#soylent | Logs for 2019-12-09
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[00:14:48] <chromas> probably all-natural locally sourced organic vegan GMO-/pesticide-free corks.
[00:16:04] <RandomFactor> https://twitter.com
[00:16:05] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[00:16:15] <RandomFactor> Ever seen an iceberg roll over?
[00:18:34] <SoyGuest10360> a long time ago, yes. they follow the same laws of buoyancy as boats.
[00:20:11] <SoyGuest10360> calving from the top gives them less of the outrigger effect, and eventually they lose it.
[00:22:51] <SoyGuest10360> nice one!
[01:23:43] <RandomFactor> https://babylonbee.com
[01:23:44] <systemd> ^ 03Gardener In Background Of Kaepernick Video Receives Call From Washington Redskins
[01:24:05] <RandomFactor> I may have to start reading that site...
[01:37:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Not Focused on Defending High CPU Market Share - https://sylnt.us - Swan-song?
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[04:06:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Qualcomm Announces Snapdragon 8c and 7c for Cheaper ARM Laptops - https://sylnt.us - SOC-it-to-me!
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[06:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Technology Theft on the Rise in Bali - https://sylnt.us - Leave-your-mobile-at-home
[08:45:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient Worm Reveals Way to Destroy Toxic Cells in Huntington's Disease - https://sylnt.us - bring-out-your-dead...-cells
[09:08:50] <SoyGuest10360> https://mobile.twitter.com
[09:08:51] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[09:43:32] <SoyGuest10360> https://saveethadental.com
[09:43:33] <systemd> ^ 03“SAVEETHA’S SURGICAL AND PATHOLOGICAL EXCELLENCE IN UNMASKING 526 TEETH FROM A SINGLE SITE IN A CHILD”
[09:55:21] <SoyGuest10360> https://www.youtube.com
[09:55:22] <systemd> ^ 03Magnetic Balls VS Monster Magnets in Slow Motion
[10:56:13] <carny> fatphil++
[10:56:13] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 47
[10:58:05] <SoyGuest10360> I had to work hard for it, but it was worth it - thanks!
[11:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Actor René Auberjonois, who Played Changeling Odo, Dies at 79 - https://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[11:23:05] <SoyGuest10360> Fuck. Watched MASH only last night.
[11:35:06] <RandomFactor> https://www.upi.com
[11:35:07] <systemd> ^ 03New silicon device converts blue photons into red photons
[11:35:22] <RandomFactor> ~submit https://www.upi.com
[11:36:02] * RandomFactor ponders
[11:36:28] <RandomFactor> #submit https://www.upi.com
[11:36:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:36:55] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[11:54:04] <bit_rot> I finally got this thing working
[11:54:20] <bit_rot> I'm so embarrassed that it took so freaking long
[11:54:39] <bit_rot> DO YOU HEAR ME CHROMAS ????
[11:55:59] <bit_rot> oh, looks like chromas isn't even here - who gave him the night off?
[12:00:03] <bit_rot> this client sucks - time to do maintenance on the new install, and get an IRC client among other things
[12:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:26:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5053
[12:26:39] <carny> hi bit_rot
[12:26:50] <carny> are you Runaway1956?
[12:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> the appropriate answer here is either "i'm batman" or "i am spartacus"
[12:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[12:36:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disney's Decision Not To Renew SecuROM License Bricks 'Tron: Evolution' - https://sylnt.us - only-a-matter-of-time
[12:41:01] <Runaway1956> That's not Runaway, carny
[12:41:08] <Runaway1956> he's a fekkin' whiner
[12:41:33] <Runaway1956> alright, I lied, that is me on the other machine
[12:47:17] <bit_rot> I am Sparatcus!
[12:47:58] <bit_rot> Screwed that one up, didn't I TMB?
[12:48:28] <bit_rot> Anyway, since carny is interested, my name says it all
[12:48:50] <bit_rot> CD's and DVD's were all screwed for whatever reasons
[12:49:06] <bit_rot> and the USB I was using proved to be faulty as well
[12:49:41] <bit_rot> Got a new USB, and installed easy2boot on it, then added all my ISO's in the proper locations
[12:49:56] <bit_rot> Void installed flawlessly, first time around
[12:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you're saying you slapped your bits up?
