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[00:06:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Attack on Home Routers Sends Users to Spoofed Sites that Push Malware - https://sylnt.us - don't-ask-a-bad-guy-for-directions
[01:47:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Computational Power—or its Absence—Shaped World War Naval Battles - https://sylnt.us - where-you-at?
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[03:47:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Play's Malicious App Problem Infects 1.7 Million More Devices - https://sylnt.us - blind-trust
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[03:51:37] <SoyCow8162> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[03:51:39] <systemd> Submitting "HBO’s 'Kill Chain' doc highlights the flaws in US election machines"...
[03:52:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03HBO’s 'Kill Chain' Doc Highlights the Flaws in US Election Machines" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:56:48] <SoyCow8162> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[03:56:49] <systemd> Submitting "Coronavirus pushes Folding@Home’s crowdsourced molecular science to exaflop levels – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[03:56:57] <SoyCow8162> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[03:56:58] <systemd> Submitting "Cyber insurer Chubb had data stolen in Maze ransomware attack – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[03:57:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Coronavirus Pushes Folding@Home’s Crowdsourced Molecular Science to Exaflop Levels – TechCrunch" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:57:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Cyber Insurer Chubb Had Data Stolen in Maze Ransomware Attack – TechCrunch" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:01:00] <SoyCow8162> =submit https://www.vox.com
[04:01:02] <systemd> Submitting "Amazon says it unintentionally hid some competitors’ faster delivery options"...
[04:01:15] <SoyCow8162> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[04:01:17] <systemd> Submitting "Apple says customers must wait to pick up repairs locked inside its retail stores"...
[04:01:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Amazon Says It Unintentionally Hid Some Competitors’ Faster Delivery Options" (21 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:01:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Apple Says Customers Must Wait to Pick Up Repairs Locked Inside its Retail Stores" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[05:37:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Digital Spying is Becoming More Aggressive, Researchers Say - https://sylnt.us - watch-out!
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[07:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sharp Gobbles NEC as Japan's Display Giants Team Up to Take on Europe and North America - https://sylnt.us - bring-it-on
[07:58:05] <janrinok> ... and the USA gets the Gold Medal!
[07:59:32] <janrinok> stay safe, cousins
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[08:38:13] <FatPhil> yeah, happened last night, lateish.
[08:39:33] <FatPhil> g/f's parents were doing this fox-watching "everything's fine, we're doing great, everything's under control, unlike Europe" bullshit in an email, so I ordered my g/f to include in it my bet that the US would overtake Italy "by the weekend".
[08:40:07] <FatPhil> s@in it@in a reply@
[08:40:55] <FatPhil> Looks like I was wrong *again* (I was 2 days late with my prediction of the global 200000th recorded case)
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[08:58:05] <FatPhil> "...medical professionals recommended measuring the six-foot distance per guidance from the CDC from the center of the bed rather than from the outer edges, meaning, that the beds are actually 3-feet apart."
[08:58:47] <inz> no wiggling in bed!
[09:15:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Enterprise SSD Flaw Will Brick Hardware after Exactly 40,000 Hours - https://sylnt.us - you-don't-always-get-what-you-pay-for
[09:18:28] <chromas> If you run Firefox, the SSD will be dead by then
[10:05:40] <janrinok> if people are discussing bed separation they are concentrating on the wrong things. If you are living that close to somebody, and sleeping next to somebody for the entire night, I don't suppose the bed separation is a major factor any more.
[10:10:20] <Ingar> it's like most of the world has no clue how a viral infections behaves
[10:16:59] <janrinok> well, it appears that some 'medical professionals' could do with a refresher course
[10:19:56] <FatPhil> janrinok: this was a 3000-bed make-shift hospital
[10:21:19] <janrinok> well, I suppose that is understandable - they are all infected anyway. But I have still never seen beds that close even in a field hospital.
[10:23:02] <janrinok> The NHS Nightingale will have a maximum capacity of 2 wards each capable of holding 2000 beds. It is due to open for its first patients next week, but they will have to draft in medical staff from around the country to do it. But as long as London is safe.... /sarcasm
[10:23:58] <janrinok> Additional hospitals are planned for Birmingham, Manchester and Scotland.
