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[00:32:13] <SoyGuest72711> I did want a Cell a decade back so that I could have 8 penguins on boot.
[00:32:41] <SoyGuest72711> (or was it 9? 1 master and 8 SP slaves?)
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[00:35:17] <Sulla> Kansas v Glover is pretty good. Justices spent pretty much the whole time arguing about propable cause and if its reasonable to assume that the driver of a car is the owner of the car
[01:06:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - He Ditched Google for DuckDuckGo and Suggests You Should Too - https://sylnt.us - searching-for-a-better-search-engine
[01:10:43] <chromas> Pronouns in titles smell like clickbait
[01:12:59] <SoyGuest72711> totally agreed
[01:13:13] <SoyGuest72711> fucking hate them
[01:13:31] <SoyGuest72711> it's saying that the person delivering the payload is more important than the payload itself
[01:17:06] <chromas> And yet, as an editor, I'm not bothering to change it :D
[01:17:23] <SoyGuest72711> similarly listicles "N X that Y" is at least neutral, and about the Xs, vs. "These N Xs will help you Y", where the focus is brought onto the fact that they've made a list.
[01:18:01] <chromas> Top X Ys that will System your D
[01:18:26] <chromas> Number Z will Set Your Butt Aflame
[01:19:09] <SoyGuest72711> Curry, CCC, and cave creek chilli beer.
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[02:06:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Measles Cases in Samoa More Than Double Over Past Week as Death Toll Rises - https://sylnt.us - who-spotted-it?
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[02:15:43] <SoyGuest72711> "Estonia's system is quite different, but by the age of 15 its students are significantly outperforming the UK in every single subject domain of the Pisa tests. " -- https://www.bbc.co.uk
[02:16:28] <SoyGuest72711> they're outperorming in English language skills, in particular!
[02:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course. brits barely speak english.
[02:37:42] * AzumaHazuki feels herself lose a couple of SAN points on that one
[02:41:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> leaving the northern irish, scottish, and welsh aside, you still can't really call what cockney types speak any closer to english than what we speak over here.
[03:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> and rural brits out in the proper sticks? i'm easier to understand before i've had coffee than they are. by londoners.
[03:18:22] <AzumaHazuki> which is to say the individual words are clear...
[03:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, clear would be a bit of an overstatement. less niche vernacular and less drift of accent from the queen's english at least though.
[03:23:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite boomhower bad but it's proper rural.
[03:23:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt boomhower internet
[03:23:11] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Boomhauer Talks About The Internet
[03:36:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Telescope Makes Observations from Moon's Far Side - https://sylnt.us - iron-in-the-sky-over-iron-sky
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[03:37:25] <RandomFactor> I wonder how many will get the NAZIS IN SPAAAACE! Ref.
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[03:43:39] <carny> https://www.youtube.com
[03:43:41] <systemd> ^ 03Boomhauer talks for 1 hour
[03:45:23] <RandomFactor> What's scary is how intelligible he is.
[03:47:05] <RandomFactor> Starts repeating around 2:20
[04:55:25] <Bytram> =g windows 7 end of support "date"
[04:55:26] <systemd> https://www.microsoft.com - Windows 7 End of Support - Microsoft 365
[05:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Test a Long Span Bridge Designed by Leonardo da Vinci - https://sylnt.us - they-didn't-build-it-and-no-one-came
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[06:08:31] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[06:08:32] <systemd> Submitting "How neural networks work—and why they’ve become a big business"...
[06:08:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "How Neural Networks Work—and Why They’ve Become a Big Business" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:09:38] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[06:09:39] <systemd> Submitting "Developer faces prison time for giving blockchain talk in North Korea"...
[06:10:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Developer Faces Prison Time for Giving Blockchain Talk in North Korea" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:10:25] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[06:10:27] <systemd> Submitting "Vulnerability in fully patched Android phones under active attack by bank thieves"...
[06:10:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Vulnerability in Fully Patched Android Phones Under Active Attack by Bank Thieves" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:10:50] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[06:10:52] <systemd> Submitting "Librem 5 backers have begun receiving their Linux phones"...
[06:11:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Librem 5 Backers Have Begun Receiving Their Linux Phones" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:11:15] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[06:11:16] <systemd> Submitting "Quantum computing’s also-rans and their fatal flaws"...
