#soylent | Logs for 2020-02-08

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[23:57:29] * Deucalion opens the bar
[23:57:22] * Deucalion puts more logs on the fire
[23:38:09] <Bytram> afk / biab
[23:38:01] * Bytram takes a break to watch a movie
[23:36:59] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Brigitte Bardot La Verite English Subtitles
[23:36:59] <Bytram> #yt qWnsdigcny0
[23:31:45] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
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[22:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using Neutrons and X-Rays to Analyze the Aging of Lithium Batteries - https://sylnt.us - looking-inside
[22:09:30] <MrPlow> Downtown Texarkana Post Office, 501 North State Line Ave, Texarkana, AR 71854, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 62/45F, Humidity: 68%, Precip: 9%, Wind ~4mph. Sun: "Rain in the evening and overnight." 70/57F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 87%, Wind ~10mph. Mon: "Light rain throughout the day." 59/42F, Humidity: 93%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~7mph.
[22:09:28] <Runaway1956> #weather
[22:09:16] <Runaway1956> =weather
[22:08:54] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[22:08:47] <Runaway1956> hot is relative - I was most definitely uncomfortable
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[22:07:57] <Deucalion> But the mere action of trying to escape them would make me think you believe them to be sentient and out to entrap you. Else you would have said "untangled from" or "get from under". How hot is too hot BTW?
[22:06:21] <Runaway1956> I've never attempted to communicate with them
[22:06:01] <Deucalion> Are your bed covers sentient?
[22:05:29] <Deucalion> Ooooh Matron! Is that Earl Grey sloshing in me? How fragrant! :D
[22:05:29] <Runaway1956> it's too hot already, I fell out of bed trying to escape the covers
[22:04:31] * Deucalion melts from the inside
[22:04:16] <Runaway1956> kinky
[22:03:58] * chromas fills up Deucalion with hot steamy goodness
[22:02:45] <Deucalion> I'd offer to help but between having no clue what the ed onboarding process is, the unfamiliarity with the editing tools and the utter lack of available time - I'd be better off volunteering as a teapot.
[22:02:39] <Bytram> afk biab
[22:02:32] <Bytram> ;)
[22:02:25] <Bytram> Oh, and might want to keep the ZNC setup instructions handy, too.
[22:02:03] <Bytram> Hope you are doing okay!
[22:01:58] <Bytram> Really don't like doing this as it is rare for our paths to cross, but I've been at it here for a few hours and need to take a break.
[22:00:49] <Deucalion> ok
[22:00:42] <Bytram> he's number one here ^^^
[22:00:26] <Bytram> yep, one is pretty much up-to-speed, but a tad ill atm. Another has been given a bare intro and will need a few more days' training (but is studying for an exam, so that is put off for a few days), and there's a third guy I have just started to exchange emails with with no hands on training as yet.
[22:00:14] <Deucalion> How is spiral coming along or is that a topic for the channel that must not be named?
[21:59:23] * Deucalion eyes the ominous pile of post stacked near the front door.... know that feeling.
[21:58:27] <Deucalion> Nice. That's where the vast bulk of the real work is done and sorely needed :D
[21:58:25] * Bytram is trying to get enough stories queued up so he can actually step back and focus on some way-too-long-delayed IRL stuff.
[21:57:38] <Bytram> guess eta inorrectlty
[21:57:26] <Bytram> going okay, got a couple new folk onboarding for editorial
[21:57:15] <Deucalion> That was 49 seconds.... did you have it on 8x speed?
[21:57:03] * Bytram had a few interruptions.
[21:56:46] <Bytram> Sorry was trying to finish watching a 15 minute video that I started 2 hours ago.
[21:55:56] <Bytram> give me two mnues
[21:55:46] <Deucalion> How goes it?
[21:55:36] <Bytram> Deucalion: ahoy!
