#soylent | Logs for 2019-11-20
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[00:37:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thousands Flock to Wikipedia Founder's 'Facebook Rival' - https://sylnt.us - got-to-start-somewhere
[00:38:01] <chromas> Sure they do
[00:54:57] <Bytram> Forced signup of all wikipedia editors?
[00:55:02] <Bytram> ;)
[01:16:40] <FatPhil> Social media's like communism. Why do you think things will turn out differently in *your* version?
[01:24:26] <chromas> SaltConf19. Is there anything that doesn't have its own conference? Is there a ConCon? I want to learn about making my own conferences about conference cons
[01:27:25] <chromas> =yt simpsons truck truck
[01:27:26] <ClownHatLinux> https://youtube.com - It fell off a truck truck.. truck.wmv (23)
[01:42:17] <FatPhil> that's weird, was just watching https://www.youtube.com as go-to-bed entertainment
[01:42:19] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Stupid driving mistakes 410 (October 2019 English subtitles)
[02:05:41] <Bytram> FatPhil: Well, 10:20 looked like a spectacular way to mess up your car (vs *3* tractor trailers!)
[02:06:39] <Bytram> correction... starts at 10:05
[02:08:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Space Dust Slammed Into An ESA Spacecraft At 40,000 MPH, But That's A Good Thing - https://sylnt.us - little-aliens-are-careless-drivers
[02:13:53] <Bytram> okay... 12:15 is just plain surreal. I can't imagine what kind of wind could have made that happen.
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[03:36:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Sound of Earth Being Wracked by a Solar Storm Is Eerily Disturbing - https://sylnt.us - OK-but-I-wouldn't-buy-the-album
[03:41:47] <chromas> I was hoping for something more "eerie"
[03:41:55] <chromas> "sounds like me in the 90s after 4 hours in goldwave"
[05:00:20] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[05:00:22] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim
[05:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Five New Players are Now in NASA's Race to Send Landers to the Moon - https://sylnt.us - things-are-looking-up
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[06:36:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John Legere, T-Mobile's Brash "Un-Carrier" Chief, to Leave in May 2020 - https://sylnt.us - the-enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend?
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[08:18:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iran Kills the Internet for its "People's Own Good" as Riots Grip the Middle Eastern Nation - https://sylnt.us - information-wants-to-be-free
[08:25:37] <FatPhil> #submit https://www.bbc.com
[08:25:40] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[08:26:05] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:46:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worker-Owned Apps Are Trying to Fix the Gig Economy's Exploitation - https://sylnt.us - routing-around-damage
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[11:26:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New, Slippery Toilet Coating Provides Cleaner Flushing, Saves Water - https://sylnt.us - jokes-write-themselves
[11:45:10] <chromas> The stuffing wipes itself on the way out
[12:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Computer Model Has Learned To Detect Prostate Cancer - https://sylnt.us - positive-results
[14:27:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nikola Corporation to Unveil Game-Changing Battery Cell Technology at Nikola World 2020 - https://sylnt.us - quite-a-charge
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[15:46:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> Is there a place I can get a total count of stories posted on SN?
[15:49:51] <chromas> might require a db query
[15:57:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> On an entirely separate topic, anyone know how to move data from a MS SQL Server Express instance from one server to another?
[16:00:25] <chromas> rsync? :D
[16:00:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> 29772
[16:00:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> select count(*) from stories;
[16:01:22] <chromas> does that exclude hidden ones?
[16:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> includes all of em
[16:03:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> Cool....I think the Times puts out that many stories in two or maybe three months. We're really gonna give YOURLS a workout if I can convince people that we should generate a short link for EVERY story. :)
[16:05:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How China Plans to Lead the Computer Chip Industry - https://sylnt.us - got-to-start-somewhere
[16:05:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'll just switch shorteners when it gets to y** or so
[16:05:25] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[16:05:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> what happened to did?
[16:06:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird, that points to a 2014 meta story
[16:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, quick, put a enough stories up that you get to decide which one gets dik
[16:07:21] <chromas> What's it use for a database?
[16:07:28] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[16:07:31] <chromas> I'm sure the codes used to be longer
[16:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly sqlite
[16:08:28] <chromas> A system that complex needs Oracle
[16:08:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: I added did. I was hoping it was already there and would just pull the existing short URL out of the DB. and it uses MySQL.
[16:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> !!! why the fuck would it waste resources on a full on db?
[16:12:26] <chromas> Why not? Everything else is
[16:12:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> Maximum length of custom keyword is 200 characters
[16:12:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> That makes about 8 sexdecillions of centillions of available URLs (seriously. That's a 355-digit number).
[16:13:25] <chromas> Are they base-36?
[16:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking hell. we could keep the entire db for that pos in ram and not notice.
[16:13:53] <chromas> well it's not like we don't have enough mysql instances to go around
[16:13:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: base36 or base62.
