#soylent | Logs for 2020-01-06

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[01:16:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clustering Pattern of Azteca Ant Colonies May be Due to a Turing Mechanism - https://sylnt.us - but-is-it-Turing-complete?
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[01:28:44] <SoyCow1337> #submit https://techcrunch.com
[01:28:45] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:29:10] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:29:37] <SoyCow1337> #submit https://techcrunch.com
[01:29:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:30:02] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:30:03] <SoyCow1337> #submit https://techcrunch.com
[01:30:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:30:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[01:38:10] <SoyCow1337> ~arthur b67dac
[01:38:58] <SoyCow1337> #submit https://phys.org
[01:38:58] <MrPlow> got http response code 400
[01:39:08] <SoyCow1337> +submit https://phys.org
[01:39:15] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://phys.org
[01:39:17] <systemd> Submitting "A new mathematical model predicts a knot's stability"...
[01:39:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "A New Mathematical Model Predicts a Knot's Stability" (26 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:40:17] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://phys.org
[01:40:19] <systemd> Submitting "A quantum breakthrough brings a technique from astronomy to the nano-scale"...
[01:40:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "A Quantum Breakthrough Brings a Technique From Astronomy to the Nano-scale" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:40:52] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://science.sciencemag.org
[01:41:24] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.cnet.com
[01:41:26] <systemd> Submitting "Bosch thinks its new lidar system is the breakthrough self-driving cars need - Roadshow"...
[01:41:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Bosch Thinks its New Lidar System is the Breakthrough Self-driving Cars Need - Roadshow" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:41:50] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://science.sciencemag.org
[01:42:29] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.schneier.com
[01:42:30] <systemd> Submitting "Chrome Extension Stealing Cryptocurrency Keys and Passwords - Schneier on Security"...
[01:42:36] <SoyCow1337> #smake systemd
[01:42:36] * MrPlow smakes systemd upside the head with a nanoaggression
[01:42:49] <SoyCow1337> #submit https://science.sciencemag.org
[01:42:50] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:42:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Chrome Extension Stealing Cryptocurrency Keys and Passwords - Schneier on Security" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:43:15] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:47:05] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.the-scientist.com
[01:47:27] <SoyCow1337> #submit https://www.the-scientist.com
[01:47:27] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:47:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:48:54] <SoyCow1337> #smake systemd
[01:48:54] * MrPlow smakes systemd upside the head with a floppy sausage
[01:50:41] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://phys.org
[01:50:43] <systemd> Submitting "Researchers build a particle accelerator that fits on a chip"...
[01:51:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Researchers Build a Particle Accelerator That Fits on a Chip" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:51:07] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://phys.org
[01:51:08] <systemd> Submitting "Study finds dopamine, biological clock link to snacking, overeating and obesity"...
[01:51:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Study Finds Dopamine, Biological Clock Link to Snacking, Overeating and Obesity" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:59:00] <pinchy> !seen Ethanol-pooed
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[03:05:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Atlantic and Pacific Oscillations Lost in the Noise - https://sylnt.us - making-waves
[04:57:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ransomware Attackers Offer Holiday Discounts and Greetings - https://sylnt.us - how-kind-of-them
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[06:57:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Climate Change Hope for Hydrogen Fuel - https://sylnt.us - on-a-lighter-note
[08:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Novel Dementia Vaccine on Track for Human Trials Within Two Years - https://sylnt.us - hope
[10:26:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ultra Wideband (UWB) Explained (And Why It’s In The iPhone 11) - https://sylnt.us - point-and-transmit
[12:16:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IT Exec Sets Up Fake Biz, Uses It To Bill His Bosses $6M For Phantom Gear - https://sylnt.us - if-you-can't-do-the-time
[14:06:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Performance Benchmark For Quantum Computers - https://sylnt.us - maybe-or-maybe-not
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[14:18:21] <FatPhil> What early hominid invented the triangle?
