#soylent | Logs for 2020-01-03
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[00:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mealworms Safely Consume Toxic Additive-Containing Plastic - https://sylnt.us - I-know-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-fly
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[01:04:35] <Runaway1956> Had to work today - it was tough after almost three weeks off
[01:05:00] <Runaway1956> But, I managed to change out a wiring harness on a machine, and everything works when I was finished
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[02:35:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EPA Scientists Warn the EPA Against Proposed Regulation Rollbacks - https://sylnt.us - just-plain-silly
[02:36:26] <chromas> haha https://www.theverge.com
[02:36:27] <systemd> ^ 03Movies are already disappearing from Disney+
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[02:51:56] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: o/
[02:52:04] <AzumaHazuki> o/
[02:52:19] * Bytram has been wondering how the plav (?) worked out for you?
[02:52:51] <Bytram> ruh roh... I think my connection is going to drop again
[02:52:57] <AzumaHazuki> plov worked out well :9 i had the proper spices this time. no tomato paste, but don't really need it
[02:53:18] <Bytram> yay!
[02:53:35] <AzumaHazuki> mine are too rice-heavy but, eh, poverty food
[02:53:43] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:54:07] * Bytram likes his chili with beans and extra chili powder and rice.
[02:54:20] <AzumaHazuki> me too. no one on the elevator with me does though :V
[02:54:24] <Bytram> which reminds me... I haven't had dinner
[02:54:27] <Bytram> ROLF!
[02:56:32] <Bytram> =g rule of thumb
[02:56:33] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Rule of thumb - Wikipedia
[03:23:22] <chromas> spam is getting religious I guess
[03:23:37] <chromas> "Did Jesus smoke weed? According to Pastor Andrew, the answer is YES."
[03:54:19] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[04:16:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Tell If a Brain is Awake: EEG May Not Always be a Reliable Reflection of Consciousness - https://sylnt.us - he's-not-dead-yet
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[05:13:08] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[05:13:08] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[05:15:55] * Cascade wonders what other small things could fit into TheMightyBuzzard's gape
[05:17:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> sips of scotch
[05:19:31] <Cascade> Breakfast links
[05:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you saying scotch isn't for breakfast?
[05:26:26] <Cascade> It's fine, as long as you marinate it in bacon first
[05:29:44] <chromas> Could you put whisky and beer together?
[05:30:15] <chromas> HopsScotch
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[06:06:56] <AzumaHazuki> =submit https://newatlas.com
[06:06:59] <systemd> Submitting "Novel dementia vaccine on track for human trials within two years"...
[06:07:21] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Novel Dementia Vaccine on Track for Human Trials Within Two Years" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that one i'm going to have to go anti-vax on. i've been quite looking forward to dementia. i wouldn't need to keep updating my video library with new stuff all the time cause i could just watch things i've seen a hundred times for the first time again.
[06:16:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Explore This 3D World Rendered In ASCII Art - https://sylnt.us - taking-us-back-to-the-1980s
[06:17:32] <AzumaHazuki> don't worry, it doesn't work on organisms with only one helix :v
[06:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, and chromas, that was some quality trolling there. hopsscotch indeed.
[06:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[06:17:46] <Bender> karma - chromas: 273
[06:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've got two, i just keep the other one in my tackle box.
[06:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, frozen 2. it was the suck. felt like something an indie guy would write to impress chicks.
[06:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is doubly suck because i dug the first one
[07:24:16] <chromas> Maybe the 'live-action' photorealistic animated reboot will be better
[08:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Reveals Higher Microplastics In London Air Compared To Other Cities - https://sylnt.us - sounds-cough-about-wheeze-right
[10:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Combustion-Powered Cars Could be Banned in Ireland by 2030 - https://sylnt.us - hope-the-price-falls-by-then
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[11:49:23] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[11:49:24] <systemd> Submitting "Ransomware Attackers Offer Holiday Discounts and Greetings"...
[11:49:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Ransomware Attackers Offer Holiday Discounts and Greetings" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:49:47] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[11:49:48] <systemd> Submitting "Popular U.S. Restaurant Owner Hit by Credit Card Stealing Malware"...
[11:50:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Popular U.S. Restaurant Owner Hit by Credit Card Stealing Malware" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:50:35] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[11:50:37] <systemd> Submitting "Starbucks Devs Leave API Key in GitHub Public Repo"...
