#soylent | Logs for 2020-01-25
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[00:07:34] <chromas> Apparently not
[00:08:37] <RandomFactor> RIP
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[01:54:56] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[01:54:57] <systemd> Submitting "US Space Force logo unveiled with a clear Star Trek influence"...
[01:55:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Space Force Logo Unveiled With a Clear Star Trek Influence" (3 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:00:50] <chromas> Lotsa butthurt in the comments
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[02:16:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 28 New-to-Science Virus Genera Found in 15,000-Year-Old Glacier Cores - https://sylnt.us - not-dead-yet
[02:20:34] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[02:20:36] <systemd> Submitting "YouTube moderators are being forced to sign a statement acknowledging the job can give them PTSD"...
[02:20:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03YouTube Moderators are Being Forced to Sign a Statement Acknowledging the Job Can Give Them PTSD" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:34:42] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[02:34:44] <systemd> Submitting "How to delete Cortana recordings and protect your privacy"...
[02:35:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How to Delete Cortana Recordings and Protect Your Privacy" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:40:40] <AzumaHazuki> step 1: download linux distro of your choice...
[02:41:44] <pinchy> step 2: emerge gentoo
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[03:21:13] <AzumaHazuki> https://a.disquscdn.com i have found out where Peeps and/or Cadbury Creme Eggs come from :V
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[04:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coronavirus: Millions Quarantined in Wuhan City - https://sylnt.us - happy-new-year?
[05:03:52] <carny> corona virus news should all be set to breaking
[05:04:05] <carny> the numbers are changing every day
[05:05:44] <carny> http://feedproxy.google.com
[05:05:45] <systemd> ^ 03Here's how to track the coronavirus spread ( https://www.cnet.com )
[05:23:38] <carny> i wonder if this will be the outbreak where governments learn how to properly quarantine 100% of all incoming travelers for twice the incubation period instead of screwing around and letting everyone spread the infection
[05:26:26] <chromas> Just put everyone in bubbles
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[07:00:16] <aristarchus> #weather Samos
[07:00:18] <MrPlow> ΠροφήτηςΗλίας, Πύργος - Πάνδροσο, 831 04 Mesogeio, Greece - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 51/46F, Humidity: 68%, Precip: 3%, Wind ~5mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 54/50F, Humidity: 88%, Precip: 5%, Wind ~8mph. Mon: "Light rain overnight." 56/49F, Humidity: 95%, Precip: 39%, Wind ~15mph.
[07:07:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mac Users are Getting Bombarded by Laughably Unsophisticated Malware - https://sylnt.us - Just-Works™
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[08:58:19] <FatPhil> #weather helsinki
[08:58:20] <MrPlow> Kaartinkaupunki, Helsinki, Helsinki sub-region, Finland - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 34/28F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 9%, Wind ~15mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 41/32F, Humidity: 91%, Precip: 38%, Wind ~12mph. Mon: "Possible drizzle until morning, starting again in the evening." 37/36F, Humidity: 98%, Precip: 51%, Wind ~6mph.
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[09:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DirecTV Races to Decommission Broken Boeing Satellite Before it Explodes - https://sylnt.us - just-need-to-borrow-Marvin's-Illudium-Q-36-Explosive-Space-Modulator
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[10:43:53] <boru> #weather rosenheim
[10:43:54] <MrPlow> Rathausstraße 14, 83022 Rosenheim, Germany - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 47/32F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 4%, Wind ~2mph. Sun: "Overcast throughout the day." 47/34F, Humidity: 89%, Precip: 16%, Wind ~2mph. Mon: "Overcast throughout the day." 50/34F, Humidity: 87%, Precip: 18%, Wind ~3mph.
[10:44:57] <boru> Sehr gut.
[11:46:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cisco Warns of Critical Network Security Tool Flaw - https://sylnt.us - Quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes?
[12:24:19] <janrinok> #weather Moscow
[12:24:20] <MrPlow> Kremlin and Red Square, Moscow, Москворецкая улица, Садовники, Moscow, Russia, 109012 - Today: "Possible light rain in the morning and afternoon." 35/27F, Humidity: 91%, Precip: 77%, Wind ~12mph. Sun: "Foggy in the evening." 30/29F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 21%, Wind ~12mph. Mon: "Possible light rain throughout the day." 37/30F, Humidity: 93%, Precip: 79%, Wind ~7mph.
