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[00:05:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Project Trident to Move From FreeBSD/TrueOS to Void Linux - https://sylnt.us - all-change
[00:12:16] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[00:12:20] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[00:21:36] <AzumaHazuki> glad to hear about Void getting some love :)
[00:46:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Under New Ownership, DigiCert Expands into Verified Mark Certificates - https://sylnt.us - whole-lot-of-certing-going-on
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[01:52:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I saw somebody on stackoverflow give a shoutout to Soylentnews
[01:52:49] <Ethanol-fueled> or was it encryption.stackexchange.com or whatever the fuck the security forum is called?
[01:52:56] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest4897
[01:53:01] <SoyGuest4897> GOddammit!
[01:53:30] <SoyGuest4897> I also saw an SN user on the NI Labview Forums.
[01:53:36] <AzumaHazuki> having a little trouble there?
[01:53:40] <SoyGuest4897> using the same username they do here.
[01:53:46] <SoyGuest4897> hey what's up muthafukka
[01:53:49] <SoyGuest4897> yeah, I have ED
[01:54:05] <AzumaHazuki> no surprise there. whiskey dick is a thing i hear
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[01:54:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Of course I wont mention their usernames, but it is a small world after all.
[01:55:28] <Ethanol-fueled> and good to see that we do in fact have moderates and even right-wingers out in the world-at-large.
[01:56:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Pity about stackexchange, though. The one place where people could go to for serious answers and only the most subtle of shitposting now have to deal with ex post facto pronouns crap
[01:56:25] <Ethanol-fueled> my friend tells me that people are starting to include pronounds in their e-mail signatures.
[01:56:34] <Ethanol-fueled> How very immature.
[01:56:42] <AzumaHazuki> pronouns are easy. he for male-identified, she for female-identified, they for unidentified, -ze if you're Kirisame Marisa
[01:57:16] <Ethanol-fueled> You for Whites, Xu for Chinks, Tu for Beaners. La-la, la-la, la-la.
[01:57:49] <AzumaHazuki> "tu" only if you want to get shivved.
[01:59:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Inventing things like "pronouns" is only a symptom of people trying to be unique in Calhoun's mouse nightmare.
[01:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a lot easier to subvert a system when you fit in.
[02:00:37] <AzumaHazuki> that actually sounded deep and insightful. it's total horsepuckey though
[02:00:47] <Ethanol-fueled> No it ain't
[02:01:13] <AzumaHazuki> there are very few languages with no pronouns in them you know
[02:03:27] <Ethanol-fueled> how about Dhicke, Dhickhs
[02:03:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I identify as a dick
[02:03:53] <Ethanol-fueled> penis, that is
[02:04:00] <chromas> Does that mean we can muzzle you with your extension?
[02:04:37] <Ethanol-fueled> It extends elastically like Monsoon from Metal Gear Solid Rising:Revengeance
[02:04:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Ot like Dhalsim's limbs from Street Figher 2
[02:05:20] <Ethanol-fueled> you'll have to be a mastery at grabbing fast-flying dicks for that to happen
[02:05:53] <Ethanol-fueled> so your own doesn't count, Bahahaha
[02:05:57] <AzumaHazuki> i sense we are in the presence of a master on the subject
[02:06:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Heh heh, huh huh...Metal gear SOLID...heh heh, huh huh...Rising
[02:07:15] <chromas> Fun action, but you know it's not authentic Metal Gear because it didn't have 45-minute cut scenes
[02:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to be Senator Armstrong when I grow up
[02:08:45] <chromas> Do you have nanomachines, son?
[02:08:52] <AzumaHazuki> > implying you're ever gonna grow up
[02:09:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't call me "boy" White honky!
[02:09:47] <chromas> 🤡🤡
[02:11:05] <pinchy> omg its EF!
[02:11:10] <pinchy> honk honk
[02:11:46] <Ethanol-fueled> shit pinchy, your dark blue appears so dark on my screen I would have known who you are until you smiled!
[02:12:17] <Ethanol-fueled> You looked like just a pair of brackets with darkness between them, until you shown your pearly whites!
