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[00:28:41] <Bytram> http://www.youtube.com
[00:28:43] <upstart> ^ 03Starship Update ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:31:32] <Bytram> Aha! No wonder I could not get any picture... looks like it is not going to start for another 28 minutes or so
[01:02:07] <Bytram> And now it looks like they have postponed it for another 13 minutes
[01:02:14] <Bytram> =(
[01:06:11] <Bytram> 9 more minutes
[01:06:13] <Bytram> brb
[01:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, that means you're supposed to untar it from /
[01:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it does help if you have a look at what's in the archive first =P
[01:13:29] <Bytram> well the stream is now playing music, that's progress, I guess.
[01:13:41] <Bytram> =g spacex twitter
[01:13:42] <upstart> https://twitter.com - SpaceX (@SpaceX) | Twitter
[01:14:42] <Bytram> Well, looks like they did not plan [sufficiently] for the weather?
[01:15:23] <Bytram> https://twitter.com
[01:15:24] <upstart> ^ 03SpaceX on Twitter
[01:15:54] <Bytram> "Watching some weather in the area; moving Starship update to no earlier that 8:00 p.m. CDT"
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[01:17:04] <AzumaHazuki> well, my weekend's up the spout, but hey, 10 hours overtime. i can afford new shoes soon
[01:17:16] <AzumaHazuki> hopefully before the soles on these completely split
[01:17:24] <Bytram> timing++
[01:17:24] <Bender> karma - timing: 1
[01:17:39] <Bytram> That's looking on the positive side of things!
[01:17:53] <AzumaHazuki> it's all ad-setting and frontend. the other girl who was supposed to come in just decided to no-show, sooo~
[01:18:24] <Bytram> buh bye to her, right?
[01:18:51] <Bytram> You are just in time to watch the SpaceX presentation about Starship
[01:19:11] <AzumaHazuki> oh, i'm sure the other girl will be fine. they're blaming it on a "miscommunication"
[01:19:16] <AzumaHazuki> right, and I'm Sailor Mercury
[01:19:23] <Bytram> yeah, suuuuuure!
[01:20:06] <Bytram> They said, and she did not [chose not to] hear. I *guess* that qualifies as "miscommunication"
[01:20:08] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, if anything, i look like a perma-pissed cross between Mars and Jupiter =p
[01:20:38] <Bytram> Battle of the Gods of War and of everything(?)
[01:20:51] <Bytram> =g Jupiter "god of"
[01:20:51] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org(mythology) - Jupiter (mythology) - Wikipedia
[01:21:36] <Bytram> "Jupiter (from Latin: Iūpiter [ˈjuːpitɛr] or Iuppiter [ˈjuppitɛr][3], from Proto-Italic *djous "day, sky" + *patēr "father", thus "sky father"), also known as Jove (gen. Iovis [ˈjɔwis]), is the god of the sky and thunder and king of the gods in Ancient Roman religion and mythology. "
[01:21:40] <AzumaHazuki> Sailor Jupiter is a towering brunette with a thing for martial arts and weightlifting. And cooking, baking, flower arrangements, and cats
[01:21:59] <Bytram> Sounds much nicer. =)
[01:22:04] <AzumaHazuki> this was deep commentary on what it meant to be a Strong Woman (TM) in Japan in the early 90s you see
[01:22:32] <Bytram> Though, that said, I'd rather not be on the "wrong side" of *either* of them!
[01:22:57] <AzumaHazuki> the cast of SM honestly looks like Disney princesses done in huge-eyes-tiny-mouth style. Mercury = Snow White, Venus = Aurora, Moon = Cinderella, Jupiter = Belle, etc
[01:23:08] <AzumaHazuki> once you notice that you can't unsee it
[01:23:43] <Bytram> SM?
[01:24:01] <Bytram> Oh, Sailor Mercury?
[01:24:12] <AzumaHazuki> well, the inner senshi in general
[01:24:23] <Bytram> =g senshi
[01:24:24] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Senshi - Wikipedia
[01:24:33] <Bytram> TIL tonight!
[01:24:40] <AzumaHazuki> the outers (Saturn through Pluton) kind of drop the resemblance, unless you want to say Uranus is a soft butch shorthair Elsa with a motorcycle
[01:25:02] <AzumaHazuki> Mars also doesn't match with anyone at the time, because she was meant to be the token actually-Japanese-girl on the team
[01:25:18] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:25:19] <upstart> ^ 03File:Sailor Senshi2.png - Wikipedia
[01:25:21] <AzumaHazuki> where they found two blue-eyed blondes in the Tenth Avenue district of Tokyo still mystifies me
[01:26:16] <Bytram> Peroxide and contact lenses?