[11:50:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Starbucks Devs Leave API Key in GitHub Public Repo" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:50:59] <chromas> sweet
[11:51:02] <chromas> api++
[11:51:02] <Bender> karma - api: 8
[11:51:22] <Anonymous_Coward> yup
[11:51:31] <Anonymous_Coward> at least they paid a bug bounty
[11:51:34] <Anonymous_Coward> $4,000
[11:51:42] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com RIP
[11:51:44] <systemd> Submitting "Python 2.7 Reaches End of Life After 20 Years of Development"...
[11:52:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Python 2.7 Reaches End of Life After 20 Years of Development" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:53:09] <chromas> Ooh, should be some good comments there ;)
[11:53:21] <Anonymous_Coward> hopefully
[11:53:26] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[11:53:28] <systemd> Submitting "Clustering pattern of Azteca ant colonies may be due to a Turing mechanism"...
[11:53:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Clustering Pattern of Azteca Ant Colonies May be Due to a Turing Mechanism" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:53:51] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[11:53:53] <systemd> Submitting "IRS drops longstanding promise not to compete against TurboTax"...
[11:53:59] <chromas> =submit https://www.technologyreview.com
[11:54:01] <systemd> Submitting "An elegy for cash: the technology we might never replace"...
[11:54:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "IRS Drops Longstanding Promise Not to Compete Against TurboTax" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:54:18] <Anonymous_Coward> doh! duplicate!
[11:54:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "An Elegy for Cash: the Technology We Might Never Replace" (47 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:54:46] <chromas> 20_second_delay--
[11:54:46] <Bender> karma - 20_second_delay: -2
[11:55:20] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[11:55:22] <systemd> Submitting "DNA analysis revealed the identity of 19th century “Connecticut vampire”"...
[11:55:43] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "DNA Analysis Revealed the Identity of 19th Century “Connecticut Vampire”" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:56:45] <Anonymous_Coward> please resubmit the elegy story
[11:56:48] <Anonymous_Coward> chromas
[11:56:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Life Could Have Emerged From Lakes With High Phosphorus - https://sylnt.us
[11:57:41] <chromas> Did it get deleted?
[11:58:12] <Anonymous_Coward> unfortunately yes. Sorry about that
[11:58:18] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[11:58:20] <systemd> Submitting "Aston Martin’s rearview mirror shows three video feeds simultaneously"...
[11:58:27] <chromas> =submit https://www.technologyreview.com
[11:58:30] <systemd> Submitting "An elegy for cash: the technology we might never replace"...
[11:58:41] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Aston Martin’s Rearview Mirror Shows Three Video Feeds Simultaneously" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:58:52] <systemd> chromas, submit failed: rehash thinks it succeeded but it didn't; Blame TMB.
[11:59:10] <chromas> Hm
[11:59:31] <chromas> I think I've seen that issue before, when a sub is exactly the same as another or something
[11:59:32] <Anonymous_Coward> I didn't realize you had submitted a story between mine
[11:59:46] <chromas> That's alright
[11:59:58] <chromas> It doesn't show up in the subs list but it can still be accepted
[12:00:17] <Anonymous_Coward> how does that work?
[12:00:24] <chromas> or rejected again and again :D
[12:00:47] <chromas> you just load a sub by its url and all the options are still there
[12:00:58] <Anonymous_Coward> try resubmitting with a '?blah' at the end
[12:01:24] <chromas> =submit [watch out for some duplicate text at the end] https://www.technologyreview.com
[12:01:26] <systemd> Submitting "An elegy for cash: the technology we might never replace"...
[12:01:48] <chromas> it's pretty long. bot needs a summarizer
[12:01:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "An Elegy for Cash: the Technology We Might Never Replace" (48 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:02:55] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[12:02:56] <systemd> Submitting "First identified comet to visit our solar system from another star: Interstellar comet 2I -- Borisov swings past sun"...
[12:03:18] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "First Identified Comet to Visit Our Solar System From Another Star: Interstellar Comet 2I -- Borisov" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:03:51] <chromas> =submit https://www.technologyreview.com
[12:03:51] <chromas> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[12:03:54] <systemd> Submitting "An elegy for cash: the technology we might never replace"...
[12:03:54] <systemd> Submitting "Rise of #MeTooBots: scientists develop AI to detect harassment in emails"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[12:04:15] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Rise of #MeTooBots: Scientists Develop AI to Detect Harassment in Emails" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:04:16] <systemd> chromas, submit failed: rehash thinks it succeeded but it didn't; Blame TMB.
