#soylent | Logs for 2020-01-23
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[00:03:40] * TheMightyBuzzard has hurt many butts with his journal today
[00:40:51] * Runaway1956 looks around for some tipping points to give to 'zumi and ari
[00:42:00] <Runaway1956> Damn, the so-called Buzztard generated 80 comments in his journal
[00:42:19] <Runaway1956> why do they comment in a "tard" journal? LMAO
[00:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i gots mad skillz
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[00:47:20] <chromas> "ok zumer"
[00:48:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Immunology Approach Could Treat Most Cancers - https://sylnt.us - finding-a-new-target
[00:49:31] <RandomFactor> =cite http://dx.doi.org
[00:49:41] * RandomFactor mutters
[00:50:29] <RandomFactor> =doi http://dx.doi.org
[00:50:48] <RandomFactor> =doi 10.1007/s13238-019-00685-7
[00:51:02] * RandomFactor gives up
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[00:59:32] <Runaway1956> I've spotted the whole problem with the left, and the rally in Richmond
[00:59:43] <Runaway1956> they beleive the rally was held by "right wingers"
[00:59:58] <Runaway1956> instead, those were mainstream Americans, not wingers at all
[01:00:15] <Runaway1956> and prog-tards can't tell the difference
[01:01:36] <Runaway1956> Now, I want to spam IRC with an advertisement for 3M silicone lubricant
[01:01:46] <Runaway1956> dat shit is da GOOD STUFF!
[01:02:16] <Runaway1956> aluminum window required a six pound hammer to move it up and down
[01:02:22] <Runaway1956> now it slides like new
[01:43:03] <pinchy> welcome to soylent journal
[01:43:21] <pinchy> main page goes down the tubes and its all journal entries
[01:43:38] <pinchy> at least thats the prediction for the next 3 years
[01:43:54] <Runaway1956> Journaltube FTW!
[01:45:32] <Runaway1956> and I'm outta here - gonna be late for work!!
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[02:30:50] <RandomFactor> Hasta Runaway
[02:32:08] <RandomFactor> And to be fair, that entry was some dripping red meat
[02:36:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Every Classic Half-Life Game is now Free on Steam - https://sylnt.us - how-many-half-lifes-does-it-take-to-get-a-full-life?
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[04:26:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clearview App Lets Strangers Find Your Name, Info with Snap of a Photo, Report Says - https://sylnt.us - Privacy
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[06:28:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Secures International Rights to Studio Ghibli Animated Films - https://sylnt.us - almost-is-good-enough
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[07:22:39] <aristarchus> Runaway is a doo-doo head.
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[07:26:19] <chromas> Finally, he says something wise
[07:31:25] <inz> And it only took 24 minutes to write
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[08:16:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 4G Isn't Dead Yet: Qualcomm Unveils LTE-Versions of its Midrange Snapdragon Chips - https://sylnt.us - when-good-enough-is-good-enough
[08:39:20] <FatPhil> !grab aristarchus
[08:39:21] <Bender> Added quote 938
[08:39:39] <FatPhil> I just hops that these quotes keep their attribution
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[08:55:18] <jasassin> i'm so fucking confused
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[08:57:18] <jasassin> bah
[08:57:38] <jasassin> anyone alive
[08:57:39] <jasassin> ?
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[08:57:50] <SoyGuest98248> bullshit
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[09:00:52] <jasassin_> whatever
[09:01:27] <jasassin_> tracfone wants $10.00 a month to auto charge for monthly access
[09:02:18] <jasassin_> but you can buy a new free phone that has a 4GB microSD card and a 90 day service addition for $19.99
[09:02:20] <jasassin_> WTF
[09:02:47] <jasassin_> its a service activation card
[09:02:50] <jasassin_> wtf
[09:03:24] <jasassin_> so i get a new phone with a 4GB card i can pull out and put on eBay and throw the phone in the trash and get 3 months of service $10 cheaper?
[09:03:29] <jasassin_> makes lots of fuckin sense
[09:05:11] <jasassin_> oh well
[10:07:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former U.S. Regulator Leads Effort to Create Digital Dollar - https://sylnt.us - all-the-better-to-track-you-with
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[11:58:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Math of Brewing a Better Espresso - https://sylnt.us - just-right
[13:12:03] <Bytram> !quote 938
[13:12:03] <Bender> Quote 938 - <aristarchus> Runaway is a doo-doo head.
