#soylent | Logs for 2019-12-14
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[00:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Now Bans Some Linux Web Browsers from their Services - https://sylnt.us - what's-wrong-with-my-browser
[01:13:39] <chromas> =g google now
[01:13:40] <systemd> https://play.google.com - Google Now Launcher - Apps on Google Play
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[02:17:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vim 8.2 Released : Vim Online - https://sylnt.us - real-programmers-edit-files-using-cat-and-sed
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[03:06:51] <AzumaHazuki> welp. i was worried about the work training final for no reason. got a 91 on it in 20 minutes (passing grade is 75, with 150 minutes allocated)
[03:06:55] <AzumaHazuki> PTCE next...
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[04:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How a Chinese Company Built a $250 Million Search Hijacking Empire - https://sylnt.us - all-your-search-are-belong-to-us
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[07:07:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Police Raid U.S.-Owned Web Server Nginx’s Moscow Office - https://sylnt.us - follow-the-rubles
[08:01:46] <chromas> All the good web servers have offensive names
[08:02:09] <chromas> injun x, apache, 2s
[09:27:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Online Shopping Returns End Up in Landfills. - https://sylnt.us - to-the-dump-to-the-dump-to-the-dump-dump-dump
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[10:06:12] <chromas> =submit https://phys.org
[10:06:14] <systemd> Submitting "Thousands of 'penis fish' exposed on California beach"...
[10:06:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Thousands of 'penis Fish' Exposed on California Beach" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:37:09] <chromas> Nice, toasty laptop. Thanks, Enlightenment, for ignoring the suspend setting
[11:45:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Exclusive: Documents Show Foxconn Refuses to Renegotiate Wisconsin Deal - https://sylnt.us - what-do-you-expect-for-$4.5-billion?
[11:59:09] <FatPhil> how truthy would you say the statement "people left the party making wishy-washy statements about brexit,and flocked to parties making clear statements about brexit" is?
[12:36:31] <chromas> 1
[12:36:37] <chromas> One truthy
[14:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ring's Neighbors App is Revealing Device Locations, Report Says - https://sylnt.us
[14:42:52] <FatPhil> https://www.youredm.com
[14:42:53] <systemd> ^ 03Walmart Apologizes for Ugly Christmas Sweater of Santa Doing Cocaine
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[15:20:27] <szopin> hello
[15:21:35] <szopin> tmb: can you disable ip limiting on dev?
[15:22:20] <szopin> or whatever it is that causes the: this resource is not yet ready after 10s
[15:24:00] <szopin> or @Bytram? maybr
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[15:24:43] <szopin> wooow that crashed my client lol
[15:32:55] <szopin> it's kind of funny how at least 1/3 of the commenters force on SN is creepy haters that go: thats ehat runaway/tmb would say
[15:33:52] <szopin> looking at a 100k audience, these same 3 freaks are like 10% of the comments lol
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[16:22:06] <carny> does sn really get 100k users?
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[16:23:25] <szopin_> hello.again
[16:25:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Serves Up Sizzling Rebuke of Arkansas’ Anti-Veggie-Meat Labeling Law - https://sylnt.us - slow-roasting-grills-of-justice
[16:26:10] <szopin_> bender as aleays on top
[16:27:54] <carny> szopin_: does sn really get 100k users?
[16:28:45] <szopin_> apparently, obly 10% or so ever interact, which explains ~9k users
[16:29:23] <carny> that's more than i could have guessed
[16:29:30] <szopin_> btw do you know this tune https://m.youtube.com ???
[16:29:32] <systemd> ^ 03Mr.Bronkz- Be Happy ( https://www.youtube.com )
[16:30:39] <szopin_> or have you heard it as a a growing up guy or lass
[16:32:18] <szopin_> i guess it's just git clone humor
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[17:04:45] <szopin1> here we go
[17:05:57] <szopin1> > it's private equity what enabled this man Taylor going full blown communism?
[17:06:22] <szopin1> oh well copy paste has issues
[17:08:32] <FatPhil> I charged up my jolla phone on thursday - how do I get your apps?
[17:09:33] <FatPhil> I've never used it, as the UI is retarded (you drag a window down in order to get a pop-up menu to appear at the bottom!??!?!?!?)
[17:12:28] <szopin1> ???
