#soylent | Logs for 2019-11-22
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[00:00:10] <Deucalion> Brute force option would be a leg to the floor in the middle toward the front long edge. Most of your downward force will be toward the front and in the middle. Enginerds will have you bracing the frame and building buttresses and earth ramifications at each end in case of zombie apocalypse :D
[00:00:13] <Bytram> shaped something like: __/--\__
[00:00:25] <AzumaHazuki> oooh, nice
[00:00:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> two hole straps, yeah.
[00:00:26] <Bytram> imagine the middle part is across the top
[00:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> they have one hole too but those aren't for things needing serious sturdiness.
[00:01:01] <Bytram> take a 1"x4"x whatever your table length is...
[00:01:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh... hold up...
[00:01:43] <Bytram> put one on the top edge and one on the bottom edge for each vertical pipe, so you'd need 4, total.
[00:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> put a shelf in with two hole straps and you have some serious sturdiness added. and a shelf.
[00:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> an adjustable shelf even
[00:02:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ brilliant
[00:02:29] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 365
[00:02:32] <Deucalion> Fucks sake, AzumaHazuki is not proposing putting a truck motor on this thing to disassemble... it's kitchen prep. What next... replace the pine with 3" steel plate ??
[00:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but shelves are always handy
[00:03:27] <Bytram> just leave some room for your knees so can still use it as a dining room table.
[00:04:12] <AzumaHazuki> i kinda like the idea of steel plate... >>;
[00:04:28] <AzumaHazuki> gods, i am such a stereotype, LOL. can wander around in a hardware store for ages
[00:04:33] <Bytram> that's just looking ahead kinda stuff; it you don't abuse it, should be fine for many years as is.
[00:05:02] <AzumaHazuki> well...i built this with the idea of replacing the top every few years if need be but intending the pipe base to last basically forever
[00:05:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1x4s or 1x6s or whatever running longways with 3 1x2 braces underneath running shortways. two hole strapped to the pipes.
[00:05:34] <Bytram> teamwork++
[00:05:34] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 49
[00:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> no need to butt joint and get your glue on, the cross braces being screwed in to each board will be plenty.
[00:06:28] <Bytram> for one of you very first construction projects, I'd say you did a hell of a good job!
[00:06:39] <AzumaHazuki> hee, thanks :)
[00:07:09] <AzumaHazuki> i have to build modularly, and make things that can be easily disassembled and folded flat for transport
[00:07:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i dig it. stylish and functional.
[00:07:51] <Deucalion> Function > Fashion
[00:07:52] <SoyGuest34983> hands up who's in a cold old factory building watching a reimagining of /Death of a Nation/ through the medium of interpretive dance. At 2am. Out on a peninsula miles from town. With public transport no longer running.
[00:07:55] <Bytram> Really! Hardest part is getting started, and being prepared to make mistakes, and willing to learn as you go.
[00:07:58] <SoyGuest34983> o/
[00:08:13] <SoyGuest34983> :'-(''''''''
[00:08:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously consider the shelf though. sturdy it up a whole lot and give you a place for your cutting boards to boot.
[00:08:26] <AzumaHazuki> i like the idea, yeah
[00:09:47] <Deucalion> Sounds awful. SoyGuest34983 - but then perhaps I never experienced "anything" interpreted through modern dance that meant anything to me... let alone in some wasteland factory. Are you sure you're not about to get robbed and murdered?
[00:09:57] <Bytram> biab
[00:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima bugger off and go appropriate some culture in the form of fajitas and possibly a corona or a margarita.
[00:11:23] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, you high class dandy you :P
[00:14:24] <AzumaHazuki> Deucalion: that might be part of the interpretive dance aspect...you know, audience participa---...tion. Like rocky horror :v
[00:14:27] <SoyGuest34983> still 2 more hours of the "night films" left
[00:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, work boots, jeans, and a "sex drugs and rock 'n roll" t-shirt. i got pinache comin out my ass.
[00:16:01] <SoyGuest34983> hopefull only an hour of music/dance ones though.
[00:16:22] <SoyGuest34983> I'm fucking cultured, me.
[00:17:09] <Deucalion> AzumaHazuki, aren't you 9ft tall or some such? If so I hope you built that thing to your dimensions not to some "what height should a prep surface be" internet wisdom. UK standards for worktops, basins, bog seats etc. all seem to be based on some average person height from the 1960s or something, the stuff I've replaced is all at ~least~ 1ft higher than "standard". I'm not even a giant tall person but I dislike stooping to use my own kitchen
[00:17:09] <Deucalion> surfaces because some standard says that is where is has to be.
