#soylent | Logs for 2020-04-11
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[00:26:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Reclassifies Dogs as Pets Instead of Livestock - https://sylnt.us - Fido-Lives!
[00:29:03] <AzumaHazuki> that reminds me of that old joke about why lesbians keep cats as pets :v
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[02:23:54] <AzumaHazuki> my hair is getting a bit wild looking. usually every 6-8 weeks i get the edges cleaned up a bit
[02:24:05] <AzumaHazuki> that's...not happening for the foreseeable future
[02:47:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pirate Bay No Longer Uses Cloudflare, Visitors Sent to 'Black Hole' - https://sylnt.us - you-can't-get-there-from-here
[02:51:42] <chromas> p2p and buttpiracy took a large step backward when people started using buttorrents
[02:52:09] <pinchy> butt butt butt muh torrentz!
[02:53:46] <chromas> ed2k was better
[02:57:39] <carny> https://i.imgur.com
[03:00:46] <chromas> Mmm, unsourced screenies
[03:06:24] <Bytram> ~last mrcoolbp
[03:06:25] <exec> 03<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN"> <html><head> <title>301 Moved Permanently</title> </head><body> <h1>Moved Permanently</h1> <p>The document has moved <a href="https://chromas.0x.no/s/soylent_log.php">here</a>.</p> </body></html>
[03:06:25] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[03:07:04] <Bytram> that was not what I was expecting
[03:07:16] <Bytram> ~seen
[03:07:31] <chromas> oh, ah oh! exec doesn't go to https
[03:07:37] <chromas> ~last nick=mrcoolbp
[03:07:38] <exec> 03<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
[03:07:38] <exec> 03<html><head>
[03:07:38] <exec> 03<title>301 Moved Permanently</title>
[03:07:39] <exec> 03</head><body>
[03:07:40] <exec> 03<h1>Moved Permanently</h1>
[03:07:41] <exec> 032 records not shown - refer to http://chromas.0x.no
[03:07:52] <Bytram> ruh roh!
[03:08:33] <Bytram> I have an idea... https://stats.sylnt.us
[03:08:34] <systemd> ^ 03#soylent @ irc.soylentnews.org stats by Deucalion
[03:09:30] <chromas> #seen mrcoolbp
[03:09:30] <MrPlow> [2017-09-24 06:32:38] #fite <mrcoolbp> #fite chromas
[03:09:41] <chromas> Sounds like fake news
[03:10:07] <chromas> probably some jerkwagon using his nick to cheat his fite stats up
[03:11:05] <Bytram> #seen
[03:11:05] <MrPlow> #seen <nick>
[03:15:13] <Bytram> unix tools are kewel
[03:16:38] <Bytram> I just looked through over 300 MB of log files in a few seconds.
[03:16:57] <Bytram> gawk "$2 ~ /mrcoolbp/" SoylentNewsZNC_#*.log | gsort | tail
[03:17:11] <chromas> Why tail?
[03:17:25] <Bytram> 2018-10-01
[03:17:58] <Bytram> because the result was 4300+ lines long.
[03:18:17] <chromas> Ah, I guess you just want the last line
[03:19:25] <Bytram> gnawed gnawed off
[03:23:35] <Bytram> would you think about how cloudy karma gets out there when we see people #fite on [Soylentnews]
[03:26:55] <chromas> I don't wanna
[03:31:44] <chromas> "Generating DH parameters, 4096 bit long safe prime, generator 2
[03:31:44] <chromas> This is going to take a long time"
[03:31:55] <chromas> Can't they just find the primes ahead of time and make a list?
[03:32:07] <chromas> Then I can just pick my favorites
[03:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> just use 2, it's prime and not nearly as odd as all the others
[03:34:53] <chromas> oh yeah
[03:35:12] <chromas> plus nobody would think of it
[03:35:17] <Bytram> 2 may not be odd, but it
[03:35:24] <Bytram> 2 may not be odd, but it's not even funny
[04:04:59] <Bytram> time for my overdue beauty sleep
[04:05:07] <Bytram> have a great night everybody!
