#soylent | Logs for 2020-02-08

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[00:10:45] <RandomFactor> https://phys.org
[00:10:46] <systemd> ^ 03Galaxy formation simulated without dark matter
[00:14:16] <RandomFactor> https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[00:14:17] <systemd> ^ 03Phishers impersonate WHO, exploit coronavirus-related anxiety - Help Net Security
[00:36:36] <RandomFactor> =submit https://phys.org
[00:36:38] <systemd> Submitting "Galaxy formation simulated without dark matter"...
[00:36:50] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[00:36:51] <systemd> Submitting "Phishers impersonate WHO, exploit coronavirus-related anxiety - Help Net Security"...
[00:37:00] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Galaxy Formation Simulated Without Dark Matter" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:37:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Phishers Impersonate WHO, Exploit Coronavirus-related Anxiety - Help Net Security" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[01:22:06] <FatPhil> I give up. I play the best piss-off-everybody troll post of the year, some extremely (too) subtle wind-up posts, and tonights mod haul is nothing but 14 +1's. What do I need to do to get those hatemods?
[01:22:48] <chromas> Did you talk about trannies & SJWs?
[01:37:19] <FatPhil> it's possible to read that into my ultimate troll post, so, yes-ish.
[01:37:54] <Cascade> Time to call up your place of work and get you fired, deplatformed and depersoned
[01:38:43] <FatPhil> get me impersonated?
[01:39:54] <Cascade> impotent
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[01:57:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Radiation-Resistant Graphite-Eating Fungus - https://sylnt.us - weird-science
[01:58:29] <FatPhil> impregnated?
[02:03:58] <Cascade> implied
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[03:04:31] * Bytram starts to wind things down for the evening... takes a look in to see what's been happening.
[03:34:53] <chromas> No Linux support, but the new MS Edge is even available for Win7
[03:43:39] <chromas> Running it in wine. It's just using up 200% cpu accomplishing nothing. it's just like running windows update
[04:15:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ballaké Sissoko's Kora Dismantled by American TSA - https://sylnt.us - home-of-the-brave,-land-of-the-ham-fisted
[04:18:54] <Bytram> put a fork in it... I'm ready for bed. Have a great night everyone!
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[06:46:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Novel Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) Roundup - https://sylnt.us - sick-and-tired-of-being-sick-and-tired
[09:05:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Highest Recorded Temperatures in Antarctica Announced: Up to 67.6 F - https://sylnt.us - Up!-Up!-And-awaaaaay!
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[11:26:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Genetically Engineered Moth Released for First Time - https://sylnt.us - job-with-all-the-sex-a-moth-could-want
[11:48:18] * chromas sets a lamp in the corner
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[12:47:37] <SoyCow7151> ~time wuhan
[12:48:05] <SoyCow7151> ~blame
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[12:50:16] <FatPhil> now watching the #4 in the world take our local girl out. Fed Cup is in town...
[13:46:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russians Engaging in Ongoing 'Information Warfare,' FBI Director Says - https://sylnt.us - happening-since-the-start-of-the-Cold-War
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[16:06:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Phishers Impersonate WHO, Exploit Coronavirus-Related Anxiety - https://sylnt.us - people-still-click-on-links-in-email?
[16:25:05] <Runaway1956> A flock of coronavirus has been observed flying from China to the US by way of the north pole.
[16:29:14] <Runaway1956> Don't breathe near me, Bro!
[16:32:10] <Runaway1956> Florida man indicted for breathing on fellow passengers on Miami bus.
[16:33:33] <Runaway1956> Minnesota woman indicted for lactating corona milk on her baby.
[16:33:42] <RandomFactor> In other news, obscure genre crossover wordplay "Muon Lab' on 'Molon Labe" by random internet commenter goes unnoticed.
[16:34:31] <Runaway1956> Oooooh, don't let Aristarchus get hold of that!
[16:35:14] <RandomFactor> :-P
[16:35:29] <RandomFactor> =cite https://science.sciencemag.org
[16:35:32] <systemd> Mosquito heat seeking is driven by an ancestral cooling receptor [$], <cite>Science</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1126/science.aay9847">10.1126/science.aay9847</a>)
[16:35:50] <Runaway1956> I had a pack of muons around here somewhere - mint flavored I think
[16:35:58] <RandomFactor> =cite https://science.sciencemag.org
[16:36:06] <systemd> In the heat of the night [$], <cite>Science</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1126/science.aba4484">10.1126/science.aba4484</a>)
[16:37:08] <Runaway1956> I learned this morning that my coworkers hate me
[16:37:18] <Runaway1956> they brought about 8 dozen donuts to work
[16:37:41] <Runaway1956> I LOVE those things - but in recent weeks, I've figured out they don't love me back
[16:38:03] <Runaway1956> I had to pass on eating donuts . . .
[16:38:07] * Runaway1956 sighs
[16:38:21] <RandomFactor> We play a game at work. Anyone that leaves their machine unlocked, sends and email or chat to the group letting them know they will bring donuts the next day.
[16:39:08] <Runaway1956> sounds like fun
[16:39:39] <Runaway1956> Would it be cheating to watch over someone's shoulder to get the password?
[16:40:16] <RandomFactor> It would probably be cheating to setup up rules to intercept any messages from yourself with the string 'donut' in them, but I'm cheap.
[16:40:33] <Runaway1956> lol
[16:40:50] <Runaway1956> you're not cheating, you're cheaping
[16:59:03] <pinchy> what in the dubya tee eff
[16:59:39] * RandomFactor silently goes through the near infinite possibilities
[16:59:46] <pinchy> muh donut eating passive aggressive cow orkers
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[17:01:04] <SoyBull> someone said cow?
[17:01:13] * SoyBull looks around for a cow to mount
[17:01:28] <RandomFactor> Someone sumoooooned Soybull?