[00:17:49] <AzumaHazuki> just 5'10", so the top is about 31"...that frame was holding my desk, but i hardly ever use it, so...
[00:17:57] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, you got something coming out your ass... :P
[00:19:41] <Deucalion> SoyGuest34983, presumably you are either enjoying that torture (celebrate the masochism) or you hope to benefit by putting up with the pain. Either way best of luck with your endeavour.
[00:21:22] <SoyGuest34983> final sesh is horror shorts
[00:21:56] <SoyGuest34983> last year we were the only ones who stayed all the way to the end.
[00:22:07] <Deucalion> AzumaHazuki, ah I remember now, it's the hair that is disconcertingly straight, black and long
[00:22:44] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, that gets braided before working with food. long hair is way less glamorous IRL than movies and stuff
[00:23:16] <AzumaHazuki> i really do look like an older, taller, heavier European version of my avatar with brown eyes and glasses. ...and have the same birthday, which is just weird
[00:24:03] <SoyGuest34983> brain't trying to find ways of starving itself of oxygen so tha the visual and auditory cortex accept no input.
[00:24:11] <Deucalion> SoyGuest34983, congrats on your staying power. Not sure how to respond as at first your comments suggested you were suffering through it, now we learn not only are you sitting through it by choice, it's the 2nd time you've seemingly volunteered to do so.
[00:24:36] <Deucalion> SoyGuest34983 = FatPhil ?
[00:24:46] <SoyGuest34983> g/f's fallen asleep!
[00:25:00] <SoyGuest34983> yup - too lazy to ID
[00:25:25] <SoyGuest34983> g/f clearly has more advanced brain than me.
[00:26:00] <SoyGuest34983> there were some excellent comedy and anomation shorts earlier.
[00:26:33] <SoyGuest34983> also a series of 1-minute movies, one of which was mindblowing.
[00:26:42] <Deucalion> Who's idea was it to go to this thing? the g/f? If so, gently nurse her head to the seat and FO to the bar for a couple. She'll never know you were gone and even if she does you have the upper hand as she fell asleep at her choice of evemt :D
[00:27:47] <Bytram> SoyGuest34983: which one-minute short was "mind blowing"?
[00:28:32] <SoyGuest34983> "Life Is Short"
[00:28:37] <Bytram> LOL
[00:28:48] <Bytram> =g "life is short" movie
[00:28:50] <ClownHatLinux> https://www.imdb.com - Life Is Short (2006) - IMDb
[00:28:58] <Bytram> clicky
[00:29:33] <SoyGuest34983> this is a film fest, slmost everything will be 2019
[00:29:47] <Bytram> Life Is Short (2006)
[00:29:47] <Bytram> 10min | Short, Comedy | 1 September 2006 (USA)
[00:30:01] <Deucalion> AzumaHazuki, I have no idea what your avatar is or what European means as a phenotype or descriptor. As for long hair... yeh... can only imagine it's a PITA to keep right... is kinda dramatic when done right though.
[00:30:35] <AzumaHazuki> it doesn't quite blow around in the wind like in movies. not so gracefully
[00:31:25] <Bytram> Most guys haven't a clue as to how much work goes into maintaining long hair. Shampoo, conditioner, brushing out tangles, drying... can easily take 30minutes to an hour depending on how thick and curly the hair is.
[00:31:59] <AzumaHazuki> i should probably take care of it a bit better...am kinda too poor to get the best effect out of it. honestly most of the time it's braided
[00:32:07] * SoyGuest34983 has very long hair, has had for 30 years (OK, maybe not the first 5)
[00:32:10] <Deucalion> Past long hair g/f experience tells me it tends to become all tangled, knotted and annoying. High maintenance stuff.
[00:32:15] <AzumaHazuki> lots of floating long hair isn't too useful in a pharmacy either
[00:32:39] * Deucalion floats above SoyGuest34983 - detects a monk spot forming
[00:32:45] <Bytram> I work retail, and whenever I wait on a woman with long hair, I inquire into how much work goes into it, and complement her on it. Often gets a big smile that someone actually appreciates the work that went into it.