[02:13:01] <chromas> That's what you get for using the web chat
[02:13:18] <chromas> being surrounded by bluebacks
[02:13:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, are you some kind of god?
[02:13:26] <chromas> yes
[02:14:21] <Ethanol-fueled> man, my mind was so blown by that trick I have to pee
[02:14:40] <pinchy> is EF gonna call in to LRH? 1-877-293-1933
[02:14:58] <pinchy> https://youtu.be
[02:15:03] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Looks fun but not gonna submit IRL ID
[02:16:27] <Ethanol-fueled> too lazy to do anonymous spoofing etc.
[02:18:51] <pinchy> ef: any good trolls lately?
[02:19:29] <Ethanol-fueled> no good trolls lately. I'm a wageslave, all I do is work and sleep.
[02:19:44] <AzumaHazuki> and shitpost
[02:19:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I will return, trolling like never before. But now is not the time.
[02:20:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Besides, Sinaloa has me beat
[02:21:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Those Mexicans have pretty good senses of humor when they're not having your dick bit off by pitbulls, or chainsawing your head off.
[02:25:38] <pinchy> i vote for giant meteor 2020
[02:26:32] <AzumaHazuki> same here. apocalypse fucking when
[02:27:11] <Ethanol-fueled> We're going to have mass-chimpouts way before that happens:
[02:27:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Just the other day at the local watering hole, I was conversing with some negroes.
[02:28:05] <Ethanol-fueled> One said, "now that we [California] are banning private prisons, they gon' be a lot more angry niggas out on 'demm streets"
[02:28:27] <Ethanol-fueled> And the predictive-programming going on with our (((utilities))) and cutting power because "fires"
[02:28:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Not only North, but all the way down south across 3 (((publicly-traded utilities)))
[02:29:17] <AzumaHazuki> ehh...1.5/10. you're coming on too strong and it's stale as hell
[02:29:20] <Ethanol-fueled> California is the beachhead for the Chinese invasion, and they are preparing.
[02:29:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Azuma, this is for my own amusement, not yours, and I am easily amused.
[02:29:50] <AzumaHazuki> boy that's for goddamn sure
[02:30:02] <Ethanol-fueled> "Let me see your REAL war face!"
[02:30:07] <Ethanol-fueled> aaaaah.
[02:30:22] <Ethanol-fueled> "You don't convince me, lemme see your REAL WAR FACE!"
[02:30:26] <Ethanol-fueled> AAAAAHHHHH!
[02:30:32] <pinchy> muh beach head
[02:30:37] <pinchy> ching chong
[02:31:19] <pinchy> isnt it legal to shitta on da streeta in calif?
[02:31:42] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy, only if you aren't White or live in San Francisco or LA
[02:32:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a picture of a crackhead smoking on the front doorstep of my then-employer. I'll post it here sometime.
[02:33:04] <Ethanol-fueled> It's bad...even here you have people walking butt-naked and taking shits in broad daylight.
[02:33:32] <Ethanol-fueled> The only reason why that makes me happy is because idiots from out of state were told that East Village was going to be the next "hip" neighborhood
[02:33:37] <pinchy> so could u be eating at a sidewalk restaurant and some dude drop his droors and crap right there while u eating a meal?
[02:34:01] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy, in East Village, correct. But even up in Northern San Diego I'm seeing the rot.
[02:35:01] <Ethanol-fueled> in a nice part of town I wont mention, just the other day, I went out to gather parts from Home Depot only to see cops on the side of the road. Slowing down and gawking, they were arresting a female who had her vagina exposed.
[02:35:51] <pinchy> vag free zone
[02:36:18] <AzumaHazuki> I see now. /ignore is for when there is effectively silence but it is not silent
[02:36:33] <Ethanol-fueled> The real question is, how and why do vagrants get into where the nice business parks are, with the nearest "affordable" residential housing miles away?
