#soylent | Logs for 2019-10-26
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[00:04:33] <chromas> I wonder if a zip bomb would work on any of the exploit-seeking http bots
[00:05:12] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[00:06:53] <chromas> I'm thinking maybe a script that outputs gzipped 'html' so curl or whatever they use will try to open it
[00:13:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[00:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've got one that expands to 128GB set as my 404 on my personal server
[00:17:47] <chromas> is it a perl script?
[00:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> or something. i forget.
[00:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> set it up four or five years ago
[00:18:32] <chromas> Could also point to the script in your robots.txt forbidden just to get the bots looking for secrets
[00:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[00:41:07] <FatPhil> chromas: not documentary, more comedy docudrama
[00:48:55] <FatPhil> a bit like /Private Parts/, but without the people playing themselves.
[00:49:37] <chromas> FatPhil: s/ / with /10
[00:49:39] <exec> <chromas> <FatPhil> a bit like /Private Parts/, but without the people playing with themselves.
[00:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, make sure to set Transfer-Encoding and Content-Encoding both to gzip and you can double gzip the file and get some serious compression
[00:49:55] <FatPhil> and more unionist
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[01:03:11] <AzumaHazuki> got a deer heart :) turns out my boss goes deer hunting but isn't much for offal
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[01:05:47] <chromas> Does he use the bones?
[01:06:09] <AzumaHazuki> didn't ask, but i maybe should have
[01:06:16] <chromas> yes
[01:06:45] <chromas> Maybe you can share back a little broth
[01:07:56] <AzumaHazuki> good idea :)
[01:08:19] <AzumaHazuki> i'm planning on dicing this and making stew in the slow cooker tomorrow, so maybe Monday I can bring in a big bowl of it for him
[01:10:22] <AzumaHazuki> like this probably, but with added veggies https://healthyrecipesblogs.com
[01:10:23] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03Beef Heart Stew, Slow Cooker Recipe
[01:17:54] <chromas> I must be doin' it wrong. Curl just instantly ends. No splody
[01:22:49] <pinchy> no splody is best splody
[01:27:54] <chromas> You're right; it's not splody enough. only took 2 minutes to download 10mb
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[01:30:14] * chromas raises the compression ratio
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[01:36:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discord 'Spidey Bot' Malware Is Stealing Usernames, Passwords on Windows - https://sylnt.us - don't-click-on-untrusted-links
[01:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, if you're using gzip as both transfer-encoding and content-encoding and ultimate mega supar compression you should be able to get many gigs down to a couple dozen KB
[02:10:47] <chromas> I jacked up the compression on the gz file and it still came out the same size
[02:10:52] <chromas> using nulls for the content
[02:12:24] <chromas> but a second compression knocks it down. transfer goes in short bursts averaging 100kb/s over lan
[02:20:55] <chromas> bz2 goes all the way down to 7.4K. Do browsers support bzip2?
[02:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not most
[02:21:10] <chromas> fart
[02:24:19] <AzumaHazuki> metamucil will do that to you, yes
[02:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> as will taco bell
[02:25:33] <chromas> if I double gzip then it just returns the inner gzip
[02:25:52] <chromas> I don't think I've ever had taco bell issues the internet says I should
[02:26:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus the double headers
[02:26:50] <AzumaHazuki> me either. doesn't give me the thunder from down under at all
[02:26:51] <chromas> I have content-type, content-encoding, transfer-encoding
[02:27:20] <chromas> that's how you know it's not authentic mexican food ;)
[02:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... transfer-encoding may not be being honored then
[02:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> might set curl to print the headers you get as well
[02:34:50] <chromas> the headers match what I sent. Could be doing something else wrong
[02:35:33] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[02:35:46] <chromas> I put my gzip in my gzip
[02:37:29] <AzumaHazuki> yo dawg, etc
[02:37:52] <chromas> maybe I should be using .xz(ibit)
[02:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> most stuff won't support it
[02:38:25] <chromas> Well the larger but still slow file works. Thanks guys
[02:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> br isn't even supported by curl yet i don't think
[02:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, are you using HTTP/2?
[02:39:05] <chromas> no
[02:39:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it don't support transfer-encoding
[02:39:08] <chromas> it says 1.1
[02:39:38] <chromas> I saw that. Mozilla says it has something more efficient. I wonder if it can do more efficient zip bombs then
[02:40:46] <chromas> AzumaHazuki++ # thanks for the idea
[02:40:46] <Bender> karma - azumahazuki: 20
[02:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, bedtime
[02:41:29] <chromas> g'noight
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[03:17:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, and T-Mobile Have Finally Agreed to Replace SMS With a New RCS Standard - https://sylnt.us
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[04:18:49] <SoyCow2032> The United States of America stands strong.
[04:18:58] <SoyCow2032> We will win!
[04:19:05] <SoyCow2032> Hahahhhheeeheehoooooo!
[04:19:15] <chromas> Win against what though?
