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[00:04:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, that was sarcasm on my part. they undoubtedly were trying to say something deep and meaningful about commercialism or capitalism or something. mostly what they said was "i'm a pretentious dickwad and there are people stupid enough to buy my line of bullshit"
[00:17:51] <FatPhil> Yep, I never had anything against what you said, only about the people who were the subject of your speech.
[00:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, roger
[00:26:41] <FatPhil> "some people have more dollars than sense" is the truth at the nub
[00:46:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pensacola, Florida Hit by Cyber Attack, City Services Impacted - https://sylnt.us - backups++
[01:08:35] * Deucalion puts another log on the fire, declares the SN bar free, sits in comfy chair.
[01:28:48] <chromas> the SN bar is free? or SN is bar-free?
[01:31:55] <Deucalion> bar-free???? What kind of deranged world do you live in where you think bar-free is even a possibility?? The SN bar is free. You just need to know where it is, fund your own travel to it and there's no guarantee there's anything left in it of course.... think of it more as a gesture... or some such useless noise.
[01:39:27] <FatPhil> it's free, but there's only OJ left
[01:40:51] <Deucalion> There's some cold beers left (various) and a random bottle of shiraz that came from $deity knows where... but it seems to be depleting rapidly.....
[01:47:13] <FatPhil> I need something a bit stronger, methinks.
[01:49:52] <Deucalion> You see a well aged bottle of meths, faded purple in colour, on a dusty high shelf. It is too high for you to reach. There is a stool near by. ACTION?
[01:50:25] <FatPhil> move stool to shelf
[01:50:50] <Deucalion> the stool is now under the dusty high shelf
[01:50:56] <Deucalion> there is a rope near by
[01:50:57] <FatPhil> climb stool and get bottle
[01:52:18] <Deucalion> you possess a bottle of meths, faded purple in colour. You are standing on a stool. [N.E.S.W.DOWN]?
[01:54:03] <FatPhil> pour meths into condom and swallow condom
[01:54:37] <FatPhil> always take precautions, boys and girls.
[01:54:46] <Deucalion> there is no condom here. [N.E.S.W.DOWN]?
[01:56:20] <FatPhil> climb rope
[01:56:20] <chromas> Smoke meths; rope self
[01:57:18] <FatPhil> it's not meths and farting memes, you know.
[01:58:32] <Deucalion> rope is nearby. you do not have rope. One leg of stool creaks ominously, to the North you see a faint light orb. You are on a stool. [N.E.S.W.DOWN]?
[01:59:13] <chromas> no farting memes, you say. What about the loose stool, FatPhil?
[02:00:13] <chromas> grab rope, form into formal tie, droop over neck for hands-free storage
[02:00:14] <Deucalion> creaking stools? How many legs do your stools have FFS? Cripes... I 'm now wondering about the internal pipeways of others....
[02:00:58] <Deucalion> you cannot reach the rope. rope is nearby.
[02:01:10] <Deucalion> NESWDOWN
[02:01:54] * Deucalion hates own brief life as pretend barkeep / DM... we should use bots for this
[02:03:00] <Deucalion> Someone please die already so I can cast you all the way back to the beginning ala no save hell. :D
[02:03:22] <chromas> I tried but I couldn't reach the rope
[02:04:25] <Deucalion> you try to reach the rope, it is out of reach but nearby. you stood are on a stool. [N.E.S.W.DOWN]?
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[02:05:04] <chromas> jump
[02:05:51] <chromas> down. collect rope. throw stool
[02:05:53] <Deucalion> you jump in the air, landing back on the stool. you stood are on a stool. [N.E.S.W.DOWN]?
[02:06:52] <Deucalion> you get down from the stool. you get the rope. the stool is surprisingly heavy and stays put. [DIE.LIVE]?
[02:07:36] <chromas> bash skull against stool
[02:09:14] <Deucalion> skull against stool is not a recognised bash script and/or poorly formatted. You hear screaming. [RUN.STAY]?
[02:10:03] <chromas> stay. tie self to stool with rope. wait for monster
[02:12:47] <Deucalion> you are tied to a surprisingly heavy stool. there is a strange odour in the air. you find yourself helpless. [WAIT.WAIT.WAIT]
[02:13:27] <chromas> it's probably the loose stool
[02:13:34] <chromas> the monster was inside me all along
[02:18:34] <Deucalion> you are still tied to a surprisingly heavy stool. there is a strange odour in the air. the light fail. you find yourself helpless and in the dark. [WAIT.HOLDBREATH]?
[02:21:41] <Deucalion> you are still tied to a surprisingly heavy stool. there is a strange odour in the air. the light fail. you find yourself helpless and in the dark. you hear louder screaming. [WAIT.HOLDBREATH]?