[10:25:25] <janrinok> Those 3 places are already saying that they have insufficient staff now - let alone to man large make-shift hospitals.
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[10:26:57] <janrinok> I suspect, or at least I hope, that the media are reporting stories without the full details.
[10:31:33] <janrinok> however, I am in France so perhaps I should be more concerned with plans here. Locally, many of the second or holiday homes are opening around here as people leave the major cities. The local stores were not expecting that and it has caused a bit of overstretch in food supplies. In the store this morning one 'visitor' complained that the queues were worse than Paris and the locals told him to go back home then.
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[10:41:20] <FatPhil> janrinok: that was a quarantine hospital, not for the affected. people off a boat where some cases were known.
[10:41:42] <FatPhil> s/af/known in/
[10:41:44] <exec> <FatPhil> janrinok: that was a quarantine hospital, not for the known infected. people off a boat where some cases were known.
[10:44:16] <chromas> Seems like they could just stay on the boat
[10:48:01] <FatPhil> if you're going to downgrade the off-ship care to as crappy as on-ship, yup.
[10:49:43] <chromas> The ship already has beds for everyone
[10:50:47] <FatPhil> not sure about separation there though - it was a military vessel, so probably bunks.
[10:51:50] <chromas> As long as the top's at least three feet above the bottom it's okay
[10:53:58] <FatPhil> would everyone planning on getting sick, please relocate to the lower bunks.
[10:55:15] <chromas> cougha cougha
[10:55:23] <chromas> Yay, now going to bed is less work!
[11:06:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bats Depend on Teamwork when Foraging Over Farmland - https://sylnt.us - hear-the-buzz
[11:43:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[11:43:26] <systemd> Submitting "School quits video calls after naked man ‘guessed’ the meeting link – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[11:43:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03School Quits Video Calls After Naked Man ‘guessed’ the Meeting Link – TechCrunch" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:51:55] <janrinok> Boris Johnson has been tested positive for the virus - Breaking News
[11:54:12] <janrinok> so, do we quarantine Parliament, Downing Street, all the key people who are fighting this virus....?
[11:58:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yes, please do.
[11:58:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also make sure to shut off their electricity, phone service, ISP, etc.
[12:03:25] <FatPhil> Doesn't matter - because: https://www.armstrongeconomics.com
[12:03:27] <systemd> ^ 03UK Government Downgrades Coronavirus as No Longer Highly Dangerous
[12:03:35] <FatPhil> 19th march, that was.
[12:04:53] <FatPhil> Why you ramp up measures to combat it *after* you downgrade it
[12:05:45] <FatPhil> In particular if one of the inputs used to decide that it's no longer highly dangerous is a report that the UK has already reached a 50% infection rate, undetected obviously.
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[12:56:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Defender for Linux is Coming. This is What you Need to Know - https://sylnt.us - microsoft-maginot-line-defender
[13:12:01] <Bytram> ^^^ all the better to analyze your system, install telemetry, and track you with my dear.
[13:18:42] <AzumaHazuki> Why the fuck
[13:19:00] <AzumaHazuki> you know what? Linux is being corrupted from the inside. I may actually have to switch to *BSD soon at this rate
[13:27:33] <FatPhil> MS joined the Linux foundation as the highest level financial contributor and board member half a decade ago.
[13:27:43] <AzumaHazuki> Yeah. That hurt my soul.
[13:28:04] <FatPhil> I was a linux kernel programmer at the time. :/
[13:29:03] <AzumaHazuki> greed ruins everything
[13:29:16] * AzumaHazuki sighs, goes off to work on ~4 hours' sleep
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[13:35:02] <FatPhil> https://mobile.twitter.com
[13:35:03] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[13:39:04] <Bytram> Gah! Mojibake!