[02:36:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Good News – America's Nuke Arsenal to Swap Eight-inch Floppy Disks for Solid-state Drives - https://sylnt.us - cost-of-thumbdrives-reaches-all-time-high
[02:37:34] <pinchy> are there a lot of homeless mexicants? whats the typical demographics of homeless there?
[02:37:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Other parts of the Air force used 8-inch floppies but gave them up long before the missileers did.
[02:38:06] <chromas> But do they have a Lockout Changes button?
[02:38:07] <Ethanol-fueled> What that tells us is that America doesn't really believe that missilleers will ever see action.
[02:38:59] <Ethanol-fueled> back before 2000 we wuz already using zip drives.
[02:39:19] <Ethanol-fueled> 100MB of pure fat cartridge action
[02:40:15] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy, in the bad part of town where there is street shitting and indecent exposure, mostly minorities.
[02:40:46] <Ethanol-fueled> In the northern parts, there are bums, but they are Whites
[02:41:15] <pinchy> huwhites
[02:44:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Just the other day I was getting a coffee at North 7-11 and had a loud altercation with a White bum that looked like Doc from Back to the Future
[02:45:37] <Ethanol-fueled> His beef was that when I got in line he had been meandering around the store for awhile
[02:45:56] <chromas> That's horrible
[02:45:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Then he accused me of cutting in front of him in line
[02:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Oracle Co-CEO Mark Hurd Has Passed Away - https://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[02:47:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Those big-bite hotdogs, man. People like me can handle them. But to a person looking for his next fix, nothing will stand in their way, not even a single person in front of them in line.
[02:47:37] <pinchy> u should have pointed at his shirt, do the old "u got something on ur shirt" then bump his face with ur finger
[02:47:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody really knows whether or not he had the money to pay for one, but he circled that hot oven like a fly circles a bug-zapper.
[02:47:57] <chromas> or bump his face with your big bite hot dog
[02:48:31] <pinchy> GNU hurd has passed away
[02:48:48] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy and chromas: jonesing addicts are unpredictable. And when you're on your way to work, you can't afford to risk a black eye for coffee, or even a big bite hot dog
[02:50:07] <chromas> gnoo
[02:50:53] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, when even the almighty Linux kernel is going to shit, it's no surprise that the other big names in free software will go next.
[02:51:56] <Ethanol-fueled> They have the tapes of Stallman visiting Epstein Island. Did you ever see Jabba the Hutt mate with the green-colored woman with no bra and barely visible nipples?
[02:52:03] <Ethanol-fueled> You ain't seen nuthin' yet.
[02:53:19] <pinchy> there was some story of stallman and a sex couch at MIT when he was young
[02:53:50] <pinchy> would throw the used condoms behind it and stink the place up
[02:54:26] <chromas> Sounds like the type of thing a guy like stallman would make up
[02:54:27] <Ethanol-fueled> MIT, like other gov't bootlicking research organizations like ASU, are full of secret work intermingled with dirty blackmail material.
[02:55:14] <Ethanol-fueled> It seems only, heh, "fitting," that the dirt would be conveniently dug up later to use against him.
[03:01:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Rumor has it that when he went to Epstein Island, he would use their secret labs to incubate mutants using his toejam as starter
[03:01:58] <Ethanol-fueled> A good byproduct of that was that the local restaurants had the best bread
[03:02:21] <pinchy> smoke weed every day
[03:03:07] <pinchy> i wonder if that LGBZT cereal was for real
[03:03:16] <pinchy> would make a nice collectors item
[03:03:59] <chromas> They just need to combine Lucky Charms with Alphabits
[03:05:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Stallman's toejam is the magical ingredient which was strong enough to make Grape-nuts
[03:05:34] <Ethanol-fueled> "Grape-nuts" was actually Stallman's college nickname
[03:05:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.postconsumerbrands.com
[03:05:52] <upstart> ^ 03Post® Grape-Nuts | Post Consumer Brands
[03:06:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Stallman himself once said, "I like to eat cat litter, and I want a cereal strong enough for my namesake"
[03:07:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Aside from being edible, it's a good material to use in structural concrete.