[16:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt all your base
[16:14:43] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[16:16:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> #yt llama song
[16:16:26] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[16:17:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> #yt
[16:17:34] <MrPlow> Search youtube. #youtube <search string>
[16:17:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> Llama Song (with official MP3)
[16:17:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #yt Llama Song (with official MP3)
[16:17:44] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[16:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i needa run over to lowes and pick up some galvanized flashing. gotta make a couple hundred feet of stuffs to join pieces of square duct together.
[16:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt skulls lemonheads
[16:18:51] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[16:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the road
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[17:36:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cat-HTR Process Promised to Recycle Any Plastic - https://sylnt.us - save-the-plant-collect-the-whole-set
[17:46:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://thenextweb.com
[17:46:23] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Decoding how some animals pause pregnancies could unlock new cancer treatments"...
[17:46:45] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Decoding How Some Animals Pause Pregnancies Could Unlock New Cancer Treatments" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:47:34] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:47:36] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "400-year-old warships in Swedish channel may be sisters of doomed Vasa"...
[17:47:57] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "400-year-old Warships in Swedish Channel May be Sisters of Doomed Vasa" (20 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:51:49] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:51:50] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Google outlines plans for mainline Linux kernel support in Android"...
[17:52:12] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Google Outlines Plans for Mainline Linux Kernel Support in Android" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:54:06] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[17:54:07] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "Bonkers pricing of “free” flu shots shows what’s wrong with US healthcare"...
[17:54:29] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Bonkers Pricing of “free” Flu Shots Shows What’s Wrong With US Healthcare" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:57:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://fermatslibrary.com from the routing-around-damage dept.
[17:57:26] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[17:57:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> =submit https://fermatslibrary.com from the routing-around-damage dept.
[17:57:35] <ClownHatLinux> AndyTheAbsurd, submit failed: Article root node is null.
[17:57:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit https://fermatslibrary.com from the routing-around-damage dept.
[17:57:45] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[17:58:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Dammit, now I have to submit it manually.
[17:58:49] <Runaway1956> That sounds an awful lot like masturbation
[17:59:10] <Runaway1956> =submit https://thenextweb.com
[17:59:12] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "How humans survived the plague for millenia"...
[17:59:34] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "How Humans Survived the Plague for Millenia" (35 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:02:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.fightforthefuture.org from the boot-on-throat dept.
[18:02:41] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:03:06] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:06:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.newscientist.com
[18:07:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did I misspell "submit"? No, MrPlow is just tired of my shit.
[18:11:22] <chromas> #smake chopchop1
[18:11:31] <chromas> I think MrPlow broke
[18:11:47] <chromas> Also, sorry about the lack of smake, chopchop1; I meant to not smake myself
[18:29:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> =submit https://www.newscientist.com
[18:29:17] <ClownHatLinux> AndyTheAbsurd, submit failed: No title.
[18:29:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit https://www.newscientist.com
[18:29:26] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[18:29:43] * AndyTheAbsurd shakes fist, yells at passing cloud, glares at nearby squirrel
[18:30:11] <janrinok> I've checked the html - it DOES contain a title.
[18:33:05] <janrinok> not that it will help you - but storybot parses that story OK
[18:56:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Photos Show Evidence Of Life On Mars, Ohio Entomologist Says - https://sylnt.us - no-green-men-found-(yet)
[19:00:31] <chromas> oh it's the wrong headers thing again
[19:00:49] <janrinok> wrong headers?
[19:01:26] <chromas> Hm, it has content-encoding but not transfer-encoding. I dunno
[19:01:30] <chromas> curl doesn't decode it though
[19:01:34] <chromas> it's gzipped
[19:01:45] <chromas> the newscientist page
[19:02:54] <janrinok> doesn't curl unzip automatically?
[19:03:17] <janrinok> ... although I suppose not, it gets used for all sorts of transfers...
[19:03:49] <chromas> I guess there's a flag for it, but I thought it usually did automatically
[19:05:11] <janrinok> --compressed if you believe stack overflow
[19:05:24] <chromas> that's where I learned it too
[19:05:27] <chromas> tried and it woked
[19:05:29] <chromas> worked
[19:05:48] <chromas> so now I gotta find out to pass the option to the library call
[19:13:27] <SoyGuest34983> oooh, I was using "w3m -dump_source '$url' -o auto_uncompress=true", couldn't work out the curl equivalent
[19:13:36] <SoyGuest34983> I should add that to my armory
[19:17:12] <chromas> hm, I wonder if it's because they say "gzip" instead of "applicaiton/gzip"
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[19:21:04] <chromas> Might work now
[19:21:08] <chromas> Or it could explode
[19:23:25] <chromas> test https://www.newscientist.com
[19:23:25] <ClownHatLinux> Error: data error
[19:23:36] <chromas> https://google.com
[19:23:37] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Google ( https://www.google.com )
[19:23:40] <chromas> fpos
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[19:42:32] <chromas> Hm, setting the option didn't help. fpos
[20:27:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Official Monero Website is Hacked to Deliver Currency-stealing Malware - https://sylnt.us - who-CAN-you-trust?