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[04:20:24] <Ethanol-fueled> the CIVIL WAR.
[04:20:30] <Ethanol-fueled> that's what.
[04:21:17] <Ethanol-fueled> America is fighting a soft civil war full of bullshit lies.
[04:22:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Distracting the public with bullshit while it dismantles us piece by piece.
[04:23:40] <Ethanol-fueled> We lost the war in California, but we are winning it in many other places.
[04:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, I'm going to drop a majpr TURD in your faces...
[04:24:48] <Ethanol-fueled> ...HahahahHEEEHEEHOOOOOOO!!!
[04:24:56] <chromas> but I don't want to smell california
[04:25:28] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, have you ever had a huge log on your face?
[04:25:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Shitz, even?
[04:26:02] <chromas> no, I didn't go that far south
[04:26:18] <Ethanol-fueled> We here would like nothing less than to leave huge logs EVERYWHERE. INCLUDING all over your face.
[04:26:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Does that smell good to all of you?
[04:27:36] <chromas> Maybe if I were an h1b
[04:28:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes Yes that code is up to spec
[04:28:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes Yes that Boeing 737 code is good enough to fly people, including our own
[04:29:33] <Ethanol-fueled> No No everything is okay, we are handling everything just fine ourselves.
[04:30:40] <Ethanol-fueled> No No we are perfectly competent at replacing American coders.
[04:32:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Lets all watch Silicon Valley burn in hell.
[04:32:42] <Ethanol-fueled> And all those Jews working for Boeing, up in Seattle, along with it.
[04:32:44] <chromas> I'm down with that. It doesn't even serve a purpose
[04:33:04] <Ethanol-fueled> BURRRRN, baby, BURRRRRN!!!! HAAAHAHAHHEEEEHEEHOOOOOOO!
[04:33:12] <chromas> We have the internet. No need for technology hubs
[04:34:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I may not have the wealth to invest, but I have the anti-wealth to watch it burn to the ground.
[04:35:35] <Ethanol-fueled> And watching the Boeing Jews who helped facilitate 9/11 go down in flames with themselves...
[04:36:56] <Ethanol-fueled> *FARTS*
[04:38:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I feel sleepy. I feel asleep. Good night, all!
[04:39:56] <Ethanol-fueled> *BLBLBPPBLBLPBLHHBLHLBLHPPPUPHHHHT!*
[04:40:05] <Ethanol-fueled> HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH!
[04:41:24] <Ethanol-fueled> me backflips into a fart
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[04:47:03] <Runaway1956> Some people give joy when they arrive, others give joy when they depart.
[04:48:05] <chromas> so you like farts, eh. well, who am I do judge?
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[05:36:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Measurement of Hubble Constant Adds to Cosmic Mystery - https://sylnt.us - when-constants-aren't
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[06:34:48] <ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[06:43:25] <ethanol-fueled> Fuck you
[06:43:36] <ethanol-fueled> you goddqaamn idiots
[06:43:41] <ethanol-fueled> HAAHHAHHAHAHAHA
[06:55:04] <chromas> LaDarius could use an update. How about a soy sub skill?
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[07:56:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pentagon Beams Down $10bn JEDI Contract to Microsoft: Windows Giant Beats Off Bezos - https://sylnt.us - people-that-brought-you-Clippy
[08:18:29] <chromas> hehehe
[08:19:10] <chromas> Satya Nadella beating off Jeff Bezos
[09:12:52] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[09:12:53] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03YouTube
[09:13:00] <chromas> almost 2 megaviews
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[10:18:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How a Harvard Class Project Changed Barbecue - https://sylnt.us - gotta-love-a-good-smoked-brisket
[11:57:14] <FatPhil> can anyone explain what the fuck \rm does, based *only* on the information on this page: https://www.tutorialspoint.com
[11:57:15] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03\rm - Tex Command - Tutorialspoint
[12:00:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, because the information there is insufficient unless you're already familiar with typographic conventions.
[12:02:05] <FatPhil> what do the examples even show!?!?!?
[12:02:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> I expected to find better examples on https://www.tutorialspoint.com but that's not very good either.
[12:02:10] <ClownHatLinux> ^ 03\it - Tex Command - Tutorialspoint
[12:03:45] <FatPhil> Example 1) "\rm something"; explanation "$ \rm something $". Erm, you know how to enter math mode, but what's the fucking rm done?!?!?
[12:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, it ratchets the monkey
[12:05:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's turned on roman, as stated in the documentation! (Never mind that roman was *already* turned on, so there's no effect.)
[12:06:24] * TheMightyBuzzard likes his explanation better
[12:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:06:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5016
[12:06:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> It seems like what the description should say is "turns off italic".