[13:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:47:23] <MrPlow> 1576 East Main St, Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 44/33F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 17%, Wind ~7mph. Sun: "Light rain starting in the afternoon." 49/41F, Humidity: 92%, Precip: 89%, Wind ~5mph. Mon: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 52/32F, Humidity: 89%, Precip: 47%, Wind ~5mph.
[13:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> dang, monday's gonna be nice
[13:56:41] <janrinok> not here - the weather is changing over the weekend to be wetter and cooler
[14:15:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drinking 1% Rather than 2% Milk Accounts for 4.5 Years of Less Aging in Adults - https://sylnt.us - it-does-a-body-good-(in-small-doses)
[14:48:52] <Bytram> whereto? https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com
[14:48:53] <systemd> ^ 03Operations Dashboard for ArcGIS ( https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com )
[14:52:27] <Bytram> Noscript said it required Javascript for arcgis.com. I enabled that and then it required Javascript for a microsoft domain. When I enabled that, it required a Microsoft login. I gave up at that point.
[15:10:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:10:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5087
[15:13:43] <Runaway1956> Windows 10 will eliminate all of that, Bytram. It will report who you are without any input from you, even if it has to surreptitiously create a Microsoft account for you.
[15:15:32] <Runaway1956> Mmmm, Frito's bean dip is good this morning
[15:28:03] <Runaway1956> https://firstliberty.org
[15:28:05] <systemd> ^ Village of Airmont, NY | Cases | First Liberty
[15:29:40] <Bytram> =g What a wicked web we weave when first we practice to deceive
[15:29:41] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org(poem) - Marmion (poem) - Wikipedia
[15:30:24] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but with practice the web gets better.
[15:30:50] <Bytram> proper quote: Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive!
[15:31:09] <Bytram> not too far off when going from memory.
[15:40:26] <Runaway1956> Thinking about Wuhan - being quarantined means no work? Wonder if outside authorities are ensuring that people eat, and tend to all the rest of life's necessities
[15:40:52] <Runaway1956> It would kind of suck to go hungry until the quarantine is lifted.
[15:48:39] <Bytram> Imagine being a worker at a retail store where loads of potentially sick people are trying to stock up on food supplies, etc. for a possibly extended quarantine
[15:48:56] <Bytram> No more handshakes, that's for sure!
[15:49:11] <Bytram> Time to [re]introduce the "elbow bump"
[15:49:36] <chromas> Do people handshake in retail stores?
[15:50:07] <Runaway1956> I don't shake out of retail stores
[15:50:45] <Bytram> Hey Herb, what's shaking? Two cheeks and a jowl.
[15:50:54] <Runaway1956> I have no idea what he or she scratched with that hand.
[15:51:24] <chromas> I do ;)
[15:52:41] <Bytram> do tell!
[15:52:49] <Bytram> ~grab Runaway1956
[15:52:52] <Bytram> !grab Runaway1956
[15:52:52] <Bender> Added quote 939
[15:53:51] <Runaway1956> Hey! Watch it Grabby McGrabberton!!
[15:54:27] <chromas> !grope Bender
[15:54:36] <Bytram> !grab chromas
[15:54:36] <Bender> Added quote 940
[15:54:42] <Bytram> !quote 940
[15:54:42] <Bender> Quote 940 - <chromas> !grope Bender
[15:54:50] <Bytram> !quote grope
[15:54:50] <Bender> Quote 162 - <crutchy> !grope SirFinkus
[15:54:54] <Bender> Also in quotes: 554, 940
[15:55:05] <Bytram> !quote 554
[15:55:05] <Bender> Quote 554 - <SpallsHurgenson> does that mean I'm not getting groped by you tonight?
[15:55:11] <Bytram> lol
[15:56:19] <Runaway1956> Are they more, or less, funny when context is added?
[15:57:19] <Bytram> it depends
[15:57:51] <chromas> yes
[15:57:59] <chromas> it's definitely one or the other
[15:58:10] <Runaway1956> could be both
[15:58:22] <Bytram> #yt why not both?
[15:58:23] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba? Why Not Both?
[15:58:37] <Bytram> #yt why not both? Taco
[15:58:37] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Old El Paso Hard and Soft Tacos - Little Girl
[16:00:57] <Runaway1956> Cats
[16:01:38] <Runaway1956> Wife came in from shopping yesterday, told me she saw a whole pack of dogs running across the road, but it didn't look quite right
[16:01:40] <Bytram> Mice
[16:02:00] <Bytram> Wolves?