[02:22:38] <chromas> while(true)wait;
[02:24:52] <Deucalion> you try to wait for eternity. you DIE of malnutrition while waiting. START AGAIN? [no/no]?
[02:29:04] <chromas> kill monster
[02:30:10] <Deucalion> you are dead. START AGAIN? [no/no]?
[02:30:26] <chromas> ^C
[02:31:59] <Deucalion> chromas@chromasPC ~ $
[02:32:41] <Deucalion> chromas@chromasPC ~ $ wanna play again... I got root :S meheheheheh
[02:33:06] <chromas> sudo systemctl poweroff
[02:33:52] <Deucalion> [sudo] password for chromas:
[02:34:24] <chromas> jigglingJuggs69
[02:34:56] <Deucalion> Sorry, try again.
[02:36:09] * Deucalion throws another log on the fire.
[02:36:28] <chromas> no
[02:36:36] <Deucalion> :D
[02:36:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snatch Ransomware Reboots to Windows Safe Mode to Bypass AV Tools - https://sylnt.us - safe-mode...for-whom?
[02:37:19] <chromas> the bash prompt was still the game all along. I was duped!
[02:39:54] <Deucalion> That was a weirdly fun distraction from my crap day. Thanks. You may need to Ctrl-C and F4 a few more hundred times to really escape though.... and I put cryptominers in all your documents as macros.... but it's fine I used 7 proxies :D
[02:40:46] <chromas> oh noes
[02:40:53] * chromas checks to see if the consequences are still the same
[02:41:14] <Deucalion> UhHuh... that's right.. you been l33th4ck3d... :P
[02:43:00] * chromas backtraces it and calls the cyber poh lice
[02:43:42] <Deucalion> ALternately you could START AGAIN? [yes/no]? You DIE next time I put tronjams in your systemd. You survive I remove the crytominions. Seems a fair bet given I control the play :D
[02:46:44] * chromas puts another systemd journal on the fire
[02:47:01] <chromas> global thermonuclear war
[02:50:57] * Deucalion notes global nuke war on the horizon. Aways to party before the horizon goes all white and things get real toasty. Puts things in perspective really.
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[04:37:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tidal Forces Explain "Tiger Stripes" on Enceladus - https://sylnt.us - wise-crack
[04:38:46] <chromas> from the tide-goes-in,-tide-goes-out.-you-can't-explain-that! dept.
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[07:12:11] <chromas> I disabled my secondary display and now X made the one double-width, as if I enabled the 'panning' option, but it doesn't repaint the root space
[07:12:33] * chromas blames EF
[08:16:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2020: The Year of AR? "$2.6 Billion Flop" Magic Leap Pivots to Enterprise - https://sylnt.us - early-adopters-pay-the-price
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[10:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Taiwan-Based Macronix to Begin Shipments of 3D NAND in 2020 - https://sylnt.us - products-moving-to-a-new-level
[10:20:04] <FatPhil> #weather
[10:20:06] <MrPlow> Kesklinn, Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 32/31F, Humidity: 81%, Precip: 18%, Wind ~15mph. Fri: "Foggy in the evening." 35/32F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 28%, Wind ~13mph. Sat: "Possible drizzle in the evening and overnight." 36/35F, Humidity: 87%, Precip: 60%, Wind ~15mph.
[10:21:01] <FatPhil> #weather Valge
[10:21:02] <MrPlow> Valge, Valge talu, 66282 Sadramõtsa, Estonia - Today: "Foggy in the afternoon and evening." 32/31F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 30%, Wind ~11mph. Fri: "Foggy overnight." 35/32F, Humidity: 87%, Precip: 24%, Wind ~11mph. Sat: "Possible drizzle in the evening and overnight." 36/35F, Humidity: 87%, Precip: 57%, Wind ~13mph.
[10:21:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33713
[10:21:25] <MrPlow> 3440 16th Ave North, Saint Petersburg, FL 33713, USA - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 79/67F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 36%, Wind ~12mph. Fri: "Possible drizzle in the morning." 76/68F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 69%, Wind ~8mph. Sat: "Possible light rain in the morning." 77/57F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 52%, Wind ~12mph.
[12:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Fully Electric Commercial Plane Test Flight a Success - https://sylnt.us - worlds-first-commercial-electric-beaver
[12:42:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> #yt static-x push it
[12:42:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Static-X - Push It (Video)
[13:20:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt salt and peppa push it
[13:20:11] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video)
[13:22:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Spinderella never gets any credit.
