#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-13

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[00:01:40] <Bytram> "https://archive.nothingburger.today/-General/Survival/Where There Is No Doctor - A Village Health Care Handbook - David Werner.pdf"
[00:18:04] <driveby> https://archive.nothingburger.today
[00:19:31] <chromas> "Nasty Chink Plague"? das racis
[00:19:38] <chromas> Should be the Holocough
[00:24:20] <driveby> https://twitter.com
[00:24:21] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[00:25:06] <driveby> https://i.redd.it
[00:31:34] <driveby> https://www.youtube.com
[00:31:35] <systemd> ^ 03Modest Mouse - Satin In A Coffin
[00:31:41] <driveby> https://songmeanings.com
[00:31:44] <systemd> ^ 03Modest Mouse - Satin in a Coffin Lyrics
[00:41:20] <driveby> https://www.peakprosperity.com
[00:41:22] <systemd> ^ 03Mortality rate calculation | Peak Prosperity
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[01:05:25] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://www.npr.org
[01:05:26] <systemd> Submitting "COVID-19 Patients Given Unproven Drug In Texas Nursing Home In 'Disconcerting' Move"...
[01:05:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03COVID-19 Patients Given Unproven Drug In Texas Nursing Home In 'Disconcerting' Move" (37 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[01:27:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Latest Hydroxychloroquine Data, As of April 11 - https://sylnt.us
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[02:37:05] <Fnord666> ~list
[02:37:05] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[02:37:05] <exec> ~! ~addr ~api ~arthur ~aur ~bday ~butt ~calc ~cat ~cd ~cid ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~fah ~filter ~filth ~first ~forex ~fortune ~funding ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-add ~github-del ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~grab ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[02:37:05] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~quote ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~romajidesu ~rps ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~sneak ~sneak-server ~staff ~stash ~story-search ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~time-prefs ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~unstash ~up ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs
[02:37:05] <exec> ~welcome ~wget ~youtube ~yt
[02:37:28] <Fnord666> ~openthepodbaydoors
[02:37:28] <exec> I go the way that Providence dictates.
[02:37:28] <exec> -- Adolf Hitler
[02:37:55] <Fnord666> ~list-auth
[02:37:55] <exec> ~q ~rehash ~ps ~kill ~killall ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~restart ~ignore ~unignore
[02:37:55] <exec> ~alias-info ~bucket ~define-list ~define-source-edit ~define-source-param ~delete-exec-file ~deop ~devoice ~eval ~event-info ~event-test ~exec-add ~exec-del ~exec-irc-raw ~exec-save ~getmem ~invite ~join ~journals ~kick ~lockdown ~minion ~mode ~mysql ~op ~part ~reader ~say ~slash-test ~soon ~sql ~startup ~storybot ~tests ~topic ~update-exec-file ~users ~voice
[02:38:08] <Fnord666> ~users
[02:38:16] <Fnord666> waa waa
[03:17:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Glowing Silicon Nanowire Reveals How to Put Optics in Your CPU - https://sylnt.us - blinking-lights
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[03:33:23] <driveby> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:24] <systemd> ^ 03Payday Monsanto - Bamboozled
[03:33:47] <driveby> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:49] <systemd> ^ 03Payday Monsanto FULL PLAYLIST ALL SONGS ON YOUTUBE! - YouTube
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[05:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Inspiring Car Advert for this Time of No Cars - https://sylnt.us - haters-gonna-hate-but-creatives-gotta-create
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[06:57:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zoom Admits Data Got Routed Through China - https://sylnt.us - not-a-great-choice
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[08:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Do the New Remdesivir Data Mean? - https://sylnt.us
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[10:23:47] <FatPhil> ~butt
[10:38:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Company Prioritizes $15k Ventilators Over Cheaper Model Specified in Contract - https://sylnt.us - abiding-by-the-contract
[11:25:53] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:25:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5173
[11:47:02] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.youtube.com
[11:47:03] <systemd> ^ 03Lipstick on a pig
[12:06:24] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:06:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5174
[12:08:50] <guy_> spam account https://soylentnews.org
[12:08:51] <systemd> ^ 03Hire MEAN Stack Developer: SoylentNews Submission
[12:09:27] * guy_ tosses a dollar in the can and takes a cup of cmn32480 coffee
[12:09:47] * cmn32480 drinks it black...
[12:10:20] <guy_> any other color is an indication of being past the use-by date
[12:19:53] <Bytram> guy_: thanks for letting us know; we get them periodically... very rare for one to get past us and onto the front page.
