#soylent | Logs for 2019-11-25

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[00:37:11] <Runaway1956> That big old buck found a nice lady to help him hold his anters up!
[00:38:14] <Runaway1956> I've just learned that I am required by law to share
[00:38:56] <Runaway1956> https://intellectualfroglegs.com
[00:38:59] <systemd> ^ 03FUN WATCH! NEW SHOW! "The Spies Who Shagged Themselves..." Intellectual Froglegs
[00:40:10] <Fnord666> No comments about Grandma's nice rack?
[00:41:10] <Runaway1956> I didn't want to offend TMB by noticing his mom's hooters
[00:43:09] <Fnord666> That's either a large deer or a small woman
[00:45:26] <Runaway1956> It would help to know where the pic was taken. Is that a Texas deer, or a Rhode Island deer?
[00:47:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Protection For Pacemakers - https://sylnt.us - not-a-security-issue-for-once
[01:43:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, tennessee. TWRA posted the pic earlier today.
[01:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> 265 yard shot, she's 83
[01:46:06] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off to lay down and watch tv
[02:00:17] <AzumaHazuki> ah, my manager hunts deer. he usually throws the organs out, so he's glad he knows someone (me) who likes offal
[02:00:34] <AzumaHazuki> am feeling a little like the wicked queen in Snow White, but come on...venison heart is awesome
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[02:16:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Niagara Glen--Off the Beaten Track at Niagara Falls - https://sylnt.us - the-road-less-traveled
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[03:56:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Women are More Likely than Men to Say ‘Please’ to their Smart Speaker - https://sylnt.us - better-safe-than-sorry
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[04:27:19] <yuhong> Submitted https://soylentnews.org
[04:27:20] <systemd> ^ 03Google DoubleClick Mozilla overview: SoylentNews Submission
[04:29:48] <AzumaHazuki> robots will likely be sentient at some point, so why not get a head start on being polite
[04:30:14] * AzumaHazuki figures she's in enough trouble with her future metal overlords as it is for ripping that giant fart in front of the purifier and laughing about it
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[05:24:10] <yuhong> I really wish for this to be published tomorrow.
[05:35:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cerebras Systems' Wafer Scale Engine Deployed at Argonne National Labs - https://sylnt.us - what-will-they-think-of-next
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[05:41:02] <SoyCow2736> =submit https://www.forbes.com
[05:41:04] <systemd> Submitting "Microsoft Confirms Major Windows 10 Security Update: Here’s What You Need To Know"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.forbes.com )
[05:41:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Microsoft Confirms Major Windows 10 Security Update: Here’s What You Need To Know" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[07:06:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More than 1 Million T-Mobile Customers Exposed by Breach - https://sylnt.us - indecent-exposure
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[08:46:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Defense of Kodak and its ‘Failure’ to Innovate - https://sylnt.us - the-times-they-are-a-changing
[09:48:43] <chromas> #tell TheMightyBuzzard doing what? throwing things into your gape?
[09:48:43] <MrPlow> Okay, I'll tell them next time I see them.
[09:54:42] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[10:16:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spacewalking Astronauts Repairing Cosmic Ray Detector - https://sylnt.us - out-for-a-little-walk
[11:43:44] <chromas> Who wants to throw money at my restaurant idea?
[11:43:54] <chromas> Venue quality at venue prices
[11:44:36] <chromas> Oversalted fries, bland pizza for $5/slice. $10 generic beers
[11:57:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global 5G Deal Poses Significant Threat to Weather Forecast Accuracy, Experts Warn - https://sylnt.us - never-right-anyway
[13:20:41] <chromas> rehash--
[13:20:41] <Bender> karma - rehash: -6
[13:21:02] <chromas> Why is it that clicking a comment makes the replies look like sibling comments?
[13:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Bans Microtargeting and “False Claims” in Political Ads - https://sylnt.us - a-step-in-the-right-direction
[13:28:13] <chromas> ~last nick=Bender message=political until=yesterday()
[13:28:17] <exec> 03[2019-10-31 15:27:2] #Soylent <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Bans Political Advertising - https://sylnt.us - internet-echo-chamber
[13:28:31] <chromas> ~last nick=Bender message=google.*political until=yesterday()
[13:28:34] <exec> 03[2019-07-01 13:07:5] #Soylent <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Veritas Claims Leaked Internal E-Mails from Google Showing Political Bias of Results - http://sylnt.us - Google-Biasing-Results?
[13:28:39] <chromas> lies
[13:29:00] <chromas> Sure thought I saw the politcal ads one, then Azuma guffawed
[14:27:20] <Runaway1956> odd, can't establish secure connection to the BBC.co.uk
[14:28:03] <Runaway1956> ABC has the same story, probably different slant
[14:28:12] <Runaway1956> =submit https://abcnews.go.com
[14:28:14] <systemd> Submitting "Uber loses license in London over safety, vows to appeal"...
[14:28:35] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Uber Loses License in London Over Safety, Vows to Appeal" (23 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:33:15] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.aljazeera.com
[14:33:16] <systemd> Submitting "Rights group: Saudi Arabia detains writers, intellectuals"...