[12:30:36] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:30:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5017
[12:34:19] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:34:21] * exec transphobically kipes a chariot of virtual private nipples from TheMightyBuzzard
[12:34:29] <Bytram> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:34:31] * exec [deleted] QCs a dong of buttnuggets for AndyTheAbsurd
[12:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:34:58] * exec abrasively enriches trousers full of various oscillators with Bytram
[12:35:15] <Bytram> get the buzzzzzzzzzz
[12:35:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dark Mode Craze May Do More Harm Than Good – This is Why - https://sylnt.us - you-don't-know-the-power-of-the-dark-mode
[12:38:32] <janrinok> ~gday Bytram
[12:38:34] * exec [deleted] spews a sidechain of orange juice on Bytram
[12:38:49] <Bytram> ~gday janrinok
[12:38:50] * exec invisibly crossbreeds a boot of exec's source code with janrinok
[12:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday janrinok
[12:39:17] * exec allegedly terrorizes a wine flute of XP with janrinok
[12:39:23] <janrinok> how's things with you? Working the late shift?
[12:39:34] <janrinok> oooh, wine....
[12:39:51] <janrinok> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:39:53] * exec clumsily tosses a tablespoonful of hairpie to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:40:13] <janrinok> TMB building your house or fishing today?
[12:40:52] <Bytram> I have the AM off, then going to a memorial service for a buddy who passed away, and then to work.
[12:41:23] <janrinok> sad news - a close friend?
[12:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, prolly neither much. caught something last weekend that's been trying to get me sick and finally managed to make me feel bad enough to take a day off yesterday.
[12:42:19] <janrinok> by caught, you mean picked up a bug or ate something from off your hook?
[12:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> the not fun version.
[12:42:47] <janrinok> ah, blame the kids
[12:42:57] <janrinok> not necessarily yours, any kids
[12:42:57] <Bytram> not *that* close, but knew him for over 15 years
[12:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, couch guy, and TR's girl child all picked it up. hit grilie girl the hardest but she's already over it, unlike us old folks.
[12:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> me and couch guy just had dry, scratchy throats until wednesday then started feelin bad.
[12:44:31] <janrinok> TMB - well take it easy and I'd suggest a tot of something that you like to help...
[12:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps == something
[12:44:55] <Bytram> hotandsoursoup++
[12:44:55] <Bender> karma - hotandsoursoup: 6
[12:45:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dark Mode Craze May Do More Harm than Good – This is Why - https://sylnt.us - you-don't-know-the-power-of-the-dark-mode
[12:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm the mighty buzzard and i approve of that star wars reference
[12:47:20] <janrinok> Bytram, see DM
[12:48:03] <Bytram> done
[12:48:26] <janrinok> 'k
[12:48:51] <Bytram> 'l
[12:48:53] <Bytram> 'm
[12:48:54] <Bytram> 'n
[12:48:55] <Bytram> ...
[12:48:57] <Bytram> =)
[12:49:16] <janrinok> very quick response - you had a good nights sleep?
[12:50:09] <Bytram> pretty good, tx. Good have gone for a few more hours, but more than usual, so I'm glad.
[12:50:15] <Bytram> you?
[12:50:33] <Bytram> oh, and give S a hug & tickle for me!
[12:51:49] <janrinok> S responded appropriately - I'm beginning to pack her belongings so that she can go into a home for a week while I get some rest.
[12:52:33] <Bytram> bittersweet time, I'm sure.
[12:52:42] <janrinok> I slept OK but I really need a good day or three with long undisturbed sleeps
[12:53:05] <janrinok> She recognises my needs too, so there isn't a problem
[12:53:17] <Bytram> Please DO make the most of it and get your much-needed rest!!!
[12:54:20] <janrinok> I will - intend to do a bit of programming and spend some time on here/SN but I will not have to keep to a set timetable with lots of conflicting requirements.
[12:55:03] <Bytram> so, you'll be able to start on something and run with it... got it.
[12:55:23] <janrinok> and stop when I have had enough
[12:55:41] <Bytram> yeah, that's good, too!
[12:56:19] <Bytram> darn! I forgot about weekend story spacing.
[12:56:39] <janrinok> I was just going to point that out to you!
[12:56:57] <Bytram> I see u got yours right, I'll move mine.
[12:57:05] <janrinok> you sort your post first and I'll put my next story after yours
[12:58:00] <Bytram> easier to just move my story
[12:58:13] <janrinok> that's what I said!
[12:58:20] <Bytram> ok, we zre all set, now.
[12:58:27] <Bytram> s/z/a/
[12:58:29] <exec> <Bytram> ok, we are all set, now.
[13:03:15] <Bytram> break time, biab
[13:03:26] <janrinok> k - time for tea
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[14:07:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, feelin like ass or not, there's work to be done. back later.
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[15:38:01] <RandomFactor> TMB feeling like ass Saturday morning. Story comes up on Auto-Brewery syndrome. Synchronicity.
[16:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wish. chest congestion without it breaking up enough to cough that shit up, so i can't get enough oxygen in me to work. had to bail on the church cause all i could have done for more than an hour was sit and supervise.
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