[01:26:33] <Bytram> =g twitter Elon Musk
[01:26:33] <upstart> https://twitter.com - Elon Musk (@elonmusk) | Twitter
[01:26:46] <AzumaHazuki> they sort of imply her daughter's an albino (the annoying-looking pink-haired one) and there's a heavy rabbit theme through that family
[01:27:17] <AzumaHazuki> the hair apparently looks something like lop-eared rabbit ears, and both of them are outright named "rabbit"
[01:27:52] <AzumaHazuki> that ties in with all sorts of bizarre lunar symbolism
[01:28:06] <Bytram> Jade Rabbit?
[01:28:17] <Bytram> Chinese lunarmission IIRC
[01:28:29] <Bytram> Finally! The stream is live!
[01:28:45] <AzumaHazuki> close...her full name sounds a lot like a pun on "rabbit of the moon," which is what the Chinese (and the Koreans and Japanese by osmosis) see in the moon instead of a face
[01:29:08] <AzumaHazuki> that rabbit is pounding some sort of immortality medicine in a mochi mortar. some versions of the legend say the medicine includes its blood.
[01:30:13] <Bytram> #weather boca chica, texas
[01:30:15] <MrPlow> 4911 Boca Chica, Henderson County, TX 75148, USA - Today: "Humid and mostly cloudy throughout the day." 92/75F, Humidity: 68%, Precip: 10%, Wind ~7mph. Sun: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 91/71F, Humidity: 73%, Precip: 4%, Wind ~10mph. Mon: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 91/70F, Humidity: 77%, Precip: 1%, Wind ~9mph.
[01:30:23] <AzumaHazuki> ...huh, which would explain why overusing that silver crystal macguffin the lunar family has kills them
[01:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Has Booted 46 Apps Made by a Big Chinese Developer from its App Store with No Explanation - https://sylnt.us - going-going-gone
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[02:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hughlaurie++
[02:30:50] <Bender> karma - hughlaurie: 1
[03:07:47] <chromas> the good ol' american actor
[03:07:57] <chromas> hughughugh
[03:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't he a brit comedian before he was an american actor though?
[03:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know i'll surprise absolutely nobody with this revelation but House is one of my favorite shows
[03:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[03:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[03:10:48] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 734
[03:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. wish someone had told me i was two hours late for getting ready for bed.
[04:05:31] <chromas> sounds like lupus
[04:06:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Income Inequality Jumps to Highest Level Ever Recorded - https://sylnt.us - I-forgot-what-the-plan-was
[04:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's never lupus
[04:55:05] <chromas> Except that one time
[04:55:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> they just threw that in there to fuck with you
[04:55:53] <chromas> Is it possible to have lupus and AIDS at the same tme?
[04:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hard to say. they kind of frown on infecting folks with diseases to test.
[05:04:35] <AzumaHazuki> no reason it wouldn't be
[05:05:09] <chromas> I figured they were sort of opposites
[05:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> lupus is easier anyway. just beat it to the punch and attack your organs before it does.
[05:09:50] <chromas> Organ Beaters Anonymous
[05:10:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no beating your organ in here. if we're gonna kick EF for that we gotta kick everyone who does it.
[05:11:11] <chromas> I wonder if his links are still valid
[05:11:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm sure as hell not checking
[05:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i suppose you could have lupus and aids at the same time. i mean you'll probably be dead by the time you have zero white cells left and they can have been attacking your body the whole time.
[05:12:49] <AzumaHazuki> that guy has issues with a capital I
[05:13:14] <AzumaHazuki> if we have any candidates for schizophrenia or a related disorder it's him
[05:13:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but they're funny issues. it's like America's Funniest Nut Shots
[05:13:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, that's hudson
[05:14:08] <chromas> they're both two of the very few people I recognize from slashdort
[05:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ef's just a garden variety drunk asshole. trust me, i got one on my couch right now to compare him to.
[05:15:45] <AzumaHazuki> Hudson is saner and a better person than most of our prolific posters
[05:15:57] <AzumaHazuki> why do you say she's a candidate for a schizophrenia diagnosis?
[05:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> not her, him.
[05:16:30] <AzumaHazuki> not him, her. i don't get the trans thing, but from having seem 3 FtMs all doing better living as men, i'm going to take their word for it
[05:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> jmichael not babs
[05:17:19] <AzumaHazuki> ah, mike...you know, he may be both schizophrenic and still saner than most people :/ he could be nuts and correct
[05:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> correct != sane though. if you think everything's a conspiracy, you're going to be right whenever there actually is one.
[05:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're still nucking futz though
[05:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, i like the guy. he's friendly enough. i wouldn't be in a room with him unless he were restrained though.
[05:19:43] <chromas> The glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers have to bother someone else since they already got to Terry Davis
[05:20:31] <AzumaHazuki> more that correct/incorrect and sane/insane are nearly orthogonal when the world itself has gone mad...