[03:08:11] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:08:11] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[03:08:32] <Ethanol-fueled> how ya doin' buzz?
[03:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a mid 40s guy who's been doing a 20yo's work
[03:09:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing wrong with working like a Mexican
[03:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the up side, i finally understand why dragonball gt sucked
[03:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> DBGT
[03:09:54] <Ethanol-fueled> all dragonball sucks.
[03:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> no L though cause sailor moon already staked its claim
[03:12:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, DBZ didn't suck all that much -- it had Blackface
[03:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> been pulling wire and mounting wall/ceiling/pull boxes the past couple three days
[03:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> regular db had giant monkeys with laser breath
[03:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> or did the laser breath come in later? too many episodes.
[03:14:06] <Ethanol-fueled> pulling cable rocks
[03:15:06] <Ethanol-fueled> throwing dat string down and typing it to that bitch, it's like lynching a snake through Super Mario Bros pipes 'n' sheeit
[03:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> romex for end runs, smurf pipe to each room, easy to push stranded through smurf pipe.
[03:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> push not pull. you can tie the shit in a knot and still push three conductors through it easy as pie.
[03:17:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah but there are sometimes you gotta push and pull like how a snake or caterpillar crawls
[03:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully we ain't got any sheetrock up yet, so not an issue.
[03:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting the smurf pipe through the holes in the ceiling beams is a little annoying but it's so damned useful to be able to push another three conductors down it later because you left ceiling boxes as pull points.
[03:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> running the cat6 was dead simple compared to the lektrik
[03:21:32] <Ethanol-fueled> that's the art of pulling cable
[03:21:49] <Ethanol-fueled> the real heat is when your conduit is already stuffed with other shit
[03:22:16] <Ethanol-fueled> You gotta squeeze a few more millimeters of diameter in there
[03:23:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Then you can grease it up, keepin' it greasey, so it will go down easy
[03:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. we're running an extra, empty 1" smurf pipe to the maintainance hall from the breaker box
[03:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> can get anywhere we need from there pretty easy.
[03:23:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:23:52] <upstart> ^ 03YouTube
[03:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, we're putting a maintainance hall in a house cause merica
[03:24:44] <AzumaHazuki> smurf pipe sounds like drug paraphernalia
[03:25:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> flexible plastic conduit. amazing for in walls but not rated for mounting outside walls. and it's blue, so smurf.
[03:25:44] <AzumaHazuki> that seriously sounds like slang for a bong
[03:25:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably should be
[03:26:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Good News – America's Nuke Arsenal to Swap Eight-Inch Floppy Disks for Solid-State Drives - https://sylnt.us - cost-of-thumbdrives-reaches-all-time-high
[03:26:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, why would you want to route conduit outside walls?
[03:26:47] * TheMightyBuzzard has been trying to convince TR's 14yo boy to say smurf in situations where it's not wise to curse properly
[03:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> cinder block walls downstairs.
[03:27:04] <AzumaHazuki> just teach him some russian
[03:27:18] <AzumaHazuki> no one will know what he's saying and it's a million times worse than the english equivalent
[03:27:42] * AzumaHazuki has gone "poshol na khuy" at a ringing phone a few times and no one has been the wiser
[03:27:42] <Ethanol-fueled> UUUGh, smurf it baby, smurf it!
[03:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't know but a few words. i could go japanese, latin, spanish, or german.
[03:27:51] <chromas> it'll sound worse, even when he's not cursing
[03:28:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Russian hackers again. Is there anything they won't hack?
[03:28:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, zactly. he could get away with anything up to telling the teacher to go smurf herself
[03:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and a made the hell up language from a very, very old mmorpg. like late 90s.
[03:29:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Which one, Buzzard?
[03:30:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> underlight
[03:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> pre-everquest
[03:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[03:37:33] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 738
[03:38:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell Yeah Nigga
[03:38:43] <Ethanol-fueled> They're trying to ban vapes
[03:39:05] <Ethanol-fueled> They use a couple edge-cases of "poisoned chinese cartridges" as an excuse
[03:39:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, in our DEA-sponsored buybacks, they are not only trying to get people to hand in their unused prescription drugs...