[13:39:05] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[13:39:09] <systemd> ^ 03Top 7 Dying Programming Languages to Avoid Studying in 2019 –2020 - SoylentNews
[13:39:23] <Bytram> Aha! the —
[13:40:11] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[13:40:12] <systemd> ^ 03How Computational Power—or its Absence—Shaped World War Naval Battles - SoylentNews
[13:40:53] <Bytram> =g unicode —
[13:40:54] <systemd> https://home.unicode.org - Unicode – The World Standard for Text and Emoji
[13:41:03] <Bytram> =g unicode "—"
[13:41:04] <systemd> https://home.unicode.org - Unicode – The World Standard for Text and Emoji
[13:41:18] <Bytram> =unicode —
[13:41:39] <Bytram> =help
[13:41:40] <systemd> blame, caps, cite, contribute, declinectl, declined, do, doi, dump, folding-rank, g, gcctl, join, nick, notes, part, rehashctl, save, say, sedctl, sub, submit, taco, tacoctl, threadcount, y, yt, gday
[13:42:43] <Bytram> =caps does this do what I think it does?
[13:42:43] <systemd> Does This Do What I Think It Does?
[13:43:00] <Bytram> Yes, but sadly not too well. :P
[13:43:10] <Bytram> =contribute
[13:43:10] <systemd> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[13:43:20] <Bytram> =caps
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[13:43:30] <Bytram> Oh, my!
[13:43:35] <Bytram> ^^^ chromas
[13:43:41] <Bytram> ~blame
[13:43:42] * exec points at Bytram
[13:45:27] <Bytram> ~arthur https://arstechnica.com
[13:45:30] <exec> 731 stories loaded
[13:45:30] <exec> attempting to submit story: "In ERs overwhelmed by COVID-19, here’s who might get treated—and who might not"
[13:46:00] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[13:46:06] <exec> 731 stories loaded
[13:52:32] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:52:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5152
[14:33:03] <Bytram> #g Commoditize your complement joel on software
[14:33:04] <MrPlow> https://www.joelonsoftware.com - "Jun 12, 2002 ... Smart companies try to commoditize their products' complements. If you can do this, demand for your product will increase and you will be able to ..."
[14:34:11] <Bytram> https://www.joelonsoftware.com
[14:34:24] <Bytram> ~title on
[14:34:25] <exec> titles enabled for 10#soylent
[14:34:27] <Bytram> https://www.joelonsoftware.com
[14:34:29] <exec> └─ 13Strategy Letter V – Joel on Software
[14:42:53] <Bytram> #g Catch-22
[14:42:54] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Catch-22 is a satirical war novel by American author Joseph Heller. He began writing it in 1953; the novel was first published in 1961. Often cited as one of the ..."
[14:45:52] <Bytram> #g commodity
[14:45:52] <MrPlow> https://www.investopedia.com - "Feb 14, 2020 ... A commodity is a basic good used in commerce that is interchangeable with other goods of the same type. Commodities are most often used as ..."
[14:46:00] <Bytram> #g commodity wikipedia
[14:46:01] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "In economics, a commodity is an economic good or service that has full or substantial fungibility: that is, the market treats instances of the good as equivalent or ..."
[14:46:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Foods You Can Freeze Besides Meat and Produce (with Caveats) - https://sylnt.us - gonna-need-a-bigger-freezer
[14:53:36] <FatPhil> Christ on a stick. Nowadays, every time I see Joel Spolsky article I wonder if he can get more head-up-arse, sure he can't. I'm proved wrong every single time...
[14:55:52] <boru> Indeed. What a feckin' eejit.
[14:56:17] <FatPhil> Having said that, Moshe Bar could have been a complete idiot, who did not speak for the linux development community as a whole.
[14:56:45] <boru> The linux development community are also eehjits.
[14:56:53] <FatPhil> Spolsky's questions could have been deliberately framed to entice baaaad answers, of course.
[14:57:44] <FatPhil> There's plenty of idiots. I like to think the group I worked with was in almost every possible way significantly better than average.
[14:57:55] <Bytram> Did you actually *read* the article?
[14:59:03] <FatPhil> I got as far as "Moshe goes on to claim that it’s OK for every Linux kernel revision to make all existing drivers obsolete"
[14:59:26] <FatPhil> I'm pretty sure this is an example of Joel Nutpicking.
[14:59:43] <FatPhil> I have no idea who Moshe is, I never interacted with him at all.
[15:00:50] <boru> I honestly don't understand how anyone has assigned authority to Spolsky to speak on any topic. He is an absolute moron.
[15:01:26] <Bytram> So throw out the whole barrel for one bad apple? I would encourage you to read the entire thing. It was written in 2002, so we've learned a few things since then(!), but the broad strokes he painted there... I've seen them repeated countless times since then.