[00:33:00] <SoyGuest34983> However, I've not touched a drop of shampoo in well over 2 years
[00:33:05] <SoyGuest34983> #NoPoo
[00:33:08] <AzumaHazuki> uhhh...
[00:33:15] <Deucalion> your job is not your life... although these dys it seems that is the way we are supposed to exist.
[00:34:11] <Bytram> Don't settle for shampoo, demand realpoo!
[00:35:37] <SoyGuest34983> this evening, one of the arty crowd here ran up to my g/f, gave her her card, and said "you have beautiful hair, let me photograph you here some time". That's the 4th time that's happened!
[00:37:27] <SoyGuest34983> Blimey, one of these dance/sounds (won't call it music) films is actually not bad.
[00:39:27] <SoyGuest34983> unless we've started the horror shorts, in which case, fuck me it's arty.
[00:40:23] <AzumaHazuki> believe it or not i'm getting these recipes from a comedy channel called Life of Boris. This guy cuts stuff with a freaking Kalashnikov bayonet, LOL https://www.youtube.com
[00:40:24] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Cooking goulash for whole crew
[00:40:39] <AzumaHazuki> i've seen him refer to a large wood-splitting axe as "the gopnik's butterknife"
[00:41:37] <SoyGuest34983> is he all cheeky breeky?
[00:42:56] <AzumaHazuki> he is indeed chiki-briki i'v' damke
[00:43:08] <AzumaHazuki> ...how that works, as it's an action not an adjective, is beyond me
[00:43:48] * Deucalion bows out... no idea where this is going. night all
[00:43:49] <SoyGuest34983> He's Estonian, he lives here in Tallinn
[00:44:07] <AzumaHazuki> Aha, I thought he was! The brand of salt he uses gives it away right?
[00:44:41] <SoyGuest34983> probably, it's been a while since I've seen his vids.
[00:45:29] <AzumaHazuki> they're supposed to be joke videos, but the recipes really do work
[00:46:09] <SoyGuest34983> Rich - horror has now begun
[00:46:26] <SoyGuest34983> s/rich/right/
[00:46:46] * SoyGuest34983 goes silent for a while
[00:52:54] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOAz5XF0BGQ" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO9-3Tyd-E"
[00:52:55] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Life is Short: Episode 1
[00:52:56] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03LIFE IS SHORT: Episode 2 ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:52:57] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03LIFE IS SHORT: Episode 3 ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:55:07] <Bytram> ?
[00:55:10] <Bytram> hmmm
[00:55:23] <Bytram> "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTOumKw7GRU" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOAz5XF0BGQ" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO9-3Tyd-E"
[00:57:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows Users, Beware: This Fake Update Could Lock Up Your PC, Or Worse - https://sylnt.us - when-is-it-EVER-safe-to-click-an-e-mail-link?
[00:57:55] * Bytram just finished packing up over two gallons of home-made ham stew
[00:58:05] <Bytram> now for the dishes
[00:58:09] <Bytram> afk
[00:59:05] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, that sounds good
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[01:14:51] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[01:14:52] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Court says police can’t force suspects to turn over passwords – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[01:15:14] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Court Says Police Can’t Force Suspects to Turn Over Passwords – TechCrunch" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:22:27] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[01:22:32] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Verizon’s new 5G coverage maps show just how sparse the network is"...
[01:22:54] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Verizon’s New 5G Coverage Maps Show Just How Sparse the Network is" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:23:03] <Runaway1956_> 5g is effectively nonexistent - a couple hundred streets in America have it
[01:28:00] <chromas> Bender: s/cli.*/update-Windows?/
[01:28:12] <chromas> #smake exec
[01:28:12] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a clue-by-four
[01:29:19] <chromas> Runaway1956_: 4g is also nonexistent ;)
[01:29:57] <Runaway1956_> So, gravity isn't real on worlds 4 times as large as earth?
[01:30:31] <Runaway1956_> but, yeah, plain old cell phone service only covers half of the US, give or take a bit
[01:30:36] <chromas> Depends on the density, but no. Those planets only have LTE
[01:31:28] <chromas> My internet told me 3g's going away though
[01:32:44] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: Yep, was really simple except I forgot to pick up an onion or two and maybe some cellery. 8 lbs potatoes, 2 lbs baby carrots, one 8-pound Smoked Ham (ham and potatoes each diced into 1/2-inch cubes) Seasoned with black pepper, basil, and some dried onion powder (to make up for missing onions)... bring to a boil, then simmer for 2 hours in a 4 gallon pot.