[14:33:37] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Rights Group: Saudi Arabia Detains Writers, Intellectuals" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:35:31] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.reuters.com
[14:35:33] <systemd> Submitting "Europe police agency hits Islamic State servers in blow to jihadist publicity"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.reuters.com )
[14:35:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Europe Police Agency Hits Islamic State Servers in Blow to Jihadist Publicity" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:37:39] <Runaway1956> =submit https://9to5mac.com
[14:37:39] <systemd> Runaway1956, submit failed: Article root node is null.
[14:38:09] <Runaway1956> #submit https://9to5mac.com
[14:38:09] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:38:34] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:46:35] <Runaway1956> interesting story, maybe - - - https://www.sott.net
[14:46:36] <systemd> ^ 03Can a female sex offender ever work again? A convicted Australian pedophile teacher gives her sob story -- Sott.net
[14:49:34] <janrinok> not sure why the employability of sex offenders is our area of interest, but I'll wait and see who looks at it
[14:51:42] <Runaway1956> haven't submitted it - just thought it somewhat interesting
[14:52:04] <Runaway1956> and, again, the BBC can't be reached - Peer failed to perform TLS handshake
[14:52:08] <Runaway1956> weird
[14:53:20] <janrinok> BBC is OK from here, but it is only 150 miles away from my home in France. I could probably shout to them if the wind was in the right direction
[14:54:06] <janrinok> however, my internet is v slow to SN, so perhaps it is a transatlantic problem
[14:54:37] <Runaway1956> Maybe if I switched VPN servers, but I can't be bothered, LOL
[14:56:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brutal Stomach Bug Erupts in Colorado, Closing Down an Entire School District - https://sylnt.us - not-enough-trash-cans-to-go-around
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[16:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, HA! that's why you expatriated! you got banished for not abandoning miles.
[16:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, there's a candy bar in my jacket pocket from earlier this week that i totally forgot about!
[16:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> life is good
[16:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google to Award $1M-Plus to People who can Hack Titan M Security Chip - https://sylnt.us - someone-will-get-rich
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[17:15:32] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.oann.com
[17:15:35] <systemd> Submitting "U.S.-based chip-tech group moving to Switzerland over trade curb fears"...
[17:15:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "U.S.-based Chip-tech Group Moving to Switzerland Over Trade Curb Fears" (41 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[18:14:02] <SoyGuest16229> bucking floody internet down, I hate my ISP.
[18:15:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia Investigates Chinese "Spy MP" Plot; Chinese Man Claiming to be a Spy Seeks Asylum - https://sylnt.us - what-a-wicked-web-we-weave-when-first-we-practice-to-deceive
[19:17:08] <chromas> is a transatlantic geneticallya pacific?
[19:17:21] * chromas smakes his space bar
[19:19:45] <janrinok> it took me a few moments to work that one out...
[19:46:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Contrary to Earlier Reports, Scientists Find a Place on Earth where there is No Life - https://sylnt.us - life-will-[not-always]-find-a-way
[19:53:54] <chromas> Is that place in the bedroom?
[19:55:50] <Sulla> I find it weird that "No" is capitalized, it looks odd
[20:03:11] <SoyGuest16229> arse, seems like the central heating's out as well as the internet :(
[20:11:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> is the central heat connected to an IoT thermostat?
[20:11:30] * AndyTheAbsurd hopes that you're smarter than that
[20:22:19] <Sulla> Rather have my heat not work in the winter than my AC in the summer
[20:22:28] <Sulla> Can fix cold with more cloths and blankets
[20:40:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yes, thank you, I recognize that I'm usually the weirdo in that I'd always rather be a sweaty disgusting mess because of how hot it is instead of having my joints ache and fingers be barely functional because of the cold.
[20:51:56] <SoyGuest16229> the light in the staircase are off, and the magnetic catch on the entry gate is also not working. I think someone's blown something in the basement.
[20:52:11] <SoyGuest16229> fortunately, all our leccy works.
[20:53:08] <Booga1> What got blown again?
[20:55:00] <Booga1> Oh hey. The ground outside is now white with hail.
[20:55:08] <Booga1> Geez, getting bigger.
[20:55:18] <SoyGuest16229> anyone's guess. bodger builders are working on one (or three) of the other flats in the building.
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[20:56:23] <Booga1> Macadamia nut sized hail.
[21:02:10] <Booga1> Time to take the dog out for some wintery fun.
[21:26:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hungarian Scientists Find New Evidence Supporting the Existence of a Hypothetical X17 Particle - https://sylnt.us
[21:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, i'm right there with you on cold. it sucks all of the balls.
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[21:38:30] <chromas> Just point your computer's exhaust fans at your hands.
[22:51:02] <pinchy> push power, recieve bacon
[23:06:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - To Cut Down on Bugs, Apple is Changing How It Develops its Software - https://sylnt.us - not-really---just-ship-with-the-buggy-bits-disabled