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[00:38:05] <FatPhil> ISO Tin Whiskers beer
[00:43:46] <FatPhil> Fux, someone referencing The Stray Cat Strut!?!??!
[00:44:03] <FatPhil> n.p. Stray Cat Strut https://www.youtube.com
[00:44:04] <systemd> ^ 03Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut (Official Video)
[00:44:20] <FatPhil> I got twat class, and I got twat style
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[01:11:59] <FatPhil> https://www.youtube.com
[01:12:00] <systemd> ^ 03Coronavirus: Survival of the Richest!
[01:46:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Court Outlaws German Weather Service's Free Weather App - https://sylnt.us - monetizing-taxpayer-funded
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[04:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coronavirus Could Force ISPs to Abandon Data Caps Forever - https://sylnt.us - abandoned-unloved-data-caps
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[06:26:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Icelandic Supermarket Bans Cash Stored in Shoes and Bras - https://sylnt.us - Gotta-ban-them-all
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[07:11:04] <guy_> In these times, toilet paper porn is a thing
[07:11:10] <guy_> https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com
[07:11:11] <systemd> ^ 03Franklin Armory Selling Toilet Paper for $386.99 (With a FREE Binary Trigger) - The Truth About Guns
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[08:47:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Waymo Drivers vs. Coronavirus - https://sylnt.us - mobile-incubator
[09:36:59] <FatPhil> Meanwhile in Estonia: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com
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[10:07:27] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:07:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5138
[10:33:32] <guy_> newspaper gas mask, FatPhil - I guess it will slow down a virus you have sneezed out when it hits the end of the cone
[10:35:30] <guy_> I guess driveby was just driving by a few moments ago
[10:38:20] <Bytram> This prolly so obvious it explains why I am not seeing it atm...
[10:38:24] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:38:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5139
[10:38:33] <Bytram> I am trying to do something like:
[10:38:51] <Bytram> <button type="submit" formaction="#target">Skip to target</button>
[10:39:09] <Bytram> 1) Would like it to appear as a button
[10:39:54] <Bytram> 2) Action, when clicked, set window focus to the specified fragid (id="target" or name="target")
[10:40:02] <Bytram> Suggestions?
[10:40:40] <Bytram> I see the button display, but clicking it seems to be a no-op
[10:40:59] <guy_> Me?
[10:41:02] <Bytram> I'm open to a reformulation of the button element of use of some other element
[10:41:21] <guy_> My suggestion would be "Give it to Bytram, and if he can't do it, it's not worth the bother."
[10:41:23] <Bytram> consider it an "Ask #Soylent"
[10:42:27] <Bytram> Basically, I'm looking for something "prettier" than: <a href="#target">Skip to target</a>
[10:43:45] <guy_> cmn32480 can't boot any more. This terrible calamity has slowed them 33903 days, 00:02:46 from level 165
[10:43:57] <guy_> He best watch out, or his wife will be leaving him
[10:44:13] <Bytram> I appreciate the vote of confidence, but... not terribly helpful atm!
[10:44:58] <Bytram> How does it go? You don't buy coffee, you just rent it for a while.
[10:45:00] <Bytram> biab
[10:45:18] <guy_> same with beer
[11:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - United Kingdom to Introduce Security Labelling on Connected Devices - https://sylnt.us - lets-not-unfairly-start-assigning-labels-now
[11:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3+
[11:11:23] <FatPhil> karma - 3: 4
[11:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, weird
[11:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:12:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5140
[11:18:35] <Bytram> 3--
[11:18:35] <Bender> karma - 3: -1
[11:18:44] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:18:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5141
[11:25:33] <chromas> That Honeywell quantum computer sub reminded me of that Ghostbusters song so now I'm watching the music video
[11:25:44] <chromas> suddenly, a wild Trump appears
[13:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3+
[13:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that was FatPhil not bender. had me thinking there was another bug
[13:11:11] <Bytram> -3++
[13:11:26] <Bytram> (-3)++
[13:11:26] <Bender> karma - (-3): 1
[13:11:51] <Bytram> sqrt(-1)++
[13:11:53] <FatPhil> Hahahahah! :D
[13:12:13] <FatPhil> Am I evil, yes I am.