[01:33:01] <AzumaHazuki> yummm :9
[01:34:04] <Bytram> since the ham is already cooked (well, smoked, but basically does not need cooking, per se) that just needed to be heated up. Only real cooking required was for the carrots and potatoes.
[01:34:43] <Bytram> On second thought, I prolly had a couple pounds of frozen mixed vegies in the freezer that I could have tossed in, too.
[01:35:25] <chromas> 336 views on your table photo
[01:36:12] * Bytram goes to create a script with wget in a loop
[01:53:02] <carny> http://feedproxy.google.com
[01:53:02] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03T-Mobile customers' personal information exposed in hack ( https://www.cnet.com )
[01:53:25] <carny> nice of them to get hacked before the sprint merger
[01:53:31] <chromas> We should just have a weekly haxx rollup story
[01:53:45] <carny> good idea
[01:54:08] <chromas> "This week, the following 138 company's datases were exposed:"
[01:54:39] <carny> can we make it into a database so it counts incidents and last time hacked?
[01:55:05] <carny> t-mobile was last hacked around xxx date and was last reported on xxx date
[01:55:06] <Bytram> you need more cowbell^W blockchain
[01:55:19] <carny> verizon has reported x hacks
[01:55:50] <carny> equifax is still the worst bunch of shitbags at xxx million customers hacked
[01:56:15] <carny> actually blockchain would be great for immutable evidence of these companies sucking
[01:56:55] <chromas> Billboard Haxx 100
[02:25:50] <SoyGuest34983> survived! horror selection was good
[02:26:36] <SoyGuest34983> only 5 survivers by the end. us 2, 2 other awake, and one sleeping, not sure he counts.
[02:27:39] <Bytram> so long as he still has all^W most of his fingers and toes, he can still count.
[02:27:53] <SoyGuest34983> prolly an hour's wal, but the morning trams will have started by the time we're getting close to home
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[02:28:35] <Bytram> SoyGuest34983: s/l,/lk,/
[02:28:37] <exec> <Bytram> <SoyGuest34983> prolly an hour's walk, but the morning trams will have started by the time we're getting close to home
[02:29:16] <Bytram> call a taxi? Uber? Lyft?
[02:29:30] <Bytram> break time
[02:29:47] <Bytram> either way, hope you had a good time!
[02:29:50] <Bytram> laters
[02:30:44] <SoyGuest34983> Last horror film was fun - "Helsinki Mansplaining Massacre"
[02:37:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $26 Million in Missing Paychecks, One Mysterious Person Charged - https://sylnt.us - the-payment-processor-giveth-and-the-payment-processor-taketh-away
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[02:59:55] <SoyGuest34983> woo woo - 24h karaoke bar found!
[03:00:27] <SoyGuest34983> trams should be running by the time we're out of here.
[03:05:49] <chromas> What're you gonna sing?
[03:06:28] <Bytram> prolly this:
[03:06:28] <Bytram> <exec> └─ RickRoll'D - YouTube
[03:06:39] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[03:06:42] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)
[03:08:42] <SoyGuest34983> we'd been walking 15mins before we saw the first taxi head where we were coming from, and we hate standing still in the cold, much rather walk.
[03:09:35] <SoyGuest34983> I think babushka will be annoyed if we sing, we're the only customers, and she had to be woken up to serve us.
[03:10:33] <SoyGuest34983> husband/son/lover/co-owner/whatever was too stupid o know how to work the coffee machine
[03:11:16] <SoyGuest34983> for g/f obvs, not me, I'm on a strong dunkel, because I'm hungry and beer is food.
[03:12:13] <Bytram> #yt beer is food
[03:12:13] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:12:21] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[03:12:22] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Beer Is Food The Video
[03:12:49] <Bytram> Well how about that?!
[03:17:47] <SoyGuest34983> I won't watch that now.
[03:19:27] <SoyGuest34983> maybe When we get home I'll play it to get to sleep to
[03:19:58] <SoyGuest34983> at the moment I'm listening to the most amazing Russian radio station.
[03:21:03] <SoyGuest34983> the song just gone had lyrics "I have an apple. I have a pear. I have a pineapple. Apple pineapple."
[03:21:22] <chromas> Was there a pen?
[03:21:53] <SoyGuest34983> I'm not sure I follow.
