#soylent | Logs for 2019-12-28
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[00:03:39] <AzumaHazuki> in other news, new stove, finally :D and a weekend off. Time to cook up a storm
[00:06:17] * szopin has just a hunch azuma is a cuck
[00:06:34] <szopin> juuuust a hunch
[00:08:42] <szopin> wtf is your singular post showing up as 4 messages? did you subscribe 4 times?
[00:13:10] <szopin> oh wow even takyon woke up nice
[00:14:14] <szopin> suure people just randomly downmod you, every time
[00:14:51] <szopin> after going through journals, szopin journal, 3 threads down, 4th comment down... this is what random people downmod
[00:14:54] <szopin> suuuuuuuure
[00:15:18] <szopin> do you even hear yourself how absurd uyou sound?
[00:15:33] <szopin> it was not rando, srry to break it to you
[00:16:47] <szopin> -but my feelings tell me it was just random dude-
[00:22:08] <szopin> srsly you could've waited a week, a month, noone would know, damn son
[00:23:05] <szopin> just totally random people barge in on those 5 deep discussions to downmod, I swear
[00:23:14] <szopin> retard
[00:27:30] <chromas> muh walls o' text
[00:27:35] <szopin> takyon: Yup, some other weirdo did do all of that. Welcome to SN.
[00:27:38] <szopin> kekk
[00:28:39] <szopin> guys it wasn't me downmodding the guy I disagree with in midst of discussion, it was just a rando that disliked my post 4 levels down from journal level and 3 levels above where we had the discussion with takyon
[00:28:47] <szopin> makes total sense
[00:29:08] <szopin> whole SN is full of people just randomly downmodding people 3-4 levels down the line
[00:29:32] <szopin> chromas: yeah, sorry about that, takyon won't show his ass here
[00:33:42] <szopin> whooo -3 karma, try harder takyonites
[00:35:29] <szopin> but yeah, all you need is like 2-3 guys downmodding in tandem to get rid of any unpopular opinion (especially about you cucks)
[00:36:00] <szopin> SN has no problem with ...
[00:36:03] <szopin> lol yeah
[00:37:15] <Cascade> So text. Much masturbate. Wao. I guess that's why sailfish never took off; people who develop for it go insane.
[00:37:41] <szopin> Cascade: yes, sailfish makes people go insane, you got it
[00:37:55] <szopin> you should write for NYT
[00:38:25] <szopin> or at least cut your balls
[00:38:39] <Cascade> What balls?
[00:38:47] <szopin> oh sorry I assumed your balls
[00:39:39] <Cascade> Well I ain't never seen no Android devs go from zero to trollolol in 0 seconds, and those devs have to deal with java and xml!
[00:39:42] <szopin> nokia: makes ballsy moves not so ballsy
[00:40:05] <szopin> you never seen android devs then
[00:40:17] <Cascade> Maybe there are none here
[00:40:20] <szopin> just look at xda: trollol you tell me
[00:41:01] <szopin> yeah I heard there was a nokia dev here, you can fuck off with your android devs are better
[00:41:31] <szopin> even if it was a singular one
[00:41:36] <Cascade> You mean the part where they use a chat forum to post releases? Yeah that's pretty trollie
[00:41:54] <szopin> ??? nah, the nokia dev is here just a silent minority
[00:42:00] <szopin> you are pretending to be a majority
[00:42:02] <Cascade> xda I mean
[00:42:08] <szopin> which noone acknowledhed
[00:43:36] <szopin> look dude it's cool you you have political stance and all, the one nokia dev here will not stand on your political stance
[00:43:47] <szopin> and neither will other people
[00:43:58] <szopin> you're the edge case
[00:44:24] <chromas> Microsoft Edge is an edge case
[00:44:43] <szopin> sooo, forget politics and be a cool guy, or be anti trumper like the rest and yeah, just be like the rest
[00:44:54] <szopin> noone gives a F
[00:45:59] <AzumaHazuki> i've got him on /ignore, LOL. Is he going on a rant? XD
[00:46:03] <szopin> if only he was also for hillary 2020 we would have this great driver
[00:46:32] * szopin if only azuma pretended better to have people on ignore and not be such a cunt
[00:47:53] <szopin> literally noone gives a fuck if azuma is here to give us soul, cascade is crucial for our kernel compile man
[00:48:25] <szopin> you either wanna play politics to have some fun discussing, or you go full derek smart: I ignore you all, bite me kek
[00:48:33] <szopin> noone cares
[00:49:12] <szopin> just don't fucking pretend you need to hate trump to actually be part of OSS as it's a fucking lie that azuma would say
[00:49:16] <chromas> Aside from all that, how's the sn appz going?
