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[00:00:09] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/f/n/2
[00:00:10] <exec> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, s'what i did. didn't feel like hanging it all up last night so i got two extra loads on blanket.
[00:00:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, those were in sock
[00:04:17] * TheMightyBuzzard hangs his head in defeat
[00:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only one on that entire lake who caught a fish this afternoon was a tween girl who landed exactly one catfish that weighed about a pound.
[00:06:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Ubuntu 19.10 Bug Shares Your Media Folders Without Warning - https://sylnt.us - disable-ALL-unneeded-services-by-default
[00:07:20] <chromas> I think that dept is the opposite of the debian/ubntu mantra
[00:10:01] <Fnord666> too true
[00:10:48] <chromas> I say, hypocritically, as I run arch but with almost everything kde installed
[00:19:48] <RandomFactor_> AzumaHazuki: I don't understand this word 'folding' in that context? What does laundry have to do with distributed computing?
[00:20:29] <AzumaHazuki> well, for a long time, both just sit there and spin in a busy loop :V
[00:20:37] <AzumaHazuki> also may overheat
[00:20:50] <RandomFactor_> This is starting to make sense actually
[00:20:53] <AzumaHazuki> and if you're not careful you may lose your shirt
[00:21:29] <AzumaHazuki> ...also running a lint check may be wise
[00:22:14] <RandomFactor_> and both use cycles that could better be applied other ways
[00:36:53] <RandomFactor_> ok, so here's a puzzler. My sis has to go to something (not sure what) dressed up as a 'MEME', and seems to think (incorrectly) that I would know some good ones for her. I've already suggested Rick Astley. Any other thoughts?
[00:37:48] <chromas> how about "fuck beta"?
[00:38:03] <RandomFactor_> yeah, no. Also no goatse either.
[00:38:53] <RandomFactor_> Now if there was a SN meme party i'm guessing everyone would go as that ('fuck beta' I mean)
[00:39:16] <chromas> maybe something systemd-related :D
[00:41:04] <RandomFactor_> She knows not of things beyond her iphone and maybe a little on the macbook thingie her kids keep working for her.
[00:44:06] <chromas> does it need to be a good meme?
[00:44:23] <RandomFactor_> ...she had to look up Rick Astley this may be harder than I thought
[00:45:03] <chromas> 2 girls 1 cup?
[00:45:11] <chromas> does she know it, I mean
[00:45:37] <RandomFactor_> i'm going to go with no on almost anything if she didn't recognize rick rolling
[00:46:12] <chromas> maybe ancient aliens guy, that one's still going around sometime
[00:47:31] <chromas> maybe she can go as an old meme and call it "cintage"
[00:47:37] <chromas> s/c/v/3
[00:47:39] <exec> <chromas> maybe she can go as an old meme and call it "vintage"
[00:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> RandomFactor_, go oldschool.
[00:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt all your base
[00:47:47] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:57] <RandomFactor_> all your base would rock
[00:48:02] <RandomFactor_> ha ha ha
[00:48:10] <RandomFactor_> i loved that one
[00:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's pretty much either gotta be that or i can has cheezburger
[00:50:16] <RandomFactor_> also good
[00:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh... how about the Leave Britney Alone one
[00:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> or she could go as pepe the frog and get kicked out
[00:54:02] <RandomFactor_> yeah, that's up there with my thought of A trump mask and WWE belt
[00:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's hard to get any danker than pepe and have anyone recognize the meme
[00:54:30] <chromas> Pepe Weinstein
[00:54:38] <RandomFactor_> but i'm guessing she doesn't want kicked out
[00:54:45] <RandomFactor_> and ouch Chromas
[00:54:50] <chromas> or beaten
[00:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, she could go as epstein and wear a t-shirt saying "i didn't kill myself"
[00:58:38] <RandomFactor_> oh good daughter is home, i will engage her to send more meme ideas
[00:59:28] <chromas> how about poop knife?
[00:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> admiral ackbar
[01:00:05] <chromas> there you go. she could go as a trap ;)
[01:00:32] <RandomFactor_> Awesome
[01:00:33] <RandomFactor_> i like
[01:00:42] <RandomFactor_> Sent. Also daughter engaged
[01:01:16] <RandomFactor_> she didn't like the constraint i imposed on what kind of meme though "ones that won't get you in trouble if i hear about them"
[01:01:38] <Fnord666> killjoy
[01:01:45] <RandomFactor_> it's a hobby
[01:02:02] <Fnord666> it's not just a hobby, it's a show!