[14:18:22] <FatPhil> Australopithagorus
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[15:57:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Radiotracer Offers Opportunities for Earlier Intervention after Heart Attack - https://sylnt.us - picture-is-worth-a-thousand-ultrasounds
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[17:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Case of the Elusive Majorana: The So-Called 'Angel Particle' is Still a Mystery - https://sylnt.us - false-alarm
[19:37:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Quantum Breakthrough Brings a Technique From Astronomy to the Nano-Scale - https://sylnt.us - macro-to-micro
[20:49:09] <Bytram> =sbmit https://phys.org
[20:49:13] <Bytram> =submit https://phys.org
[20:49:15] <systemd> Submitting "Finding a new way to fight late-stage sepsis by boosting cells' antibacterial properties"...
[20:49:37] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Finding a New Way to Fight Late-stage Sepsis by Boosting Cells' Antibacterial Properties" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:50:30] <Bytram> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[20:50:32] <systemd> Submitting "Unpatched US government website gets pwned by pro-Iran script kiddie"...
[20:50:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Unpatched US Government Website Gets Pwned by pro-Iran Script Kiddie" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:51:42] <Bytram> =submit http://feedproxy.google.com
[20:51:44] <systemd> Submitting "Shooting stars and Northern Lights come together in gorgeous ISS view of meteor shower"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.cnet.com )
[20:52:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Shooting Stars and Northern Lights Come Together in Gorgeous ISS View of Meteor Shower" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:52:08] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:52:09] <systemd> Submitting "Astronomers find wandering massive black holes in dwarf galaxies: In many cases, black hole is in galaxy's outskirts"...
[20:52:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Astronomers Find Wandering Massive Black Holes in Dwarf Galaxies: In Many Cases, Black Hole is in Ga" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:53:13] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:53:14] <systemd> Submitting "Animal life thriving around Fukushima: Researchers document more than 20 species in nuclear accident zone"...
[20:53:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Animal Life Thriving Around Fukushima: Researchers Document More Than 20 Species in Nuclear Accident" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:53:58] <Bytram> =submit https://go.theregister.co.uk
[20:54:00] <systemd> Submitting "Linux in 2020: 27.8 million lines of code in the kernel, 1.3 million in whole system"...
[20:54:21] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Linux in 2020: 27.8 Million Lines of Code in the Kernel, 1.3 Million in Whole System" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:54:33] <Bytram> =submit https://go.theregister.co.uk
[20:54:35] <systemd> Submitting "Long-term Linux Mint: 19.3 release unchains the Gimp, adds HiDPI, is kind to your older, less-beefy kit"...
[20:54:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Long-term Linux Mint: 19.3 Release Unchains the Gimp, Adds HiDPI, is Kind to Your Older, Less-beefy " (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:56:45] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:56:46] <systemd> Submitting "A fast radio burst tracked down to a nearby galaxy"...
[20:57:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "A Fast Radio Burst Tracked Down to a Nearby Galaxy" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[21:27:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX to Become World's Largest Satellite Operator; Launch @ 2020-01-07 02:19 UTC (01-06 21:19 ET) - https://sylnt.us
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[21:32:40] <SoyCow7701> FYI, the submission "A new type of green laser " was accidentally labeled "Breakingnews". It should be "Mainpage". Thanks all.
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[21:59:21] <chromas> "The parking meters’ credit card payment software was configured to end on Jan. 1, resulting in a mass malfunction, the New York City Department of Transportation said."
[21:59:24] <chromas> https://www.nytimes.com
[21:59:26] <systemd> ^ 03Parking Meters Are Rejecting Credit Cards in Y2K-Type Glitch
[21:59:49] <chromas> I guess that means y2k was on purpose
[22:24:18] <FatPhil> Diebold?
[22:32:13] <chromas> Parkeon
[22:32:19] <chromas> Damn Frenchies
[22:32:34] <FatPhil> they changed their name because everyone knew how crap they were?
[22:32:49] <FatPhil> you can't say that never happens
[22:33:06] <chromas> That sounds more like Diesecret than Diebold
[22:33:36] <chromas> Or maybe Dietalic
[23:18:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chrome Extension Stealing Cryptocurrency Keys and Passwords - https://sylnt.us - safe-as-houses-said-the-little-piggies
[23:34:48] <FatPhil> Diehard
[23:53:31] <chromas> Need moar space subs so I can have a theme going
[23:54:54] <Cascade> https://arstechnica.com
[23:54:55] <systemd> ^ 03Goop’s Netflix trailer: Paltrow sinks into a vagina, spews pseudoscience ( https://arstechnica.com )