[13:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[13:05:05] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a horseshoe
[13:05:36] <Runaway1956> at least he didn't use a horse cock
[13:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a donkey dong
[13:06:53] <MrPlow> "a donkey dong" added.
[13:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i'm generally not a weezer fan but i dearly lurve this song...
[13:10:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt weezer undone
[13:10:40] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Weezer - Undone -- The Sweater Song (Official Music Video)
[13:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> embrace the absurd and life seems a lot less fucked up. because fucked up is how it's sposed to be.
[13:13:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah. But from my nick you can probably guess that I figured that out a long time ago. :)
[13:13:36] * TheMightyBuzzard tips hat to the pioneer
[13:13:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> The rest of the world is absurd, why should we be absurd, too?
[13:23:56] <SoyGuest10360> i embrace the random apparently
[13:24:39] * TheMightyBuzzard glances over at RandomFactor and quirks an eyebrow
[13:25:10] <Runaway1956> Is there friggin in the riggin here?
[13:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya bastard
[13:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt friggin in the riggin
[13:26:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Friggin in the riggin the sex pistols
[13:33:30] <carny> Runaway1956: how do you like void?
[13:34:28] <Runaway1956> still updating void so I haven't seen much of it yet
[13:36:45] <carny> oh first time trying it?
[13:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> gentoo++ #because rDyb_alTkMQ
[13:43:55] <Bender> karma - gentoo: 5
[13:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt rDyb_alTkMQ
[13:44:01] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Sid Vicious - My Way (Original and Complete Version)
[13:48:24] <SoyGuest10360> #yt three dead trolls and a baggie every os sucks
[13:48:24] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Every OS Sucks
[13:52:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> #yt Dope Right Round
[13:52:10] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Dope - You Spin Me Round (like A Record)
[13:55:33] <carny> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:55:33] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 368
[13:56:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> what i do?
[13:56:14] <carny> three dead trolls
[13:57:05] <Runaway1956> Oh, yeah, this is first time on Void
[13:57:27] <Runaway1956> I used to distro hop all over, but I've kept the same desktop now for about 4 years
[13:57:35] <Runaway1956> it was time for a change
[13:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was fatphil
[13:58:42] <carny> oops ;]
[13:59:12] <carny> =yt marilyn manson killing strangers
[13:59:13] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Marilyn Manson - Killing Strangers (5:39)
[13:59:59] <carny> TheMightyBuzzard--
[13:59:59] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 367
[14:00:04] <carny> fatphil++
[14:00:04] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 48
[14:00:30] <carny> Runaway1956: do you use zfs?
[14:03:41] <Runaway1956> I just went with the default of ext4 - if I hadn't been so frustrated for three days, I may have used zfs
[14:07:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Don't Look Behind the Curtain--Peak Load Tesla Superchargers Are Diesel - https://sylnt.us - not-so-green-after-all
[14:07:49] <carny> lol
[14:08:59] <carny> does this mean the tesla truck will have a diesel generator in the back? ;]
[14:08:59] <SoyGuest10360> https://www.miamiherald.com
[14:08:59] <systemd> ^ 03Banana wall vandalized with lipstick at Art Basel. The message was about Jeffrey Epstein
[14:28:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's a missing ) from that Tesla story.
[14:29:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> should be one after "efficient and clean power source".
[14:36:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> carny: it's a truck, you can put whatever you want in the back of it! (Including another truck. https://i.redd.it )
[14:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could fix that but i'm going to leave it just to screw with OCD folks.
[14:37:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> you could put another ( there to make them scream.
[14:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> life: https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[14:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could close it with a }, ], or 0
[14:50:29] <chromas> =yt simpsons truck truck truck
[14:50:30] <systemd> https://youtube.com - It fell off a truck truck.. truck.wmv (23)
[14:51:35] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: according to the internet, you're supposed to pinch at the base and roll toward the tip when you're done
[14:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> SFW unless your coworkers are both kinky and prudish: https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[14:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, sounds distracting and like it'd add significant amounts of time to all bathroom breaks.
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[15:36:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Orders All Foreign Software Removed From Use - https://sylnt.us - year-of-the-linux-desktop-in-China-by-2023
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[17:36:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Banned from World Sporting Events Due to Doping, to Include Olympics and World Cup - https://sylnt.us - actions-have-consequences
[17:37:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> mmmm...delicious spaghetti code.
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[17:48:59] <chromas> AndyTheAbsurd: sauce?