[12:36:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long-Standing Prediction of Quantum Physics Experimentally Proven - https://sylnt.us - stringy-results
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[14:02:53] <driveby> https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[14:02:56] <systemd> ^ 03Wuhan lab was performing experiments on bats from coronavirus caves
[14:03:18] <driveby> https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[14:03:20] <systemd> ^ 03U.S. gave $3.7million grant to lab at center coronavirus scandal
[14:04:49] <driveby> https://us.cnn.com
[14:04:51] <systemd> ^ 03China imposes restrictions on research into origins of coronavirus
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[14:14:33] <Bytram> =g "The Daily fail"
[14:14:34] <systemd> https://failblog.cheezburger.com - FAIL Blog - The Daily Fail - Epic FAILs funny videos - Funny Fails ...
[14:14:41] <Bytram> lol
[14:26:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox 75.0 Released! - https://sylnt.us
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[15:00:37] <carny> i wonder when i will cross over the limit where downloading firefox updates exceeds all my other downloads
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[15:06:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: dates for this years Adirondacks trip are June 20-27... so with this pandemic thing and the current administrations (mostly failure at) handling of it, not yet sure I'm actually going.
[15:08:52] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: Sad face. That would have been an ideal time to go, too! Before it gets too hot and the bugs too bad.
[15:10:34] <cmn32480> Where you looking at in the Adirondaks?
[15:11:10] <Bytram> Still a ways away (alliterate much =) Might still be possible for you to go, with restrictions on what you can do and see... Still could get a buncha groceries and just relax alone at a cabin.
[15:11:17] <Bytram> cmn32480: mountains, I think.
[15:11:21] <Bytram> ;)
[15:11:27] <cmn32480> #smake bytram
[15:11:27] * MrPlow smakes bytram upside the head with a ration
[15:11:40] <Bytram> ~blame yup, expected that!
[15:11:41] * exec points at Bytram
[15:13:47] <Bytram> afk
[15:13:50] <Bytram> biab
[15:13:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: it's a spot that my family has been renting for a minimum of a week a year since the late 1970s. Used to be called "Hummel Haus" after the original owners, I don't think the current owner has an 'official' name for it. It's on Brant Lake (north of the Village of Lake George but south of Schroon Lake) if you know the area.
[15:18:32] <FatPhil> the original owners were bees? invite them back to stay, for pity's sake, we need more bees!
[15:37:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> FatPhil: oh there's plenty of bees up there. Sadly, they're massively outnumbered by both flies and mosquitos.
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[15:57:53] <FatPhil> Stayed with a friend in the countryside a few years back, and had to share the loft area with a pretty damn huge bees nest tucked up into the eaves, with only the wonkiest non-fitting door between us. Fortunately they were more interested in the outside world than the area we were in. Didn't make a relaxing night's sleep knowing they were only metres away.
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[16:12:54] <guy_> The good stuff is in the oven https://www.thespruceeats.com
[16:12:56] <systemd> ^ 03These Traditional Boston Baked Beans Spread Happiness at Picnics
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[16:13:42] <guy_> One whole pound of salt pork chopped up into that pot of beans
[16:14:16] <guy_> bacon just doesn't have the same pizzazz that salt pork does, IMHO
[16:17:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Space Chief Spars with Elon Musk Over Launch Pricing - https://sylnt.us - cheaper-by-the-dozen
[16:58:10] <guy_> I need to visit the moderator point store - I'm about out!
[16:58:35] * guy_ slips exec twenty bucks
[17:01:01] <guy_> AndytheAbsurd I found Schroon Lake and Lake George - why is there a picture of a dragon between them?
[17:01:25] <FatPhil> one of the local pubs we eat most often used to do a great salted pork and beans snack, with fried onions - was one of my favourites, but they took it off the menu about 6 months ago.
[17:08:03] <guy_> TBH, I thought Schroon lake was a good bit closer to Syracuse than that
[17:19:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> People that haven't lived there tend to underestimate how big the state of NY is.
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[17:38:21] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: ain't that for sure! And, since the huge population density in NYC, compared to elsewhere in the state leads to there being "NYC", Long Island", and "Upstate" as references to the geography!
[17:41:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> I did the math once.
[17:41:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> NYC is 50% of the population of NYS on 1% of the land.
[17:54:59] <Bytram> That might explain a few things!
[18:06:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Contact Tracing in the Real World - https://sylnt.us - proximity:-opposite-sides-of-the-same-wall
[19:15:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, NY? big? my front yard's bigger than that. come out west of the mississippi. we've got HUGE... tracts of land.