[00:49:28] <szopin> pretty good
[00:49:46] <szopin> 60+ downloads
[00:49:50] <szopin> 40+ active installs
[00:49:59] <szopin> still want to add anonposting
[00:50:06] <chromas> I didn't think we even had that many active users
[00:50:12] <szopin> but my testing showed it gets limited very quickly
[00:50:33] <szopin> so not sure how to roll it out... maybe with: please don't comment more than twice an hour?
[00:50:56] <szopin> you csan still comment from webview as often as you like
[00:51:01] <szopin> the limit is there on api posting
[00:51:10] <szopin> but TMB never answered me about the limits
[00:51:57] <szopin> nah, there's like 1000 active users that partake in commenting according to 1/10 rule
[00:52:13] <szopin> there's supposed to be 1 mil passive users
[00:52:59] <szopin> yeah actually should be like 100k active users
[00:53:07] <szopin> don't believe it
[00:53:31] <szopin> it's all AC complaining about TMB and runaway
[00:53:31] <chromas> Does that 1/10 rule account for mass bot signups and sockpuppets or just people who got bored and left?
[00:53:47] <szopin> it would be easy to count SFOS users
[00:54:12] <szopin> as there's like maybe 60 active installs it means there;s 0.6 poster
[00:54:23] <szopin> is he bored or left?
[00:54:37] <chromas> regressive left
[00:54:48] <chromas> alt-left to move backward; alt-right to move forward
[00:54:51] <szopin> muh centrist
[00:55:05] <szopin> horseshoe confirmed
[00:55:15] <szopin> he's too in the center to even comment
[00:55:55] <szopin> nah, but the funny thing is the only comment I got was: are these real news or fake news
[00:55:56] <szopin> kek
[00:56:37] <szopin> like dude, wtf, you got sources, linked everywhere in the submission: I need zuckerberg to tell me if I can believe this
[00:56:59] <szopin> bots asking how to be a better bot
[00:58:29] <chromas> Does your thing do submissions too? I know the api supports it
[01:01:15] <szopin> Nah
[01:01:20] <szopin> I mean it could but why
[01:01:58] <chromas> Moar features
[01:02:02] <szopin> It's probably better with limited access?
[01:02:06] <szopin> Yeah I thouight so too
[01:02:13] <szopin> but then I looked at journal
[01:02:14] <szopin> s
[01:02:27] <szopin> and holy shit it's filled with low level shitty political fuck
[01:02:35] <szopin> I'm not adding that
[01:03:34] <szopin> It's like you have an app that has 'content' (you can argue this is white supremacist content or whatever) then: hey journals are more content/features
[01:03:47] <szopin> yeah, no way, fuck that shit
[01:03:56] <szopin> even if the most obnoxious are the lefties
[01:04:11] <szopin> and not the "white supremacy"
[01:04:12] <chromas> You can login
[01:04:26] <szopin> logging in is another can of worms
[01:04:33] <szopin> that cannot be done well on a mobile device
[01:04:51] <chromas> It doesn't support cookies?
[01:05:01] <szopin> if you want useful: you can make it easy, but non-secure
[01:05:10] <szopin> if you want secure, retype password every time
[01:05:17] <szopin> you just can't make it work really
[01:05:50] <chromas> You just have to store the session cookie somewhere. Any browser or application that uses an account would have to store at least a token somewhere insecure
[01:06:06] <szopin> and also: logged in comments means - azuma and the rest will just downmod whatever uyou say
[01:06:17] <szopin> they are like the reddit harpies who went through your reddit posting history
[01:06:29] <szopin> the leftists are crazy no matter where you go
[01:06:52] <szopin> they will hunt you for saying orange man good
[01:06:57] <szopin> no matter what else you do
[01:07:10] <szopin> fuck that shit, until you agree to shut up and disappear from public life
[01:07:23] <szopin> the good left will hunt you down
[01:07:53] <chromas> Sure but then you're letting them dictate your software features
[01:08:01] <szopin> anonposting is good, they can only waste their modpoints on AC over and over
[01:08:13] <szopin> chromas: no
[01:08:19] <szopin> noones dictating anything
[01:08:29] <szopin> I just don't care about redditposting
[01:08:35] <szopin> anonposting is cool
[01:08:38] <szopin> I will support it
[01:08:49] <szopin> this is all what internewt was supposed to be
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[01:09:04] <szopin> if you need karma and points for saying: x bad, y good
[01:09:09] <szopin> fuck you, you need fb
[01:09:23] <szopin> you can get all your up/downvotes there
[01:09:25] <szopin> or on reddit
[01:09:33] <szopin> commenting shouldn't be an emotional affair
[01:10:05] <chromas> fb doesn't have (visible) karma
[01:10:13] <szopin> you either have an opinion (which should have 0 links to people up/downvoting)
[01:10:16] <szopin> or you have nothing to say
[01:10:28] <szopin> likes?
