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[00:08:32] <Sulla> 2019-nCoV is likely .1 microns, construction respirators are normally at .25 to .3
[00:09:10] <Sulla> But, being that its not airborn, you only need to worry about sneeze/cough dropplet size
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[00:09:45] <Sulla> Also kind of pointless at this point using any sort of face mask unless you also plan to use sealed goggles
[00:17:36] <pinchy> home depot paint mask with charcoal filter
[00:28:50] <chromas> hazmat suits for all
[00:28:54] <chromas> or bubbles
[00:33:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define farticle
[00:33:37] <exec> [local] farticle: What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[00:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt vnvMcX95G20
[00:45:04] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Dělová Koule Rychlejší koně https://www.youtube.com
[00:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell?
[00:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt tom t hall faster horses
[00:45:37] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Tom T. Hall - Faster Horses (The Cowboy and The Poet)
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[01:37:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple is Officially Done Rebuilding its Maps in the US - https://sylnt.us - now-don't-move-anything
[02:28:58] <AzumaHazuki> So, suggested feature: "friendblock." Someone friends you, you hit a button, it's undone and they can't any longer
[02:29:29] <AzumaHazuki> fusta finally dropped his true-neutral act and admitted he's never been anything but a troll, and for some reason friended me. this is the equivalent of being a gross subway groper
[02:30:01] <AzumaHazuki> seeing as I haven't perfected "steel-toed boot to the ham'n'eggs over TCP/IP" yet...
[02:31:13] <Bytram> so... friend *him* and drive him crazy trying to figure out what is going on
[02:33:29] <Bytram> I have absolutely *NO* control over a given user choosing to make me a friend, a foe, or something else. What he does is on *him*, not you.
[02:33:30] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[02:33:32] <systemd> ^ 03Sunshine - Jonathan Edwards original song and lyrics
[02:33:41] <Bytram> break time
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[03:46:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2019-nCoV Coronavirus Story Roundup - https://sylnt.us - It-seems-the-only-sure-way-to-avoid-getting-the-virus-is-to-give-up-breathing.
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[06:06:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MoviePass is Deader than Ever as Parent Company Officially Files for Bankruptcy - https://sylnt.us - if-it-sounds-to-good-to-be-true
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[08:37:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Wants to Fine One Man Almost $13 Million for Making 6,000 Robocalls - https://sylnt.us - that's-one-way-to-garner-notoriety
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[09:37:02] <FatPhil> why does the afterlife seem to resemble the same tawdry world I left last night?
[09:43:46] <inz> Death is a lie!
[09:44:03] <inz> and so is the cake
[09:44:15] <FatPhil> I didn't have a brexitday cake yesterday
[09:44:35] <FatPhil> I had a "Bitter Brexit" beer last night (Finnish, by the way)
[09:46:00] <inz> Let's see how long till they coma a-knocking for a re-entry
[09:46:29] <FatPhil> burning up on re-entry
[09:49:30] <FatPhil> I obviously have some mates in the UK, but I also have a schadenfreude lobe in my brain about the size of an elephant, and I am looking forward to some crash-and-burn
[09:50:32] <inz> Start up EU armed forces, take over UK and end the mutiny.
[09:51:21] <FatPhil> the Boston tea party this time will start in Lincolnshire
[09:54:08] <FatPhil> unless something kicks off in chinatown before then ;-)
[09:55:36] * FatPhil looks at the death map and tuts. Still not in the millions, not good enough. Must spread faster.
[09:56:37] <FatPhil> hahah - love the arsehole car driver story on YLE! water is wet!
[09:58:16] <FatPhil> https://yle.fi
[09:58:17] <systemd> ^ 03BMW and Audi drivers more selfish than others, study finds
[10:01:15] <inz> from the duh dept
[10:03:26] <inz> A couple of months ago I drove about 15 km on a freeway, CC set to ~105 kph (100 limit), I broke out laughing when I had been passed by 4 cars, each and every single one a bimmer
[10:03:40] <FatPhil> there's a reason stereotypes exist
[10:04:14] <inz> The best part is that those 4 were followed by 3 more before I took an exit
[10:05:53] <FatPhil> from UK road experience, I'd say beemers and volvos were the worst
[10:09:33] <inz> Normally I don't really notice any difference, bad drivers are well presented in every type of a car.