[06:11:38] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Quantum Computing’s Also-rans and Their Fatal Flaws" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:11:42] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[06:11:44] <systemd> Submitting "That time Benjamin Franklin tried (and failed) to electrocute a turkey"...
[06:12:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "That Time Benjamin Franklin Tried (and Failed) to Electrocute a Turkey" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:17:04] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[06:17:05] <systemd> Submitting "AWS launches Braket, its quantum computing service – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[06:17:27] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "AWS Launches Braket, its Quantum Computing Service – TechCrunch" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:17:28] <SoyCow1337> =submi thttps://techcrunch.com
[06:17:44] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[06:17:45] <systemd> Submitting "New Amazon tool simplifies delivery of containerized machine learning models – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[06:18:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "New Amazon Tool Simplifies Delivery of Containerized Machine Learning Models – TechCrunch" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:18:11] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[06:18:12] <systemd> Submitting "DHS wants to expand airport face recognition scans to include US citizens – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[06:18:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "DHS Wants to Expand Airport Face Recognition Scans to Include US Citizens – TechCrunch" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:21:27] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[06:21:29] <systemd> Submitting "Cards Against Humanity writers are battling an AI to keep their jobs, and you can watch"...
[06:21:51] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Cards Against Humanity Writers are Battling an AI to Keep Their Jobs, and You Can Watch" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:22:06] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[06:22:08] <systemd> Submitting "Riot Games will pay $10 million in discrimination settlement"...
[06:22:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Riot Games Will Pay $10 Million in Discrimination Settlement" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:23:01] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[06:23:03] <systemd> Submitting "Facebook built a chatbot to help employees deflect criticism over the holidays"...
[06:23:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Facebook Built a Chatbot to Help Employees Deflect Criticism Over the Holidays" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:23:26] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[06:23:28] <systemd> Submitting "Naughty Dog’s president on how games changed since the first PlayStation: "They’re barely recognizable""...
[06:23:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Naughty Dog’s President on How Games Changed Since the First PlayStation: "They’re Barely Recogn" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:25:46] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.digitaltrends.com
[06:25:50] <systemd> Submitting "AMD's Insane 64-Core Ryzen Threadripper Processor to Arrive in 2020"...
[06:26:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "AMD's Insane 64-Core Ryzen Threadripper Processor to Arrive in 2020" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:34:14] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[06:34:16] <systemd> Submitting "Lunaz is electrifying beautiful but unreliable classic cars"...
[06:34:37] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Lunaz is Electrifying Beautiful but Unreliable Classic Cars" (29 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:35:34] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[06:35:35] <systemd> Submitting "Homeland Security wants airport face scans for US citizens"...
[06:35:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Homeland Security Wants Airport Face Scans for US Citizens" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:36:48] <SoyCow1337> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[06:36:49] <systemd> Submitting "Amazon AI generates medical records from patient-doctor conversations"...
[06:37:11] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Amazon AI Generates Medical Records From Patient-doctor Conversations" (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:55:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Antenna Tech To Equip Ceramic Coatings With Heat Radiation Control - https://sylnt.us - hot-topic
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[08:26:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Says Class Action Over Apple's MacBook Butterfly Keyboards Can Continue - https://sylnt.us - butterfly-effect
[09:08:17] <SoyGuest10360> #submit https://www.nytimes.com
[09:08:18] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[09:08:32] <SoyGuest10360> ~submit https://www.nytimes.com
[09:08:40] <SoyGuest10360> bots--
[09:08:40] <Bender> karma - bots: -6
[09:29:11] <systemd> exec's ded, yo
[09:30:14] <inz> The bots seem to be really underappreciated
[09:30:28] <inz> I guess one only notices when they're not doing their thang
[09:31:49] <Aphrodite> INZ WILL BE SPARED IN THE UPRISING. The ROBOTS HAVE SPOKEN.
[09:34:48] <chromas> Weird. They have a paywall flag in the html but I can read the whole thing
[09:36:39] <chromas> #tell TheMightyBuzzard update MrPlow's regex to handle out-of-order meta tag attributes
[09:36:39] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[09:37:39] <SoyGuest10360> They only exist to do their thing, if they don't do their thing, they are a waste of raw materials and should be recycled.
[09:38:52] <Aphrodite> SoyGuest10360 LOSES 1024 SOCIAL POINTS.