[01:10:44] <szopin> he said he hates black people and it got 667 likes
[01:10:46] <szopin> reeeee
[01:10:57] <chromas> That doesn't affect your ability to post and there's no aggregate value displayed
[01:11:03] <szopin> report him to internet police
[01:11:10] <szopin> of course it affects
[01:11:19] <szopin> ok, post you hate black people on fb
[01:11:27] <szopin> and tell me it didn't affect your ability to post
[01:11:35] <chromas> that's not karma
[01:11:36] <szopin> now post you hate white people
[01:11:43] <szopin> and you can still post yay
[01:12:10] <szopin> indeed, hating white people didn't impact your posting ability
[01:12:16] <szopin> hating black people actually does
[01:13:03] <szopin> not karma? then what IDPOL karma?
[01:13:34] <chromas> you can get b& regardless of the number of likes you get
[01:13:48] <szopin> you can't get banned for posting about haring white people
[01:13:54] <szopin> no matter the likes counter
[01:14:11] <chromas> right. the likes aren't related, so they don't count as karma
[01:14:12] <szopin> or are you gonna pretend it's the same whether black or white?
[01:14:35] <szopin> so what is the good counter/
[01:14:44] <chromas> we can't know because people who say they hate whites or cops probably don't get reported as much
[01:14:56] <szopin> you really believe this?
[01:15:09] <szopin> it's because underreporting?
[01:15:28] <szopin> we can easily solve this by posting on /pol/
[01:15:38] <szopin> and you will get a ton of reporting, and guess what nothing changes
[01:15:40] <chromas> Probably. People who don't hate whitey have other things to do besides reporting all day, like jobs and stuff.
[01:15:55] <szopin> oh so only blacks work on twitter?
[01:16:27] <chromas> of course we know fb has a bias (for example, the cambridge analytica thing) but still, that's not a karma value
[01:16:39] <szopin> but it's the same on twitter
[01:17:08] <szopin> brb
[01:17:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Proposed CO2 Capture System Could Reduce Truck Emissions by 90 Percent - https://sylnt.us - it's-a-gas
[01:18:38] <szopin> capture my co2
[01:19:22] <szopin> greta: they want to shank your part
[01:20:01] <szopin> idk chromas, I just feel it's all fake
[01:23:56] <szopin> is it ok to invoke religious relationships in SN comments?
[01:24:39] <szopin> I feel it's bit underhanded
[01:26:09] <szopin> Don't sweat it, you're supposed to practice with folks better than you. <- this just smells of 'hey hey hey, we earn more than you, listen now'
[01:27:04] <szopin> gnostics would have an issue with that
[01:27:13] <szopin> and even current 'christians'
[01:27:35] <szopin> not claiming current christians being gnostics (they are)
[01:29:03] <szopin> Base Goal: $2000.00 Currently: $1944.36
[01:29:12] <szopin> wow only 56 bucks from goal
[01:31:56] <szopin> how the fuck did it happen though? it was 250 bucks like just a month ago
[01:32:12] <szopin> was it all xmas donations?
[01:33:19] <szopin> ok fuck it, I need my own channel definitely
[01:33:37] <szopin> 99.9% of comments since rise of skywalker went into the cinemas was my own comments
[01:33:55] <szopin> we need #soylent-szopin
[01:34:19] <szopin> or #soylent-without-ethanol
[01:42:07] <szopin> Don't sweat it, you're supposed to practice with folks better than you. <- TMB
[01:42:45] <szopin> Does anyone know where tmb gets the idea of: you're supposed to practice with folks better than you?
[01:45:38] <szopin> We went from 16 karma to 12 karma... we gotta be doing something right
[01:46:41] <szopin> People hatein what they not understatin
[01:50:34] <szopin> omg, the latest journal will cause no shit
[01:52:26] <szopin> the thing is, I really don't think SN is racist
[01:52:44] <szopin> but the marxists will tell me: it's because you're white and male
[01:52:53] <szopin> like, yeah fuckers, I know
[01:53:08] <szopin> still I don't believe tmb and the rest are
[01:54:07] <szopin> when I was a black female and expected a new child (black btw), the SN guys broguth me a lawyer to try to force the father into accepting
[01:54:09] <szopin> didn't work
[01:55:16] <szopin> karma now 12 :D
[01:55:35] <szopin> this is it, you only need 3 more comments and find them unflavoured
[01:55:38] <szopin> this is it
[01:55:53] <szopin> fuck the whole idea of popular vote
[01:55:59] <szopin> this is now the socjus vote
[01:56:10] <szopin> fuck it, make everyone pay
[01:56:38] <szopin> how do you know harvey weinstein wasn't my close friend?
[01:56:44] <szopin> just in case kick
[01:56:56] <szopin> white male - kick, just to be safe
[02:00:21] <szopin> oh wow, 3:00 again
[02:00:32] <szopin> and again nothing behind it
[02:00:42] <szopin> must be irc god
[02:01:21] <szopin> takyon: AzumaHazuki szopin TheMightyBuzzard : so I'm free to go?