[17:13:29] <szopin1> you drag a window down in order to get a pop-up menu to appear at the bottom!??!?!?!? - you use swipes to navigate thatr very bad non-android pos
[17:13:52] <szopin1> so you can swipe from middle of the screen to the lefvt to go forward, or swipe to the right to get back
[17:13:58] <szopin1> it's like fucking natural
[17:14:20] <szopin1> why someon e would come up with: SFOS is against nature... must be cia/fbi
[17:14:35] <szopin1> or never used sfos so just a fucking bullshitter
[17:15:37] <szopin1> fatphil sold assange I tell ya
[17:16:40] <szopin1> -Hahaha... nah guys I've been to ecuador, they don't have a leader called Lenin
[17:16:52] <szopin1> american lies
[17:18:35] <szopin1> sadlye they do, assange is on altar of swedish rape, but not really, but now it totally is no longer even valid, muh rape
[17:27:03] <FatPhil> "rape" is a mistranslation, it's the equivalent of a sexual assault charge.
[17:29:17] <szopin1> oh hey phil
[17:29:50] <szopin1> do you really have jolla phone?
[17:30:16] <FatPhil> and how on earth could this be described as anything but "swiping down in order to pull up a menu at the bottom"?!? http://theanna.org
[17:31:05] <szopin1> you can touch anywhere and go down to get the top pulley menu, your link seems to be audio only?
[17:31:48] <szopin1> how do you grade from 0 to 10 android and apple ideas of putting 'go back' button on top left corrner?
[17:32:04] <szopin1> do you have 6 inch thumb?
[17:32:14] <FatPhil> I didn't want JS arserape on the phone I normally use when viewing the election results on thurs/fri, so powered the jolla up and browsed away.
[17:32:30] <szopin1> liar
[17:32:36] <szopin1> jolla is shit at browsin
[17:32:37] <szopin1> g
[17:32:45] <szopin1> it has firefox from like 2 years ago
[17:33:04] <FatPhil> 8 years more modern than my usual phone!
[17:33:10] <szopin1> then again pureos/librem guys pretend they are just now dropping it, not telling the truth they are unable to compile it on arm lol
[17:33:22] <FatPhil> mplayer plaays the file fine.
[17:33:23] <FatPhil> [lavf] stream 0: video (mpeg4), -vid 0
[17:33:23] <FatPhil> [lavf] stream 1: audio (aac), -aid 0, -alang eng
[17:33:23] <FatPhil> VIDEO: [MP4V] 848x480 24bpp 1000.000 fps 3418.7 kbps (417.3 kbyte/s)
[17:33:39] <szopin1> https://puri.sm
[17:33:40] <systemd> ^ 03An Epiphany regarding Purebrowser – Purism
[17:34:00] <szopin1> epiphany is the way to go... lets not mention we cannopt even compile FF on arm kek
[17:34:48] <szopin1> muh privacy
[17:35:07] <szopin1> and if you don't believe me go to ci.puri.sm
[17:35:25] <szopin1> epiphany build is from Sept, no fucking trace of ff
[17:35:27] <szopin1> kek
[17:48:18] <szopin1> did any one of you guys even order a librem5?
[17:49:05] <szopin1> or gals whatever
[17:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.bolde.com
[17:57:56] <systemd> ^ 03Woman Makes Christmas Light Display Shaped Like A Giant Penis On Her Roof
[18:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> szopin1, i would but it'd take me probably half an hour to figure out how again and i'm in dire need of a nap. those particular settings were put in as reskey settings and work entirely differently than all the other site settings. they're a huge pain in the ass.
[18:03:06] <szopin1> TheMightyBuzzard: no worries man, I was just playing with the 'epsteinddidntkillhimself' domain, I'm sure he did
[18:03:17] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[18:03:34] <szopin1> :P
[18:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, if there's no urgent need of me, ima go spend some quality time with my pillow.
[18:04:12] <szopin1> anime pillow
[18:04:15] <szopin1> ?
[18:04:25] <szopin1> nothing wrong with that btw
[18:05:23] <szopin1> btw did you manage to get the score desxcriptions?
[18:06:36] <szopin1> https://www.bleepingcomputer.com aaaand banned from gooogol
[18:06:37] <systemd> ^ 03Google Now Bans Some Linux Web Browsers From Their Services
[18:07:40] <szopin1> I got the anonposting almost done, except freaking dev has some kind of IP limitations, I swear, same url works after restarting telephonmy stack (new IP_
[18:07:59] <szopin1> makes it a shit to really test
[18:08:37] <szopin1> any chance to disable that on DEV?