[04:10:56] <Fnord666> https://xkcd.com
[04:10:57] <systemd> ^ 03Random Number
[04:19:35] <chromas> I always use the same value but randomize the data type I treat it as
[04:29:47] <chromas> woohoo++ I can receive the emails
[04:29:47] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 19
[04:29:52] * chromas hasn't tested sending et
[04:30:56] <chromas> "Server error: 5.7.0 Must issue a STARTTLS command first "
[04:30:56] <chromas> fpos
[04:32:42] <chromas> Ah, needed credentials
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[05:07:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newly Engineered Enzyme Can Break Down PET Plastic to Raw Materials - https://sylnt.us - my-pet
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[05:46:41] <pinchy> here we go again. more bs plastic eating blah blah
[05:47:52] <carny> make it self replicate and destroy human civilization
[06:03:24] <chromas> Enzymes do for plastic what termites do for your house
[06:06:59] <chromas> In fact, just put them in termites
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[07:25:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple and Google are Launching a Joint COVID-19 Tracing Tool for IOS and Android - https://sylnt.us - proximity-alert
[08:52:09] <chromas> mailpile must be a web mail client for hipsters
[08:52:48] <chromas> https://d2.alternativeto.net
[08:52:55] <chromas> Look at all them buzzwords
[08:53:07] <chromas> Also .png?format=jpeg
[09:00:24] <FatPhil> oooh, we've started having drone surveillance in town! However, only in the russian-speaking ghetto part!
[09:10:15] <chromas> Demand the drone to bring you a beer
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[09:55:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Appointed to Influential UN Human Rights Council Panel - https://sylnt.us - If-you-can't-beat-'em,-join-'em-and-change-'em?
[10:05:39] <GrandFireWizard> is that so they can harangue China directly instead of going through channels?
[10:10:55] <chromas> Mmm, UN harangue pie
[10:16:12] <FatPhil> a local beer shop is now doing bike-courier delivery of orders (as is our brewpub)
[10:16:29] <FatPhil> However, I need my vitamin D, so I'm walking there.
[10:17:48] <chromas> Naked, for maximum D
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[11:23:23] <FatPhil> we don't have any compulsory shop closures (restaurants within shopping centres must be take-away only, that's the only restriction), but 99.9% of non-food/-drink/-drugs places are closed anyway due to lack of custom. However, just today, I noticed the trashiest blingy fashion accessory store (swarowski studded skull handled umbrellas, you know the kind of stuff) has decided that there is a market for the
[11:23:30] <FatPhil> ir tat now.
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[11:42:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:42:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5171
[11:46:00] <chromas> It's the day o' rest. If you go into the church today, you have to sing and fish for men
[11:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> pass then. men get angry when you hook them.
[11:47:04] <chromas> Speaking of fish
[11:47:19] <chromas> Why's it called a treble hook? Was that a joke?
[11:47:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it has three prongs
[11:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> treble, adj. consisting of three parts.
[11:48:36] <chromas> It's not because of the midrange?
[11:48:39] <chromas> oh wait
[11:48:54] <chromas> It's not because of the trout?
[11:49:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, wouldn't do any good on trout
[11:50:14] <chromas> In Soviet Russia, bass SLAPP you!
[11:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> please note the coffee++ above. means i'm still too slow for much wit
[12:02:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf is TR doing drilling stuff in the dining room at 7am on a saturday?
[12:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, he's making a spear. another one i mean. and you thought i was the weird one in this place.