[02:01:28] <szopin> thx
[02:04:55] <pinchy> welcome to the szopin soapbox
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[02:16:40] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://venturebeat.com
[02:16:41] <systemd> Submitting "Tencent details how its MOBA-playing AI system beats 99.81% of human opponents"...
[02:17:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Tencent Details How its MOBA-playing AI System Beats 99.81% of Human Opponents" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:17:04] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://venturebeat.com
[02:17:05] <systemd> Submitting "Ubisoft uses AI to teach a car to drive itself in a racing game"...
[02:17:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Ubisoft Uses AI to Teach a Car to Drive Itself in a Racing Game" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[02:21:48] <szopin> welcome to my soapbox
[02:22:29] <szopin> can we like impeach szopin?
[02:22:39] <szopin> at least from his soapbox
[02:23:15] <szopin> it's prety obvious it's russians
[02:23:35] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://thenextweb.com
[02:23:37] <systemd> Submitting "Genetically modifying mosquitoes to prevent disease carries unknown risks"...
[02:23:59] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Genetically Modifying Mosquitoes to Prevent Disease Carries Unknown Risks" (25 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:25:07] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.firstpost.com
[02:25:10] <systemd> Submitting "Space and Astronomy in 2019: Unforgettable findings and events in space exploration, the universe- Technology News, Firstpost"...
[02:25:11] <szopin> apparently being russian is no longer a bad thing
[02:25:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Space and Astronomy in 2019: Unforgettable Findings and Events in Space Exploration, the Universe- T" (41 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:25:34] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.firstpost.com
[02:25:36] <systemd> Submitting "One year in, NASA's Parker Probe returns clues to long-held mysteries about solar wind, sun's atmosphere- Technology News, Firstpost"...
[02:25:58] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "One Year In, NASA's Parker Probe Returns Clues to Long-held Mysteries About Solar Wind, Sun's Atmosp" (31 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:26:04] <szopin> as long as russian helps democrats = good
[02:26:25] <szopin> if russian helps trump = evil
[02:27:29] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://kotaku.com
[02:27:31] <systemd> Submitting "A Programmer Lost A Game He Made As A Kid, Until Someone Streamed It On Twitch"...
[02:27:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "A Programmer Lost A Game He Made As A Kid, Until Someone Streamed It On Twitch" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:34:15] <szopin> such a shame, I restart my modem to get a new IP, clear cache so noone can track me there, in the end I agree with TMB, women are trash
[02:36:05] <szopin> I mean you can create new nicknames all you want, deep down you know it to be true
[02:37:39] <szopin> https://www.reddit.com
[02:37:42] <systemd> ^ 03r/Drama - #WomenAreTrash was trending on Twitter and all the soy boys 😷 and queens 👸🏾 come out to hold the defense line
[02:42:16] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[02:42:18] <systemd> Submitting "How to (Hypothetically) Hack Your School's Surveillance System"...
[02:42:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "How to (Hypothetically) Hack Your School's Surveillance System" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[02:46:24] <szopin`> jk
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[02:46:34] <szopin> ^^
[02:49:34] <szopin> How #WomenAreTrash is trending when we created all of y’all https://twitter.com
[02:49:35] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[02:49:57] <szopin> shieeeet
[02:50:17] <szopin> god created all of y'all stop being shitty y;all ok?
[02:52:01] <szopin> ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY TRENDING #WomenAreTrash??? Fuck off with your chauvinistic incel tripe. Seriously. And when you fuck off with that, fuck off even further. Keep fucking off until you've fucked completely off, & then fuck off some more. Never stop fucking off. Seriously. https://twitter.com
[02:52:02] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[02:53:39] <szopin> darth pingu never stop fucking off
[02:54:18] <szopin> muh progressive soy
[02:56:56] <szopin> http://boards.4chan.org
[02:56:56] <systemd> ^ 03/pol/ - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY TRENDING #WomenAreTrash? - Politically Incorrect - 4chan
[03:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> szopin, whatchoo talkin bout, willis?
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[03:13:08] <szopin_> I mean
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[03:13:45] <szopin> wouldn't you?
[03:14:23] <szopin> that's all your honor
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[03:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea what yer talkin about
[03:18:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i like women. they have boobies.
[03:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[03:19:03] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 130
[03:23:08] * Bytram wobbles in after a long day, starts looking at scrollback
[03:23:35] <Bytram> well! what a chatty lot you-all have been!
[03:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[03:29:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, i should wait four more hours or so and text cmn32480 that exec died
[03:31:31] * Bytram wobbles in after a long day, starts looking at scrollback
[03:32:18] <Bytram> sees that 90+% of past day-or-so's comments are by one person.
[03:32:41] <Bytram> reminds me of an earlier time...
[03:32:46] <Bytram> poutine--
[03:32:46] <Bender> karma - poutine: -436
[03:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> now now, you need to be precise. script it up and find out exactly.