[17:02:50] <Runaway1956> I think it was pinchy
[17:03:42] * SoyBull mounts pinchy
[17:03:44] * RandomFactor nods at Runaway1956
[17:03:51] <RandomFactor> Just Deserts
[17:04:08] <RandomFactor> s*
[17:08:59] <Runaway1956> Ewwwwww - that nasty assed flying spaghetti monster has been fondling my hair in IRPG
[17:09:15] <Runaway1956> Is his last name Biden?
[17:09:44] <RandomFactor> I'm bugged somehow in that
[17:09:46] <RandomFactor> [12:09.20] <NerdRPG> You are RandomFactor, the level 45 Cataclyst. Next level in 9321623 days, 15:13:40
[17:10:09] <RandomFactor> I hope to hang out long enough make level 46
[17:10:13] <Runaway1956> Yeah, some of those numbers are a little high
[17:10:25] <Runaway1956> you're waiting for the heat death of the universe, it looks
[17:10:51] <RandomFactor> Might get a little bored
[17:11:45] * Runaway1956 wanders off to the rain locker to wash his hair before falling in bed
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[18:26:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The 120-Year Old Cold Case for the Grignard Reaction is Finally Solved - https://sylnt.us - it's-about-time
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[20:47:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Galaxy Formation Simulated Without Dark Matter - https://sylnt.us - now-do-it-for-real
[21:17:58] <chromas> https://www.scimex.org
[21:18:00] <systemd> ^ 03Seeing blue after the little blue pill: Viagra could lead to visual pr
[21:29:06] <Bytram> https://www.scimex.org
[21:29:09] <systemd> ^ 03Seeing blue after the little blue pill: Viagra could lead to visual pr
[21:29:38] <Bytram> If Steve Jobs were still around, I wonder if he would say "You're holding it wrong"?
[21:30:37] <chromas> It's my iBone and I'll pry if I want to
[21:35:11] <Bytram> lol
[21:47:10] * Deucalion lights the logs in the fireplace
[21:55:20] <Deucalion> o/ ahoy Bytram
[21:55:36] <Bytram> Deucalion: ahoy!
[21:55:46] <Deucalion> How goes it?
[21:55:56] <Bytram> give me two mnues
[21:56:46] <Bytram> Sorry was trying to finish watching a 15 minute video that I started 2 hours ago.
[21:57:03] * Bytram had a few interruptions.
[21:57:15] <Deucalion> That was 49 seconds.... did you have it on 8x speed?
[21:57:26] <Bytram> going okay, got a couple new folk onboarding for editorial
[21:57:38] <Bytram> guess eta inorrectlty
[21:58:25] * Bytram is trying to get enough stories queued up so he can actually step back and focus on some way-too-long-delayed IRL stuff.
[21:58:27] <Deucalion> Nice. That's where the vast bulk of the real work is done and sorely needed :D
[21:59:23] * Deucalion eyes the ominous pile of post stacked near the front door.... know that feeling.
[22:00:14] <Deucalion> How is spiral coming along or is that a topic for the channel that must not be named?
[22:00:26] <Bytram> yep, one is pretty much up-to-speed, but a tad ill atm. Another has been given a bare intro and will need a few more days' training (but is studying for an exam, so that is put off for a few days), and there's a third guy I have just started to exchange emails with with no hands on training as yet.
[22:00:42] <Bytram> he's number one here ^^^
[22:00:49] <Deucalion> ok
[22:01:58] <Bytram> Really don't like doing this as it is rare for our paths to cross, but I've been at it here for a few hours and need to take a break.
[22:02:03] <Bytram> Hope you are doing okay!
[22:02:25] <Bytram> Oh, and might want to keep the ZNC setup instructions handy, too.
[22:02:32] <Bytram> ;)
[22:02:39] <Bytram> afk biab
[22:02:45] <Deucalion> I'd offer to help but between having no clue what the ed onboarding process is, the unfamiliarity with the editing tools and the utter lack of available time - I'd be better off volunteering as a teapot.
[22:03:58] * chromas fills up Deucalion with hot steamy goodness
[22:04:16] <Runaway1956> kinky
[22:04:31] * Deucalion melts from the inside
[22:05:29] <Runaway1956> it's too hot already, I fell out of bed trying to escape the covers
[22:05:29] <Deucalion> Ooooh Matron! Is that Earl Grey sloshing in me? How fragrant! :D
[22:06:01] <Deucalion> Are your bed covers sentient?
[22:06:21] <Runaway1956> I've never attempted to communicate with them
[22:07:57] <Deucalion> But the mere action of trying to escape them would make me think you believe them to be sentient and out to entrap you. Else you would have said "untangled from" or "get from under". How hot is too hot BTW?
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[22:08:47] <Runaway1956> hot is relative - I was most definitely uncomfortable
[22:08:54] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[22:09:16] <Runaway1956> =weather
[22:09:28] <Runaway1956> #weather
[22:09:30] <MrPlow> Downtown Texarkana Post Office, 501 North State Line Ave, Texarkana, AR 71854, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 62/45F, Humidity: 68%, Precip: 9%, Wind ~4mph. Sun: "Rain in the evening and overnight." 70/57F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 87%, Wind ~10mph. Mon: "Light rain throughout the day." 59/42F, Humidity: 93%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~7mph.
[22:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using Neutrons and X-Rays to Analyze the Aging of Lithium Batteries - https://sylnt.us - looking-inside
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[23:31:45] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[23:36:59] <Bytram> #yt qWnsdigcny0
[23:36:59] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Brigitte Bardot La Verite English Subtitles
[23:38:01] * Bytram takes a break to watch a movie
[23:38:09] <Bytram> afk / biab
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[23:57:29] * Deucalion opens the bar