[12:04:28] <Anonymous_Coward> lol
[12:04:29] <chromas> Oh yeah, what's weird about the error on that sub is the site acts like the sub succeeded but it has a yuge subid
[12:04:30] <Anonymous_Coward> ish
[12:04:51] <Anonymous_Coward> ok that is weird
[12:05:04] <chromas> oh I mis-copied that last failed link. didn't mean to paste it aggain
[12:05:40] <chromas> =submit https://www.cnbc.com
[12:05:42] <systemd> Submitting "Big Tech will push deeper into finance this year"...
[12:06:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Big Tech Will Push Deeper Into Finance This Year" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:06:51] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[12:06:53] <systemd> Submitting "Model beats Wall Street analysts in forecasting business financials: Using limited data, this automated system predicts a company's quarterly sales"...
[12:07:14] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Model Beats Wall Street Analysts in Forecasting Business Financials: Using Limited Data, This Automa" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:08:33] <Anonymous_Coward> upstart needs a parser for theguardian sites
[12:09:12] <chromas> fpos
[12:09:20] <Anonymous_Coward> :)
[12:09:35] <chromas> Thanks for the notice :)
[12:09:44] <Anonymous_Coward> can't wait for #metoo bots at work
[12:09:47] <chromas> Anonymous_Coward++
[12:09:47] <Bender> karma - anonymous_coward: 1
[12:10:26] <Anonymous_Coward> I know at least one person that will never be able to send an email again
[12:11:23] <chromas> A quick fingering of their page source seems like the bot should have an easy time with it. Bot must have the AIDS
[12:12:15] <Anonymous_Coward> lul
[12:12:54] <chromas> just returns an empty string
[12:13:00] <Anonymous_Coward> hmmmm
[12:13:22] <chromas> I tried the command-line and web versions
[12:20:18] <chromas> =submit https://medicalxpress.com
[12:20:18] <chromas> =submit https://news.softpedia.com from the no-thanks dept.
[12:20:18] <chromas> =submit https://www.sciencenews.org
[12:20:18] <chromas> =submit https://www.digitalinformationworld.com
[12:20:19] <systemd> Submitting "Researchers Claim that YouTube doesn't Recommend Radical Content to its Users; Critics React!"...
[12:20:20] <systemd> Submitting "Engrams emerging as the basic unit of memory"...
[12:20:20] <systemd> Submitting "2019 Was the Year When Windows 10 Conquered the Desktop"...
[12:20:20] <systemd> Submitting "A new map reveals radio waves from tens of thousands of galaxies"...
[12:20:25] <chromas> Submission partyyy!
[12:20:41] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Researchers Claim That YouTube Doesn't Recommend Radical Content to its Users; Critics React!" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:20:41] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Engrams Emerging as the Basic Unit of Memory" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:20:41] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "2019 Was the Year When Windows 10 Conquered the Desktop" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:20:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "A New Map Reveals Radio Waves From Tens of Thousands of Galaxies" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ESO Observations Reveal Black Holes' Breakfast at the Cosmic Dawn - https://sylnt.us - nom-nom-nom
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[15:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Build a Particle Accelerator that Fits on a Chip - https://sylnt.us - chips-and-dips
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[17:36:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IRS Stops Firms Like TurboTax from Hiding Free Tax-Filing Products in Searches - https://sylnt.us - TANSTAAFL
[18:09:47] <cmn32480> is it wrong that I'm watching Attack of the Clones and all I can think of is Natalie Portman smothered in hot grits?
[18:10:34] <FatPhil> It's alright as long as you're not licking the screen
[18:10:57] <cmn32480> that makes me feel vaguely better
[18:11:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> smothered? I thought we put them down her pants?
[18:23:29] <cmn32480> I believe it is "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and smothered in hot grits
[19:17:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazons Were Long Considered a Myth. These Discoveries Show Warrior Women Were Real. - https://sylnt.us - Why-aren't-the-Amazon-women-located-in-the-Amazon?
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[21:07:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Project Artemis: NASA Administrator Reportedly Proposed Joint U.S.-Japan Moon Landing - https://sylnt.us - how-much-will-they-pay?
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[23:06:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Creepy Conversation Between a Passenger and an Airline - https://sylnt.us - papers^W-pictures-please