[12:04:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++ #smoke break
[12:04:38] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 765
[12:17:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pandemic Hasn’t Crushed Broadband Networks - https://sylnt.us - tell-me-again-what-bandwidth-caps-are-for
[13:25:25] <FatPhil> Different approaches.... In Taiwan, if you don't have a mask when on public transport, they give you a mask. In the US, this: https://www.zerohedge.com
[13:25:26] <systemd> ^ 03Watch: Philadelphia Man Dragged Off Bus By Cops For Not Wearing Face Mask
[13:44:38] <GrandFireWizard> I wonder how many psych students in the future will do their final paper on the insanity that swept through humanity as COVID-19 raged through the world
[13:44:48] <GrandFireWizard> it's fascinating just how fast socierty breaks down
[13:47:05] <FatPhil> Not if you live in a post-soviet society of introverts!
[13:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what he gets for using public transportation
[13:53:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> real americans drive nothing smaller than a full size cadillac and don't accept passengers that can drive themselves.
[14:29:58] <FatPhil> with sealskin leather seats, I'd hope.
[14:36:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Forced To Declare War on VPN Users - https://sylnt.us - follow-the-money
[15:07:11] <FatPhil> in 3 weeks time: subsidiary of majority shareholder of Netflix launches, offering free (for a trial period) VPN service.
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[16:50:04] <Bytram> https://www.instagram.com
[16:50:05] <systemd> ^ 03Amy Allen on Instagram: “few weeks ago, finishing the album. missing this 🌈🖤”
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[16:52:00] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[16:52:02] <systemd> Submitting "Some shirts hide you from cameras"...
[16:52:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Some Shirts Hide You From Cameras" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:58:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2020-04-11 Coronavirus (COVID-19, SARS-CoV-2) Story Roundup - https://sylnt.us
[17:00:28] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:00:30] <systemd> Submitting "Glowing silicon nanowire reveals how to put optics in your CPU"...
[17:00:41] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:00:42] <systemd> Submitting "When school is online, the digital divide grows greater"...
[17:00:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Glowing Silicon Nanowire Reveals How to Put Optics in Your CPU" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:01:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03When School is Online, the Digital Divide Grows Greater" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:01:05] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:01:07] <systemd> Submitting "COVID-19 tests are going unused due to hospital IT challenges"...
[17:01:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03COVID-19 Tests are Going Unused Due to Hospital IT Challenges" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:03:09] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:03:11] <systemd> Submitting "Company prioritizes $15k ventilators over cheaper model specified in contract"...
[17:03:26] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:03:28] <systemd> Submitting "Citing BGP hijacks and hack attacks, feds want China Telecom out of the US"...
[17:03:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Company Prioritizes $15k Ventilators Over Cheaper Model Specified in Contract" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:03:41] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:03:43] <systemd> Submitting "Frontier bungles redaction of network audit that it doesn’t want you to see"...
[17:03:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Citing BGP Hijacks and Hack Attacks, Feds Want China Telecom Out of the US" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:04:01] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:04:03] <systemd> Submitting "Meet dark_nexus, quite possibly the most potent IoT botnet ever"...
[17:04:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Frontier Bungles Redaction of Network Audit That It Doesn’t Want You to See" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:04:16] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:04:18] <systemd> Submitting "The chemistry of cold-brew coffee is so hot right now"...
[17:04:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Meet Dark_nexus, Quite Possibly the Most Potent IoT Botnet Ever" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:04:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Chemistry of Cold-brew Coffee is So Hot Right Now" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[17:11:23] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[17:11:25] <systemd> Submitting "Verizon’s new tracking tool tells advertisers when you’re looking at your email inbox"...
[17:11:42] <SoyCow8192> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[17:11:44] <systemd> Submitting "People are baiting Instacart workers with huge tips then slashing them to zero"...
[17:11:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Verizon’s New Tracking Tool Tells Advertisers When You’re Looking at Your Email Inbox" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:12:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03People are Baiting Instacart Workers With Huge Tips Then Slashing Them to Zero" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[18:03:27] <chromas> Go away, baitin'!