[13:55:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Do You Tap Your Beer Can Before Opening--Scientists Investigate - https://sylnt.us - whether-tis-nobler-to-tap-or-not-to-tap
[14:55:27] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:55:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5057
[14:56:24] <Bytram> #weather new york city
[14:56:25] <MrPlow> New York City Hall, 260 Broadway, New York, NY 10000, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 35/32F, Humidity: 57%, Precip: 11%, Wind ~4mph. Fri: "Rain throughout the day." 47/46F, Humidity: 88%, Precip: 96%, Wind ~5mph. Sat: "Rain until evening." 56/39F, Humidity: 93%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~10mph.
[14:56:40] <Bytram> #weather boston
[14:56:42] <MrPlow> Boston City Hall, 1 Congress St, Boston, MA 02201, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 31/27F, Humidity: 63%, Precip: 12%, Wind ~6mph. Fri: "Light rain in the evening and overnight." 43/42F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 81%, Wind ~7mph. Sat: "Rain throughout the day." 58/39F, Humidity: 94%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~12mph.
[14:56:51] <Bytram> #weather portland, maine
[14:56:52] <MrPlow> Franklin St, Portland, ME 04101, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 30/28F, Humidity: 47%, Precip: 8%, Wind ~8mph. Fri: "Light rain in the evening and overnight." 43/42F, Humidity: 72%, Precip: 72%, Wind ~10mph. Sat: "Rain throughout the day." 53/38F, Humidity: 92%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~17mph.
[14:57:03] <Bytram> #weather presque isle
[14:57:04] <MrPlow> 110 State St, Presque Isle, ME 04769, USA - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 16/5F, Humidity: 61%, Precip: 13%, Wind ~10mph. Fri: "Possible light rain overnight." 30/28F, Humidity: 78%, Precip: 18%, Wind ~8mph. Sat: "Light rain throughout the day." 43/41F, Humidity: 99%, Precip: 98%, Wind ~11mph.
[14:57:49] <Bytram> #weather nova scotia
[14:57:50] <MrPlow> Birch Hill, NS, Canada - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 25/15F, Humidity: 64%, Precip: 13%, Wind ~7mph. Fri: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 32/27F, Humidity: 63%, Precip: 7%, Wind ~4mph. Sat: "Rain throughout the day." 55/54F, Humidity: 98%, Precip: 99%, Wind ~11mph.
[14:58:58] <Bytram> friday through to sunday the northeast USA is due for about 2 inches of rain. Sure to make all the holiday shoppers... wet.
[14:59:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather saskatchewan
[14:59:15] <MrPlow> SK, Canada - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." -2/-18F, Humidity: 60%, Precip: 11%, Wind ~4mph. Fri: "Clear throughout the day." -6/-18F, Humidity: 64%, Precip: 9%, Wind ~3mph. Sat: "Clear throughout the day." -1/-11F, Humidity: 73%, Precip: 12%, Wind ~3mph.
[14:59:30] <FatPhil> ah, proper weather
[14:59:45] <FatPhil> when's it coming here?
[15:00:13] <FatPhil> #weather Oulu
[15:00:14] <MrPlow> Kivisydän, Pakkahuoneenkatu, 90100 Oulu, Finland - Today: "Possible light snow in the evening and overnight." 35/28F, Humidity: 91%, Precip: 63%, Wind ~10mph. Fri: "Foggy in the morning." 31/29F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 47%, Wind ~10mph. Sat: "Foggy in the morning and overnight." 32/31F, Humidity: 88%, Precip: 27%, Wind ~9mph.
[15:00:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> pretty funny that it gives us weather for a province that's almost three quarters of a million square kilometers.
[15:00:44] <FatPhil> #weather Rovaniemi
[15:00:46] <MrPlow> Shell, Hallituskatu, 96200 Rovaniemi, Finland - Today: "Possible drizzle overnight." 36/29F, Humidity: 88%, Precip: 46%, Wind ~10mph. Fri: "Foggy throughout the day." 32/30F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 61%, Wind ~9mph. Sat: "Foggy throughout the day." 31/29F, Humidity: 87%, Precip: 27%, Wind ~6mph.
[15:01:20] <FatPhil> and those two finnish ones are for single buildings!
[15:02:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> it does that near me, too, if I give it a ZIP (postal) code
[15:02:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33713
[15:02:25] <MrPlow> 3440 16th Ave North, Saint Petersburg, FL 33713, USA - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 80/67F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 33%, Wind ~11mph. Fri: "Possible light rain in the morning and overnight." 77/68F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 66%, Wind ~8mph. Sat: "Possible light rain in the morning." 75/57F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 68%, Wind ~12mph.