[15:01:55] <boru> Which barrel did I advocate throwing out?
[15:02:14] <FatPhil> The annoying thing is that the first couple of articles of his I read were actually good ones. (Un)common sense. That's why they were pointed out to me.
[15:02:16] <Bytram> sry, was replying to FatPhil
[15:02:22] <boru> Oh. I will be quiet then.
[15:02:22] <Bytram> nod nod
[15:02:48] <Bytram> I will shortly have a comment up referencing this...
[15:02:56] <Bytram> jump in there!
[15:04:01] <boru> It's rare that I comment anymore, alas. If I am to put energy anywhere, it'll probably be submissions.
[15:04:26] <boru> Besides, taking a break from designing my processor to practice writing English would probably be time well spent.
[15:04:40] <Bytram> Das stimt!
[15:04:46] <Bytram> order
[15:04:50] <Bytram> oder
[15:04:58] <Bytram> Das Stimt! (??)
[15:05:40] <boru> Stimmt
[15:05:50] <Bytram> Ah, dunk ya!
[15:05:54] <Bytram> =)
[15:06:33] <boru> Ach níl mo Ghearmáinis chomh mhaith...
[15:06:57] <Bytram> Es sind ungefehr Fierzig Jahren zeit ich Den Deutsche Sprache gestudiert.
[15:07:11] * Bytram was NEVER good with the capitalization!
[15:07:24] <boru> About 50% correct.
[15:07:43] <Bytram> als ist selbst anderes? =)
[15:07:45] <boru> Well no, less. I'd say 30% correct.
[15:07:51] <FatPhil> Reading on, he wastes a couple of paragraphs saying something so obvious noone has ever doubted it. Nothing to learn from those paragraphs. Then there's a paragraph which contains contradictory "facts" (either that, or a demonstration of lack of knowledge of the definition of the terms he uses)
[15:07:58] <Bytram> es tut mir leit!
[15:08:32] <boru> Kein probleme!
[15:09:05] <boru> I think I shall sit out in what remains of the sunshine, smoke my pipe and finish my beer.
[15:09:07] <carny> this needs something about avoiding infection with masks and eye protection but it's otherwise great https://youtu.be
[15:09:09] <exec> └─ 13The Coronavirus Explained & What You Should Do - YouTube
[15:09:18] <Bytram> obrigado! Merci! Grazi! etc.
[15:09:37] <boru> Go raibh maith agat!
[15:10:11] <FatPhil> OK, yep, he doesn't know what a commodity is, economically.
[15:11:46] <Bytram> yes, supposed to be unseasonably warm here, and with some sunshine, too!
[15:11:52] <Bytram> #g homogenious
[15:11:52] <MrPlow> https://www.merriam-webster.com - "Homogeny definition is - correspondence between parts or organs due to descent from the same ancestral type : homology—opposed to homoplasy."
[15:12:38] <Bytram> #g homogeneous
[15:12:39] <MrPlow> https://www.merriam-webster.com - "Homogeneous definition is - of the same or a similar kind or nature. How to use homogeneous in a sentence. Did You Know?"
[15:12:43] <Bytram> aha!
[15:13:12] <FatPhil> was gonna suggest that, it's the more common word
[15:14:28] <FatPhil> Ugh, his myths are just straw men (or more nutpicking) . This article's getting painful.
[15:14:37] <FatPhil> Are you trying to drive me to a pub?!?!?
[15:14:52] <Bytram> walking is better for your health.
[15:14:55] <Bytram> =)
[15:17:01] <Bytram> ugh... preview!!!!!
[15:38:07] <Bytram> too nice to stay indoors... back later
[15:38:15] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[15:38:30] <Bytram> Oh: https://soylentnews.org
[15:38:32] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Microsoft Defender for Linux is Coming. This is What you Need to Know
[15:38:32] <Bytram> laters
[16:22:58] <janrinok> Breaking - UK PM and Health Minister tested positive for CV-19, Chief Medical Officer has some symptoms and is self isolating
[16:23:44] <janrinok> That's 3 of the top team self isolating.