[01:02:06] <chromas> meme combinatorics
[01:02:32] <Fnord666> math updated for the millenial generation?
[01:02:42] <chromas> hillary's pepe emails didn't kill themselves
[01:02:44] <RandomFactor_> Sounds simpler than the others
[01:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that rules out 95% of dankness
[01:03:15] <chromas> if you want memes that won't get you in trouble, you could always look to facebook
[01:03:16] <RandomFactor_> is there really a math update meme?
[01:03:20] <Fnord666> reddit.com/r/dankmemes
[01:04:11] <chromas> what's her laugh sound like? she could go as rich evans
[01:06:16] <RandomFactor_> viewing.....nothing like his
[01:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh, reddit don't know from dank
[01:09:14] <RandomFactor_> yeah, i figured this would be bad to send her, it's fine. I'm gonna bookmark it
[01:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> that shit ain't even gradeschool dank
[01:10:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> normal gradeschool kids i mean, not me. i got sent to the office my first week of kindergarten.
[01:10:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth.
[01:10:24] <chromas> all the good stuff is probably banned
[01:10:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> bunny with a pancake on her head
[01:10:52] <chromas> sounds like r/wholesomememes
[01:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if it's a playboy bunny
[01:11:13] <chromas> sounds like r/holesomememes
[01:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++ Insightful
[01:11:30] <Bender> karma - chromas: 263
[01:11:50] <chromas> how about a unsolicited dick pic?
[01:11:59] <chromas> dick_van_dyke.jpg
[01:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nixon.jpg
[01:12:28] <chromas> there's always room for another dick
[01:13:34] <chromas> how about jar jar binks?
[01:13:42] <chromas> jar jar is the key to all this
[01:14:00] <RandomFactor_> oooh, Omae wa mou shindeiru was a good one
[01:14:04] <RandomFactor_> Jar Jar sith?
[01:16:44] <Fnord666> r/hoesomememes
[01:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, playboy bunny with a pancake on her head. simplest costume.
[01:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> or giant easter bunny if it's balls cold wherever she is.
[01:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't really layer as a playboy bunny
[01:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:19:29] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 741
[01:20:52] <chromas> are regexes memes?
[01:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nobody but us can understand em
[01:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm not sure about you
[01:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, laying down and watching tv
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[02:25:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Birds Using 'Tools' to Set Fires - https://sylnt.us - hangry-birds
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[07:07:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Little-known Aspect of US Copyright Law Means Creators Can Reclaim Their Work - https://sylnt.us - no-take-backseys
[07:49:44] <FatPhil> beautifully logical extrapolation of this curve: https://zh-prod-1cc738ca-7d3b-4a72-b792-20bd8d8fa069.storage.googleapis.com
[07:57:16] <chromas> Looks good. Where do I dump all my money?
[08:03:31] <chromas> Ooh, more offers to buy sponsored content slots on sn
[08:04:03] <chromas> I wonder if anyone actually looks at the sites, or if they just have a bot that looks for newsy-type sites and automatically fires off an email
[08:04:28] <FatPhil> or the 3rd option, they have a human, but it's as stupid as a bot
[08:08:50] <chromas> I can tell when the Windows puters in the house turn themselves on at night because the lights on the switch change color
[08:09:16] <chromas> Windows sets the network adapters to 100mb or slower for suspend
[08:09:24] <chromas> linux just turns it off I think
[08:09:47] <chromas> Important Facts with your host, chromas
[09:27:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - QNAP Warns Users to Secure Devices Against QSnatch Malware - https://sylnt.us - closing-the-barn-door
[11:47:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - James Dean, Who Died in 1955, Just Landed a New Movie Role, Thanks to CGI - https://sylnt.us - stroll-through-the-uncanny-valley
[12:44:37] <FatPhil> Thunderf00t's latest vid, 4 second version: "Remember Waterseer from >this< prior video? Well, they've gone under. I told you so."