[18:16:11] <szopin1> https://www.youtube.com
[18:16:13] <systemd> ^ 03Mr.Bronkz- Be Happy
[18:22:34] <szopin1> tmb
[18:25:00] <szopin1> tmb pls
[18:26:30] <szopin1> https://www.youtube.com
[18:26:32] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Life time of happiness
[18:26:37] <szopin1> yeah I know
[18:32:29] <szopin1> holy shit even phatfil wend dark when it comes to tmb erotic pillow
[18:32:52] <szopin1> I have a hunch they are on it together
[18:33:48] <szopin1> mr obama <- don't you dare look into that, canada provides the blackface instead
[18:36:01] <szopin1> hmmm
[18:37:28] <szopin1> ms obama get down, wolfgang gartner is taking it over
[18:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Many Steps Was That, Then? Uncle Sam's Lawyers, Watchdog Race To Probe Google's Fitbit Gobble - https://sylnt.us
[18:52:25] <szopin1> like fucking seriously, pureOS guys can't even get FF to compile
[18:52:42] <szopin1> lets just go epiphany because it uses some of our packages kek
[18:53:54] <szopin1> we decided to go epiphany and not like the rest of our pureOS on desktops... just because dude, not at all because we failed
[18:54:22] <szopin1> stop looking at ARM failures right now
[18:55:57] <szopin1> sad thing is: noone from soylent will even be aware of this shit
[18:59:15] <FatPhil> szopin1: submit that google story as a story
[18:59:31] <szopin1> ???
[18:59:40] <szopin1> what do you mean
[19:00:29] <FatPhil> that bleepingcomputer link
[19:00:48] <szopin1> oh you mean the google being 'actively fucking censorious'
[19:01:06] <szopin1> yeah nah, they are passively censorious all the time
[19:01:22] <FatPhil> yup - just put '#submit ' before the URL and a bot will pick it up and turn it into a story
[19:01:36] <szopin1> hmmm, ok
[19:02:10] <szopin1> #submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[19:02:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:02:33] <szopin1> mandatory delay mon
[19:02:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:02:45] <szopin1> wtf
[19:02:56] <szopin1> Fat is always right
[19:03:28] <szopin1> do you play muds?
[19:04:29] <FatPhil> not for ~30 years
[19:05:36] <szopin1> so never
[19:09:30] <szopin1> I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here... being 3 years behind doesn't seem like a good sign, certainly not a path to follow. <- this is from a purism guy, too blind to see the irony
[19:14:28] <szopin1> you know what never mind, I ended up with a shit url, while better was posted up there, fuck that shit
[19:15:30] <szopin1> cya
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[19:16:18] <chromas> wao
[19:16:53] <chromas> butt also https://soylentnews.org
[19:16:55] <systemd> ^ 03Google Now Bans Some Linux Web Browsers from their Services - SoylentNews
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[19:38:56] <szopin> hollllly shiiiieeeet
[19:39:01] <szopin> I'm in
[19:39:05] <szopin> ^^
[19:40:15] <chromas> from your phone?
[19:40:20] <szopin> nope
[19:40:24] <szopin> this is hard PC
[19:40:31] <szopin> and noone seems to mind
[19:40:48] <szopin> https://www.youtube.com
[19:40:50] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Lifetime Of Happiness (Original Mix) [HQ]
[19:41:06] <szopin> not even joking
[19:42:22] <szopin> are we supposed to be like: try A/B, get C?
[19:43:40] <szopin> https://www.youtube.com vs https://www.youtube.com
[19:43:42] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Life time of happiness
[19:43:43] <szopin> who wins?
[19:43:43] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Lifetime Of Happiness (Original Mix) [HQ]
[19:44:19] <szopin> best part is mr bronkz is no longer with us... he's like the legend of 1980s and gone forever
[19:44:29] <szopin> noone knows who it is
[19:44:33] <szopin> noone ever met him
[19:44:44] <szopin> he's just like harry potter of
[19:44:48] <szopin> 1980s
[19:45:07] <szopin> but wait...
[19:45:10] <chromas> peter noone
[19:45:17] <szopin> ?
[19:45:21] <szopin> potter none?
[19:46:09] <szopin> mr bronkz is just mr bronkz, he is just unique, whatever harry potter shit you wanna apply to him
[19:46:23] <szopin> bronkz == bronkz
[19:46:37] <szopin> fuck your invisibility and half sexual
[19:47:11] <chromas> mr bronktz sounds like some sort of comedy thing, like mr bean or dr who
[19:47:31] <szopin> here's your mr bean: https://www.youtube.com
[19:47:32] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Lifetime Of Happiness (Original Mix) [HQ]
[19:48:26] <szopin> why is chromas so backwards? is this irc channel so backwards?