[16:36:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coronavirus: Six Heartening Stories You may have Missed - https://sylnt.us - every-cloud-has-a-silver-lining
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[17:00:26] <Ingar> Does Defender detect corona yet?
[17:10:45] <chromas> Other AVs are available for Linux. Microsoft just wants to get in on that huge financial opportunity.
[17:35:58] <Ingar> tbh
[17:36:08] <Ingar> I'd rather eat cactus than to install defender on linux
[17:37:49] <chromas> I don't know what people are complaining about. It's not like it's part of systemd yet.
[17:40:10] <Ingar> open task manager on windows, note system resource usage by anti-malware services
[18:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 10 Most(ly dead) Influential Programming Languages - https://sylnt.us - its-not-dead-its-just-resting
[18:26:30] <chromas> I thought we had that a couple weeks ago
[18:26:44] <chromas> Maybe they're moar deaderer now though
[19:14:29] <janrinok> I think we all thought that but nobody seems to have found the original. I'm sure it is there but it is sometimes difficult to remember if it was only a submission that I saw, or if it was eventually rejected.
[19:15:55] <chromas> Good point
[19:16:08] <chromas> Maybe I just saw it in the sub hole and remembered it from there
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[20:17:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Staff Giggle Beneath the Weight of a 52,000-Person Reply-All Email Storm - https://sylnt.us - should-I-reply-all-to-get-removed-from-the-list?
[20:24:47] <carny> does anyone know exactly how tall boris johnson is and how much he weighs?
[20:25:51] <carny> also does anyone have stats on the comorbidity of wuhan virus with varying levels of obesity?
[20:29:01] <Bytram> #g boris johnson wikipedia
[20:29:02] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Hon FRIBA is a British politician, writer, and former journalist serving as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Minister for ..."
[20:29:51] <Bytram> #g boris johnson height weight
[20:29:51] <MrPlow> https://www.express.co.uk - "Jun 13, 2019 ... BORIS JOHNSON has come out on top in the first round of ballots, and three MPs have been knocked out of the race to become Tory leader."
[20:30:11] <Bytram> #g boris johnson height weight -express.co
[20:30:12] <MrPlow> https://www.businessinsider.com - "Aug 22, 2019 ... From the tall Xi Jinping to the short Michael D. Higgins to the mysterious height of Kim Jong Un, ... The UK's Boris Johnson: 5-foot-9 (175 cm). <."
[20:30:26] <Bytram> #g boris johnson weight -express.co
[20:30:26] <MrPlow> https://www.dailymail.co.uk - "Jan 14, 2020 ... Vegans erupt in anger after Boris Johnson says he won't adopt the diet to drop weight because it is 'a crime against cheese lovers' - as he is ..."
[20:30:40] <Bytram> #g boris johnson weight -express.co -dailymail
[20:30:40] <MrPlow> https://www.cnn.com - "Jan 14, 2020 ... British Prime Minister Boris Johnson says he wants to lose weight in 2020, but won't go vegan because it means giving up cheese."
[20:30:49] <Bytram> #g boris johnson weight -express.co -dailymail -cheese
[20:30:50] <MrPlow> https://www.aljazeera.com - "Sep 29, 2019 ... Questions over the UK ruling party's character set to come to the fore at annual conference amid Brexit saga."
[20:31:02] <Bytram> #g boris johnson weight -express.co -dailymail -cheese -brexit
[20:31:02] <MrPlow> https://www.theguardian.com - "May 4, 2017 ... British foreign secretary makes trip to Tripoli to give personal support to peace process involving Fayez Aal-Serraj and Khalifa Haftar."
[20:31:30] <Bytram> #g "how much does boris johnson weigh?" -express.co -dailymail -cheese -brexit
[20:31:30] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[20:31:35] <Bytram> #g "how much does boris johnson weigh?"
[20:31:36] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[20:31:40] <Bytram> #g how much does boris johnson weigh?
[20:31:41] <MrPlow> https://www.express.co.uk - "Jun 13, 2019 ... But how tall is the would-be Prime Minister? ... Boris Johnson height: How tall is Boris Johnson - How much weight has he lost? BORIS ..."
[20:32:25] <Bytram> "He wrote in the column that he has been “carting around 16-and-a-half stone”."