[12:45:05] <FatPhil> Condensed down from 20 minutes. I watched it, so you don't have to.
[12:50:57] <chromas> did you at least set the speed to 4×?
[13:09:47] <FatPhil> nope, that makes his voice way too squeaky, I was hoping for something to send me to sleep.
[13:36:13] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[13:36:13] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[13:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:36:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5031
[13:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, have you tried a wooden mallet? hundreds of episodes of the stooges can't be wrong.
[13:48:30] <FatPhil> I prefer a smoother path with fewer bumps!
[13:48:52] <FatPhil> I don't need any more drain bamage.
[13:50:12] <FatPhil> I noticed last week that "bum dimbo" is a spoonerism for "dumb bimbo", which I found amusing.
[14:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DarkUniverse APT Uses Just-in-Time Malware Creation - https://sylnt.us - sounds-like-a-DC-comic
[14:49:53] <Bytram> http://www.youtube.com
[14:49:57] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[14:50:36] <Bytram> just over 7 minutes under SpaceX launch of 60 Starlink satellites
[14:51:19] <Bytram> t-6 minutes
[14:52:18] <Bytram> T-5+ minutes
[14:53:30] <Bytram> T-4 minutes
[14:53:49] <Bytram> T-3:30
[14:54:04] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:54:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5032
[14:54:18] <Bytram> T-3:00
[14:54:49] <Bytram> T-2:30
[14:55:00] <Bytram> this will be the 4th launch with this booster
[14:55:19] <Bytram> T-2:00
[14:55:29] <Bytram> this is also the first launch with a fairing re-use
[14:55:49] <Bytram> T-1:30
[14:56:19] <Bytram> T-1:00
[14:56:50] <Bytram> T-0:30
[14:57:04] <Bytram> T-0:15
[14:57:18] <Bytram> T-0:00
[14:57:22] <Bytram> ignition
[14:57:25] <Bytram> lift-off
[14:58:36] <Bytram> MAX-Q
[14:59:59] <Bytram> MECO (Main Engine Cut Off)
[15:00:19] <Bytram> second stage engine startup
[15:00:48] <Bytram> fairing deployment (first re-used fairings)
[15:01:34] <Bytram> (grid fins are already deployed as the booster aims for a landing on OCISLY)
[15:02:00] <Bytram> altitude 140 km
[15:02:17] <Bytram> speed 11000 km/h
[15:02:33] <Bytram> nomiinal trajectories for 1st and 2nd stages
[15:02:43] <Bytram> entry bur in ~1 minute
[15:02:47] <Bytram> *burn
[15:02:59] <Bytram> speeed 12500
[15:03:48] <Bytram> booster stage entry burn begins
[15:04:06] <Bytram> booster stage entry burn complete
[15:04:41] <Bytram> speed 18000
[15:04:54] <Bytram> speed 19000
[15:04:58] <Bytram> stage 1 transonic
[15:05:04] <chopchop1> kablamo!
[15:05:06] <Bytram> speed 20000
[15:05:37] <Bytram> yeah, my connection just went wonky
[15:05:47] <Bytram> landing good!
[15:05:48] <chopchop1> F5 jackhammer
[15:06:03] <chopchop1> got a still image of it sitting out on the barge
[15:06:03] <Bytram> speed 26000
[15:06:24] * Bytram lost audio
[15:07:13] <Bytram> now I have the muzak
[15:08:08] <Bytram> glad I got video back in time to watch the landing of the first stage on the "barge"
[15:09:35] <Bytram> they originally planned to try and recover *these* fairings, but apparently sea conditions were not favorable and the recovery ships "Ms. Tree" and "Ms. Chief" were returned to port earlier today
[15:10:44] <Bytram> deployment of 60 Starlink satellites is scheduled for about one hour into the mission, at an initial altitude of 280km.
[15:11:58] <chopchop1> deez fairings
[15:12:14] <chopchop1> so theres something else besides the x stage to recover?
[15:12:22] <chopchop1> those middle stage tubes?
[15:12:39] <chopchop1> and the fairings and other garbage they shed?
[15:23:05] <carny> when do they start selling starlink internet access?