[21:55:20] <Deucalion> o/ ahoy Bytram
[21:47:10] * Deucalion lights the logs in the fireplace
[21:35:11] <Bytram> lol
[21:30:37] <chromas> It's my iBone and I'll pry if I want to
[21:29:38] <Bytram> If Steve Jobs were still around, I wonder if he would say "You're holding it wrong"?
[21:29:09] <systemd> ^ 03Seeing blue after the little blue pill: Viagra could lead to visual pr
[21:29:06] <Bytram> https://www.scimex.org
[21:18:00] <systemd> ^ 03Seeing blue after the little blue pill: Viagra could lead to visual pr
[21:17:58] <chromas> https://www.scimex.org
[20:47:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Galaxy Formation Simulated Without Dark Matter - https://sylnt.us - now-do-it-for-real
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[18:26:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The 120-Year Old Cold Case for the Grignard Reaction is Finally Solved - https://sylnt.us - it's-about-time
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[17:11:45] * Runaway1956 wanders off to the rain locker to wash his hair before falling in bed
[17:10:51] <RandomFactor> Might get a little bored
[17:10:25] <Runaway1956> you're waiting for the heat death of the universe, it looks
[17:10:13] <Runaway1956> Yeah, some of those numbers are a little high
[17:10:09] <RandomFactor> I hope to hang out long enough make level 46
[17:09:46] <RandomFactor> [12:09.20] <NerdRPG> You are RandomFactor, the level 45 Cataclyst. Next level in 9321623 days, 15:13:40
[17:09:44] <RandomFactor> I'm bugged somehow in that
[17:09:15] <Runaway1956> Is his last name Biden?
[17:08:59] <Runaway1956> Ewwwwww - that nasty assed flying spaghetti monster has been fondling my hair in IRPG
[17:04:08] <RandomFactor> s*
[17:03:51] <RandomFactor> Just Deserts
[17:03:44] * RandomFactor nods at Runaway1956
[17:03:42] * SoyBull mounts pinchy
[17:02:50] <Runaway1956> I think it was pinchy
[17:01:28] <RandomFactor> Someone sumoooooned Soybull?
[17:01:13] * SoyBull looks around for a cow to mount
[17:01:04] <SoyBull> someone said cow?
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[16:59:46] <pinchy> muh donut eating passive aggressive cow orkers
[16:59:39] * RandomFactor silently goes through the near infinite possibilities
[16:59:03] <pinchy> what in the dubya tee eff
[16:40:50] <Runaway1956> you're not cheating, you're cheaping
[16:40:33] <Runaway1956> lol
[16:40:16] <RandomFactor> It would probably be cheating to setup up rules to intercept any messages from yourself with the string 'donut' in them, but I'm cheap.
[16:39:39] <Runaway1956> Would it be cheating to watch over someone's shoulder to get the password?
[16:39:08] <Runaway1956> sounds like fun
[16:38:21] <RandomFactor> We play a game at work. Anyone that leaves their machine unlocked, sends and email or chat to the group letting them know they will bring donuts the next day.
[16:38:07] * Runaway1956 sighs
[16:38:03] <Runaway1956> I had to pass on eating donuts . . .
[16:37:41] <Runaway1956> I LOVE those things - but in recent weeks, I've figured out they don't love me back
[16:37:18] <Runaway1956> they brought about 8 dozen donuts to work
[16:37:08] <Runaway1956> I learned this morning that my coworkers hate me
[16:36:06] <systemd> <p><b>In the heat of the night</b> [$], <cite>Science</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1126/science.aba4484">10.1126/science.aba4484</a>)</p>
[16:35:58] <RandomFactor> =cite https://science.sciencemag.org
[16:35:50] <Runaway1956> I had a pack of muons around here somewhere - mint flavored I think
[16:35:32] <systemd> <p><b>Mosquito heat seeking is driven by an ancestral cooling receptor</b> [$], <cite>Science</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1126/science.aay9847">10.1126/science.aay9847</a>)</p>
[16:35:29] <RandomFactor> =cite https://science.sciencemag.org
[16:35:14] <RandomFactor> :-P
[16:34:31] <Runaway1956> Oooooh, don't let Aristarchus get hold of that!
