#soylent | Logs for 2020-01-13

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[00:00:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> that weather function's been broken for a long time
[00:17:04] <pinchy> fix dat broke ass sheet
[00:24:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> tain't mine ta fix.
[01:09:42] <chromas> We just need more bots
[01:16:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hack a Tesla, Get a Model 3 and Nearly $1 Million - https://sylnt.us - pwn2own
[01:54:50] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:54:50] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather lexington ky
[01:55:43] <MrPlow> Taste of Thai, 101 West Main St, Lexington, KY 40507, USA - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 47/38F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 25%, Wind ~6mph. Mon: "Overcast throughout the day." 49/42F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 11%, Wind ~4mph. Tue: "Possible light rain in the morning." 60/41F, Humidity: 90%, Precip: 59%, Wind ~7mph.
[01:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec's weather has been broken for a while. anyone feels like flexing their php chops and fixing him, talk to cmn32480.
[01:59:15] <Fnord666> Runaway1956_, well, since it has been in the 60s fagrenheit in KY this weekend.....
[01:59:30] <Fnord666> s/fagrenheit/fahrenheit/
[02:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fnord666, it's fartinright
[02:14:39] <Fnord666> How silly of me to forget
[02:17:14] <Fnord666> How ya been TMB?
[02:18:26] <AzumaHazuki> #weather erie pa
[02:18:28] <MrPlow> Erie Federal Credit Union, 518 State St, Erie, PA 16501, USA - Today: "Light rain and dangerously windy in the morning." 32/29F, Humidity: 75%, Precip: 85%, Wind ~15mph. Mon: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 43/33F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 17%, Wind ~7mph. Tue: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 47/32F, Humidity: 82%, Precip: 29%, Wind ~11mph.
[02:19:00] <AzumaHazuki> "dangerously windy." indeed. i was out in it and nearly got blown over
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[02:30:50] <chromas> I'd rather it be dangerously cheesy
[02:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[02:32:19] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with an NCommander novel
[02:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> completely forgot i was yacking over here
[02:32:53] <chromas> Yacking off in public?
[02:33:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? ~15Mph is dangerously windy?
[02:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> with some smirnoff, yep
[02:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fnord666, been peachy. fish could have been biting better today but a bad day fishing is still a day fishing.
[02:35:35] <chromas> =yt primus tmb the fisherman
[02:35:36] <systemd> https://youtube.com - I&#39;m Old Gregg! from The Mighty Boosh (1:22)
[02:35:53] <chromas> That's not at all related to the search string but oh well
[02:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt primus tmb the fisherman
[02:36:36] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- I&#39;m Old Gregg! from The Mighty Boosh
[02:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least it's accurate
[02:37:07] <chromas> =yt primus john the fisherman
[02:37:08] <systemd> https://youtube.com - PRIMUS - John THe Fisherman (3:38)
[02:40:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time for nicotine and to set coffee up for the morning
[02:58:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unused Stockpiles of Nuclear Waste Could be More Useful Than We Might Think - https://sylnt.us - green-or-not-green
[04:47:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microplastics are Everywhere, but Their Health Effects on Humans are Still Unclear - https://sylnt.us - I've-got-you-under-my-skin
[05:22:13] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
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[06:36:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Technique Could Accelerate Waste-to-Methane Production - https://sylnt.us - wing-of-bat-and-eye-of-toad
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[07:54:37] <FatPhil> n.d. tea, can't afford a 6,000,000,000 Bolivar cup of covfefe: https://www.bloomberg.com
[07:54:38] <systemd> ^ 03Tracking Inflation In Venezuela, One Cup Of Coffee At A Time
[08:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mars: Water Could Disappear Faster Than Expected - https://sylnt.us - need-some-of-our-weather
[10:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Almost Half of NASA's Latest Astronaut Graduates Are Women - https://sylnt.us - let's-hear-it-for-the-girls
[12:08:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toyota is Building a Tiny Utopian Prototype City Filled With People, Robots and AI - https://sylnt.us - utopia-for-whom?
[12:58:28] <chromas> frack. what is it with Windows turning computers on all night long?
[13:03:43] <inz> Installing Sky.NET
[13:05:04] <chromas> the dotnet framework. makes sense
[13:05:36] <chromas> but if they could see sharp, why didn't they c it coming?
[13:05:43] <inz> I remember several times leaving laptop booted into windows suspended overnight and in the morning Ubuntu has been asking me for crypto passphrase
[13:06:42] <chromas> This one just might be doing updates. The light on the network switch keeps changing
[13:07:05] <chromas> It changes color when the puter boots up or is suspended
[13:07:34] <chromas> (so probably multiple reboots)
[13:07:44] <chromas> windows_update--
[13:07:44] <Bender> karma - windows_update: -1
[13:08:09] <chromas> That variable should be way lower, but it's probably still waiting for updates to finish
[13:11:25] <FatPhil> shouldn't it equal 10?
