#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-12
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[02:16:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient Settlers Once Farmed on Thousands of Artificial Forest Islands - https://sylnt.us - archeology-has-a-growing-interest
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[02:19:04] <SoyCow3359> hello every body
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[03:20:54] <driveby> https://t.co
[03:20:55] <systemd> ^ 03https://twitter.com/staniam50/status/1241846240503087105/video/1
[03:24:03] <driveby> https://i.imgur.com
[03:25:43] <pinchy> a friendly reminder
[03:27:15] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, and we believe what the CCP says because...?
[03:32:08] <driveby> https://youtu.be
[03:32:10] <systemd> ^ 03Gravitas: China's Coronavirus 'business model' ( https://www.youtube.com )
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[04:13:26] <chromas> 92927249_1725010154358305_1328678949407948800_n
[04:13:32] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[04:37:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon’s New Tracking Tool Tells Advertisers When You’re Looking at Your Email Inbox - https://sylnt.us - what-a-wicked-[world-wide-]web-we-weave-when-first-we-practice-to-deceive
[05:19:07] * chromas 'bates with weighted breath for dem federal gibs
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[06:42:22] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[06:42:24] <systemd> Submitting "Maybe don't start playing 'The Last of Us' during a pandemic"...
[06:42:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Maybe Don't Start Playing 'The Last of Us' During a Pandemic" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:48:01] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[06:48:03] <systemd> Submitting "PC shipments see their largest drop in four years due to COVID-19"...
[06:48:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03PC Shipments See Their Largest Drop in Four Years Due to COVID-19" (3 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:57:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - COVID-19 Tests are Going Unused Due to Hospital IT Challenges - https://sylnt.us - blame-it-in-IT
[06:59:15] <chromas> Parable of the broken Windows
[06:59:54] <GrandFireWizard> Life is certainly going to be different when China rules the world
[07:00:31] <chromas> Don't they already?
[07:01:40] <chromas> Colonizing Africa, jacking up housing costs by buying properties everywhere, censoring our movies, fighting with the NSA over who gets to backdoor our toys
[07:06:02] <chromas> oh yeah and joining the human rights council
[07:36:26] <janrinok> ~gday chromas
[07:36:28] * exec insensitively corrupts a buzzfeed listicle of almonds with chromas
[07:36:35] <janrinok> ~gday GrandFireWizard
[07:36:37] * exec emphatically pits a gigabyte of soylent chews against GrandFireWizard
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[09:16:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Frontier Bungles Redaction of Network Audit that It Doesn’t Want You to See - https://sylnt.us - ████-and-████
[09:33:35] <FatPhil> Anyone watched /The Expanse/? https://www.imdb.com
[09:33:37] <systemd> ^ 03The Expanse (TV Series 2015– ) - IMDb
[09:40:28] <chromas> I've not seen it. Does that count?
[09:40:49] <chromas> ~g'day janrinok
[09:40:50] * exec ambivalently $action a drop of closure $preposition janrinok
[09:40:55] <chromas> Didn't see those almonds before
[09:41:10] <FatPhil> to someone tallying nonwatchers, definitely.
[09:41:18] <chromas> ~g'day FatPhil
[09:41:19] * exec skeptically enriches 40 gallons worth of dingbats with FatPhil
[09:41:37] <chromas> You're a font
[09:41:40] <FatPhil> I think we got corona from the dingbats
[09:42:10] <FatPhil> a font of wisdom, no less
[09:49:56] <FatPhil> Fuxtix, local pizza place doesn't open for 70 minutes.
[09:50:39] <FatPhil> I had just psyched myself up for one of their awesome meat feasts, and there's no way I can wait that long.
[10:21:44] <GrandFireWizard> hello janrinok
[11:45:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Citing BGP Hijacks and Hack Attacks, Feds Want China Telecom Out of the US - https://sylnt.us - orange-barrels-on-the-internet-superhighway
[12:14:08] <GrandFireWizard> still getting beaten up in irpg..
[14:07:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - People are Baiting Instacart Workers with Huge Tips then Slashing them to Zero - https://sylnt.us - fishing-for-groceries
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[14:19:43] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:19:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5172
[14:25:17] * FatPhil is bored... now designing a Butthead motif for one of his facemasks...
[14:26:03] <janrinok> obviously making the most of your holiday weekend...
[14:26:11] <FatPhil> 1st time I wear it out, I should really have an AC/DC t-shirt on... https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net
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[16:26:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meet "dark_nexus", Quite Possibly the Most Potent IoT Botnet Ever - https://sylnt.us - tricky
[16:30:27] <GrandFireWizard> Is it bad that I am now cheering for AI to take over?
[16:35:08] <janrinok> depends on what the alternative is
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[17:13:21] <SoyCow8192> =submit two-page article -- here are both parts: https://arstechnica.com https://arstechnica.com
[17:13:24] <systemd> Submitting "Some shirts hide you from cameras"...( 1 modified urls; https://arstechnica.com )
[17:13:45] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Some Shirts Hide You From Cameras" (39 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:17:53] <SoyCow8192> all better.
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[17:36:51] <FatPhil> "Courier With Coronavirus Samples Crashes On I-195 In Massachusetts"
[17:37:15] <FatPhil> "The courier, who was driving a Honda Civic, bumped into a tractor-trailer on the westbound side of 1-95 at Exit 1 around 7:50 am. The contact caused the Honda to spin out and hit an ambulance carrying a 70-year-old patient."
[17:43:43] <AzumaHazuki> oh fucking hell
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[18:19:07] <FatPhil> https://www.reuters.com
[18:19:08] <systemd> ^ 03WHO is investigating reports of recovered COVID patients testing positive again
[18:23:29] <janrinok> ^bugger!
[18:24:05] <janrinok> let's hope it is a testing problem rather than a new virus property
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[18:46:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John Conway, Inventor of the Game of Life Reported Dead from COVID-19 - https://sylnt.us - he-won-the-Game-of-Life
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[21:07:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Moves to Claim South China Sea During COVID-19 Pandamic - https://sylnt.us - Cover-of-darkness
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[23:36:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Chemistry of Cold-Brew Coffee is So Hot Right Now - https://sylnt.us - coffee++
[23:58:59] <driveby> https://nothingburger.today
[23:59:00] <systemd> ^ 03Coronavirus statistics, news and preparation guides.
[23:59:07] <driveby> https://archive.nothingburger.today