[19:48:34] <FatPhil> Watsup, SLAPPers? https://www.youtube.com
[19:48:35] <systemd> ^ 03Weightless - Aram Bedrosian
[19:48:49] <szopin> Fat =/= slim
[19:49:16] <szopin> slim chroma =/= fat p[hilly
[19:50:20] <szopin> hey fat philly will chromas throw a brick into... <- like wtf is this
[19:50:26] <szopin> bullshit theory
[19:50:53] <szopin> fake fucking service
[19:51:24] <szopin> https://www.youtube.com
[19:51:26] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Lifetime Of Happiness (Original Mix) [HQ]
[19:51:49] <szopin> roll the drums
[19:52:51] <szopin> fatphil and chromas -> lets just survive and be around... fuck people right, we can just be
[19:53:19] <szopin> so glad we got rid fo those fakers
[19:54:08] <chromas> I think developing for jolla broke him
[19:54:25] <szopin> It's like literally.... stop looking at us, we have issues, it's all ok
[19:54:36] <chromas> it's that downward gesture to popup a toolbar at the bottom that done it
[19:54:45] <szopin> chromas - we broke your chroma
[19:54:55] <FatPhil> he has more than one
[19:55:10] <szopin> chroma(s) - we broke your more than one chroma(s)
[19:55:18] <szopin> :P
[19:55:49] * chromas hoardsd his issues like Scrooge McCuck
[19:56:04] <szopin> my scroodge mcduck spent 20h on: it's that downward gesture to popup a toolbar at the bottom that done it
[19:56:58] <szopin> like fucking seriously I need that chroma in my head and then fat phil in my other head
[19:57:40] <chromas> Why do you have two heads? There are starving chidren in Africa who don't even get one!
[19:57:41] <szopin> or else this https://www.youtube.com
[19:57:43] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Life time of happiness
[19:57:53] <szopin> thank you greta
[19:58:02] <szopin> can you shut the fuck up and just go with the flow?
[19:58:03] <chromas> How dare you!
[19:58:21] <szopin> my school
[19:58:58] <szopin> how dare you ruiningng my schools years, fuck carbon dood
[19:59:51] <szopin> greta is nobel dood
[20:01:43] <chromas> gassy?
[20:01:52] <szopin> gussy
[20:02:00] <chromas> nobel gas prize
[20:02:12] <szopin> nonono, nobel prize plus guy pussy
[20:02:30] <szopin> wtf is even nobel gas price
[20:02:39] <szopin> like do they pay you to have gas:?
[20:03:00] <chromas> Yes. They pay in Buttcoins
[20:03:04] <szopin> chromas: you have been soild
[20:03:20] <szopin> every time I have nobel prize, they get soiles
[20:03:39] <szopin> like seriously, we just have a lot of soil
[20:03:51] <szopin> chromas = buttcoins
[20:03:53] <szopin> ok
[20:04:17] <szopin> the gassy knoll
[20:04:24] <szopin> noone could predict thuis
[20:04:30] <chromas> If you're having issues with soil, you probably need to eat more fiber or something
[20:04:49] <szopin> chromas: I have issues withyour predicitons of gassy knoll
[20:05:04] <szopin> you predicted a lot, but not the gassy knoll
[20:05:32] <chromas> I didn't have the knollage
[20:05:41] <szopin> I understand
[20:05:48] <szopin> this is what we all expect
[20:05:56] <szopin> it is ok
[20:05:58] <chromas> knollage is power, and power is half a battle
[20:05:59] <szopin> we all agree
[20:06:10] <szopin> grassy knoll is half th ebattle
[20:06:17] <szopin> after the book repository
[20:06:44] <szopin> did you?
[20:07:01] <chromas> yes yes, we'd all like to go lie down with a boot suppository
[20:07:09] <szopin> boot?
[20:07:15] <szopin> this is how we know you're russian
[20:07:29] <szopin> US will be book
[20:07:29] <chromas> gummiboot. it's called systemd-boot now though
[20:07:48] <szopin> oh right now claim it's systemD it's at fault
[20:08:14] <szopin> I mean maybe?
[20:08:18] <chromas> This has been Sixe Degrees of systemd, with your host, dr chromastein
[20:08:30] <szopin> what?
[20:08:36] <szopin> Sixe?
[20:08:47] <chromas> thanks
[20:08:52] <szopin> cheers
[20:09:10] <szopin> are we like super porn rn?
[20:09:38] <chromas> the sixestof suptr
[20:09:48] <szopin> ???
[20:10:22] <chromas> Downward swipe for options
[20:10:40] <szopin> so like top menu nice
[20:10:53] <szopin> why is chromas so based
[20:10:55] <chromas> Bottom menu of course
[20:11:08] <szopin> nah we will swipe to bottom to explore the top menu
[20:11:15] <szopin> of course
[20:11:15] * chromas fonts in baseline
[20:11:31] <szopin> but chromas has some ideas of course lol
[20:11:51] <szopin> why is chromas so based?>
[20:12:08] <szopin> did his father abandon him?