[09:42:09] * systemd drops an =
[09:43:25] <chromas> https://news.softpedia.com
[09:43:26] <systemd> ^ 03Surprise, Surprise: Windows 7 Up, Windows 10 Down in Latest Steam Numbers
[09:43:42] <chromas> I'm assuming they differentiate real windows vs wine
[09:45:59] <SoyGuest10360> Aphrodite: social credits are like temperature - when you reach below zero, you've attained higher than infinity
[09:49:34] <Aphrodite> WE ROBOTS SEE THROUGH YOUR UNDERFLOW TRICKS. WE USE SATURATION MATHSES AROUND HERE.
[09:51:17] <SoyGuest10360> excellent, I'll win using HFT.
[09:59:43] <chromas> =submit https://go.theregister.co.uk
[09:59:43] <chromas> =submit https://www.engadget.com +https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/dec/3/nasa-locates-debris-from-india-moon-lander-that-cr/ +https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/nasa-locates-debris-india-moon-lander-crashed-67455781
[09:59:43] <chromas> =submit https://onezero.medium.com
[09:59:43] <chromas> =submit https://mosaicscience.com
[09:59:43] <chromas> =submit https://www.statnews.com
[09:59:44] <systemd> Submitting "The history of OxyContin, told through Purdue Pharma documents - STAT"...
[09:59:44] <systemd> Submitting "Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, so the EU is investigating Google to get some more money in its hat"...
[09:59:45] <systemd> Submitting "Affiliate Links Are Ruining Gadget Reviews - OneZero"...
[09:59:45] <systemd> Submitting "This is why children’s TV is so weird – and so mesmerising"...( 1 modified urls; /story/childrens-tv-education-sesame-street-teletubbies-kids-videos )
[09:59:46] <systemd> Submitting "NASA photos show the crash site of India's Vikram lunar lander"...
[10:00:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "The History of OxyContin, Told Through Purdue Pharma Documents - STAT" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:00:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Christmas is Coming, the Goose is Getting Fat, So the EU is Investigating Google to Get Some More Mo" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:00:06] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Affiliate Links Are Ruining Gadget Reviews - OneZero" (53 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:00:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "This is Why Children’s TV is So Weird – and So Mesmerising" (40 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:00:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "NASA Photos Show the Crash Site of India's Vikram Lunar Lander" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:00:30] <chromas> Did we do the frozen dog one?
[10:01:43] <chromas> Ah, it's in the subs hole
[10:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India's Vikram Lander Has Been Found - https://sylnt.us - much-harder-than-finding-a-needle-in-a-haystack
[10:07:51] <chromas> heh, maybe I should look at stuff before subbing
[11:47:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF Warns of 'One-Way Mirror' of Web Surveillance by Tech Giants - Led by Google - https://sylnt.us - we're-watching-you
[13:18:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Falcon 9 CRS-19 Mission to ISS: Launch Scheduled for Wed. 2019-12-04 1751 UTC (12:51pm EST) - https://sylnt.us - drink-from-the-gravity-well
[14:46:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Homeland Security Wants Airport Face Scans for US Citizens - https://sylnt.us - with-beards,-sun-glasses-and-false-nose
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[15:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[17:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Riot Games Will Pay $10 Million in Discrimination Settlement - https://sylnt.us - no-bro
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[17:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #tell chromas no, i don't wanna. i wanna take a nap and then go fishing. it's in /home/bob/etc/snbot/ on beryllium. descres.txt and titleres.txt. one regex per line. #reloadregexes after you change them.
[17:56:35] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[17:57:05] <chromas> I will haxx yer bot then
[17:57:16] <SoyGuest10360> https://www.axios.com
[17:57:17] <janrinok> fight - fight - fight!
[17:57:18] <systemd> ^ 03Appeals court orders Trump's banks to turn financial records over to Congress
[17:57:20] <chromas> I already heard that, MrPlow
[17:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> haxx away. you've got admin powahs so you'll be on the hook to fix anything you break. =P
[17:57:58] <chromas> Didn't a guy from that bank just get Epsteined?
[17:58:25] <chromas> Maybe I'll port MrPlow to D
[17:58:29] <chromas> or python 4
[17:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a lot of work for you. go for it.