[16:33:42] <RandomFactor> In other news, obscure genre crossover wordplay "Muon Lab' on 'Molon Labe" by random internet commenter goes unnoticed.
[16:33:33] <Runaway1956> Minnesota woman indicted for lactating corona milk on her baby.
[16:32:10] <Runaway1956> Florida man indicted for breathing on fellow passengers on Miami bus.
[16:29:14] <Runaway1956> Don't breathe near me, Bro!
[16:25:05] <Runaway1956> A flock of coronavirus has been observed flying from China to the US by way of the north pole.
[16:06:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Phishers Impersonate WHO, Exploit Coronavirus-Related Anxiety - https://sylnt.us - people-still-click-on-links-in-email?
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[13:46:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russians Engaging in Ongoing 'Information Warfare,' FBI Director Says - https://sylnt.us - happening-since-the-start-of-the-Cold-War
[12:50:16] <FatPhil> now watching the #4 in the world take our local girl out. Fed Cup is in town...
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[12:48:05] <SoyCow7151> ~blame
[12:47:37] <SoyCow7151> ~time wuhan
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[11:48:18] * chromas sets a lamp in the corner
[11:26:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Genetically Engineered Moth Released for First Time - https://sylnt.us - job-with-all-the-sex-a-moth-could-want
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[09:05:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Highest Recorded Temperatures in Antarctica Announced: Up to 67.6 F - https://sylnt.us - Up!-Up!-And-awaaaaay!
[06:46:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Novel Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) Roundup - https://sylnt.us - sick-and-tired-of-being-sick-and-tired
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[04:18:54] <Bytram> put a fork in it... I'm ready for bed. Have a great night everyone!
[04:15:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ballaké Sissoko's Kora Dismantled by American TSA - https://sylnt.us - home-of-the-brave,-land-of-the-ham-fisted
[03:43:39] <chromas> Running it in wine. It's just using up 200% cpu accomplishing nothing. it's just like running windows update
[03:34:53] <chromas> No Linux support, but the new MS Edge is even available for Win7
[03:04:31] * Bytram starts to wind things down for the evening... takes a look in to see what's been happening.
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[02:03:58] <Cascade> implied
[01:58:29] <FatPhil> impregnated?
[01:57:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Radiation-Resistant Graphite-Eating Fungus - https://sylnt.us - weird-science
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[01:39:54] <Cascade> impotent
[01:38:43] <FatPhil> get me impersonated?
[01:37:54] <Cascade> Time to call up your place of work and get you fired, deplatformed and depersoned
[01:37:19] <FatPhil> it's possible to read that into my ultimate troll post, so, yes-ish.
[01:22:48] <chromas> Did you talk about trannies & SJWs?
[01:22:06] <FatPhil> I give up. I play the best piss-off-everybody troll post of the year, some extremely (too) subtle wind-up posts, and tonights mod haul is nothing but 14 +1's. What do I need to do to get those hatemods?
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[00:37:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Phishers Impersonate WHO, Exploit Coronavirus-related Anxiety - Help Net Security" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:37:00] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Galaxy Formation Simulated Without Dark Matter" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:36:51] <systemd> Submitting "Phishers impersonate WHO, exploit coronavirus-related anxiety - Help Net Security"...
[00:36:50] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[00:36:38] <systemd> Submitting "Galaxy formation simulated without dark matter"...
[00:36:36] <RandomFactor> =submit https://phys.org
[00:14:17] <systemd> ^ 03Phishers impersonate WHO, exploit coronavirus-related anxiety - Help Net Security
[00:14:16] <RandomFactor> https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[00:10:46] <systemd> ^ 03Galaxy formation simulated without dark matter
[00:10:45] <RandomFactor> https://phys.org