[03:40:17] <Ethanol-fueled> "vapes" are part of that encouraged hand-in.
[03:40:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Big pharma doesn't like us self-medicating outside of what they don't control
[03:41:46] <Ethanol-fueled> CBD in particular is a threat to them, but perhaps ((((they))) don't have a stronghold on other vapes, either. It, like a cure for cancer, was too good for (((them))) to handle.
[03:43:05] <Ethanol-fueled> They're getting sloppy. They've lost control over their handle of what they want the people to want.
[03:44:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck you deep-state bastard Jew pharma fucks.
[03:44:57] <Ethanol-fueled> The reign of globalism is over, and your control over self-medication and finance with it!
[03:45:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries, they still have a dreidel monopoly
[03:46:05] <Ethanol-fueled> shit, buzzard, they have us there.
[03:46:47] <Ethanol-fueled> what is a Dreidel in DND lingo? A 6x4//4 die?
[03:47:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> write a 1 on the side of it and it's a d1
[03:47:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Shit, that's a 4-die
[03:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, a d4 i spose.
[03:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d4
[03:48:27] <MrPlow> pass 1: 3
[03:49:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Noice
[03:49:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm partial to the "nigger craps" die
[03:50:07] <Ethanol-fueled> good ol' 6-shooter
[03:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 2d6
[03:51:36] <MrPlow> pass 1: 6
[03:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> or...
[03:51:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d6 2
[03:51:52] <MrPlow> pass 1: 6
[03:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d6 passes=2
[03:51:58] <MrPlow> pass 1: 2
[03:52:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... how'd i write that...
[03:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help roll
[03:52:09] <MrPlow> Roll the dice. #roll 3d6 throws=6
[03:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[03:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #roll 1d6 throws=2
[03:52:20] <MrPlow> pass 1: 1
[03:52:20] <MrPlow> pass 2: 6
[03:55:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm getting too drunk to comprehend this.
[03:55:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I must evacuate, not my bowels, but this forum.
[03:56:21] <Ethanol-fueled> And dedicate my efforts to shitpost in the forum-at-large
[03:56:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen.
[03:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
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[03:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto except s/drunk/tired/
[03:57:23] * Ethanol-fueled backflips into a spray of fart
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[04:08:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> parting thought: https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[04:47:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Starts Nagging Windows 7 Pro Users About End Of Support - https://sylnt.us - but-they-said-they-wouldn't
[07:06:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Human Guinea Pigs Prepare for the World's Longest Direct Flight: 20 Hours - https://sylnt.us - imagine-a-crying-child-too
[07:39:56] <FatPhil> "It's like we voted to leave the solar system".
[07:41:01] <janrinok> do you mean we are staying in the solar system? Why didn't they tell us? I feel as if I have been misled!
[07:44:31] <FatPhil> Just get on with it!
[07:46:02] * janrinok starts building his own space ship ....
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[08:48:52] <FatPhil> Is this a story? https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org
[08:48:54] <upstart> ^ 03mjg59 | Letting Birds scooters fly free
[08:49:14] <FatPhil> Well, I guess I can sub it, and let the editors decide
[08:49:21] <FatPhil> #submit https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org
[08:49:21] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[08:49:27] <FatPhil> ~submit https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org
[08:49:42] <chromas> exec's dead
[08:49:42] <FatPhil> =submit https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org
[08:49:45] <upstart> Submitting "mjg59 | Letting Birds scooters fly free"...
[08:50:03] * FatPhil renames exec Zed
[08:50:06] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Mjg59 | Letting Birds Scooters Fly Free" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[08:50:23] * chromas watches the new Disenchanted episodes
[08:54:33] <FatPhil> Disenchantment?
[08:57:35] <FatPhil> "Great! Thank you Hillary Clinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain." - bitch fight!
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[09:12:54] <chromas> yeah, that
[09:13:07] <chromas> FatPhil: who said it?