[15:23:21] <carny> i need to know when i can get gigabit out in the woods
[15:26:36] <Bytram> carny: they hope to have enough satellites ("birds") launched in 2020 to begin offering connections. How and through whom and all that... I've not seen anything, nor pricing.. they are still a bit into the investigation and testing stage and likely more refinement development, too.
[15:27:03] <Bytram> carny: https://arstechnica.com
[15:27:05] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Watch live: SpaceX to launch its second batch of Starlink satellites
[15:27:48] <Bytram> T+30:30
[15:27:53] <FatPhil> or is it just more space junk?
[15:28:37] <Bytram> Elon Musk actually used the current deployment to send a tweet.
[15:28:48] <Bytram> current == before today's launch
[15:29:25] <carny> from what i understand they already have enough of them in orbit to provide service for a tiny band of latitude right?
[15:29:52] <Bytram> no word that I've seen as to inter-satellite comms, so AFAIK links go from your 'pizza box' transceiver to bird and back to the ground link.
[15:30:18] <Bytram> carny: I think it is purely at a research level atm
[15:30:30] <Bytram> certainly nothing publicly available.
[15:30:54] <carny> provide service not start selling it ;]
[15:31:05] <carny> it worked for his tweet
[15:31:27] <Bytram> like I said, research
[15:31:55] <carny> yeah that's a good sign
[15:31:57] <Bytram> they know where the birds are and when, so can try some controlled tests to validate the design and find the rough spots
[15:32:18] <Bytram> e.g. no mention if there were any attempts at tweets that... failed,
[15:32:36] <Bytram> history being made... good time to be alive.
[15:33:52] <Bytram> re-use of a booster rockt has become commonplace and accepted; throwing away a booster now seems wasteful. Only a couple/three years ago it was the other way around... you want to WHAT? Land a booster? ::mocking laughter::
[15:35:34] <Bytram> well, I'm supposed to be at work in a couple hours for the late shift. Should prolly start getting ready.
[15:35:58] <Bytram> carny: nice chatting with you!
[15:36:24] <FatPhil> yeah, but it's still using megatons of fuel to get a handful of shoebox-sized bits of shrapnel into low earth orbit.
[15:37:51] <Bytram> and not throwing away kilotons of exotic metals in the process
[15:38:49] <Bytram> all this so as to get a funding stream large enough to help fund development of SuperHeavy and Starship with plans to get to Mars
[15:39:14] <Bytram> among other opportunities those ships would provide
[15:40:30] <carny> FatPhil: but elon says the space elevator is a stupid ide ;]
[15:41:27] <Bytram> on earth, it is a stretch (bad pun intended) but on Moon and on Mars (watch out for Mars' moons) it is doable with current materials
[15:42:09] <Bytram> SES-2 in 15 seconds for about 1 second
[15:42:23] <Bytram> on
[15:42:26] <Bytram> and off
[15:42:27] <Bytram> done
[15:42:48] <Bytram> t+45:30
[15:43:07] <Bytram> now on good orbit for bird deployment in about ~15 minutes
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[15:49:32] <Bytram> time for me to get going. Have a great day everyone!
[16:26:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Will Fix macOS Flaw Exposing Portions of Encrypted Emails - https://sylnt.us - peeping-tom
[16:48:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://techrights.org
[16:49:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:49:28] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[18:45:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Empathy Is Tearing Us Apart - https://sylnt.us - I-could-care-less
[18:59:04] <FatPhil> /me's happy for the barmaid in his local pub - she came 3rd in the Nordic Beer Cicerone competition today.
[18:59:34] <FatPhil> There were 6 Estonians in the final, one Russian, one Latvian.
[19:00:39] <FatPhil> No Danes. No Swedes. No Finns. No Norwedians. No Lithuanians. I've always suspected there was something special about Estonia.
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[21:16:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Great Apes Pass a False-Belief Test, Hinting at a Theory of Mind - https://sylnt.us - don't-believe-it
[21:19:25] <chromas> I thought we were great apes
[21:19:50] <chromas> Make up your minds, evolutionsists™!
[21:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, we had to become grate apes because sliced cheese on tacos is sick and wrong
[21:51:51] <chromas> took me almost a full minute
[21:52:10] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[22:06:23] <FatPhil> that's a bit of a "there I fixed it"
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[23:29:49] <pinchy> #submit https://www.reddit.com
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