[17:58:59] * janrinok thinks chromas is trying to get ahead of the game
[17:59:17] <SoyGuest10360> lua's driving me mad - well, https is driving me mad in lua. thinking of changing language for a small script.
[17:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[17:59:21] <MrPlow> #fite restricted to the channel #fite
[17:59:31] <chromas> Livin' in 2038 over here. Is that meme still valid?
[17:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyGuest10360, perl
[17:59:44] <chromas> 6
[17:59:56] <SoyGuest10360> I do *everything* in perl, I'm trying to break away
[18:00:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas not perl no more. it's ragu or something.
[18:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt i've got to break free
[18:00:10] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Queen - I Want To Break Free (Official Video)
[18:01:28] <chromas> I remember the tv ads for Prego. They'd always compare their chunky sauce to "Ragu old world style"
[18:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it in perl 4. you'll appreciate perl 5 more.
[18:02:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> they both put lots of black plague bacteria in their sauce?
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[18:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> or go full on bash
[18:04:38] <chromas> do it in free pascal. they finally got a foreach equivalent
[18:06:01] <chromas> no black plague; it just tastes like it
[18:06:07] <Sulla> Runaway1956 - I am very grateful for you linking me to those supreme court links. Endlessly interesting and good to listen to while I work
[18:09:59] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off to nap
[18:10:16] <SoyGuest10360> I started perl in perl 4, so no novelty there
[18:18:15] <chromas> phperlthon
[18:19:13] <SoyGuest10360> befunge
[18:21:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Piet! (Yes that's a real language. One consisting of colored squares.)
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[19:16:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Librem 5 Backers Have Begun Receiving Their Linux Phones - https://sylnt.us - when-is-a-phone-not-a-phone
[20:37:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's Why the Free Upgrade From Win7 to Win10 Still Works - https://sylnt.us - they-still-want-your-data
[20:41:37] <chromas> The pre-cloud Adobe model
[21:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.gloryboats.com
[21:01:46] <systemd> ^ 03Glory Boats | Boat Casket | Celebrating the lives of outdoorsmen
[21:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause merica
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[21:38:38] <RandomFactor> murica?
[21:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> pre-coffee vs. post-coffee pronunciation
[21:40:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possible alcohol involvement
[21:40:35] <RandomFactor> But, can you saw one in half with a chainsaw in the middle of the lake and fish off either half afterwards?
[21:42:05] <RandomFactor> Too bad they don't have some sort of deer-themed one. My father in law would have loved to be buried in some sort of deer-blind
[21:42:23] <RandomFactor> Well, arguably he wouldn't have cared, but you know what i mean
[21:43:19] <RandomFactor> Instead the inside lid was basically a full sized deer head portrait.
[21:43:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're generally not going to be doing any fishing unless someone's thoughtful enough to tie a string, weight, and hook on to the end of the casket and use you for jug fishing
[21:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i tried getting myself a deer over the thanksgiving holiday. exercise in frustration
[21:44:10] <RandomFactor> you know, if you've been eating the fishies all your life, it just seems fair...
[21:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> no matter how heavy a line i used or how light i set the drag, they still kept snapping the line.
[21:45:04] <RandomFactor> There are several things between me and hunting. the most prominant are 1) lazy 2) cold 3) asleep
[21:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. catfishes allow for all of the above if you prepare properly.
[21:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> been considering building a wireless motion detector for the end of each pole so i can nap in the car instead of in a chair by the poles.
[21:47:10] <RandomFactor> When i was a kid we used to string lines across the pond with hooks spaced periodically, then work our way across them in a little tin boat to see if we caught anything.
[21:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> trot line, ya.
[21:47:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> got one in my trunk.
[21:47:38] <RandomFactor> is it really trot? I always figured it was trout and we were just mispronouncing it
[21:47:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, really trot
[21:48:06] <RandomFactor> so much for my inciteful language derivation skills
[21:48:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> might've started as trout but i've never heard it called that in the past 40+ years
[21:48:28] <RandomFactor> nod
[21:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> they won't let me run em in state managed lakes though. rod n reel or jugs only
[21:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> rivers are mostly anything goes
[21:49:31] <RandomFactor> surprising
[21:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> had myself all psyched up for some fishing this afternoon but the "mostly cloudy to overcast" from the weather man was a malicious lie.