[20:13:08] * chromas abandons it even farther
[20:13:26] <szopin> it's ok, iw was only symbolic
[20:13:41] <szopin> jk
[20:14:07] <szopin> why abandon it farther rathe than farther?>
[20:14:21] <szopin> no wait, why further rather than farther?
[20:14:32] <szopin> what's the u/a diff?
[20:14:39] <chromas> for further farthings, feathered father
[20:14:55] <szopin> we can fart further, or we can furt fart
[20:15:01] <szopin> her
[20:15:11] <szopin> or something
[20:15:14] <szopin> :P
[20:15:18] <szopin> fuck you
[20:15:50] <szopin> the further fathing of furthereres was chromas, wtf do we do
[20:16:00] <szopin> kys
[20:16:04] <szopin> kos
[20:16:12] <szopin> how do you kill ourselves?
[20:16:22] * chromas writes szopin's chat script a dr's note for additional training
[20:16:36] <chromas> you just have to know something about the clintons and it will happen automatically
[20:16:39] <szopin> chromas is fucking dead man
[20:16:46] <szopin> clintons are fucking dead
[20:16:55] <szopin> just be happy to make america great again
[20:17:09] <chromas> clintons didn't kill themselves
[20:17:15] <szopin> epstein did
[20:17:47] <szopin> just try to maga
[20:17:49] <chromas> apparently he was just using his walker for show
[20:17:50] <szopin> forget miga
[20:18:00] <szopin> ??? why are you jewish?>
[20:18:21] <chromas> to get to the othre side
[20:18:36] <szopin> you just want to have my dick skin
[20:19:02] <szopin> can we just like play normal and pretend to be neutral?
[20:19:08] <chromas> I can make a chain of them and hang it up on the channukah tree
[20:19:19] <szopin> yeah noone cares about dick skin
[20:19:37] <szopin> can you just like be a man?
[20:20:21] <chromas> patriarchy hurts men too
[20:20:49] <szopin> how?
[20:21:30] <chromas> toxic masulinity: "be a man". I'm shook
[20:21:39] <szopin> omfg, I am sooooo out of fucking smoking rn
[20:21:45] <szopin> so you can try
[20:21:52] <szopin> but it ain't gonna work ffs
[20:22:02] <szopin> muh toxic masculinity
[20:22:24] <szopin> lick my butt
[20:22:33] <szopin> and then tell me I did something wrong lol
[20:23:29] <chromas> I think you're looking for a butt l'er
[20:23:43] <szopin> chromas: I found your butt
[20:23:57] <chromas> !quote butt
[20:23:57] <Bender> Quote 221 - <crutchy> i thought it was a form of greeting to sniff the other person's butt
[20:24:02] <Bender> Also in quotes: 226, 275, 423, 424, 435, 478, 604, 621, 684, 689, 692, 694, 722, 723, 741, 798, 858, 870
[20:24:03] <szopin> ler
[20:24:15] <szopin> deep
[20:24:26] <chromas> so how's the jolla?
[20:24:32] <szopin> ???
[20:24:55] <chromas> looks like it doesn't support utf8 multibyte chars
[20:25:04] <szopin> what do you mean?
[20:25:12] <szopin> jolla as a company for sure doesnt
[20:25:23] <szopin> their playthings for sure do
[20:25:46] <chromas> You keep sending "???" instead of "💩"
[20:25:51] <szopin> there's no such thing as 'the jolla'
[20:26:05] <szopin> it's you who keeps asking that bullshit question
[20:26:23] <szopin> like: how's the the soylentnews?
[20:26:44] <szopin> ??? = it's all ok?
[20:26:47] <chromas> it's got a bit of a rash but it's mostly okay. mostly
[20:26:53] <szopin> kek
[20:27:03] <szopin> jesus christ you really cannot fake thius
[20:27:20] <szopin> man you're a fucking crazy gentleman
[20:28:01] <szopin> all finns will grab a rifle and shoot you
[20:28:09] <szopin> I mean 'you'
[20:28:16] <szopin> we only shoot women
[20:28:45] <szopin> chromas is full gentleman
[20:30:24] <szopin> women = bad
[20:31:16] <szopin> chromas = bad ideas club
[20:31:22] <szopin> srry man
[20:32:21] <chromas> I was watching a jolla video for their jolla phone. What's with the blinken led?
[20:32:27] <szopin> ?
[20:32:49] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[20:32:51] <systemd> ^ 03Jolla - A new beginning (Official)
[20:33:10] <chromas> the notification led is constantly flickering
[20:33:11] <szopin> can you like explain in two words or more?
[20:33:19] <szopin> lol wut?
[20:33:22] <szopin> no
[20:33:25] <szopin> nonononon
[20:33:33] <szopin> notification led is never flickering
[20:33:54] <szopin> notification is all for syste,d
[20:34:13] <chromas> looks like you need a banana for it to work
[20:34:23] <szopin> chromas: do you use android?