[03:33:03] <Bytram> who was that other one? Gravis?
[03:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ... ef is the only one sides me n crutchy i can think of that talks too much
[03:36:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Investigation Claims United Arab Emirates Uses The ToTok App To Spy - https://sylnt.us - I-SPY-UAE
[03:38:28] <Bytram> !whoup Gravis
[03:38:28] <Bender> uppers of gravis are: crutchy: 3, Deucalion: 2, chromas: 2, arti: 1, cmn32480: 1, Bytram: 1
[03:38:35] <Bytram> !whodown Gravis
[03:38:35] <Bender> downers of gravis are: Runaway1956: -20, chromas: -3, Gravis: -1, Bytram: -1, n1: -1, cmn32480|breakinstuf: -1
[03:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whodown themightybuzzard
[03:39:02] <Bender> downers of themightybuzzard are: Bytram: -2, chromas: -2, mechanicjay: -1, TheMightyBuzzard: -1, carny: -1, TK: -1, stderr: -1, Sulla: -1
[03:39:09] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[03:39:22] <Bytram> and... who was the one with all the LEDs and the threat of a 400GB DDoS?
[03:39:32] <Bytram> !whoup TheMightyBuzzard
[03:39:32] <Bender> uppers of themightybuzzard are: Bytram: 177, crutchy: 43, chromas: 34, cmn32480: 26, FatPhil: 16, Deucalion: 8, Bytram|away: 7, mrcoolbp: 5, juggs: 5, mechanicjay: 5, geotti: 4, Bytram|afk: 4, nick: 3, Ethanol-fueled: 3, Blackmoore: 3, Subsentient: 3, prospectacle: 3, xlefay: 2, charon_: 2, JamesNZ: 2, paulej72: 2, RandomFactor: 2, capt_curmudgeon: 1, carny: 1, SemperOSS: - 1 more
[03:39:35] <carny> lol
[03:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> khyber or some such?
[03:39:52] <Bytram> that's it!
[03:39:54] <carny> mine was because i upped the wrong person and i wanted to correct it ;]
[03:40:21] <Bytram> !whodown khyber
[03:40:21] <Bender> downers of khyber are: mattie_p: -1, xyzzyyzzyx: -1, kobach: -1
[03:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine was because that asshole is a shitty boss
[03:40:49] <Bytram> hmm, maybe not... I think it was a different speeling?
[03:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whoup kyber
[03:40:59] <Bender> nobody upped kyber yet
[03:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whodown kyber
[03:41:05] <Bender> nobody downed kyber yet
[03:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, thas it i think
[03:41:15] <Bytram> !whoup khyber
[03:41:15] <Bender> uppers of khyber are: xlefay: 4, hax0rz: 2, martyb: 1, crutchy: 1, Cryptobandar: 1, juggs: 1, andrew: 1, weilawei: 1, arti: 1, kobach: 1, Popeidol: 1
[03:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whoup poutine
[03:41:25] <Bender> uppers of poutine are: chromas: 8, andrew: 6, crutchy: 4, NCommander: 3, FatPhil: 3, Bytram: 3, xlefay: 2, TheMightyBuzzard: 1, SpallsHurgenson: 1, Mattiep: 1, kobach: 1, MrBluze_: 1, fyngyrz: 1, juggs: 1, robinld: 1, drgibbon: 1
[03:41:31] <Bytram> ahhh! That *was* a nick
[03:41:55] <Bytram> go ahead, do the obvious
[03:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i feel the need for some genuinely good television
[03:42:31] <Bytram> !whodown poutine
[03:42:31] <Bender> downers of poutine are: kobach: -112, crutchy: -49, Bytram: -41, chromas: -24, xlefay: -23, FoobarBazbot_: -19, FatPhil: -16, stderr: -13, mrcoolbp: -12, andrew: -12, swiss: -12, Khyber: -11, mattie_p: -11, FoobarBazbot: -10, Ethanol-fueled: -9, SoylentMUD: -9, pbnjoe: -7, drcoolbp: -7, paulej72: -6, TheMightyBuzzard: -4, stdhell: -4, dx3bydt3: -4, takyon: -3, FunPika: - 2 more
[03:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to rewatch cheers
[03:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whoup coffee
[03:42:51] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 2248, Bytram: 1317, crutchy: 1239, cmn32480: 479, Blackmoore: 237, chromas: 94, paulej72: 59, Runaway1956: 57, crutchy_: 55, SemperOSS: 31, mrcoolbp: 31, Bytram|away: 29, mechanicjay: 27, FatPhil: 26, Ethanol-fueled: 23, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, everdred: 21, arti: 19, xhedit: 19, qkontinuum: 17, boru: 17, mattie_p: - 5 more
[03:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[03:42:55] <Bender> 16, AndyTheAbsurd: 16, MrBluze: 15, TK: 12, mecctro: 12, Alberto: 11, CoolHand: 10, TheMightyPhone: 9, exec: 9, crutchy__: 7, silverly: 6, Thouren: 6, Silverly: 5, idetuxs: 5, keplr: 5, Teckla: 5, cmn32480|sleepin: 4, Bytram_: 4, monopoly: 4, SpallsHurgenson: 4, juggs: 4, matt_: 4, rand: 3, janrinok: 3, bacterium: 3, Blackmoore_: 3, alexbst: 2, takyon: 2, systemd: 2, dyingtolive: - 4 more