[17:49:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> It appears to be React-flavored.
[17:50:50] <chromas> sounds pretty well rounded. I prefer something more angular
[18:00:54] <bitrot> Client: HexChat 2.14.2 • OS: Unknown Distro • CPU: AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 6134 (800MHz) • Memory: Physical: 60.5 GiB Total (60.0 GiB Free) Swap: 30.5 GiB Total (30.5 GiB Free) • Storage: 48.1 GB / 1.1 TB (1.0 TB Free) • VGA: NVIDIA Corporation GK208B [GeForce GT 730] @ Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. [AMD] Family 10h Processor DRAM Controller • Uptime: 18m 4s
[18:05:26] <chromas> 60 gibs? shared video?
[18:07:31] <chromas> plus that's a lotta swap
[18:15:07] <Runaway1956> Chromas - I kinda rushed through installation, because it kept me frustrated all weekend
[18:15:22] <Runaway1956> It finally worked, and I'm not going back to change things now, LOL
[18:16:25] <Runaway1956> Bigger better video card should be here on Thursday
[18:17:26] <Runaway1956> I like that processor speed of 800 mhz, lol
[18:18:03] <Runaway1956> two were running about 2 ghz, a couple more at 1.8 or so, and all the rest idle at 800 mhz because I'm not doing anything
[18:20:23] <chromas> Need to edit your inxi script to show all your rice
[18:23:08] <Bytram> Runaway1956: Planning on making a run on the leaderboard? https://apps.foldingathome.org
[18:23:09] <systemd> ^ 03Folding@home team 230319 stats
[18:28:27] <bitrot> that isn't inxi, that's Hexchat sysinfo
[18:28:33] <bitrot> if I paste inxi in here, I may get kicked for flooding the channel
[18:30:03] <chromas> only if it comes out too fast
[18:30:26] <chromas> Mine's only three lines long :(
[18:34:46] <Bytram> In case folks were not following along at home (heh!) Team SoylentNews.org is currently in 219th place in the entire *world* -- and... have amassed over 1 billion points!
[18:35:19] <Bytram> Client: HexChat 2.14.2 • OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional (x64) • CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU P8700 @ 2.53GHz (2.54GHz) • Memory: 6.0 GiB Total (3.0 GiB Free) • Storage: 418.2 GiB / 931.5 GiB (513.4 GiB Free) • VGA: NVIDIA Quadro NVS 160M • Uptime: 5w 1d 2h 23m 4s
[18:35:29] <Bytram> okaaay.
[18:36:10] <Bytram> I was just trying to look at my own stuff... How can I look at it without sharing it with the world?
[18:37:55] <bitrot> inxi -F
[18:38:03] <Bytram> cf: https://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[18:38:04] <systemd> ^ 03404 Not Found
[18:38:24] <Bytram> lol! /me is looking at it right now.
[18:52:30] <bitrot> System: Host: abyss Kernel: 5.3.15_1 x86_64 bits: 64 Desktop: N/A Distro: void
[18:52:30] <bitrot> Machine: Type: Desktop Mobo: Supermicro model: H8QG6 v: 1234567890 serial: <root required> BIOS: American Megatrends
[18:56:18] <chromas> -F makes it spit out all the infos for me. Must be a hexchat thing
[18:56:31] <chromas> (still comes out as messages)
[18:57:46] <bitrot> v: 080016 date: 04/21/2010
[18:58:58] <bitrot> CPU: Topology: 4x 8-Core model: AMD Opteron 6134 bits: 64 type: MCP SMP L2 cache: 16.0 MiB
[18:59:16] <bitrot> Speed: 800 MHz min/max: 800/2300 MHz Core speeds (MHz): 1: 800 2: 1400 3: 800 4: 800 5: 800 6: 2300 7: 2300 8: 2300
[19:00:57] <bitrot> 9: 800 10: 800 11: 1400 12: 800 13: 2300 14: 800 15: 800 16: 800 17: 2300 18: 800 19: 2300 20: 800 21: 800 22: 800
[19:05:39] <chromas> https://futurism.com
[19:05:40] <systemd> ^ 03Elon Musk drives Cybertruck to restaurant, hits traffic cone ( https://futurism.com )
[19:05:52] <chromas> We've got to do something about this angle-on-angle violence
[19:06:19] <chromas> or maybe he was trying to bisect it
[19:06:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bernie Sanders Vows to Break up Huge ISPs and Regulate Broadband Prices - https://sylnt.us - snowballs-chance
[19:07:49] <chromas> Instead of breaking them up, how about just banning states from monopoly protection?