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[19:16:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attackers Can Bypass Fingerprint Authentication With an ~80% Success Rate - https://sylnt.us - just-put-your-thumb-here
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[21:36:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Ponder How Jugglers Seem to Defy Limits to Human Reaction Times - https://sylnt.us - too-many-balls-in-the-air
[22:13:11] <FatPhil> hrm.....
[22:13:15] <FatPhil> curl -L https://yt-dl.org -o /usr/local/bin/youtube-dl
[22:15:17] <FatPhil> curl: (60) SSL certificate problem: unable to get local issuer certificate
[22:16:35] <chromas> Works for me
[22:17:00] <FatPhil> not sure what the problem actually is
[22:17:31] <FatPhil> is the issuer someone who has issues?
[22:17:46] <FatPhil> or maybe just someone who sleeps around and has a lot of kids?
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[22:18:48] <chromas> COMODO CA Limiter
[22:18:52] <chromas> s/r/d/
[22:19:01] <chromas> Works for me with curl and waterfox
[22:27:05] <pinchy> https://mobile.twitter.com
[22:27:05] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[22:32:33] <FatPhil> Comodo has issues...
[22:32:55] <FatPhil> there's a chance I nuked their CA cert from my system
[22:33:56] <FatPhil> However, the error message should say "SSL certificate for yt-dl.org issued by COMMODO CA which is not a trusted CA, use blah blah switches to blah blah"
[22:35:02] <FatPhil> Not sure why I would have got so brutal on Commodo, as here's the full list of CAs that I trust:
[22:35:16] <pinchy> woe is FatPhil
[22:35:40] <pinchy> muh --no-verify
[22:41:40] <Bytram> FatPhil: fwiw, curl gave me the same error message as you, but I could successfully d/l it using wget
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[22:55:28] <Bytram_dewey> and this is the sha256sum of my download: 67d9de6ba2a6b0037aa9c47b88fab6b8d827ddfb1cc6bf17b6473a361c1c4e86
[22:57:56] <Bytram> <code class="commands">sudo wget https://yt-dl.org -O youtube-dl.sig<br/>gpg --verify youtube-dl.sig /usr/local/bin/youtube-dl<br/>rm youtube-dl.sig</code>
[23:02:29] <Bytram> for use on my other lappy: <chromas> You can run systemctl suspend or systemctl hibernate
[23:02:52] <Bytram_dewey> that would be over here!
[23:05:55] * Bytram_dewey just confirmed that "systemctl suspend" immediately suspended my laptop, and a tap of the power button resumed. =)
[23:06:34] <Bytram_dewey> Now /me will try: systemctl suspend
[23:06:47] <Bytram_dewey> nope
[23:07:22] <Bytram_dewey> Now /me will try: systemctl hibernate
[23:08:01] * Bytram_dewey enters his password at the prompt
[23:08:45] <Bytram> heh. *looks* like it worked
[23:09:04] * Bytram taps the power button on dewey
[23:09:13] <Bytram> sees some activity
[23:09:49] * Bytram waits for it to reconnect to internet
[23:10:13] <Bytram_dewey> looks like it is already back!
[23:10:19] <Bytram_dewey> yay
[23:10:28] <Bytram_dewey> chromas++ TY
[23:10:28] <Bender> karma - chromas: 282
[23:11:38] <Bytram> and that should do it
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[23:23:17] <Bytram> =cite https://physicstoday.scitation.org
[23:24:09] <Bytram> =cite https://www.jstor.org
[23:24:10] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b><br/> JSTOR: Access Check, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/"></a>)</p>
[23:24:15] <Bytram> lol
[23:29:31] <Bytram> =cite https://pubs.acs.org
[23:29:31] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b><br/> Just a moment..., <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/"></a>)</p>
[23:29:41] <Bytram> lol!
[23:30:22] <Bytram> Requires javascript to load the page? Nope.
[23:30:24] <Bytram> nvm
[23:56:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - We Now Know the Effect of Altitude on Classic “Diet Coke and Mentos“ Fountain - https://sylnt.us - coke-is-in-the-air