[09:16:45] <FatPhil> Tulsi "Bruiser" Gabbard
[09:25:30] <FatPhil> of all the candidates, she's probably the one I have the fewest issues with, and that little outburst makes her go way up in my estimations.
[09:26:04] <chromas> oh yeah, I saw some other posts about her earlier
[09:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UN Official's Briefing on Torture of Assange Boycotted by US Media - https://sylnt.us - do-you-still-doubt-what-will-happen?
[09:27:04] <chromas> muh russian spais
[09:27:41] <FatPhil> https://mobile.twitter.com
[09:30:00] <FatPhil> the hillarious (DYSWIDT) thing about that thread is the fact that the only person calling Yang a joke is the Yang campaigner!
[09:30:18] <chromas> lel. everyone liking and retweeting is a maga cult45 russian bot
[09:51:08] <FatPhil> I know I am.
[10:43:32] <inz> FatPhil, how did your ode to Lennart turn out?
[11:56:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vatican Unveils ‘ERosary’ to Pray Electronically; Was "Hacked in 10 Minutes" - https://sylnt.us - getting-desperate
[13:17:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:17:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4999
[13:30:53] <janrinok> coffee++
[13:30:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5000
[13:31:08] <Bytram> Ta dah!
[13:31:13] <Bytram> =)
[13:31:33] <Bytram> !whoup coffee
[13:31:33] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 2227, Bytram: 1285, crutchy: 1239, cmn32480: 478, Blackmoore: 237, chromas: 94, paulej72: 59, Runaway1956: 55, crutchy_: 55, mrcoolbp: 31, SemperOSS: 30, Bytram|away: 29, mechanicjay: 27, FatPhil: 26, Ethanol-fueled: 23, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, everdred: 21, arti: 19, xhedit: 19, qkontinuum: 17, boru: 17, mattie_p: - 4 more
[13:31:46] <Bytram> !more
[13:31:46] <Bender> 16, AndyTheAbsurd: 16, MrBluze: 15, TK: 12, mecctro: 12, Alberto: 11, CoolHand: 10, TheMightyPhone: 9, exec: 9, crutchy__: 7, silverly: 6, Thouren: 6, Silverly: 5, idetuxs: 5, keplr: 5, cmn32480|sleepin: 4, monopoly: 4, SpallsHurgenson: 4, juggs: 4, matt_: 4, rand: 3, janrinok: 3, bacterium: 3, Teckla: 3, Blackmoore_: 3, alexbst: 2, takyon: 2, systemd: 2, dyingtolive: 2, Bytram_: - 3 more
[13:32:45] <Bytram> Figures! The guy only does a coffee++ THREE times, and gets the 5000 mark! YAY!
[13:33:08] <SemperOSS> Maybe I should down the coffee just to be my own gentle, irritating self?
[13:33:41] <janrinok> lol
[13:34:13] <janrinok> if you lot are going to complain I could always take it away again...
[13:36:52] <Bytram> LOL
[13:37:48] <Bytram> But seriously, I saw the "4999" and was sorely tempted to take the mark for myself, but thought better of it and passed the credit on to the next guy I saw online: JR.
[13:38:32] <Bytram> Besides, I just hit a personal milestone that I hope marks good luck... 7777 stories posted to the site! https://soylentnews.org
[13:38:43] <SemperOSS> That's OK, I'll wait for the 1 000 000 mark
[13:38:43] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame ( https://soylentnews.org )
[13:39:15] <Bytram> Not so good luck for the subject of the story, though: https://soylentnews.org
[13:39:15] <upstart> ^ 03Error
[13:39:20] <Bytram> LOL
[13:39:58] <Bytram> is due to appear in just over a hlaf hour.