[13:19:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt am i evil
[13:19:39] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Metallica- Am I Evil? (Studio Version)
[13:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole pre-douchebag metallica
[13:20:34] <FatPhil> #yt diamond head am i evil
[13:20:34] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Diamond Head - Am I Evil
[13:20:45] <FatPhil> good old pre-metallica
[13:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Antiaging Biochemical Mechanism Found in Mouse, Bat and Naked Mole Rat Cells - https://sylnt.us - eternally-young
[13:27:10] <FatPhil> https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[13:27:12] <systemd> ^ 03Porn site gives free access to Italians amid coronavirus lockdown
[13:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[13:28:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, now that's some charity i can get behind. and spank.
[13:40:44] <Bytram> Time to get going about my day... catch y'all later!
[14:11:41] <pinchy> shout outs to diamund heed
[14:16:34] <FatPhil> http://hoult.org
[14:29:43] <FatPhil> self-quarantine = infrequent, alas (anagram)
[14:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> me and The Roomie done decided if we catch that shit we're gonna go quarantine ourselves at the river with a couple tents some fishing gear for a couple few weeks.
[14:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> couple sacks of corn meal, some salt, some pepper, and plenty o beverages should cover it.
[14:34:51] <chromas> No meat?
[14:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> incentive to actually catch some fish
[14:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, peanut oil too. can't forget that.
[14:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we catch fish, fry the fish in it. if we don't, fry hush puppies in it.
[14:39:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> PSA: don't forget to mix some tobasco in with your hand sanitizer. it'll prevent you from touching your eyes, nose, or mouth (more than once).
[14:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, guess i should start packing. headin out tomorrow for a week.
[15:31:14] <FatPhil> bunny-suit just jumped out of a plaguewagon only 50m from here!!!!
[15:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[15:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't ya wish they wore playboy bunny suits instead of them things?
[15:47:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smart Speakers “Accidentally” Listen Up to 19 Times A Day - https://sylnt.us - what-was-that-you-said?
[17:12:52] <pinchy> its time for EF to grace us with his presence
[17:18:48] <FatPhil> shit, I just did arsehole table selection in the restaurant
[17:19:22] <FatPhil> I didn't sit at an edge or a corner and have put 8 neighbouring tables out of action
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[18:10:40] <pinchy> FatPhil is the restaurant equalizer. this fall on ABC
[18:18:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Honeywell Develops a Quantum Computer - https://sylnt.us - that-explains-the-hot-flashes
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[18:59:53] <RandomFactor> @themightybuzzard for source of inspiration check https://www.youtube.com but for the 70's that was very much a predictor of the future.
[19:00:20] <AnonymousCoward> ~arthur fbe3b8
[19:00:54] <AnonymousCoward> #smake exec
[19:00:54] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with rubber duck-shaped dildo
[19:00:54] <RandomFactor> ARTHUR: 3400-year-old ballgame court unearthed in mountains of Mexico
[19:01:12] * RandomFactor wonders if AC will be fooled
[19:01:28] <AnonymousCoward> oh good, it worked...
[19:01:37] <RandomFactor> /victorydance
[19:02:00] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[19:02:01] <systemd> ^ 03Gustav Holst - Mars
[19:03:45] <AnonymousCoward> #submit https://www.innovations-report.com
[19:03:45] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[19:03:53] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.innovations-report.com
[19:03:55] <systemd> Submitting "A newly discovered memory in our bones: Blood stem cells boost immunity by keeping a record of previous infections"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.innovations-report.com )
[19:04:17] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "08A Newly Discovered Memory in Our Bones: Blood Stem Cells Boost Immunity by Keeping a Record of Previ" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:05:55] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://threatpost.com
[19:05:57] <systemd> Submitting "Akamai Talks Massive Uptick in Credential-Stuffing Attacks Against Bank APIs"...
[19:06:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Akamai Talks Massive Uptick in Credential-Stuffing Attacks Against Bank APIs" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:06:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iceland Supermarket Bans Cash Stored in Shoes and Bras - https://sylnt.us - gotta-ban-them-all
[19:08:01] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com https://www.cnet.com
[19:08:03] <systemd> Submitting "Bill Gates steps down from Microsoft board"...