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[21:17:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Official Monero Website is Hacked to Deliver Currency-Stealing Malware - https://sylnt.us - who-CAN-you-trust?
[22:05:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Design Philosophy of the DARPA Internet Protocols - https://sylnt.us - routing-around-damage
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[22:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! it's fuck-off time!
[22:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> PSA: https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[22:46:01] <SoyGuest34983> yanks: what do you call your local community-funded "banks"?
[22:47:04] <SoyGuest34983> TheMightyBuzzard++ vertical letterboxing for the lose!
[22:47:04] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 363
[22:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[22:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. forgot what i posted.
[23:12:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoyGuest34983: Q: yanks: what do you call your local community-funded "banks"? A: "credit unions"
[23:20:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.smithsonianmag.com
[23:21:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> =submit https://www.smithsonianmag.com
[23:21:16] <ClownHatLinux> Submitting "New Ancient Ape Species Rewrites the Story of Bipedalism"...
[23:21:38] <ClownHatLinux> ✓ Sub-ccess! "New Ancient Ape Species Rewrites the Story of Bipedalism" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[23:35:06] <chromas> ~smake TheMightyBuzzard
[23:35:49] * chromas sends Fs to MrPlow
[23:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[23:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[23:41:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~smake TheMightyBuzzard
[23:41:29] <chromas> Been dead since about noon"06 your time
[23:41:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> MrPlow decided to go out for smokes and Lotto scratchers
[23:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know you're perfectly capable of bouncing him when he sticks his head up his ass, yeah?
[23:42:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> He musta won 'cause he ain't come back yet.
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[23:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> "sudo pkill -9 rustbot" on beryllium
[23:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> he'll come back automagically
[23:42:55] <chromas> sounds like work
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[23:43:11] <SoyGuest34983> AndyTheAbsurd: thanks!
[23:43:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> #smake AndyTheAbsurd
[23:43:15] * MrPlow smakes AndyTheAbsurd upside the head with footlong dong
[23:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[23:43:21] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with an upper decker
[23:43:27] <chromas> Probably need to put ClownHatLinux on there and give it a =command to murder MrPlow
[23:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno if we have D installed
[23:43:49] <chromas> it's a compiled language
[23:44:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is great if it's a statically linked binary
[23:44:06] <chromas> so that means it'd be running random binaries off the internet :D
[23:44:21] * chromas is totally trustworthy
[23:44:34] <chromas> I guess I could throw it on and find out
[23:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> have at it. if it's using shared libs it'll almost certainly no worky though.
[23:45:28] <SoyGuest34983> if it's software, then it's almost certainly no worky!
[23:45:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[23:45:46] * TheMightyBuzzard points at MrPlow
[23:46:16] * SoyGuest34983 is now known by his more conventional irc nick - TheTruthBombinator!
[23:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, he hogged the shit out of some ram but he was a lot less finicky as a perl bot.
[23:46:36] <SoyGuest34983> must register that as a troll account....
[23:47:31] <chromas> ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♫
[23:49:52] <chromas> hm, I guess I don't know how to rsync on ubuntu.
[23:49:57] <chromas> "Unexpected remote arg: chromas.0x.no:/home/2b/bin/bot"
[23:52:59] <chromas> Works uploading from my end.
[23:53:33] <SoyGuest34983> wrong smiley
[23:53:35] <SoyGuest34983> ://
[23:53:41] <SoyGuest34983> not :/
[23:53:47] <SoyGuest34983> selotape over the mouth
[23:54:11] <chromas> ubuntu's rsync needs two slashes?
[23:54:21] <chromas> it's not a protocol though
[23:54:25] <SoyGuest34983> nope - I was confused
[23:54:34] <SoyGuest34983> yep, that's the rsync://
[23:54:49] <chromas> I probably was doing something wrong
[23:54:58] <chromas> I did have a -p for port, which may be wrong
[23:55:20] <SoyGuest34983> I hate -p, because sometimes it's -P!
[23:55:21] <chromas> I guess -p isn't what I wanted
[23:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you don't need a hostname for a local file
[23:55:27] <SoyGuest34983> (ssh vs. scp)
[23:56:05] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: I was trying to copy it from the soylent side so I didn't have to paste in my password every time I move a file
[23:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[23:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> might could make your box hook up to SN kerberos
[23:57:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you wouldn't have to even hit boron first
[23:57:39] <chromas> it tries to run but throws a range violation
[23:57:51] <SoyGuest34983> chromas: -p ain't port on my clinet - try --port=...
[23:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have faith that you will either figure it out or give up, so i'm going back to vidya.
[23:58:40] <SoyGuest34983> ANother reason to hate the suite - -p, -P, or --port - make your farkin' mind up, innit!