[16:02:03] <Runaway1956> as she got closer, she realized there were five dogs, and six cats running into the woods, together
[16:02:14] <Bytram> ROFL!
[16:02:24] <Bytram> What were they running *from*?
[16:02:31] <FatPhil> squeaky toys
[16:02:31] <Runaway1956> I think the domestic help is plotting an insurrection or something
[16:02:41] <Bytram> or, maybe, running *to*?
[16:03:09] <Runaway1956> Could be the aliens landed, and the dogs and cats were running to greet them?
[16:03:26] <janrinok> biab - time to create more havoc in the kitchen!
[16:03:47] <Bytram> Nah, they are running out to visit with their siblings
[16:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.bolde.com
[16:09:52] <systemd> ^ Jameson Just Announced A Cold Brew Whiskey With Both Alcohol And Caffeine
[16:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> jameson++ # for great science
[16:10:06] <Bender> karma - jameson: 1
[16:10:57] <Bytram> aka Irish Coffee?
[16:11:50] <FatPhil> "brew whiskey" are not words that can sensibly abut.
[16:12:31] <FatPhil> de still my beating heart
[16:13:25] <Bytram> FatPhil: s/d/b/
[16:13:27] <exec> <Bytram> <FatPhil> be still my beating heart
[16:15:35] <Bytram> break time
[16:15:45] <Bytram> will prolly be back later
[16:15:56] <RandomFactor> Hello / Hasta
[16:16:11] <Bytram> Our Renoir!
[16:16:30] <chromas> Pasta lé Windows vista
[16:17:12] <Bytram> from the stop-eating-paste dept.
[16:17:57] <Bytram> anyway, for realsies this time. Have been staying up way to late for too many days in a row. Am tired and just might take a nap.
[16:18:05] * RandomFactor ponders his reheated curry and the term 'paste'
[16:18:19] <Bytram> have a great day everyone! (unless you made other plans!)
[16:18:39] <Bytram> just add tomato...paste?
[16:18:58] <Bytram> or ketchup, prolly close enough to being the same. amirite?
[16:19:08] <Bytram> laters
[16:19:13] <RandomFactor> C'ya B
[16:21:02] <RandomFactor> The first time I saw "Pace Extra Mild Picante Sauce", the inevitable question arose "Why such a long name for ketchup?"
[16:22:41] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[16:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima go outside and start the car so the oil and gender neutral shift juice will be warmed up when i take off fishing in a few.
[16:26:15] * RandomFactor tries to decide if this is funny or insensitive or offensive and decides...yes.
[16:35:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Insights About the Brightest Explosions in the Universe - https://sylnt.us - heavy-light
[16:36:17] <RandomFactor> https://www.cnet.com
[16:36:19] <systemd> ^ 03This is why everyone's sharing that LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, Tinder meme ( https://www.cnet.com )
[16:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> dolly once entered a dolly parton lookalike contest. and lost. fact.
[16:40:13] * TheMightyBuzzard buggers off to spend half the day staring at the lake while his poles stay perfectly still
[16:40:50] <RandomFactor> Enjoy :)
[16:47:35] <FatPhil> hate!
[16:54:10] <RandomFactor> Large, brutish, built like a tank, wants to be all over you at all times, and kinda stinky.
[17:45:03] <RandomFactor> -sigh- the new 'Space Force' patch is a straightforward merge of the Air Force Space Command patch and the Nasa logo. https://mobile.twitter.com and
[17:45:04] <systemd> ^ Twitter
[17:45:05] <RandomFactor> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:45:06] <systemd> ^ File:NASA logo.svg - Wikipedia
[18:08:33] <RandomFactor> He....he made sequels to Chicken Attack. Chicken and Pig Attack, and also Rat Attack - The Yodel of Justice
[18:43:22] <chromas> Bock
[18:56:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solving An Ancient Dairy Mystery Could Help Cure Modern Food Ills - https://sylnt.us - Grommit!-The-moon-is-made-of-Ch-e-e-e-e-s-e!
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[21:16:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Appeals Court Rules Being Muted In Game Chat Does Not Equal Discrimination - https://sylnt.us - should-have-objected-by-writing-in-runes
[21:22:26] <pinchy> shiner bock
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[23:46:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Dog, Old Tricks? Stray Dogs Can Understand Human Cues - https://sylnt.us - man-did-not-bite-dog
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[23:59:57] <AzumaHazuki> we have an unjustified Spam mod https://soylentnews.org
[23:59:58] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Comments | More memes. ( https://soylentnews.org )