[19:08:20] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://phys.org
[19:08:22] <systemd> Submitting "Bacteria form biofilms like settlers form cities"...
[19:08:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Bill Gates Steps Down From Microsoft Board" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:08:27] <RandomFactor> https://threatpost.com
[19:08:28] <systemd> ^ 03Researchers Warn of Novel PXJ Ransomware Strain ( https://threatpost.com )
[19:08:37] <RandomFactor> Is everything going to be "Novel" now?
[19:08:38] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.theregister.co.uk
[19:08:39] <systemd> Submitting "Avast pulls plug on insecure JavaScript engine in its security software suite"...
[19:08:44] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Bacteria Form Biofilms Like Settlers Form Cities" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:08:58] <AnonymousCoward> That's a very Novel question.
[19:09:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Avast Pulls Plug on Insecure JavaScript Engine in its Security Software Suite" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:09:38] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://phys.org
[19:09:40] <systemd> Submitting "Astrophysicists wear 3-D glasses to watch quasars"...
[19:10:02] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Astrophysicists Wear 3-D Glasses to Watch Quasars" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:13:05] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[19:13:06] <systemd> Submitting "Breakthrough made towards building the world's most powerful particle accelerator"...
[19:13:24] <RandomFactor> Imma guess magnets?
[19:13:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Breakthrough Made Towards Building the World's Most Powerful Particle Accelerator" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:17:25] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://hackaday.com
[19:17:26] <systemd> Submitting "Inside A CAN Bus Mileage Manipulator"...
[19:17:44] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://phys.org
[19:17:46] <systemd> Submitting "India's Chandrayaan 2 is creating the highest-resolution map we have of the moon"...
[19:17:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Inside A CAN Bus Mileage Manipulator" (3 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:17:58] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[19:17:59] <systemd> Submitting "Ice Lake GPU underperforming? Put it in powersave mode. Wait, what?"...
[19:18:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03India's Chandrayaan 2 is Creating the Highest-resolution Map We Have of the Moon" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:18:21] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Ice Lake GPU Underperforming? Put It in Powersave Mode. Wait, What?" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:19:08] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.theregister.co.uk
[19:19:09] <systemd> Submitting "How's this for a JEDI mind trick? AWS waves hand, has Uncle Sam 'reconsider' $10bn contract award to Microsoft"...
[19:19:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "08How's This for a JEDI Mind Trick? AWS Waves Hand, Has Uncle Sam 'reconsider' $10bn Contract Award to" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:19:44] <RandomFactor> Who to root for...
[19:19:53] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://phys.org
[19:19:55] <systemd> Submitting "How AI could help translate the written language of ancient civilizations"...
[19:20:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How AI Could Help Translate the Written Language of Ancient Civilizations" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:21:21] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://phys.org
[19:21:22] <systemd> Submitting "Mechanical forces shape animal 'origami' precisely despite 'noise'"...
[19:21:44] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Mechanical Forces Shape Animal 'origami' Precisely Despite 'noise'" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[19:23:07] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com https://www.cnet.com
[19:23:09] <systemd> Submitting "Monty Python's silly walk: A gait analysis and wake-up call to peer review inefficiencies"...
[19:23:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Monty Python's Silly Walk: A Gait Analysis and Wake-up Call to Peer Review Inefficiencies" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[20:36:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bill Gates Steps Down from Microsoft's Board - https://sylnt.us - bored-of-the-board
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[20:56:29] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://phys.org
[20:56:31] <systemd> Submitting "New record set for cryptographic challenge"...
[20:56:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Record Set for Cryptographic Challenge" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:57:05] <AnonymousCoward> =submit https://phys.org
[20:57:07] <systemd> Submitting "New universal carrier ink for 3-D printing"...
[20:57:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Universal Carrier Ink for 3-D Printing" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[22:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nerds Wake Up in Utopia where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports are Canceled, Socializing Forbidden - https://sylnt.us - sign-me-up-for-the-next-hermit-convention
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