#soylent | Logs for 2019-12-06
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[01:08:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Parker Solar Probe Getting Closer to Touching the Sun - https://sylnt.us - I-guess-anything-is-possible-now
[01:11:58] * Runaway1956 wants a Corona
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[02:24:23] <chromas> pizza++
[02:24:23] <Bender> karma - pizza: 47
[02:36:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Devise Catalyst that Uses Light to Turn Carbon Dioxide to Fuel - https://sylnt.us - bright-idea
[02:38:29] <carny> so
[02:38:35] <carny> a plant? ;]
[02:41:43] <chromas> I thought using lichen to make fuel was already a thing
[02:42:10] <chromas> Then again, people keep inventing new battery tech that doesn't fruit
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[04:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://canyouactually.com Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.
[04:00:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[04:01:19] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[04:09:23] <AzumaHazuki> sounds like something ned flanders would come up with. "fondoodler"
[04:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but you'd never have to eat a nacho with cold cheese again
[04:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> unrelated: https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[04:14:23] <chromas> 7". Those are rookie numbers You gotta pump those numbers, kid!
[04:15:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Says Wireless Carriers Lie about Coverage 40% of the Time - https://sylnt.us - Lies,-Damn-Lies,-and-Statistics
[04:23:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, lesbians get cock blocked like everyone else but it's not really a very relevant term, given the parties involved. i think you guys should go with beaver dammed.
[04:24:39] <AzumaHazuki> "clam jammed" actually
[04:24:50] <AzumaHazuki> i don't go in for casual sex, so it's never been a problem for me
[04:25:05] <chromas> jamming sounds like the opposite of being blocked
[04:26:20] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[04:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's some quality teenaged fuckery. i heartily endorse the artist.
[04:29:27] <chromas> According to the comments, "Military aircraft mechanics draw dicks on everything. It’s a skill we all possess but no one can explain."
[04:30:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay. that makes sense. standard military decorum that is.
[04:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> the military's a lot like highschool except EVERYONE has guns instead of just one guy
[04:44:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, one more for the night then i'm making coffee and hitting the sack
[04:44:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.facebook.com
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[05:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Climate Models are Often Attacked, but Most of the Time They're Remarkably Good - https://sylnt.us
[07:25:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Egyptian Government Plans to Track the Movement of 10 Million Vehicles with Low-Cost RFID Stickers - https://sylnt.us - creates-new-market-for-UHF-jammers
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[08:09:23] <SoyGuest10360> #submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[08:09:24] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[08:09:49] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[08:09:56] <chromas> 43 actual
[08:10:22] <chromas> I'm going to assume 43% actual food
[08:10:29] <chromas> and not clickit :D
[08:11:15] <SoyGuest10360> but it's a tasty click-fil-a
[08:11:44] <SoyGuest10360> ~gmorning chromas
[08:11:51] <SoyGuest10360> bots--
[08:11:51] <Bender> karma - bots: -7
[08:13:00] <chromas> =g'morning SoyGuest10360
[08:13:07] <chromas> =g'noight SoyGuest10360
[08:13:07] * systemd derisively separates a bunch of bellybutton lint from SoyGuest10360
[08:14:34] <SoyGuest10360> thanks, that's been stuck in my teeth for days
[08:15:01] <SoyGuest10360> =g'top-o-the-marnin chromas
[08:15:10] <chromas> it's bellybutton lint, not pie hair
[08:15:15] <SoyGuest10360> bots--
[08:15:15] <Bender> karma - bots: -8
[08:15:19] <chromas> guess it needs moar aliases
[08:15:22] <chromas> or alii
[08:16:14] <chromas> well I'm debugging the bot anyhow. It gets stuck on certain sites and prints out a spurious "-1" from...somewhere
[08:30:11] <chromas> They really should let checkbox inputs be closable so you can just do <checkbox>label</checkbox>
[08:30:28] <chromas> or <input type="checkbox">Whatever</input>
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[08:43:17] <SoyGuest10360> wtf was I doing before I noticed those dupes?
[08:43:29] <SoyGuest10360> no wonder I never seem to achieve anything :(
[08:43:44] <SoyGuest10360> attention span of, erm, I dunno, whatever
[08:55:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Library Genesis Seeding Project Helps to Decentralize Archive of Scientific Knowledge - https://sylnt.us
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[10:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RSA-240 Factored - https://sylnt.us - move-to-at-least-2048-bit-now
[11:47:19] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:47:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5049
[11:47:42] * Bytram is running late today; have an early start scheduled for work.
[11:50:26] <chromas> "In a vacuum, Java would be great. But in reality, if you still havent switched to kotlin or scala, youre either stupid, masochistic, or lazy to the point of self-harm"
[11:50:50] <chromas> =g'day then Bytram
[11:50:51] * systemd nonchalantly formulates a tremendouns number of shadow bans for then Bytram
[11:52:17] <Bytram> =gday chromas
[11:52:18] * systemd disturbingly requisitions a zfs volume of glowballs for chromas
[11:52:40] <chromas> glowballs eh
[11:52:41] <Bytram> okay, I really must be going to get ready for work.
[11:52:44] <chromas> import crutchy;
[12:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hot Glue Gun Cheese Dispenser Is What You Need In Your Life - https://sylnt.us - now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese
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[13:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:42:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5050
[13:50:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> coffee+=100;
[13:56:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Subway Loses Lawsuit Against Journalists Who Discovered Chicken Strips Only 43% Actual Chicken - https://sylnt.us - soylent-chicken
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[14:16:21] <Runaway1956_> yo
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[14:35:55] <carny> https://www.aljazeera.com
[14:35:56] <systemd> ^ 03Gunman dead after opening fire at US Navy base in Florida: Navy
[15:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid rain. rainy days always sap the energy and motivation right out of me for some reason.
[15:27:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unilever Pushing for Plant-Based Meat - https://sylnt.us - can-i-have-ketchup-with-that
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[16:57:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mars Rover Aims to Grab a Piece of History - https://sylnt.us - long-road-home
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[18:38:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samoa Arrests Anti-Vaxxer as Immunisation Drive Continues - https://sylnt.us - the-anti-vaxer-was-spotted
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[20:17:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Tweaks Restrictions on 'Cyanide Bomb' Anti-Predator Devices - https://sylnt.us
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[21:55:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD's Ryzen CPUs Will Eventually Feature More Than 16 Cores - https://sylnt.us
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[23:36:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocket Lab's Guided Reentry Test Moves Company Closer to Partially Reusable Rockets - https://sylnt.us - reusability
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