[13:40:05] <Bytram> *half
[13:40:10] <janrinok> yes, I want to 2nd it
[13:40:26] <janrinok> .. but it is still showing you in it
[13:40:45] <Bytram> shouldn't... refresh your page
[13:40:53] <Bytram> I just pushed out a marathon story
[13:41:21] <janrinok> you haven't cleared your name from the bottom - it is still showing 16 minutes in the story
[13:43:50] <janrinok> however, it is a non-story. It never would stand as a legal record - he had 16 pacemakers, he was paced by a vehicle showing a laser plot on the road in front of him to indicate where he had to be to be under 2 hours, he acknowledged the shoes which he and all the pacers wore before the race. Still, nobody else has gotten under 2 hours.
[13:44:25] <janrinok> he was merely trying to show it was 'possible' not claim a record
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[13:53:09] <ARoxdale> Has anyone submitted stories about the Catalonia "Tsunami Democratic" thing?
[13:55:37] <ARoxdale> Basically, it's a kind of flash mob app for Catalonian protesters. Near as I can tell, it's hosted on github. No-one really knows who's running it. The airport protests and recent marches in Barcelona were organised through it apparently. A court in Spain recently ordered it shut down.
[13:55:39] <Bytram> janrinok: excellent points; would appreciate your adding that to the story (already mentioned this in #editorial, but adding here for posterity.)
[13:56:06] <ARoxdale> I have a few links if you think it might be interesting. Should I just post the links here?
[13:57:01] <Bytram> ARoxdale: Hmm, are you at all in the area of the uprisings? It would be MOST meaningful to post a story with the viewpoint of someone who is actually in the midst of thiings.
[13:58:22] <ARoxdale> No I'm defintely not anywhere near Spain, Catalonia or from either. But I am Irish, so I admit to bias for underdogs in this.
[13:59:26] <Bytram> =g Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
[13:59:26] <upstart> http://www.delorie.com - Lyrics to the theme song for Underdog
[13:59:31] <Bytram> =)
[14:00:37] <Bytram> Our editorial staff is pressed rather thin ATM, any chance you could write up a story submission with the links and excerpts from them? That would be a HUGE help! Just enclose blocks of quoted text within <blockquote> stuff... </blockquote>
[14:00:54] <Bytram> ARoxdale: ^^^
[14:02:23] <ARoxdale> Oh. The submission form. I forgot about that. I'll try to write up something and send it.
[14:02:35] <Bytram> That would be FANTASTIC!
[14:02:41] <Bytram> ARoxdale++ Thank you!
[14:02:41] <Bender> karma - aroxdale: 1
[14:12:30] <Teckla> I only upped coffee 3 times? I've been slacking!
[14:12:37] <Teckla> coffee++
[14:12:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5001
[14:13:44] <Bytram> does that make it a [hyper] Space Odyssey?
[14:52:52] <FatPhil> super-mega-hyper?
[15:04:43] <FatPhil> anyone getting mini projector spam? I literally get 20 a day, and have done for almost a week. G/f's not getting any, despite the similarity of our email addresses.
[15:20:56] <ARoxdale> OK I submitted that Tsunami Democratica story. I probably left out a few accents in the characters.
[15:21:22] <Bytram> ARoxdale: Just noticed it! Am looking at it now. THANKS!
[15:23:36] <Bytram> Looking good!
[15:25:18] <Bytram> =g CDR
[15:25:18] <upstart> https://www.cdrnet.org - - Commission on Dietetic Registration
[15:25:22] <Bytram> nope
[15:25:44] <Bytram> ARoxdale: Quick question? In the context of your submission, what does "CDR" stand for?
[15:25:51] <Bytram> =g CDR catalonia
[15:25:52] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Committees for the Defense of the Republic - Wikipedia
[15:25:59] <Bytram> ??
[15:26:12] <Bytram> Ahh, found it!
[15:27:19] <Bytram> =g Telegram Messenger
[15:27:20] <upstart> https://telegram.org - Telegram Messenger
[15:27:57] <FatPhil> n.e. lovely lovely lardo (a.k.a. spek, pekk, lard, ...)
[15:28:27] <FatPhil> need my keto boost
[15:29:03] <FatPhil> people who drink coffee for a boost are fools - lard's where it's at.