[03:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[03:42:59] <Bender> 2, mattiep: 2, weeds: 2, \: 2, fyngyrz: 2, Sulla_: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: 2, prospectacle: 2, Deucalion: 2, ar: 2, bacteria: 2, Sulla: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, dx3bydt3_: 1, clorox|2: 1, SoyGuest92683: 1, Bald-headed-John-Plooker: 1, chimp: 1, cmn32840: 1, SoyGuest78621: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Laptop: 1, Anomaly: 1, xlefay: 1, bytram|away: 1, crutchy|zzz: 1, bet0x: - 3 more
[03:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[03:43:03] <Bender> 1, netctl: 1, Fnord666: 1, SedBot2: 1, john: 1, Buytam: 1, NetCraft: 1, botctl: 1, blackmoore|afk: 1, Ghoul: 1, cmn32480|HpyNwYr: 1, SoyGuest68986: 1, swampass: 1, |: 1, cIRC_test: 1, SoyCow7650: 1, Blkackmoore: 1, dx3bydt3: 1, Gravis: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Gone: 1, SoyGuest64926: 1, TheMightyBuzzard_: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Out: 1, Chief_Piggum: 1, bytram: 1, geotti_away: 1, crutchy_fone: - 2 more
[03:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[03:43:07] <Bender> 1, SoyCow7625: 1, Fnord666_: 1, K_benzoate: 1, SedBot9000: 1, cmn32480_phone: 1, Hedonismbot: 1, San-Diego-Super-Chargers: 1, unixpickle: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|AFK: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Fishing: 1, Konomi: 1, crutchy___: 1, Chargers_suck: 1, cmn32480_travelin: 1, guy_: 1, Ellenor: 1, cmn32480|vacation: 1, SoyGuest10360: 1, crutchety: 1, lemon: 1, LancePodstrong: 1, mrcool|livingthedream: - 1 more
[03:43:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[03:43:08] <Bytram> well, it was an okay show, but I never quite caught what the buzzzzzz was all about.
[03:43:11] <Bender> 1, MrPlow: 1
[03:43:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, wut? when did i do that?
[03:43:39] <Bytram> \do what?
[03:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> make mrplow coffee++
[03:43:55] <pinchy> !samscratch
[03:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #say #soylent coffee++
[03:44:02] <MrPlow> coffee++
[03:44:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5065
[03:44:46] <Bytram> #say can you see?
[03:45:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ Kudos on: https://soylentnews.org
[03:45:13] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 369
[03:45:15] <systemd> ^ 03Journal of The Mighty Buzzard (18) ( https://soylentnews.org )
[03:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, watched two woody harrelson movies in the past week. reminded me how much i liked cheers.
[03:45:34] <Bytram> that would do ti
[03:45:37] <Bytram> that would do it
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[03:46:15] <szopin> TMB what the fuck are you doing?
[03:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> watchin cheers
[03:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude was a good actor from like day one, he just plays weird roles
[03:46:35] <szopin> grrrrrrr
[03:46:40] <szopin> watch peep show
[03:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i wanna watch something good
[03:46:50] <szopin> much better than anything as the best show ever
[03:47:07] <szopin> no really, peep show besides being english is like the best show ever
[03:47:34] <szopin> just check it out, you can scream at me later if you don't like it
[03:47:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers is better. oh and i need to get taxi too.
[03:48:00] <szopin> how the fuck do you kow that X is better than the best show ever?
[03:48:07] <szopin> because you like X, like dude
[03:48:11] <szopin> just open your mind
[03:48:20] <szopin> stop being a stuck up cunt
[03:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> because it's british, not dr who, and not monty python.
[03:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> qed
[03:48:35] <szopin> but close to monty
[03:48:46] <szopin> peep show is as close to monty python as you can get
[03:48:50] <szopin> without repeating
[03:49:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ...
[03:49:13] <szopin> no seriopusly, just give it a try
[03:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't get close to monty python
[03:49:22] <szopin> yes you can
[03:49:27] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ agreed
[03:49:27] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 370
[03:49:29] <szopin> these guys do it
[03:49:33] <szopin> mighty boosh also do it
[03:49:55] <szopin> mighty boosh is just as absurd as monty, peep show is more of an existential drama
[03:50:05] <szopin> just give it a chance
[03:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> da fuck i wanna watch an existentialist drama for? there gotta be space ships, vampires, or lotsa funny or idgaf
[03:50:55] <szopin> ????