[03:22:02] <SoyGuest34983> then again, it is 5:22
[03:23:46] <chromas> =yt pineapple pen
[03:23:47] <ClownHatLinux> https://youtube.com - PIKOTARO - PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen) (Long Version) [Official Video] (2:34)
[03:48:53] <AzumaHazuki> gopnik version: "I have an idi. I have a na khuy. I have a mudak. Idi na khuy, mudak!"
[03:52:49] <Bytram> speceba!
[03:59:56] <SoyGuest34983> that has to be it!
[04:00:08] <SoyGuest34983> I will verify in the "morning".
[04:00:17] <SoyGuest34983> nightynight all!
[04:00:35] <Bytram> ~gniight SoyGuest34983
[04:01:15] <AzumaHazuki> o/
[04:03:07] <Bytram> ~gnight SoyGuest34983
[04:03:08] * exec explicitly penetrates a pitcher of doobie snacks with SoyGuest34983
[04:04:53] <AzumaHazuki> hypothesis: "Scooby Snacks" are pot brownies. This explains why Shaggy eats them as well, why he's always hungry, etc
[04:06:51] <Bytram> You know what the problem with Italian food is? You have a meal and then 3 or 4 days later you get hungry again.
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[04:17:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Court Says Police Can’t Force Suspects to Turn Over Passwords - https://sylnt.us - https://www.xkcd.com
[04:23:12] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[04:23:13] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Harvey Birdman: Scooby and Shaggy on Trial
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[05:46:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Unblockable' Web Trackers Emerge: Firefox with uBlock Origin Can Stop It; Chrome, Not So Much - https://sylnt.us - cat-and-mouse
[06:55:59] <chromas> Wow. A medium-speed car chase, right here in my town.
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[07:27:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TSB Lacked Common Sense before IT Meltdown, Says Report - https://sylnt.us - why-is-common-sense-so-uncommon?
[08:43:28] <chromas> Hadn't noticed this before https://www.nytimes.com
[08:43:29] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03NASA Renames Object After Uproar Over Old Name’s Nazi Connotations
[09:07:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Report: Sacklers Using Fake Doctors, False Marketing to Sell OxyContin in China - https://sylnt.us - if-it's-non-addicting,-give-it-to-every-exec-for-a-month
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[10:24:04] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[10:24:05] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Rich Evans Auditions for Blade Runner 2049
[10:58:34] <SoyGuest34983> well, good morning-ish one and all
[11:14:16] <chromas> =g'day SoyGuest34983
[11:14:17] * ClownHatLinux communistically deletes a trunk of heartbreak from SoyGuest34983
[11:27:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Link Between Inflammation and Mental Sluggishness Shown in New Study - https://sylnt.us - I-must-be-seriously-inflamed
[11:52:31] <SoyGuest34983> has ClownHatLinux been stalking me? we had some marital strife on the way home last night...
[11:53:46] <SoyGuest34983> Fuck NASA!
[11:54:22] <SoyGuest34983> As someone who has lived nearly in Ultima Thule (it's just a bit further north), there's nothing Nazi about its name.
[11:55:01] <SoyGuest34983> I hope they ban all vegetarian food from the staff canteen, as Hitler was a veggie.
[12:01:47] <chromas> He also wore a hat
[12:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:15:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5041
[12:36:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tiny Filters Help Detect Cancerous Blood Cells - https://sylnt.us
[12:38:22] <chromas> https://www.zdnet.com
[12:38:24] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03DocuSign: How it plans to expand from e-signature to digital transformation engine, agreement cloud
[12:38:42] <chromas> e-signature, digital transformation engine, agreement cloud
[12:43:11] <SoyGuest34983> no blockchain?
[12:46:38] <chromas> I'm quite disappoint
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[22:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, this great funding idea for SN came to me in a dream in the nap i just woke up from.
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[22:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> sell vacuum sealed jars of cornflakes and 100% authentic The Mighty Buzzard piss, complete with certificate. that way when someone asks you who pissed in your cornflakes, you can answer with complete truthfulness and even literalness.
[23:27:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> What if the people around me ask "who pissed in your Wheaties" instead?
[23:28:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> You've got to give people a choice of pissed-in breakfast cereals!
[23:29:22] * AndyTheAbsurd is just taking the piss (not literally, though)
[23:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> that seriously was part of the dream i had during my nap. see, and you thought i had to work at being this much of a wiseass. but noooooo, my subconscious is at least as bad as i am consciously.