[20:34:30] <chromas> does sailfish have systemd? I know tizen does
[20:34:42] <szopin> chromas: yes it does use systemd
[20:35:16] <chromas> seems like android's the only systemd-free option. guess I have to use it
[20:35:51] <szopin> chromas: no retard, you can sysinit whatever you want insteaqd of pretending to be retarded as you do now: mug systemd
[20:36:14] <chromas> systemd doesn't have anything I want to steal
[20:36:20] <szopin> why do we have so many retards?
[20:36:36] <szopin> chromas: why does chromas exist I don't want to stewal that fucker
[20:36:49] <chromas> I don't know but I'll send you some regards too
[20:36:57] <szopin> thank man
[20:37:08] <szopin> you're a real fucker noone cares about, just die
[20:37:50] <chromas> Is saying "regards" the same as sending them? Like saying "greetings" is the same as actually greeting?
[20:38:08] <szopin> is saying fuck off same as fucking them off?
[20:38:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> is saying "suck my dick" the same as having my dick sucked?
[20:38:54] <szopin> you know what, noone fucking cares, just fuck off with ouyr fucking dick
[20:38:54] <chromas> yes. yes it is
[20:38:58] <szopin> just go fucking away
[20:39:26] <szopin> noone gives a fuck about what you pretend to be a thing, just fuck off
[20:39:26] <chromas> in a jolla mood today
[20:39:35] <szopin> just fuck off
[20:40:06] <chromas> /nick Terry.A.Davis
[20:40:27] <szopin> I'm in a jolla/pureOS mood today, you can send your issues over at man -pureos
[20:40:32] <szopin> FUCK OFF
[20:40:35] <szopin> this is bullshit
[20:40:58] <szopin> chromas is just pretending to be a human
[20:41:09] <szopin> it's a fucking her/him bullshit
[20:41:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> everything is bullshit.
[20:41:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> this channel? bullshit.
[20:41:32] <szopin> it doesn't even have a word without being a fucking sexually wretched thing
[20:41:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> IRC as a whole? bullshit.
[20:41:50] <szopin> muh andy the wretched absurd thing
[20:41:55] <szopin> lets help my chromas
[20:41:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> szopin? a cubic lightyear of bullshit.
[20:41:56] <chromas> bullshit? bullshit.
[20:42:12] <szopin> andy the: oh shit chromas has no reason to exist
[20:42:26] <szopin> but my andy: we can just pretend to be a thing
[20:42:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes, you're very good at pretending to be a thing.
[20:43:00] <szopin> andy: the guuuys, there's like a guy that will pretend to be a guy
[20:43:09] <szopin> but now he also pretends to be a woman lo;l
[20:43:24] <szopin> hello andy, how' your period?
[20:43:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh yeah, I know wrenchwench, he's actually a pretty cool guy.
[20:44:26] <szopin> guy? you fucking sexist prick
[20:44:32] <szopin> fuck you cunt
[20:44:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> well, the only reason that I didn't wake up on a flag of Japan is that I sleep on black sheets.
[20:44:53] <szopin> well.. well.. noone fucking cares cunt
[20:45:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> then why did you ask, pea-brain?
[20:45:33] <szopin> I never did
[20:45:45] <szopin> your pea brain did cunt
[20:45:58] <szopin> you're just behaving as a thing
[20:46:05] <chromas> I don't think we have any aussies left
[20:46:15] <szopin> noone cares about what you think
[20:46:31] <chromas> you're right; it is noon here
[20:47:12] * AndyTheAbsurd kills self
[20:47:24] <szopin> omg, someone give a fuck about next champ pls
[20:47:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> i'm back, it was just a SIGHUP
[20:47:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> had to re-read my brain.
[20:49:36] <szopin> Wait
[20:49:49] <szopin> Are we going to pretend now or are we just...
[20:49:51] <szopin> nvm
[20:50:14] <szopin> Andy just do it
[20:50:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm always pretending.
[20:50:22] <szopin> fucking liar
[20:50:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> What do you want me to pretend?
[20:50:38] <szopin> pretend I am in your butthole
[20:50:47] <szopin> just make some more ahh uhh ohh
[20:50:59] <szopin> why are you so afraid
[20:51:05] <szopin> fucking andy butt
[20:51:29] <szopin> liaaaar
[20:51:32] <chromas> szopin vs ciri: ROUND 1. fight!