[03:51:03] <szopin> wtf are you on about
[03:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> drama bores me
[03:51:18] <szopin> no space ships, no vampires, no lotsa funnty
[03:51:37] <szopin> just fucking put on peep show season 1 for 2-3 episodes and then tell me you hate it
[03:51:47] <szopin> stop making up fucking excuses
[03:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't need an excuse. you're not the boss of me.
[03:52:17] <szopin> no? oh shit
[03:52:21] <szopin> I thought I was
[03:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> and tonight i wanna go where everybody knows my name.
[03:52:26] <szopin> dammit
[03:52:41] <szopin> everybody knows your name like what...
[03:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> jesus, how young ARE you?
[03:52:57] <szopin> 1918 switzerland forest/
[03:53:07] <szopin> 2012
[03:53:24] <szopin> TMB: how young are you?
[03:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> eleven freaking seasons. second longest running tv show at the time.
[03:53:52] <szopin> I'm afraid I'm 30 fucking seasons, I was born fucking 1982 fuck you
[03:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mid-40s somewhere. not sure.
[03:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> how the shit do you not know the cheers theme song then?
[03:54:21] <szopin> yeah mid-40s is about right
[03:54:29] <szopin> i don't watch US tv
[03:54:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nobody knows his name?
[03:54:40] <szopin> even being from fucking behing the iron curtain
[03:54:58] <szopin> so cheers tells me nothing
[03:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure, make excuses
[03:55:07] <szopin> except a reason to have another sip
[03:55:47] <szopin> ffs I'm no making excuses
[03:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ... i should make MrPlow yell "NORM!" whenever chromas joins the channel
[03:55:58] <szopin> I just never even seen a single episode of cheers
[03:56:01] <szopin> friends, sure
[03:56:08] <szopin> cheers, no fucking idea
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[03:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> comedy set in a bar. great cast. first thing woody harrelson was in that i know of.
[03:57:00] <szopin> chromas is always on, so that idae sucks, you will never get a fucking sip
[03:57:09] <szopin> he's always on, no way to get a sip
[03:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he pings out once in a while
[03:57:19] <szopin> nah
[03:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> he don't use the bouncer like most of the staff
[03:57:45] <szopin> waaaay to low
[03:58:01] <szopin> I'd have like 5 liters of whiskey in the meantime while he had a single drop
[03:58:08] <szopin> don't count on his shitty internet
[03:58:25] <szopin> I mean yeah, in theory he will drop eventually
[03:58:29] <szopin> but not reliably
[03:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i don't want it set on someone who's always dropping. it'd get annoying
[03:58:53] <szopin> so you just hope for a dropper, in theory
[03:59:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, chromas drops at least once a week
[03:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not for long but he does
[03:59:28] <szopin> oh ok, once a week you're gonna have a fucking sip
[03:59:39] <szopin> jesus christ are you like a virgin?
[04:00:14] <szopin> you rely on people doing X (sex?) once per week?
[04:00:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't want it being a regular annoyance because i'm the first one it would annoy.
[04:00:27] <szopin> are you really an incel?
[04:00:52] <szopin> yeah we know, you hate sex because you never had it
[04:00:59] <szopin> seriously?
[04:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you think i'm aiming to get on everyone's nerves when i'm looking for a laugh at a dumb joke.
[04:01:24] <szopin> no no no, it's totally fine
[04:01:28] <szopin> we all laugh
[04:01:30] <szopin> haha
[04:01:36] <szopin> seriously?
[04:02:04] <szopin> jk
[04:04:04] <szopin> Bytram knows
[04:04:55] <szopin> https://www.youtube.com
[04:04:56] <systemd> ^ 03Mr.Bronkz- Be Happy
[04:05:17] <szopin> https://en.wikipedia.org(2017_film)
[04:05:18] <systemd> ^ 03The Captain (2017 film) - Wikipedia
[04:05:30] <szopin> now this is weird combination of links
[04:06:53] <szopin> adolf hitler - you think i'm aiming to get on everyone's nerves when i'm looking for a laugh at a dumb joke.
[04:07:06] <szopin> oh shit that didn't sound right
[04:07:50] <szopin> you know what, whatever, it's all a lie anyway
[04:08:08] <szopin> TMB knows this, try to lie your way out of it
[04:08:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[04:08:25] <szopin> They cannot make you lie?
[04:08:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i knows you need to lay off the caffeine. and coming from me that's an epic statement.
[04:08:45] <szopin> kek
[04:08:47] <szopin> dude
[04:08:53] <szopin> that's pretty gay
[04:09:04] <szopin> but also epic
[04:09:07] <szopin> ^^
[04:09:20] <szopin> you need to lay the... gay
[04:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> 80s gay or pole smoking gay?