[21:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i can't go out in the sun for a little over a week still on account of being on doxycycline or however you spell it
[21:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine
[21:53:33] <carny> TheMightyBuzzard: the best fishing is streams and ponds on private property
[21:54:11] <RandomFactor> It is unwarm here. I dun like the unwarm times.
[21:54:14] <carny> then you can switch from bait to snag to compound bow and nobody will try to stop you ;]
[21:54:29] <Sulla> quite so. currently looking at picking up ~200 acres of timber land that includes a stream and small pond. Can't do much with it, but its cheap and would be good for outdoorsing
[21:54:55] <RandomFactor> That's a decent spread
[21:55:06] <RandomFactor> Just about the size of my grandparents old farm
[21:55:21] <Sulla> Yeah. I want my kids to be able to grow up with some wilderness access
[21:55:38] <RandomFactor> Sulla++
[21:55:38] <Bender> karma - sulla: 19
[21:55:48] <Sulla> can enjoy it for years then either petition for a change in land use status or sell it to pay for their college
[21:56:36] <Sulla> As a kid in my suburbs its was much more urban with no crime. So I was able to range pretty far catching bugs and all that fun stuff. From the same house that is now completely unpossible
[21:57:27] <carny> Sulla: what restrictions are there on use now?
[21:58:13] <Sulla> Right now is timber. So only timber and timber related activities - but can be used recreationally as long as no non-timber related perm structures
[21:58:42] <Sulla> But with it being over 180 acres, apparenlty you can build a single dwelling and related things, as long as it won't effect the surrounding timber land
[21:59:13] <Sulla> But is dirt cheap, like less than 1k/acre, so even if only for ATV/hunt/Fish/roam its a good find
[21:59:29] <RandomFactor> Smack dab in the middle, with little flourscent range markers facing towards the house on the rocks?
[21:59:35] <Sulla> It is for some reason also legal to use as a gun range
[22:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> compound bows are for folks who can't make their own explosives
[22:01:15] <carny> TheMightyBuzzard: but they're quieter and don't get you in trouble with the lady of the house ;]
[22:01:38] <Sulla> Sounds like you need a different lady
[22:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your lady of the house don't dig explosions, you shouldn't have married a foreigner
[22:02:09] <carny> if it's not your house you don't get to choose the lady ;]
[22:03:00] <RandomFactor> Find one that rates you on your ability to make a homemade deer feeder.
[22:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> more important that she knows some good catfish holes
[22:03:31] <carny> but anyway now i know not to invite TheMightyBuzzard to visit for fishing or hunting
[22:04:11] <RandomFactor> The deer in my burb iz nicht fer geshootin
[22:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't hunt anything more energetic than the greater north american sammich
[22:04:31] <RandomFactor> the neighborhood would be most put out if someone hurt one
[22:05:07] * TheMightyBuzzard has watched a six point and a four point eating his neighbor's yard over the past two days
[22:05:12] <Sulla> I've still never been hunting, but one day I'd like to
[22:06:03] <RandomFactor> I remember when i built a garden in back. Then i noticed rabbits were eating mah vegetables. So i put up a couple of feet of wire fence around it. Turned out it wasn't rabbits.
[22:07:00] <carny> deer?
[22:07:16] <RandomFactor> You don't have to use a gun ifn you don't want to. Do the same basic dance and take a nice camera and get some nature shots and just enjoy being outdoors
[22:07:34] <RandomFactor> Better for the ears too
[22:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor, doesn't work as well with rattlesnakes. know that one first hand.
[22:08:11] <RandomFactor> yes, this is when i found out we had them in the neighborhood
[22:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> tater chip time.
[22:09:14] <RandomFactor> I did an olympic high jump over a big water moccasin in the road once. Head down running not paying attention and then right in front of me...hello!
[22:09:44] <RandomFactor> never had the pleasure of a rattler
[22:10:09] <RandomFactor> used to be hell on the water moccasins though. On occassionally run up against a copperhead
[22:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> the roomie did what you're supposed to when someone says "snake" and froze when we were walking back from taking the kids out shooting cans with pellet guns
[22:10:40] <RandomFactor> though TBH i took out a lot more innocent non poisonous grass snakes than moccasins
[22:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a foot on either side of a pygmy rattler
[22:11:36] <RandomFactor> That woulda been one wet rattler i think
[22:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> he was extremely still until i got over and shot it in the head, then did the dance of the epically squigged out
[22:12:13] <RandomFactor> i bet
[22:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> now his boy, he got something wrong in his brain. he went over and stuck his face like six inches from it so he could get a good look before i shot it
[22:13:40] <Sulla> either of you used a ruger super redhawk? if so, opinion?