[20:32:38] <Bytram> #g stone in pounds
[20:32:39] <MrPlow> https://www.metric-conversions.org - "Jul 22, 2018 ... A stone is a unit of weight equal to 14 pounds averdupois (or international lbs). By turn, this makes a stone equivalent to 6.35029kg. Stones to ..."
[20:32:59] <carny> that's fairly obese
[20:33:11] <Bytram> So, 5'7" and about 231 pounds
[20:33:31] <carny> It's probably going to turn out that chloroquine is a trivial cure to this thing and he'll have it knocked out in 2 days
[20:33:45] <Bytram> ==> shorter than I am and nearly twice the weight
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[20:34:10] <Bytram> #g height and weight of donald trump
[20:34:11] <MrPlow> https://www.washingtonpost.com - "Jan 16, 2018 ... For example, Kevin Durant is famously taller than his listed height of 6-9, ... more weight in sculpted muscle than Trump, whose body mass is ..."
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[20:35:15] <carny> i wouldn't bet against trump and pence both having the virus and keeping it hushed up
[20:35:50] <carny> they have members of whitehouse staff infected and in quarantine
[20:36:08] <Bytram> ^^^ "January 16, 2018 at 11:13 PM EST" "Trump was listed at 6-3 and 239 pounds." "Adding to some online observers’ skepticism that Trump’s measurements were accurate was the fact that 239 pounds, at 6-3, conveniently put his body mass index at 29.9 — just below the 30.0 threshold for him to be officially described as obese, rather than merely overweight."
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[20:36:41] <carny> yeah there's no way he's under 30.
[20:37:19] <carny> i don't think he's done any exercise except golf in decades
[20:37:45] <Bytram> Yes, there is so much exercise involved in riding a golf cart!
[20:38:19] <Bytram> #g mulligan
[20:38:20] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "A Mulligan, in a game, happens when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action; usually due to lack of skill or bitter luck. A \"Do-Over\"."
[20:38:51] <Bytram> #g bankruptcy
[20:38:51] <MrPlow> https://www.uscourts.gov - "Filing bankruptcy can help a person by discarding debt or making a plan to repay debts. A bankruptcy case normally begins when the debtor files a petition with ..."
[20:39:37] <Bytram> #g gold score
[20:39:38] <MrPlow> https://www.imdb.com - "Salvatore Allante a sociopath who is the head of an Italian crime syndicate physically destroys everything and everyone around him except for his one true love."
[20:39:53] <Bytram> typo!
[20:39:56] <Bytram> #g golf score
[20:39:56] <MrPlow> https://www.espn.com - "ESPN's up-to-the-minute leaderboard of the Charles Schwab Challenge golf tournament."
[20:40:06] <Bytram> #g golf score wikipedia
[20:40:06] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org(score) - "In golf, par is the predetermined number of strokes that a scratch (or 0 handicap) golfer should require to complete a hole, a round or a tournament (the sum of ..."
[20:43:18] * Bytram wonders what Donald Trump's handicap is?
[20:43:34] <Bytram> golf, that is.
[20:47:05] <Bytram> A golfer whose handicap is zero is referred to a scratch golfer, and one whose handicap is approximately 18 as a bogey golfer.
[20:49:33] <chromas> Can there be a negative handicap?
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[20:55:07] <Bytram> no eyed ear
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[21:10:30] <driveby> https://twitter.com
[21:10:32] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[21:10:47] <driveby> https://thediplomat.com
[21:10:49] <exec> └─ 13Can China’s COVID-19 Statistics Be Trusted? – The Diplomat
[21:41:05] <FatPhil> fux - the clampdown is getting closer
[21:42:23] <FatPhil> we were just smuggled out of the bar unde a blanket by the owners
[21:47:29] <chromas> sars blankets?
[22:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Revisiting Decades-Old Voyager 2 Data, Scientists Find One More Secret About Uranus - https://sylnt.us - the-jokes-just-write-themselves
[22:26:45] <FatPhil> https://www.facebook.com
[22:26:47] <exec> └─ 13Gert Snyers - Lyrics by Dana Jay Bein - Vocals by Adrian...
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[23:24:15] <chromas> Headline should be Scientists Pull One More Secret Out of Uranus
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