[15:02:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 490 1st Ave S, Saint Petersburg, FL 33701
[15:02:48] <Bytram> #weather sydney
[15:02:49] <MrPlow> Pinellas Trail, Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 80/67F, Humidity: 80%, Precip: 33%, Wind ~10mph. Fri: "Possible light rain in the morning and overnight." 76/68F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 67%, Wind ~8mph. Sat: "Possible light rain in the morning." 75/58F, Humidity: 81%, Precip: 69%, Wind ~12mph.
[15:02:51] <MrPlow> Northern Boardwalk, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia - Today: "Overcast throughout the day." 70/61F, Humidity: 78%, Precip: 37%, Wind ~7mph. Sat: "Clear throughout the day." 76/63F, Humidity: 83%, Precip: 45%, Wind ~6mph. Sun: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 82/67F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 18%, Wind ~5mph.
[15:03:02] <Bytram> not SO hot
[15:03:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Overcast" my ass. I've got a friend that lives in the area. That's *smoke*.
[15:03:33] <Bytram> #weather gnome
[15:03:34] <MrPlow> Gnome, Doña Ana County, NM, USA - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 57/32F, Humidity: 68%, Precip: 10%, Wind ~3mph. Fri: "Clear throughout the day." 63/35F, Humidity: 57%, Precip: 4%, Wind ~4mph. Sat: "Clear throughout the day." 64/40F, Humidity: 57%, Precip: 3%, Wind ~8mph.
[15:03:48] <Bytram> #weather nome, alaska
[15:03:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Dildo, newfoundland
[15:03:49] <MrPlow> Nome, AK 99762, USA - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 29/16F, Humidity: 76%, Precip: 10%, Wind ~5mph. Fri: "Foggy starting in the afternoon." 18/15F, Humidity: 82%, Precip: 17%, Wind ~9mph. Sat: "Foggy throughout the day." 23/20F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 16%, Wind ~11mph.
[15:04:31] <Bytram> afk
[15:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Piles Of Insecure Smart Toys Fill Retailers' Shelves - https://sylnt.us - hello-chucky
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[17:36:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mayo Study Finds Electronic Health Records Less User-Friendly Than Excel - https://sylnt.us - hot-mess
[19:25:58] <FatPhil> anyone know of a not-too-JS-heavy website which will let me track UK election results as they come in?
[19:27:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Silicon Device Converts Blue Photons Into Red Photons - https://sylnt.us - blue-and-red-make-purple
[19:35:10] <FatPhil> elekshuns are hard: https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
[19:35:11] <systemd> ^ 0348 Liverpool voters given ballot paper for wrong constituency
[19:40:36] <chromas> Be sure to check in with a doctor if it lasts more than four hours
[20:11:00] <FatPhil> my doctor's here: https://www.bbc.com
[20:11:03] <systemd> ^ 03Patients die as lawyers ransack Pakistan hospital
[20:22:24] <chromas> that's disgusting!
[20:22:34] <chromas> lawyers doing physical labor?
[20:23:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> Oh, I'm sure that they sent in what the local equivalent of paralegals is.
[20:25:06] <chromas> whew
[20:28:49] <chromas> "Pakistanis have been witnesses to violent acts by lawyers for several years now,"
[20:28:49] <chromas> hasn't it been hundreds of years by now? But only recently have the lawyers been able to lob missiles at their neighbors
[20:37:09] <FatPhil> I wonder if the capacitor was the problem? http://theanna.org
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[21:17:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon Lays Off More Yahoo/AOL Employees after Another Drop in Revenue - https://sylnt.us - slow-spiral-of-death
[21:21:49] <FatPhil> elekshuns iz hard https://www.itv.com
[21:21:51] <systemd> ^ 03Up to 200 Cardiff students may be denied election vote due to address error
[21:22:20] <FatPhil> electionem non facilita est : https://www.dailyecho.co.uk
[21:22:22] <systemd> ^ 03'Unacceptable and distressing': Here's what to do if you've been affected by voting problems in Southampton
[21:24:41] <carny> have a civil war and kill all the communists?
[21:25:05] <carny> then elections are less important because everybody gets along better ;]
[21:45:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[21:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[21:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
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[21:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, i forgot to save the log
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[21:53:53] <chromas> =submit https://www.wsj.com
[21:53:57] <systemd> Submitting "Your Internet Provider Likely Juiced Its Official Speed Scores"...
[21:54:19] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Your Internet Provider Likely Juiced Its Official Speed Scores" (378 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[22:19:59] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:07:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Surprise Breakthrough, Scientists Create Quantum States in Everyday Electronics - https://sylnt.us - I'm-not-small,-I'm-quantum