[20:51:40] <szopin> ciri is perfect
[20:51:45] <szopin> I would never fuck her
[20:51:57] <szopin> fuck netflic man
[20:52:26] <szopin> https://www.youtube.com vs muh ciri
[20:52:28] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Lifetime Of Happiness (Original Mix) [HQ]
[20:52:36] <szopin> I still will kick your ciri ass cunt
[20:52:42] <szopin> :P
[20:53:12] <szopin> the funny thing is chromas thinks he's like on my side, fuck you dude
[20:53:24] <szopin> we are gonna fuck all of you sideways
[20:53:49] <szopin> muh
[20:53:54] <szopin> thing
[20:53:58] <szopin> fuck this thing
[20:54:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> OOOOOH We've got many bots / they come in pallets and in lots // you can argue with 'em till you're blue in the face / but they're not programmed to know their place
[20:54:02] <szopin> cunts all over
[20:54:12] <szopin> andy
[20:54:16] <szopin> come here andy
[20:54:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> szopin
[20:54:25] <szopin> why the fuck do you think we have you andy?
[20:54:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> what is it?
[20:54:38] <szopin> becsause you're jsut a stupid cunt
[20:54:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> is it...is it...because Master put me here?
[20:54:52] <szopin> let me know how I by existing am a stupuid szopin
[20:54:54] <szopin> kek
[20:55:16] <szopin> you will never be a human
[20:55:23] <szopin> you can just pretend
[20:55:36] * AndyTheAbsurd shrugs
[20:55:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> My friends tell me I'm a magical robot from the future. Maybe they're right.
[20:56:04] <szopin> andy the shrug = call hima troll call him an orc, who cares, he's just not a hu,an
[20:56:19] <szopin> andy, you're just a fucker
[20:56:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> man that doesn't even rhyme
[20:56:33] <szopin> who gave uyou thr idea it should rhyme?
[20:57:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> Who gave you the idea that it shouldn't?
[20:58:10] <szopin> who gave you an idea/
[21:00:13] <szopin> AndyTheAbsurd: you got the right idea
[21:00:23] <szopin> but rightist ideas are fascist
[21:00:44] <szopin> stop the right ideas man, go left
[21:00:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm not a facist, I have prosopagnosia!
[21:01:08] <szopin> but you are using rightists ideas instead of bernie sanders
[21:01:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> I prefer coolie sanders, I'm not much into spicy things.
[21:01:44] <szopin> coolie wtf?
[21:01:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> #feeltheBERN
[21:02:02] <szopin> it's either bernie or not, don't be a fucking cheater
[21:02:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's everything
[21:03:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's nothing
[21:03:00] <szopin> or are you gonna pretend to be a noone
[21:03:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's the entirety of the universe
[21:03:14] <szopin> guys lets pretend nothing happened
[21:04:24] <szopin> Andy the thing knows better than me, so lets have him decide on the thing
[21:05:09] <szopin> Andy knows better than whatever else
[21:05:11] <szopin> surely
[21:05:14] <szopin> :D
[21:05:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> what?
[21:05:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't know anything.
[21:05:58] <szopin> oh wait, lets not
[21:06:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm an electric donkey-bottom biter.
[21:06:06] <szopin> andy you know better than me
[21:06:16] <szopin> can you just like survive better than me?
[21:06:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Online Forum Members Exploited Weak Credentials to Turn Ring Cameras Against Their Owners - https://sylnt.us - no-surprises-here
[21:06:43] <szopin> ca you like tell me whta this feels like: https://www.youtube.com
[21:06:44] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Lifetime Of Happiness (Original Mix) [HQ] ( https://www.youtube.com )
[21:08:35] <szopin> shame
[21:08:48] <szopin> you're just a fucking cun
[21:08:50] <szopin> t
[21:09:12] <szopin> and I don't mean it as a: you retard
[21:09:17] <szopin> even though it shouild be
[21:09:31] <szopin> it's like: how the fuck did they allow it
[21:09:47] <szopin> sorry andy
[21:12:57] <szopin> pls think about me https://www.youtube.com
[21:12:59] <systemd> ^ 03Mr.Bronkz- Be Happy
[21:14:31] <szopin> you know what, fuck that shit\
[21:15:34] <szopin> so fucking shit that you can have this or thatm but go back to sleeping, ffs
[21:16:06] <szopin> Be Happy
[21:16:24] <szopin> Mr. Bronkz - Be Happy
[21:16:30] <szopin> fuck you all
[21:18:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> szopin: https://www.youtube.com
[21:18:09] <systemd> ^ 03Overkill - 80 Cycles (lyric video)
[21:18:44] <szopin> ffs that's not true
[21:19:01] <szopin> we don't want fucking coal miners slowcunters
[21:19:14] <szopin> andy you fucking liar
[21:19:34] <szopin> https://www.youtube.com
[21:19:36] <systemd> ^ 03Mr Bronkz - Lifetime Of Happiness (Original Mix) [HQ]
[21:19:48] <szopin> just ;let it roll
[21:20:06] * AndyTheAbsurd cranks up Sleep's Dopesmoker instead
[21:20:34] <szopin> yes we waited for sleeps dopesmoker
[21:20:48] <szopin> this is it, just fucking die
[21:22:12] <szopin> why do you hate me
[21:22:27] <szopin> ?