[10:09:56] <inz> (Also, research has shown, that for traffic throughput, a mix of selfish and selfless drivers is the best)
[10:11:08] <inz> My main concern here in Finland is that I've had to pull out my doggies 3 times in the last month so they don't get run over on a zebra crossing
[10:11:49] <FatPhil> I've not driven a vehicle for over 20 years, and I don't pay attention to what happens outside the bus/tram most of the time now.
[10:13:22] <inz> Tram has mass advantage to almost anything thrown in front, so it's all good :)
[10:18:27] <FatPhil> we did have a screech of metal on metal last week, and I noticed 2 people trotting away from the area. Run'em down, I say.
[10:19:48] <inz> FatPhil, it's hard to aim with a tram though :(
[10:20:13] <FatPhil> yeah, you have to be opportinist. take them when they come.
[10:23:26] <FatPhil> oooh, the Wuhan Die-nasty has reached Russia now, it seems.
[10:24:16] <inz> Trams need a go-baby-go button clearly
[10:24:25] <FatPhil> or lasers
[10:24:39] <inz> Lightspeed sounds like cheating
[10:25:25] <inz> Finland is still down to 1 case AFAIK
[10:27:35] <inz> "There is no risk that the coronavirus will spread in Russia, according to Rospotrebnadzor"
[10:28:05] <inz> Tryust yus, we know what we doink
[10:29:13] <FatPhil> a lot of the cases in foreign countries are just chinese in that country, so it's kinda fake news.
[10:30:24] <FatPhil> when members of the UK parliament get it, then we've got a story.
[10:30:56] <inz> Just close the doors and let them figure it out
[10:31:16] <FatPhil> give'em a couple of weeks, just to be sure.
[10:31:39] <inz> Shutter the water pipes too, just in case.
[10:32:24] <chromas> Are all the victims Chinese?
[10:32:46] <FatPhil> there's a german man
[10:32:55] <chromas> Must be a CIA plot to destroy Huawei
[10:33:24] <inz> I think some of the cases in russia were russian students who had been studying in china
[10:34:18] <FatPhil> https://www.zerohedge.com
[10:34:19] <systemd> ^ 03Coronavirus Contains "HIV Insertions", Stoking Fears Over Artificially Created Bioweapon
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[10:50:29] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[10:56:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UPS Buying Thousands of Electric Vans; Teaming Up with Waymo to Accelerate the Future of Delivery - https://sylnt.us - getting-plugged-in-to-the-future
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[13:15:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iowa Prosecutors Drop Charges Against Men Hired to Test Their Security - https://sylnt.us - maybe-they-should-have-tried-pencil-testing,-instead?
[14:14:39] <Bytram> .deop
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[14:25:09] <RandomFactor> =doi 10.1126/science.aba6135
[14:26:08] * RandomFactor ponders
[14:27:12] <Bytram> RandomFactor: try: =cite 10.1126/science.aba6135 like this:
[14:27:13] <Bytram> =cite 10.1126/science.aba6135
[14:27:23] <systemd> A microbiome silver bullet for honey bees [$], <cite>Science</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1126/science.aba6135">10.1126/science.aba6135</a>)
[14:27:51] <RandomFactor> oh yeah, that was it
[14:28:00] <Bytram> or, you can just give the url of a story that has a doi in it, and =cite will try to find the doi string and take it from there!
[14:34:53] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:34:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5096
[14:34:55] <Bytram> colds--
[14:34:55] <Bender> karma - colds: -45
[14:34:59] <Bytram> phlegm--
[14:34:59] <Bender> karma - phlegm: -36
[14:35:07] <Bytram> coughs--
[14:35:07] <Bender> karma - coughs: -14
[14:35:26] <janrinok> flu--
[14:35:26] <Bender> karma - flu: -3
[14:35:38] <Bytram> tru
[14:36:44] <Bytram> got a bit more sleep last night, but am running with a large deficit built up over the week and may very well go back to bed after I finish a phone call I'm expecting in the next hour or so.