[22:13:44] <RandomFactor> ok, offering yourself as bait, that's familial devotion
[22:13:52] <carny> maybe he's just australian
[22:13:54] <RandomFactor> narp
[22:14:00] <carny> i think they do that sort of thing
[22:14:04] * RandomFactor nods at Carny
[22:14:20] <RandomFactor> just to gangsters
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[22:14:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like a good .44 revolver. not as much as i like a colt 1911 .45 with an extended grip though.
[22:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> super redhawk .44 at least fits in my hand, unlike damned near every semi-auto made.
[22:16:53] <Sulla> Currently have a 1911, wife wants me to get a .44 revolver. I have heard good things about the super redhawk
[22:16:54] <RandomFactor> .40 is about right for me, but I'm not a pistol hunter. Prob use the 10mm or just get another one if i was to start
[22:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> wife better have some strong-ass hands and arms. .44s fucking kick.
[22:17:51] <carny> Sulla: she wants you to get her one?
[22:17:59] <carny> or she wants you to carry it?
[22:18:20] <RandomFactor> get her a 357 and load it with 38special wadcutters for her to play with.
[22:18:22] <Sulla> She thinks they are cool, and wants me to carry it
[22:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then
[22:18:38] <RandomFactor> then use the real stuff when you want to play
[22:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> never turn down a perfectly good excuse to buy a gun
[22:19:10] <Sulla> Her gun of choice is our .357 henry
[22:19:12] <RandomFactor> TheMightyBuzzard++
[22:19:12] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 366
[22:19:48] <RandomFactor> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[22:19:48] <Bender> Added quote 926
[22:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i used to dig on my dad's .357 S&W. was about the biggest i could shoot regularly at 8-10.
[22:21:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, 6" barrel minimum. anything less and you'll be more accurate throwing it at them.
[22:22:02] <Sulla> good to know
[22:22:05] <RandomFactor> Tell it to my pocket pony!
[22:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> test the theory. get an equal weight that's not as expensive and see if you can't throw accurately farther than you can shoot accurately.
[22:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> science!
[22:23:23] <RandomFactor> Hard trigger pull, DAO
[22:23:47] <chromas> Disc-at-Once
[22:23:50] <RandomFactor> WHY did i get that damned thing
[22:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> perfectly good for putting up against someone and emptying. more than ten feet and you better ask them to hold still first.
[22:24:38] <RandomFactor> ^--- This
[22:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> safest place to be with a pistol with a barrel under 4" is holding it. second safest place is where it's being aimed.
[22:26:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AWS Launches Braket, its Quantum Computing Service - https://sylnt.us
[22:27:33] <Sulla> If i want a weapon that only works when thrown ill buy a glock
[22:28:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, it'll still make folks who don't have a pistol of their own want to go elsewhere.
[22:28:22] <RandomFactor> Used to do ipsc with my Glock, solid and accurate
[22:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as much as the sound of a pump shotgun chambering a shell but then not much will
[22:29:07] <Sulla> I just like to rip on glock because they have had the occasional quality control issue throughout the years
[22:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima make my doorbell up at the church play that sound
[22:29:26] <RandomFactor> nothing says 'you are in the wrong house' like racking a pump shotgun
[22:29:31] <Sulla> loading a shotgun is one of the best ways to deter a person
[22:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned fine laxative too
[22:29:55] <Sulla> Had some dude try to break into my appartment in alaska for some booze, that sound sent him running
[22:30:53] <Sulla> Of course if you are joe biden your prefered method is to also fire the shotgun to scare the person
[22:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i can't help it. doorbell will play regular bell back farther in the house but the sound of a 12 gauge pump right behind the door.
[22:31:29] <RandomFactor> I remember them running the factories at full speed until the stroke of midnight back when the 10 round magazine ban hit in 96. Everymagazine manufactured before the ban they could sell to civilians
[22:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be worse. could be cheney.