[15:29:18] <Bytram> =g Whatsapp
[15:29:18] <upstart> https://www.whatsapp.com - WhatsApp
[15:32:13] <Bytram> ARoxdale: Story is currently queued to go out in under 20 hours
[15:34:07] <Bytram> ARoxdale++ Thank You!
[15:34:07] <Bender> karma - aroxdale: 2
[15:46:22] * FatPhil gets behind Carter 2020
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[16:55:23] <FatPhil> ~gday AzumaHazuki
[16:55:38] <FatPhil> fuck da bots!
[17:05:20] <AzumaHazuki> got a mitre saw :)
[17:05:46] <AzumaHazuki> ...aaaand i'm scared of the thing. i got it set up properly apparently but for some reason am afraid to turn it on. i'm going to memorize the manual first
[17:06:32] <AzumaHazuki> need to remember: PPA for eyes and mouth/nose/lungs, stand off to the side, keep held down and let off the trigger and let the blade stop before raising it
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[18:15:16] <pinchy> build a robot and operate it remotely, its the only way to be sure
[18:17:34] <FatPhil> ~addawayanshite Runaway1956
[18:17:45] <FatPhil> fuck da bots!
[18:21:21] <janrinok> FP, any particular bots or just bots in general?
[18:21:56] <janrinok> or is this your bot that I am seeing?
[18:27:44] <FatPhil> it mightbe sauna night, but if you're seeing my bot, I'm gonna have to strip down this samsung telly.
[18:30:24] <FatPhil> AzumaHazuki: interesting surgery you're performing there!
[18:30:58] <AzumaHazuki> i'm still not ready to even plug this thing in...need to get some scrap wood to practice on too
[18:31:23] <AzumaHazuki> i want to make a "floating" platform bed with some LED strips on the underside because yes, i am still basically 8 inside
[18:31:38] <FatPhil> oh jeez
[18:31:48] <FatPhil> we have "porn lights" on our bed
[18:31:55] <AzumaHazuki> that is the grownup version of a race-car/spaceship bed
[18:32:20] <FatPhil> I never had either of those
[18:32:41] <FatPhil> had bunk beds, climbed to the top bunk, fell off, broke my arm. Yay!
[18:40:42] <AzumaHazuki> hm...this is probably just going to be a plain frame with black iron pipe legs. i need to be realistic...have to build modular and sturdy
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[19:33:12] <Ethanol-fueled> day drinking with some vino.
[19:33:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I remember when I had energy to do other things, even while working hard labor over 40 hours a week, during my golden age of shitposting on SN.
[19:34:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, I am demoralized. The Jews are in control, beaners are flooding into America to vote for Elizabeth Warren at exponential rates, and California can't even keep the power on.
[19:35:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Sometimes I wish there would be a civil war or the US would just fucking balkanize already so I can go live in the plains in the White ethnostate
[19:36:24] <Ethanol-fueled> partying with bootleg distilled spirits and listening to vinyl-playing jukeboxes powered by generators, sitting on hay bales and resting my drinks on barrels and drums
[19:37:21] <Ethanol-fueled> But goddamn brothers, I'm gonna miss those hot showers and proper shittin' flush-toilets.
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[19:53:58] <FatPhil> hahahah - "golden age" - dream on! Does he mean his 50th anniversary?
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[22:26:03] <AzumaHazuki> ....why does gnome run faster in virtualbox than on my actual hardware asdgfwrrgh
[22:28:28] <AzumaHazuki> it's actually halfway usable with dash to panel and a lot of tweaking, but...doesn't seem worth the effort
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[22:36:09] <chromas> I don't know why anyone who doesn't like systemd would run gnome on purpose
[22:37:43] <chromas> (or anyone else, for that matter)
[22:48:40] <AzumaHazuki> it looks like it would be good for tablets or touch interfaces. actually it gives me weird Android vibes
[22:54:45] <chromas> ooh. maybe gunome should be ported to java
[22:56:39] <AzumaHazuki> isn't it already written in javascript?
[22:57:08] <chromas> that's kde
[22:57:25] <chromas> hm. maybe they both are
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