[19:15:42] * TheMightyBuzzard gets in some driveby snark on his way to a nap.
[19:26:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> Well...While there's not MUCH in the overlap, there's a few things I agree with Robert Ritchie (a.k.a. Kid Rock) on. Those things are (A) I like big corn-fed Midwestern hos, and (B) get in the pit and try to love someone!
[19:28:53] <guy_> I am floored with this one
[19:28:59] <guy_> https://www.usatoday.com
[19:29:00] <systemd> ^ 03Feds allow for drive-up gun sales to ease dealers', buyers' coronavirus worries
[19:29:26] <guy_> Would you like fries with that AR, sir?
[19:31:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is fucking AWESOME
[19:35:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> allow me to state the entirety of what common sense gun laws should entail. in x86 assembly: NOP
[19:36:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> because common sense says "shall not be infringed" means shall not be infringed
[19:45:21] <guy_> Californians will hear popping sounds all around the state
[19:45:27] <guy_> from liberal heads exploding
[19:45:36] <guy_> or imploding
[19:47:20] * FatPhil asks his g/f if she's a "big corn-fed Midwestern ho"...
[19:55:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Perovskite-Based Diode Capable of Both Light Emission and Detection - https://sylnt.us - to-be-and-see-the-light
[19:57:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> FatPhil: be sure you set up a camera before you do that...I want to see how hard she slaps you.
[20:01:30] <FatPhil> She's a lady, she declined to answer.
[20:01:57] <FatPhil> That probably means "yes", amirite?
[20:03:11] <FatPhil> inz: do you have l33t Finnish TV program (Suurmestari, on MTV) capturing skillz?
[20:08:20] * guy_ watches for FatPhil to come flying past on a rising trajectory
[20:08:32] <guy_> I learned long ago that ladies can hit hard
[20:09:15] <FatPhil> have you ever been headbutted in the nutz?
[20:09:50] <guy_> Uhhhhmmmm, yeah, but not by humans
[20:09:57] <guy_> kicked, but not headbutted
[20:15:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> never worked with calves then, i take it
[20:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> rotten little bastards. if i didn't like steak better than veal none of them would have made it to three months.
[20:27:46] <guy_> calves and sheep and goats - I said humans have never headbutted my in the nuts
[20:57:27] <chromas> I dunno what I did but I keep getting all kinds of errors with my phpoo scripts
[20:57:33] * chromas blames covid
[20:57:41] <chromas> "No input file specified."
[20:57:50] <chromas> Restarting php-fpm fixes it for a bit
[21:57:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - High Demand Reported for TSMC's Chip-on-Wafer-on-Substrate Packaging - https://sylnt.us - CoWoS-a-bunga?
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[22:52:41] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.sciencedaily.com
[22:52:43] <exec> 438 stories loaded
[22:52:43] <exec> story not found
[22:52:51] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[22:52:52] <systemd> Submitting "Heavy iron isotopes leaking from Earth's core"...
[22:53:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Heavy Iron Isotopes Leaking From Earth's Core" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:56:02] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.cnet.com
[22:56:04] <exec> it has been only 42 seconds since the last submission - please wait
[22:56:22] <Bytram> =submit https://threatpost.com
[22:56:24] <systemd> Submitting "Oracle Tackles a Massive 405 Bugs for Its April Quarterly Patch Update"...
[22:56:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Oracle Tackles a Massive 405 Bugs for Its April Quarterly Patch Update" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:57:28] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.cnet.com
[22:57:31] <exec> 436 stories loaded
[22:57:31] <exec> story not found
[22:57:38] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.cnet.com
[22:57:43] <exec> 436 stories loaded
[22:57:44] <exec> story not found
[22:57:50] <Bytram> =submit https://www.cnet.com
[22:57:51] <systemd> Submitting "Zoom: Every security issue uncovered in the video chat app"...
[22:58:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Zoom: Every Security Issue Uncovered in the Video Chat App" (61 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[23:45:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Yangtze Memory Technologies Develops 128-Layer 1.33 Tb QLC 3D NAND - https://sylnt.us - even-very-little-things-add-up
[23:45:48] <driveby> https://www.wcnc.com
[23:45:48] <systemd> ^ 03Charlotte woman hasn't left her house in three weeks but tested positive for COVID-19
[23:47:16] <driveby> https://www.mirror.co.uk
[23:47:17] <systemd> ^ 03'Bat Woman' scientist who could hold the key to curing coronavirus
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