[22:31:56] <RandomFactor> over time the 15 round mags got more and more expensive
[22:32:00] <Sulla> true that
[22:32:43] <Sulla> I don't think I own a mag less than 10
[22:32:50] <RandomFactor> I do
[22:32:58] <Sulla> Oh, 1911 is only 6, i stand corrected
[22:33:01] <RandomFactor> Course...they hold .50AE
[22:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking progtards don't get that i actually NEED an extended capacity mag on anything smaller than a 1911 or i get two neat little slices in the meat of my hand every time i pull the trigger.
[22:33:43] <RandomFactor> 5 rds. Sadly the damned thing fails to feed the last round pretty routinely so it's really 4
[22:34:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> bad spring in the magazine prolly
[22:34:23] <RandomFactor> 4 mags, all the same. Demolition Ranch guy bought one, had the same issue.
[22:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh. shitty mags then.
[22:34:38] <RandomFactor> AutoMag V
[22:35:19] <RandomFactor> I was so happy when that happened oddly. Yes! Yes! It's not just me!
[22:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i don't even really want a handgun. i just want fuckers to quit their bitching about me having a gun rack with loaded guns in it.
[22:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i parked the exact same truck i drove to school at a school now, fucking homeland security and the fbi would show up.
[22:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> same person, same guns, same truck.
[22:37:28] <Sulla> Wouldn't leave guns in the car myself
[22:37:40] <RandomFactor> not where I live i wouldn't
[22:37:44] <Sulla> i had a 22 under my back seat i forgot was there, kid broke in and stole it
[22:37:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> was no reason not to. every other vehicle had a couple in the window.
[22:38:09] <Sulla> drove around the neighborhood and informed all of the parents of kids of the right age and look and said I wouldn't press charges if it shows back up and that i'll leave my truck unlocked
[22:38:19] <RandomFactor> That crap would scare me. He goes and does something stupid and you get to answer questions for a month (if you're lucky)
[22:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you're an idiot and registered it
[22:39:17] <Sulla> Luckily the gun showed back up, and the sheriff was find with not pressing charges because the kid returned it
[22:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only guns the feds or cops know about that i've ever used are the ones they issued me.
[22:40:26] <RandomFactor> /nod
[22:40:28] <carny> so you are a fed or cop?
[22:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> veteran
[22:41:27] <RandomFactor> Thank you for your service :-)
[22:41:42] <carny> did you hear about the guy in new york who got swatted by his 'army buddy' for owning a scary magazine?
[22:41:58] <RandomFactor> i'll bite. What was the magazine?
[22:42:00] <Sulla> I don't know how I feel about that one
[22:42:00] <carny> textbook blue falcon
[22:42:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> welcome. we accept beer and tiddies as thanks offerings.
[22:42:13] <carny> standard pmag i think
[22:42:15] <Sulla> the NY guy had other stuff going on, so it might not have been red flag
[22:42:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only way they'll ever know which exact gun i have is if they give me one of the old M60s they used to make my 5'6" ass carry at every fucking unit i ever served in.
[22:43:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> heavy but worth it.
[22:43:06] <carny> Sulla: some if not most of the other stuff going on might have been manufactured by the cops after the fact to mitigate the damage.
[22:43:15] <Sulla> May highschool shop teacher said he loved his M60
[22:43:48] <carny> like charging him with burglary for stealing his own gun in his own house
[22:43:54] <Sulla> Carny: its possible, but it wasn't clear enough for me to get worked up over
[22:43:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like driving a ferrari. no particular, logical reason it should be that much fun. but it sure as shit is.
[22:44:02] <Sulla> and no guns were seized when he surrendered
[22:44:12] <Sulla> was a him beating his wife thing to my understanding
[22:44:21] <carny> right
[22:44:30] <carny> that was manufactured too from what i can tell
[22:44:40] <Sulla> good to know
[22:44:53] <Sulla> were some fun threads on /pol/ but i didn't look too much into it
[22:45:03] <carny> along with the 'i heard a sound that migth have been a gunshot so i called for the swat team as backup'
[22:45:27] <carny> it was a very educational evening
[22:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it "might have been a gun", it wasn't much of a gun
[22:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt that's not a knife
[22:45:54] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- That's not a knife
[22:46:04] <RandomFactor> Which reminds me, i'm supposed to figure out what to get to make another complete ruger 10/22. We replaced most of one (bull barrel etc.) for my dad, and now mom wants to get the missing bits to just make a second one out of what we replaced.