[13:12:10] <Bytram> ^^^ FatPhil
[13:12:15] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:12:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5084
[13:12:19] <Bytram> colds--
[13:12:19] <Bender> karma - colds: -43
[13:12:24] <Bytram> phlegm--
[13:12:24] <Bender> karma - phlegm: -34
[13:12:28] <Bytram> coughs--
[13:12:28] <Bender> karma - coughs: -13
[13:12:40] <Bytram> poutine-- for good measure ;)
[13:12:40] <Bender> karma - poutine: -437
[13:12:54] <Bytram> and... time to get ready for work.
[13:13:00] <Bytram> have a great day everyone
[13:56:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Monty Python Alumnus Terry Jones Has Died at the Age of 77 - https://sylnt.us - services-by-the-ministry-of-silly-walks
[14:39:47] <cmn32480> #smake exchagen with a bloody hammer
[14:39:47] * MrPlow smakes exchagen with a bloody hammer upside the head with a month-old breadstick
[14:56:39] <cmn32480> &^%$^*%#)%$^!@&)#%^$#Q(ing certificates
[15:46:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lego Launches International Space Station with Rotating Solar Panels and Tiny Astronauts - https://sylnt.us - not-actual-size
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[16:04:30] <Runaway1956> mama don't take my Kodachrome awaaaay!
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[17:17:19] <carny> jasassin_: where can i get that phone deal?
[17:34:42] <Runaway1956> Fek - I got 4 pieces of mail today - and every one of them suggests that I'm an old bastard
[17:35:06] <Runaway1956> "Thinking of retiring at age 65 or later?"
[17:35:17] <Runaway1956> No thank you, I plan on dying on the job.
[17:36:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - I Am Done with Open Source': Developer of Rust Actix Web Framework Quits, Appoints New Maintainer - https://sylnt.us - take-my-repo-and-go-home
[17:36:20] <Runaway1956> At least my email isn't all old bastard stuff
[17:36:39] <FatPhil> ~gday Runaway1956
[17:36:41] * exec irrevocably culturally enriches a tablespoon of flappy tama with Runaway1956
[17:37:07] <Runaway1956> ~gday back at you FatPhil
[17:37:08] * exec figuratively hucks a whiff of pork at back
[17:37:16] <FatPhil> fuck, you can't culturally enrich anyone - I'm in finland right now
[17:37:34] <Runaway1956> Lots of fish fin soup there?
[17:37:46] <FatPhil> nope
[17:38:00] <Runaway1956> So sue them for false advertising.
[17:38:03] <FatPhil> the storybooks you read were ronk
[17:38:26] <FatPhil> I sue you for propagation of falsities!
[17:38:47] <FatPhil> anyway
[17:38:55] <Runaway1956> I never got to Finland - I wonder if that's a bad thing
[17:40:14] <Runaway1956> I did get to Kobenhavn, and sit in the mermaid's lap for a pic - and got up quickly because she was freezing my ass off
[17:40:56] <FatPhil> I'm in the "second half" of a beer festival, so anthing I say must be treated with
[17:41:09] <FatPhil> ...complete seriousness
[17:41:15] <Runaway1956> disdain?
[17:41:25] <Runaway1956> oh, you beat me
[17:42:13] <FatPhil> forgive me if I play "haha only serious" in the next hour or so
[17:42:46] <Runaway1956> Never forgive, never forget!
[17:42:58] <Runaway1956> That's the not so famous mottor of someone forgettable
[17:43:26] <Runaway1956> *motto
[17:43:48] <FatPhil> earlier this evning I had a cider that mad eme not only shut up, but after of a minute of being transfixed, made me say "wow", so expect the obvious
[17:44:32] <Runaway1956> Soon enough, you'll be having eye problems
[17:44:42] <Runaway1956> They'll keep sliding closed
[18:08:40] <FatPhil> 2020's gonna be a good year, it took me 6 months to gey a "wow" last year, but I've got one already
[18:09:31] <FatPhil> all we need is a land war between america and eastasia
[18:11:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I thought we were at war with eurafrika?
[18:26:00] <Sulla> no, you are thinking of easteurope
[19:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't look at me, i'm at war with catfish. far more cunning an adversary than asians.
[19:23:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, i'm halfway to getting a journal entry with as many comments as a story in the hof.
[19:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't caught my record of 201 yet though
[19:27:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Routers Running Tomato are Under Attack by Notorious Crime Gang - https://sylnt.us - squashed-tomatoes
[20:36:29] <jasassin_> carny: tracfone.com
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