#soylent | Logs for 2019-12-11
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[00:08:52] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his balls
[00:31:42] <Sulla> Overall the Ender's Game movie, other than Ford, wasn't bad
[00:32:05] <Sulla> It left a lot out from the book, as one would suspect, but I think it was a fairly honest depiction
[01:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brooklyn Gets New York's Biggest Battery Park from Italy's Enel - https://sylnt.us - power-to-the-people
[01:58:08] <chromas> facebook beta looks just like slashdot beta
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[03:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i don't give a damn. i'm not coding up alt-facebook
[03:16:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ryuk Ransomware Decryptor Is Broken, Could Lead to Data Loss - https://sylnt.us - program-is-borked
[05:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's Horse Ridge Chip Controls Qubits - https://sylnt.us - Can-it-control-Qbert?
[05:35:43] <AzumaHazuki> it can. everytime the stack overflows it goes "!$#?@
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[06:27:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - University Of Phoenix Reaches $191 Million Settlement With FTC, Including Debt Relief - https://sylnt.us - Mercernaries-of-Academe
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[08:17:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Roadmap Shows Plans for "5nm", "3nm", "2nm", and "1.4nm" Process Nodes by 2029 - https://sylnt.us - small-roads-on-that-map
[08:24:09] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:24:11] <systemd> ^ 03Can the Emmys be Hacked?
[09:49:27] <FatPhil> https://www.idrlabs.com "You are 26% Fascist, which makes you Not Fascist."
[09:49:27] <systemd> ^ 03How Fascist Are You?
[09:50:32] <FatPhil> I Think it's impossible to score < 15%, as so many questions are "not even wrong", and you have to go "neutral" on them and scrape up a few points in passing.
[09:52:31] <FatPhil> or guess what they really mean, and therefore how they're going to score it.
[10:07:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tufts University to Dissolve Relationship With Family Behind OxyContin Amid National Opioid Epidemic - https://sylnt.us - severing-ties
[10:08:30] <chromas> 26% fascin' for a bashin'
[10:10:53] <chromas> !grab AzumaHazuki
[10:10:53] <Bender> Added quote 929
[10:11:10] <chromas> !grab AndyTheAbsurd
[10:11:10] <Bender> Added quote 930
[10:16:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 930
[10:16:57] <Bender> Quote 930 - <AndyTheAbsurd> It's basically Chuck Norris Facts but about systemd instead.
[10:17:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 929
[10:17:02] <Bender> Quote 929 - <AzumaHazuki> it can. everytime the stack overflows it goes "!$#?@
[10:17:56] <chromas> I wonder how far back Bender's last-message variables go
[10:18:02] <chromas> !grab CombatServer
[10:18:02] <Bender> I don't know what CombatServer said, so I can't quote them!
[10:18:15] <chromas> !grab NCommander
[10:18:15] <Bender> Added quote 931
[10:18:21] <chromas> !quote -1
[10:18:21] <Bender> Quote -1 - <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, let's not and say we did re: systemd
[10:18:31] <FatPhil> did the f-scale test too, but that has 9+1 scores at the end. My total receptivity to authoritarian beliefs on that one totals to 26%
[10:18:31] <chromas> I bet that was already grabbed
[11:40:37] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:40:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5056
[11:54:23] <Bytram> !quote 931
[11:54:23] <Bender> Quote 931 - <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, let's not and say we did re: systemd
[11:54:43] <Bytram> !quote -2
[11:54:43] <Bender> Quote -2 - <AndyTheAbsurd> It's basically Chuck Norris Facts but about systemd instead.
[11:54:56] <Bytram> wraps around, it seems.
[11:55:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cards Against Humanity Writers Are Battling an AI to Keep Their Jobs, and You Can Watch - https://sylnt.us - skynet-plays-CAH
[11:55:29] <Bytram> chromas++ Nice to see you flexing your testing skills!
[11:55:29] <Bender> karma - chromas: 269
[12:08:13] <Bytram> time for work; have a great day everybody!
[13:23:40] <FatPhil> https://time.com
[13:23:41] <systemd> ^ 03Greta Thunberg Is TIME’s 2019 Person of the Year
[13:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> 30% for me. if what was said was technically correct or technically wrong but i didn't give a damn, i only gave it half an agree/disagree.
[13:46:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Once-a-Month Birth Control Pill Is Coming - https://sylnt.us - how-long-is-a-month?
[14:11:13] <carny> TIME magazine is 2019's farce of the year
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[14:31:15] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.wired.com https://wccftech.com
[14:31:17] <systemd> Submitting "Hackers Can Mess With Voltages to Steal Intel Chips' Secrets"...