[19:08:40] <bitrot> 23: 800 24: 800 25: 800 26: 800 27: 800 28: 800 29: 800 30: 800 31: 800 32: 800
[19:09:31] <chromas> you don't have to paste it that slowly :)
[19:09:52] <chromas> in fact, hexchat should automatically divide it across multiple messages
[19:12:17] <chromas> If you send like 30 messages in 5 seconds then the server will boot you, but nobody's going to kick you unless you're pasting EF's dickpics or something
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[19:34:46] <SoyGuest10360> some of the splort on #shitlords makes me think the limit's over 30
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[19:42:52] <chromas> Probably. I dunno the specific limit but my bottucks has run into it before
[19:48:33] <Bytram> chromas: have you been playing with you story page again? I dropped a Science Daily link in it, clicked the button... and got a blank page.
[19:48:57] <Bytram> fwiw, it was this link: https://www.sciencedaily.com
[19:48:58] <systemd> ^ 03A tech jewel: Converting graphene into diamond film: Synthesis of the thinnest possible diamond-like material starting from bilayer graphene and without high pressure
[19:49:20] <Bytram> and I was referring to this page: https://chromas.0x.no
[19:52:04] <chromas> That's weird. It works from the command line
[19:52:35] <chromas> it's outputting extra stuff that confuzzles the phpoo script
[19:52:45] * Bytram is in the middle of updating story... give me a few minutes and I'll try again.
[19:52:59] <Bytram> somethiing got lost in the translation?
[19:53:42] <chromas> the script uses a command-line tool (which uses the bot's code) and it's outputting extra stuff that the php script wasn't expcting
[19:53:52] <Bytram> ahhh, got it.
[19:57:26] <chromas> should work now
[19:58:39] <Bytram> k
[19:58:46] <Bytram> thank you!
[19:59:12] <chromas> it was pooping out debug stuff because I'm trying to figure out why it gets stuck on the cite block sometimes
[19:59:37] <Bytram> Orly? [Citation needed]
[20:03:54] <Bytram> much better!
[20:48:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Documents Show U.S. Officials Misled Public on Afghanistan War - https://sylnt.us - why?
[20:56:37] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[20:56:39] <systemd> ^ 03GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE - Official Trailer (HD)
[20:56:42] <chromas> Looks like there's a plot this time
[21:05:55] <SoyGuest10360> didn't see the last one, not planning on investing time in sequels of reboots unless there's very good reason for it.
[21:06:07] <SoyGuest10360> would much rather watch an original movie from 1970
[21:12:32] <SoyGuest10360> wait, I don't see 4 unfunny female leads - it it an unreboot?
[21:19:17] <Bytram> deboot?
[21:19:43] <Bytram> deboot debut!
[21:20:06] <Bytram> what ever that might be, it is also time for me to get some rest.
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[21:34:04] <chromas> SoyBoi10360: I think they're ignoring the 2016 one
[21:34:19] <SoyGuest10360> I pee what you did there
[21:34:57] <SoyGuest10360> I happily ignored it too, i think everyone apart from SJWs did.
[22:08:48] * TheMightyBuzzard briefly considers changing the web chat nick base to SoyBoi
[22:09:19] <chromas> SoyBeta
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[22:27:59] * RandomFactor approves SoyBoi
[22:46:00] <RandomFactor> TheMightyBuzzard: I yam what I yam and dat's all what I yam.
[22:46:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Tech Jewel: Converting Graphene into Diamond Film - https://sylnt.us - cryszilla
[22:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt popeye petrucci
[22:46:37] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Popeye Punk Theme - High Quality
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[22:47:05] <RandomFactor> Speaking of yams
[22:47:38] <RandomFactor> Whassup Azuma :)
[22:48:34] <RandomFactor> (also note i got the last vowel right this time)
[22:51:16] <SoyGuest10360> just encountered a company whose name effectively translates to "Brewing Company Beer Brewery".
[22:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth in advertising. i dig it.
