk
[14:15:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Water Quality Could Change in Buildings Closed Down During COVID-19 Pandemic, Engineers Say" (25 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:15:40] <exec> 466 stories loaded
[14:15:40] <exec> attempting to submit story: "AMD takes another crack at Intel's server stronghold with more Epyc silicon"
[14:16:11] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:16:17] <exec> 465 stories loaded
[14:26:10] <Bytram> =submit https://hackaday.com
[14:26:11] <systemd> Submitting "So What Is Protein Folding, Anyway?"...
[14:26:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heavy Iron Isotopes Leaking from Earth's Core - https://sylnt.us - all-ironed-out
[14:26:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03So What Is Protein Folding, Anyway?" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[14:50:06] <SoyCow1> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[14:50:08] <systemd> Submitting "Apple and Google have a clever way of encouraging people to install contact-tracing apps for COVID-19"...
[14:50:25] <SoyCow1> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[14:50:27] <systemd> Submitting "Study: ‘Oumuamua interstellar object might be remnant of a “super-Earth”"...
[14:50:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "08Apple and Google Have a Clever Way of Encouraging People to Install Contact-tracing Apps for COVID-1" (66 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:50:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Study: ‘Oumuamua Interstellar Object Might be Remnant of a “super-Earth”" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[16:18:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raspberry Pi to Power Ventilators as Demand for Boards Surges - https://sylnt.us - breathing-new-life
[17:53:17] <FatPhil> what do these 3 clues have in common. Clue 1 -> yellow, clue 2 -> clocks/watches, clue 3 -> the speed of sound
[18:01:56] <FatPhil> Agh, no wonder I didn't get it. Coldplay songs. I've barely even heard of Coldplay, I presume they're a popular beat combo.
[18:02:34] <FatPhil> At least I worked out all the clues correctly even if I couldn't connect them.
[18:04:55] <FatPhil> =weather Tallinn
[18:05:17] <FatPhil> #weather Tallinn
[18:05:19] <MrPlow> Pärnu mnt 67a, 10131 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Light snow (< 1 in.) in the morning and afternoon." 39/31F, Humidity: 74%, Precip: 85%, Wind ~16mph. Wed: "Light rain until afternoon, starting again overnight." 44/35F, Humidity: 76%, Precip: 90%, Wind ~13mph. Thu: "Rain in the morning and afternoon." 42/35F, Humidity: 78%, Precip: 91%, Wind ~15mph.
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[18:06:32] <FatPhil> < 1 in.? < 1 mm more like. But it was white whilst in the sky, so I guess it counts.
[18:43:16] <FatPhil> who's the "jackass, loser, fat tire biker"?
[18:55:59] <chromas> "The host also related an experience about being approached by a biker on Easter Sunday, being verbally abused while he was out with his family, adding that he wants to be able to act like any other member of the public, so he told the biker to ‘go to hell’."
[18:56:22] <chromas> So I guess it's a rando
[19:12:03] <FatPhil> so general disappointment about what surrounds the job.
[19:12:28] <FatPhil> boo hoo, poor him.
[19:12:45] <FatPhil> I've not seen it or heard it - was it more a breakdown or a meltdown?
[19:12:59] <FatPhil> or just attention seeking?
[19:15:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> what's this about being approached by a bike on Easter Sunday?
[19:15:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did my IRC client somehow miss a message with a link in it?
[19:32:11] <FatPhil> my quote was from (CNN's) Cuomo, I dodn't know what he was referring to
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[19:32:45] <FatPhil> https://summit.news
[19:32:46] <systemd> ^ 03CNN’s Cuomo Suddenly Realises His Job Is ‘Trafficking In The Ridiculous’
[19:36:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> CNN's Cuomo is the brother of NYS's Cuomo.
[19:37:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> And their dad was NYS's Cuomo when I was a kid.
[19:38:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> (Chris, Andrew, and Mario, respectively, if you want to Google them.)
[19:47:25] <FatPhil> yeah, I saw the very uncomfortable (for the viewers at least) Cuomo Cuomo interval where they were arguing about who was the favourite son.
[19:47:38] <FatPhil> s/interval/interview/
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