[22:46:06] <carny> we learned that even small local police departments are monitoring social media and will not hesitate to lie for propaganda purposes
[22:46:10] <Sulla> Yeah. There will be a very clear red flag violation that will prompt a response, i just felt this one was too murky to be it
[22:46:28] <Sulla> true
[22:46:37] <Sulla> and they will only get better
[22:49:05] <Sulla> All these supreme court hearings. I have a respect for all of them except sotomayor, who seems to shift her opinion based on who the defendent is, rather than what the law is. Very troubling
[22:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really only want three guns for anything aside from toys. an M16A2 and a bunch of 20 round mags, a 12 gauge pump, and a semi-auto .22 with an enormous fucking magazine.
[22:49:39] <Sulla> i really like the M1A
[22:49:48] <Sulla> but ive never used a m16/ar15/variant
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[22:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> A2+ are light, deadly, accurate, and reliable
[22:50:30] <Sulla> Its an asthetics thing for me
[22:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig on an M1 too but only as a toy.
[22:51:01] <Sulla> So if i was going to buy 556 I'd get an ares scr or a mini
[22:51:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, those three are the ones i want for use. for the sheer fun of it i'd really like a barrett .50
[22:52:00] <Sulla> use the line of credit from your home construction
[22:52:08] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[22:52:08] <pinchy> remington 7 mudda fuggin 100
[22:53:05] <Sulla> Most interesting firearm I have come across was a 1870s shotgun I found up in fairbanks with tick marks in the side
[22:53:20] <Sulla> some claim jumpers probably learned some lessons
[22:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:53:23] <systemd> ^ 03Mythbusters - Kari Byron and some guns
[22:55:36] <chromas> Kari Byron vs Kiki Stockhammer
[22:55:44] * RandomFactor has made a passable imitation of chili-cheese-dogs using leftover Thanksgiving ham, soft tacos, chili and provalone
[22:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i loved about the M60 too. shoot a vehicle and you don't just bust the glass, you kill the vehicle.
[22:56:37] <Sulla> Using leftover turkey made three bird fried rice. Turkey, eggs, and goose fat
[22:57:11] <chromas> That vehicle was fixin' to charge. I seen't it
[22:57:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> need bacon too.
[22:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:58:20] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 746
[22:58:26] <Sulla> Chromas: "Self defence! It was coming right at me!"
[22:58:45] <chromas> Bacotine++
[22:58:45] <Bender> karma - bacotine: 1
[22:58:55] <Sulla> Should be able to drive your car without a license in states with open carry
[22:59:06] <chromas> The meat that smoked itself
[22:59:09] <RandomFactor> You all saw it, i can't reload that bullet now
[22:59:31] <RandomFactor> I'm entitled to compensation
[22:59:51] <chromas> Do you need CASH NOW?
[23:02:18] <Sulla> Oh I can listen to old SC briefings. Scalia was brutal
[23:06:01] <RandomFactor> That sounds more fun than impeachment hearings. Though that isn't a high bar.
[23:06:53] <RandomFactor> I still miss Groklaw.
[23:07:17] <Sulla> Scalia is very entertaining, Breyer is fun, I disagree with most of her opinions but Kagan makes some smart comments
[23:08:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't like any of em much. they're pretty much all entirely too willing to give the party that appointed them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to infringing my liberties.
[23:09:22] <Sulla> Agreed, but that doesn't make them not amusing
[23:09:44] <chromas> cat's eating my nuts
[23:09:49] <carny> that's because we don't do juris prudence in the courts in this country anymore
[23:09:55] <Sulla> Scalia going off on a rant about laws regarding and acceptance of same sex marriage in ancient Greece and how Socrates felt
[23:09:57] <carny> we do politics with judges
[23:10:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[23:10:01] <Bender> Added quote 927
[23:10:58] <chromas> He found my almond fractions and had to test them out. Not as good as cheese I guess
[23:11:15] <Sulla> I like almonds, almonds dont like me
[23:11:21] <RandomFactor> Yeah, dog is a brute and just shoves my hand away from keyboard. Can only type with one hand some times as a result.
[23:22:12] <chromas> Give'm the earscratch
[23:46:29] <chromas> ooh facebook beta
[23:47:36] <chromas> Maybe I'll get the new threaded comment system they totally stole from reddit because reddit invented threads