[14:31:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Hackers Can Mess With Voltages to Steal Intel Chips' Secrets" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:31:50] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://phys.org
[14:31:58] <systemd> Submitting "In surprise breakthrough, scientists create quantum states in everyday electronics"...
[14:32:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "In Surprise Breakthrough, Scientists Create Quantum States in Everyday Electronics" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[14:34:00] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[14:34:44] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[14:35:01] <Anonymous_Coward> =submit https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[14:35:07] <Anonymous_Coward> #submit https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[14:35:07] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:35:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[14:36:24] <Anonymous_Coward> #smake systemd
[14:36:24] * MrPlow smakes systemd upside the head with a limp noodle
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[15:03:34] <Runaway1956> Interesting ride home
[15:03:54] <Runaway1956> came up behind an SUV towing a small boat
[15:04:03] <Runaway1956> I wanted to pass him,
[15:04:08] <Runaway1956> he wanted to block me
[15:04:29] <Runaway1956> came around a curve, nothing coming, so I moved into left lane and floored it
[15:04:44] <Runaway1956> he's straddling the center line, so I take the shoulder and breeze on by
[15:05:13] <Runaway1956> when I get even with him, I see "Federal Wildlive" printed on side of SUV, along with more that I didn't have time to read
[15:05:40] <Runaway1956> I suppose the Feds will be knocking on my door, wanting to know why I blew past a "rolling blockade"
[15:06:11] <Runaway1956> I say Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck
[15:36:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Barcode Co-Inventor George Laurer Dies Aged 94 - https://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[16:47:12] <inz> cc -I/usr/include/glib-2.0 -I/usr/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/glib-2.0/include -W -Wall -pedantic /tmp/tmp.nnI1ogPMhY/cprintf.c -o /tmp/tmp.nnI1ogPMhY/cprintf -lglib-2.0
[16:49:49] <inz> oops
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[17:13:02] <chromas> big titted elves buttraping reindeer while mrs clause watches
[17:13:06] <chromas> oops
[17:17:28] <Runaway1956> If you had to choose between being Michael Bloomberg or being a mop at a nickel porn theatre, which brand of mop would you choose to be?
[17:18:50] <chromas> Do mops have brands?
[17:19:49] <Runaway1956> Well, there's Swiffer, related to the Quicker Picker Upper.
[17:19:49] <chromas> Hm. Moplite 3x Pro vs Stainmaster 6000 v12
[17:20:54] <Runaway1956> Acme? I'm sure I've seen the coyote using a mop for something . . .
[17:21:05] <chromas> You can't fool me! Bounty is paper towels
[17:21:18] <Runaway1956> I said "related to"
[17:21:24] <chromas> But then I guess so is Swiffer
[17:21:38] <Runaway1956> They're both found in supermarket cleaning supplies
[17:22:02] <chromas> ♫ paper towel on a stick, keep it mopping mopping mopping ♫
[17:22:59] <Runaway1956> Three days left to work this year
[17:23:23] <Runaway1956> wednesday, Thursday, and Thursday
[17:23:32] <Runaway1956> Don't ask how that works, it's a long story
[17:25:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Bone Marrow Transplant, Man’s Semen Contains Only Donor’s DNA - https://sylnt.us - unexpected-results
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[17:44:46] <Runaway1956> systemd--
[17:44:46] <Bender> karma - systemd: -30
[17:45:38] <Runaway1956> Navy seamen contain DNA from every part of the world
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[19:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Runaway1956
[19:05:53] <Bender> Added quote 932
[19:16:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bananas Taped to a Wall at Art Basel Miami Beach Are Selling for $120,000 Each - https://sylnt.us - I-don't-see-the-appeal
[19:25:26] <chromas> Wasn't the banana eaten days ago?
[19:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[19:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> now a lot of the artsy folks will say it's a profound statement about modern humanity.
[19:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they're correct.
[19:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> that statement is "some people have way more money than sense".
[19:42:37] <chromas> is modern art a good way to launder money?
[19:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really but maytag is.
[19:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++ #hello pillow my old friend
[19:56:46] <Bender> karma - naps: 103
[20:35:57] <FatPhil> given that that $120000 would clothe, feed, and cover every orphaned child in Estonia, I can see their point.
[21:07:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evil Corp Hackers Charged for Stealing Over $100 Million - https://sylnt.us - evil-does-what-evil-is
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[22:56:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moscow Cops Sell Access to City CCTV, Facial Recognition Data - https://sylnt.us - don't-go-outside
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