[04:09:27] <szopin> I'm a fucking pole
[04:09:33] <szopin> polish pole as they come
[04:09:38] <szopin> from fucking warsaw
[04:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> other kind of pole
[04:09:46] <szopin> no, the real warsaw pole
[04:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i mean in "pole smoking" it's the other kind of pole
[04:10:10] <szopin> and fuck 80s pseudo warsaw gays
[04:10:27] <szopin> oh you mean it like in antisemitic smoking poles
[04:10:38] <szopin> i've no fucking idea whatr you mean then
[04:10:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i mean like the pole between your legs
[04:10:57] <szopin> ?
[04:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> pole smoker = homosexual guy
[04:11:08] <szopin> between my legs?
[04:11:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> has nothing to do with poland. pole like wooden or metal pole
[04:11:57] <szopin> ok, we've had a mighty buzz inbetween my legs
[04:12:08] <szopin> it had nothing to do with poland
[04:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not a pole, i'm a tool
[04:12:13] <szopin> more like wooden pole
[04:12:20] <szopin> or a tool
[04:12:36] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at the clock
[04:12:38] <szopin> just give it up, stop trying to appease
[04:12:46] <szopin> never give up, never surrender
[04:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm also a gone tool. past my bedtime.
[04:12:53] <szopin> don't give those cunts an inch
[04:13:31] <szopin> if you give them an inch they will eat your whole hand
[04:14:20] <szopin> srsly don't give them an inch
[04:15:18] <szopin> gave them inch: ended up loosing 7 feet
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[04:31:44] <Teckla> coffee++
[04:31:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5066
[05:03:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://betanews.com All the Gentoo goodness, precious little of the headaches.
[05:03:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:04:16] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[06:06:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dutch Filmworks Takes Quest to Identify Alleged Pirates to the Supreme Court - https://sylnt.us - they'll-keep-on-trying
[06:48:33] <carny> TheMightyBuzzard: is that what you use?
[06:48:39] <carny> what's it like?
[08:25:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Certain Bacteria Can Override Programmed Cell Death - https://sylnt.us - never-going-to-give-you-up,-never-going-to-let-you-down
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[10:56:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Could Mandate Free Access to Federally Funded Research Papers - https://sylnt.us - open-access-for-all
[10:58:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> carny, yup. it's like linux should be if you update it once a month or more. if you let it go too long without updates it gets tricky though.
[11:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can change a USE flag and the gentoo base will do it the gentoo way, download and compile according to your divine mandate. or you can accept the defaults which are pretty decent and it will download binary packages from one of the binhosts instead.
[11:30:42] <chromas> -O100
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[12:10:22] <chromas> Must've optimized him out
[13:16:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Birds Drop ‘Unnecessary’ Genes Can Help Us Understand Evolution - https://sylnt.us
[13:36:20] <FatPhil> echo USE=-szopin >> /etc/make.conf
[13:38:15] <AzumaHazuki> lol, this szopin kid's kind of shot his load early hasn't he? i'm sure he came in here with *le ebin trollface.apng* on
[13:38:24] <AzumaHazuki> welp!
[13:39:03] <FatPhil> shootin it early and often, gonna need to get the cleaners in
[14:16:29] <Runaway1956> Whew - I thought my new computer died
[14:16:47] <Runaway1956> had to unplug the fans to hear beep codes - first 64k memory bad
[14:17:00] <Runaway1956> shuffled memory around, and it posts
[14:17:37] <Runaway1956> now I need to put it all back together, so I can run it, it in pieces all over my room
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[15:27:55] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[15:27:57] <systemd> Submitting "Ryuk Ransomware Stops Encrypting Linux Folders"...
[15:28:18] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Ryuk Ransomware Stops Encrypting Linux Folders" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[18:07:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Wants to Patent Technology That Could Identify Shoppers by Their Hands - https://sylnt.us - does-amazon-sell-gloves?
[18:45:56] <RandomFactor> Didn't they already pilot that in the OJ Trial?
[18:46:54] <RandomFactor> Also, my cat brought me a bug. It was so sweet.
[19:56:19] <guy> sweet bugs, RandomFactor ??? I figured they would be bitter.
[20:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GM Requests Green Light to Ditch Steering Wheel in Its Self-driving Cars - https://sylnt.us - who-is-responsible-for-accidents?
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[21:07:38] <carny> get inside a metal box that zooms down the road at 60mph with no way to steer
[21:07:46] <carny> sounds like a great idea
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[22:47:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Claims It Has Successfully Tested its Own Internet - https://sylnt.us - bet-it-doesn't-stop-spam
[22:52:06] <AzumaHazuki> i hope russia *does* cut itself off from the rest of the world. fuck 'em.
[22:58:31] <Cascade> Switching from Windows to Eunuchs
[23:59:28] <FatPhil> Anyone seen /The Lighthouse/?