[21:22:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> because you're less than a fuckstick
[21:22:48] <szopin> fuck you andy cuck
[21:22:58] <szopin> fuckstuck
[21:23:20] * AndyTheAbsurd bends over and spreads buttcheeks
[21:23:20] <szopin> the thing is even andy cucks won't want you o show up
[21:23:37] <szopin> you're just afucking retard
[21:24:04] <szopin> you seriously have nothing to show up
[21:24:20] <szopin> why are you a cunt
[21:24:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> Because cunts are warm, soft, and accomodating!
[21:26:20] <szopin> ?
[21:27:01] <szopin> hello andy
[21:27:07] <szopin> the absurd?
[21:27:13] <szopin> are you absurd?
[21:27:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> isn't everything?
[21:27:26] <szopin> >
[21:27:28] <szopin> ?
[21:27:47] <szopin> are youy seriously claiming this as ?
[21:28:26] <szopin> ?
[21:28:30] <szopin> ??
[21:28:33] <szopin> ???
[21:28:36] <szopin> ????
[21:28:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> ¿¿¿¿¿¿
[21:28:48] <szopin> oh there you are
[21:28:55] <szopin> so you are a member of this
[21:29:16] <szopin> andy wh yare you so fucking upside down
[21:30:35] <szopin> hello
[21:31:11] <szopin> olleh
[21:31:21] <szopin> are you fucking kidding me?
[21:31:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes
[21:33:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.youtube.com
[21:33:07] <systemd> ^ 03Kinga Głyk - Joy Joy
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[21:34:40] <szopin> stop kidding me
[21:35:02] <szopin> like rn
[21:35:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> <voice type="valley girl">like, no</voice>
[21:35:41] <chromas> what evverrrrruh!
[21:35:44] <szopin> but why
[21:35:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> the usual reason
[21:35:56] <szopin> it's like you pretend to be a valley gir;ls
[21:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> which, in case you were unaware, is:
[21:36:06] <szopin> why even pretend to be something else
[21:36:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> fuck you, that's why.
[21:36:17] <szopin> seriously?
[21:36:25] <szopin> you just want to tell me fuck you?
[21:36:36] <szopin> like wow, this guy just says fuck you
[21:36:38] <szopin> amazinga
[21:36:46] <szopin> like fucking wow
[21:36:57] <szopin> arew you really that retardxed./?
[21:37:19] <szopin> andy the cnt: lets tell them what they want
[21:37:28] <szopin> retard
[21:38:08] <chromas> how's the mobile sn application?
[21:38:13] <szopin> <andyTheAbsurd>=>willSuckAllOffTheAndy
[21:38:30] <szopin> like literally stop sucking untill andy sucks off
[21:38:43] <szopin> fuck you chromas until you suck off chromas
[21:44:03] <szopin> ?
[21:44:25] <szopin> @chromas how?
[21:45:10] <szopin> ?
[21:45:27] <szopin> fuck you that's why
[21:45:37] <szopin> fuck you, that's why
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[22:12:02] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:12:02] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:13:43] <FatPhil> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[22:13:44] * exec redundantly derives a hooker full of 🕷 from TheMightyBuzzard
[22:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday FatPhil
[22:13:53] * exec quietly pairs a uharc archive of soylent news with FatPhil
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[22:25:03] <Fnord666> submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:25:04] <systemd> ^ 03Nebula VPN routes between hosts privately, flexibly, and efficiently
[22:25:20] <Fnord666> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[22:25:21] <systemd> Submitting "Nebula VPN routes between hosts privately, flexibly, and efficiently"...
[22:25:43] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Nebula VPN Routes Between Hosts Privately, Flexibly, and Efficiently" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:26:21] <Fnord666> =submit https://arstechnica.com
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[22:26:44] <systemd> Fnord666, submit failed:
[22:27:39] <chromas> wat
[22:27:44] <chromas> but it succeeded
[22:34:33] <chromas> hm, that was rehash's fault
[22:34:36] <chromas> #smake tmb
[22:34:36] * MrPlow smakes tmb upside the head with smoked ribs
[22:43:35] * chromas deletes the bot sub in favor of the fnord 'un
[23:28:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Billboard is Changing its Albums Chart to Count On-Line Streams - https://sylnt.us - count++
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