[22:51:39] <RandomFactor> should add 'of beer' to the end
[22:51:53] <RandomFactor> You need to repeat things 3 times to make sure people get it
[22:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't get it
[22:52:34] <RandomFactor> cuz they only repeated it twice. Understandable
[22:53:03] <RandomFactor> maybe 'of beer brew'
[22:53:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll show off my culinary skills tonight by picking up a bigass bag of hotwings at wingstop.
[22:56:18] <RandomFactor> I nuked week old chili and added lots of crackers after splitting a can of vienna sausages with the dog
[22:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> good call on not splitting the chili with it
[23:00:34] <RandomFactor> Splitting chili with a dog is banned by several international arms treaties as I recall
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[23:02:36] <SoyCow1337> =declined
[23:02:36] <systemd> Thanks for submitting this story. It appears that no editor has yet selected this story to be run. At least a week has passed since the story was submitted, and if an editor was going to have selected it, they would likely have done so by now. It has, therefore, been removed from the submission queue.
[23:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but it doesn't say anything about giving your neighbor's dog his own bowl
[23:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> lack of foresight there, i'd say
[23:04:55] <RandomFactor> Popeye Punk Theme pretty cool
[23:06:43] <RandomFactor> https://www.independent.co.uk
[23:06:45] <systemd> ^ 03World’s first human composting site to open
[23:06:53] <RandomFactor> I really shouldn't...
[23:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't what? oh, and sub that.
[23:09:29] <RandomFactor> CJ got it already https://soylentnews.org
[23:09:31] <systemd> ^ 03Washington Could Become the First State to Compost the Dead - SoylentNews
[23:09:38] <RandomFactor> back in january
[23:09:53] <RandomFactor> still, it's no longer potential
[23:10:14] <RandomFactor> https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=19/05/24/1154256
[23:10:16] <systemd> ^ 03State of Washington Legalizes Human Composting - SoylentNews
[23:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer
[23:10:35] <RandomFactor> ok, might as well. Off to compose a requiem to this story
[23:10:47] <RandomFactor> nah, they're just previous coverage
[23:11:12] <RandomFactor> https://soylentnews.org
[23:11:14] <systemd> ^ 03'Urban Death Project' Proposes to Compost the Dead - SoylentNews
[23:11:20] <RandomFactor> as far back as 2015....
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[23:13:31] <RandomFactor> What to use for a dept line though
[23:15:52] <RandomFactor> 50% compost consumer fiber?
[23:16:32] <AzumaHazuki> time for making plov :9
[23:17:49] <RandomFactor> C'mon you can't beat coming up with a dept line for this
[23:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hotwings run time
[23:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, you could but it'd be like beating a dead horse
[23:18:41] <RandomFactor> plov...plotz
[23:19:21] <RandomFactor> The picture looks like something out of Logan's Run
[23:20:46] <RandomFactor> "The deceased is then returned to their loved ones as compost"
[23:23:14] <AzumaHazuki> i am thinking, maybe there are fewer recipes in the world than it seems
[23:25:12] <RandomFactor> Hope you come up with something, I'm dying here
[23:26:14] <AzumaHazuki> oh, plov is easy. brown big chunks of meat and onions, add carrots and brown some more, add just enough water to make float, simmer till mostly gone...
[23:26:34] <RandomFactor> i'm working on plotz, not plov
[23:26:38] <AzumaHazuki> then layer uncooked rice on top, slowly add water to about 2cm covering rice, stick a whole garlic in center, poke some holes, and cook
[23:26:49] <RandomFactor> insert corpse, cook 30 days...
[23:28:20] <RandomFactor> Maybe this should be under 'Rehash'
[23:29:04] <chromas> Better than preserving them in $1000 underground wooden boxes. Plus think of all the soup bones
[23:29:19] <chromas> Bonion soup
[23:31:34] <RandomFactor> if someone stole the cooker....they would lose their composer
[23:33:18] <RandomFactor> They are dying to start, but the law is "Set to take effect in May 2020" so they have to wait
[23:36:23] <RandomFactor> new meaning for the word 'dirt nap'
[23:39:28] <RandomFactor> previous depts SoylentNews-is-[composted]-people?, circle-of-life, ashes-to-ashes-dust-to-dust
[23:43:49] <RandomFactor> Now i just need something to end it all
[23:44:08] <RandomFactor> Goodbye cruel article!
[23:46:37] <RandomFactor> If Uncle Larry was a dirtbag, before...
[23:47:48] <RandomFactor> Speaking of dirt, dog time if i don't want some