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[15:23:40] <RandomFactor> no microbiome silver bullet for flu :-(
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[15:37:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Direct Memory Access Attacks – A Walk Down Memory Lane - https://sylnt.us - total-recall
[15:57:40] <RandomFactor> Happy Brexit Day
[16:23:15] <RandomFactor> =cite 10.1021/acsphotonics.9b00679
[16:23:17] <systemd> Nighttime Photovoltaic Cells: Electrical Power Generation by Optically Coupling with Deep Space, <cite>ACS Photonics</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1021/acsphotonics.9b00679">10.1021/acsphotonics.9b00679</a>)
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[16:50:56] <carny> RandomFactor2: i saw something like that in a ted type of video and it sounded a lot like free energy woo woo to me
[16:51:28] <RandomFactor> 1/4 efficiency of daytime solar cells, but still.
[16:52:03] <carny> so i guess it sort of works because you can radiate unwanted heat out to space?
[16:52:09] <RandomFactor> precisely
[16:52:34] <RandomFactor> i'm wondering if be useful on spacecraft where radiating heat is a big deal anyway
[16:53:05] <carny> that sounds more like a useful application
[16:53:17] <RandomFactor> not like clouds get in the way there :)
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[17:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Impact" Statements Cut From UK Research Proposals - https://sylnt.us - high-impact
[18:03:22] <chromas> Impact is for memes. What they should be using is Comic Sans MS
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[18:34:38] <RandomFactor> ok, that's just getting annoying. Rebooting the phone since the client appears to be in zombie mode.
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[20:34:49] <AzumaHazuki> the next door neighbors are coughing a bit. i made kung pao chicken and went heavy on the chilli and Sichuan peppercorns...oops
[20:47:39] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: It may or may not do anything to help your neighbors, but I suspect it will do a good job of keeping your sinuses clear. =)
[20:48:26] <AzumaHazuki> seems to help, yes. i think it wasn't quite authentic; the pan was kind of crowded and i had to improvise the sauce a bit
[20:48:48] <AzumaHazuki> was still really good though. ever eat something that leaves a contented, warm feeling in you about 4 inches above your navel?
[20:53:00] <Bytram> yep
[20:53:51] <Bytram> just had about 8 cups of ham stew, reheated, so the 'broth' has more substance to it than like in a soup.
[20:54:15] <Bytram> I think that means it was about a quart.
[20:56:48] <AzumaHazuki> 2 quarts or half a gallon, 64oz
[20:57:05] <Bytram> hrmmm.
[20:57:27] <Bytram> maybe it *was* that big; would explain why I am now not-at-hungry!
[20:58:22] <Bytram> either way, I've got a case of post-big-meal sleepies coming over me and I think I am just going to let that hold sway and catch myself a nap.
[20:58:26] <Bytram> naps++
[20:58:26] <Bender> karma - naps: 107
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[21:08:35] <Bytram> and away I go
[21:14:41] <chromas> I can tell I forgot to run ulimit because linux is too dumb to limit process memory automatically
[21:14:43] <chromas> linux--
[21:14:43] <Bender> karma - linux: 2
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[21:45:43] <AzumaHazuki> ugh, ate too much today. i have been weirdly hungry for some reason
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[21:45:59] <RandomFactor> Dammit, now i'm hungry
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[21:47:16] <RandomFactor> I eat too fast so brain doesn't catch up. Then I feel bloated.
[21:49:36] <RandomFactor> I need to invent a way to keep popcorn kernals from getting stuck in my teeth.
[21:55:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A350 Engine Shutdown Incidents Linked to Cockpit Drink Spills - https://sylnt.us - I'll-drink-to-that
[22:38:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Will Now Pay Up to $20k for Xbox Live Security Exploits - https://sylnt.us - how-much-is-it-worth-on-the-dark-web?
[23:13:54] <AzumaHazuki> Okay...i've been pestered about being an editor for a while. i might give it a go. what kind of training is available for this?
[23:14:32] <AzumaHazuki> note too that I'm probably going to be annoyingly pro-STEM and will be poking pretty much every political sub with the "do we REALLY need to run this?" stick
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