[13:12:15] * cmn32480 feels as broken as exec... well... maybe not quite that much
[13:12:46] <chromas> Can you reboot yourself?
[13:17:17] <inz> A clue-by-4 works quite nicely as a boot-by-4 in case no pan galactic gargle blasters are around
[13:22:10] <cmn32480> fair enough suggestions
[13:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iranian Hackers Have Been ‘Password-Spraying’ the US Grid - https://sylnt.us - lights-out
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[14:59:58] <cmn32480> corporate all hands webinar... somebody shoot me
[15:02:46] <AzumaHazuki> why you? shoot the CEO
[15:03:03] <AzumaHazuki> in fact, the entire C suite just on general principles ;)
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[15:45:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> Shooting's too simple. Put on a show and guillotine the lot of them.
[15:45:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> Then have a BBQ at which "eat the rich" is taken literally.
[15:45:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> #yt Motorhead Eat the Rich
[15:45:36] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Motörhead – Eat The Rich (Official Video)
[15:47:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hundreds of Millions of Cable Modems are Vulnerable to New Cable Haunt Vulnerability - https://sylnt.us - 3-strikes
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[17:47:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brookhaven National Laboratory to Host Major New Nuclear Physics Facility - https://sylnt.us - more-collisions
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[18:45:13] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[18:51:07] <FatPhil> https://www.abc.net.au
[18:51:08] <systemd> ^ 03'Comedy gold': A UK journalist has fallen for a drop bear prank that's gone viral
[19:25:39] <chopchop1> Axe Password Spray
[19:36:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's Mobileye Has a Plan to Dominate Self-Driving - https://sylnt.us - watching-you
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[19:45:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://nymag.com
[19:45:21] <systemd> ^ 03Trump Takes Credit For Obamacare, Says Democrats Want to Repeal It
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[21:02:22] <FatPhil> Romney put him up to it
[21:04:54] <chromas> Muh Romney Care
[21:04:58] <chromas> Make America State Again
[21:09:08] <FatPhil> oh, my, that nymag is tds central!
[21:10:11] <FatPhil> it's like Rachel Madcow popped lots of testosterone, and got roid rage.
[21:25:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Stripped Helium Star Solves the Massive Black Hole Mystery - https://sylnt.us - black-hole-sun
[21:30:26] <FatPhil> harvtard.edu: https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu (click round the loop...)
[21:30:27] <systemd> ^ 03NASA/ADS
[21:31:08] <FatPhil> (and presumably don't accept cookies)
[21:31:47] <FatPhil> I'm trying to think when the web started to prefer being broken to just serving information
[21:38:02] * TheMightyBuzzard always accepts cookies
[21:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> except oatmeal raisin
[21:38:34] <carny> that's not paleo
[21:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> how do you know. you weren't around back then.
[21:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> and anyway, i'm doing keto+. it's like keto, plus whatever else i feel like eating.
[21:53:09] <FatPhil> proof of the ketoeclectic effect
[21:56:14] <carny> i am an expert paleoconservative therefore i know what was happening back then
[22:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> how does refusing to get a tan make you an expert?
[22:12:31] <carny> vampire powers ;]
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[23:00:31] <FatPhil> you're all amateurs at not getting a tan.
[23:00:48] <FatPhil> I live in a country with almost no sunlight, and I avoid all sunlight
[23:01:13] <FatPhil> I'm basically the same colour as my g/f, and she's an albino.
[23:02:23] <chromas> So...you're transalbino?
[23:03:20] <FatPhil> Technically, I got to that colour first, so she's mimicking me.
[23:08:07] <chromas> Dang melaninials
[23:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dixons Carphone Receives Maximum Fine for Major Breach - https://sylnt.us - law-has-teeth
[23:18:10] <FatPhil> chromas++
[23:18:10] <Bender> karma - chromas: 275
[23:18:33] <FatPhil> my skin's so pale you can see the bones beneath. As you can tell, I'm generation X-ray
[23:34:33] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[23:34:34] <systemd> ^ 03Arch Linux LCARS Desktop
[23:35:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> !grab FatPhil
[23:35:28] <Bender> Added quote 937
[23:35:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> we need a ba-dum-tish bot that can be signaled out-of-channel to post a "ba dum tish" in-channel.
[23:36:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> If the bot itself was the butt of a joke, it could be "ba dum tush".
[23:37:02] <systemd> Butt'um zsh!
[23:41:24] <FatPhil> but my joke anly makes sense because of chromas' melaninials :/
[23:41:45] <FatPhil> anally?
[23:41:53] <FatPhil> gawd
[23:41:57] <chromas> Well now it can make sense in some other context
[23:42:26] <FatPhil> like heisenberg's cat