[05:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> can appear so. they still aren't the same though. sanity's overrated anyway.
[05:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked it better when you could be a weirdo all you liked without being on meds and when they put dangerous, bat-shit crazy folks where they couldn't hurt anyone.
[05:23:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> sanity's kind of taken on a sinister meaning of late
[05:23:45] <AzumaHazuki> we went down the wrong leg of the trousers of time a lot over the last 50 or so years, you know...
[05:24:05] <AzumaHazuki> i wonder why i came back to this world...there can't be much left to learn
[05:24:28] <chromas> Have you learned lisp yet?
[05:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> patience, humility, perl. still plenty out there.
[05:24:55] <AzumaHazuki> if only you were funny...
[05:25:18] <AzumaHazuki> i have patience and humility. they are, as with all humans, sparse resources, so I don't waste them on the undeserving
[05:25:32] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[05:25:44] <AzumaHazuki> also why learn perl when i can just cat a few hundred ms of /dev/urandom to somefile.pl?
[05:25:53] * Runaway1956 laughs harder than buzzard
[05:25:56] <AzumaHazuki> will probably run :v
[05:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> might but it wouldn't do what you wanted it to
[05:26:33] <chromas> You just need a regex to pull out the good bits
[05:26:57] <AzumaHazuki> i'd rather learn shell (bash). it's verbose and annoying but at least it doesn't look like someone stuck a modem cable up his ass and farted
[05:27:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though on the patience and humility. you're deficient in that. not grossly deficient but moreso than most of the folks on this site and we're an argumentative and egotistical bunch to begin with.
[05:27:39] <chromas> !grab AzumaHazuki
[05:27:39] <Bender> Added quote 911
[05:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, easy to remember
[05:27:57] <AzumaHazuki> i'm deficient in it here :) it gets used plenty at work
[05:28:09] <AzumaHazuki> like i said...limited resource, doesn't get doled out to the undeserving
[05:28:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm damned sure deficient in patience. part and parcel of adhd. gotten a lot better over the past half dozen years though.
[05:29:14] <AzumaHazuki> meatspace Marissa is scary and silent and obedient
[05:29:32] <AzumaHazuki> i look basically like a caucasian yuurei, aside from not floating and not wearing a hanky on my head
[05:29:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> humility i have plenty of. it just doesn't show because i'm so much better than everyone else.
[05:29:59] <chromas> Why no hanky?
[05:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is merica. we use kleenex.
[05:30:40] <AzumaHazuki> \'cause i'm not dead yet
[05:31:06] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[05:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> would you by chance like to move to sweeden or norway?
[05:32:06] <chromas> What's their hanky situation?
[05:32:08] <AzumaHazuki> or Canada, Finland, Denmark...anywhere with a first world healthcare system
[05:32:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, she's pining for the fjords
[05:33:19] <AzumaHazuki> s/fjords/civilization/
[05:33:20] <chromas> heh, top search result for that phrase is the monty python dead parrot sketch
[05:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> it had better be
[05:33:59] <chromas> I didn't know they invented the phrase
[05:34:06] <chromas> or popularized it. or whatever
[05:34:41] * TheMightyBuzzard blinks
[05:35:08] * chromas blonks
[05:39:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i just realized i get do to something terribly manly monday that i haven't got to do in decades.
[05:39:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i get to replace a carburetor
[05:40:02] <chromas> Fixing up a lawn mower?
[05:40:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> push mower sat too long with apparently a little bit of gas left in the bowl
[05:40:59] <chromas> You can probably just poke something into the little hole and get it going again
[05:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> varnished up the jet just enough that it don't run smooth and it's a cheapass one that you can't adjust
[05:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i could clean it but new gaskets are almost as much as a new carb. less than thirty bucks for the most expensive replacement online.
[05:43:03] * TheMightyBuzzard shakes his fist at fuel injection systems
[05:43:07] <chromas> 30 dollas? good lord that's a lotta money
[05:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> less than 20 for it if i drive down to the honda shop
[05:43:46] <chromas> We got a freebie from some people down the street who were throwing out their mower. clean the carb and it works again. The whole thing is about $100 new
[05:44:26] <chromas> now we just need to find someone who needs a mower
[05:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[05:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> well we're on our last month or two of needing a riding mower so we're going to see how much it costs to fix and sell it or junk it as appropriate and keep the push mower.
[05:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> church has a much, much smaller yard.
[05:45:45] <chromas> that's too bad
[05:46:11] <chromas> where did the people mill around talking about potato salad recipes and stuff after service?
[05:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, this place sits on three full lots at least.
[05:46:50] <AzumaHazuki> man...those floater pharmacists and techs have zero work ethic. i did 12 hours out of a planned 8 on friday. 360 orders, comprising some 600 individual scripts, mostly by myself
[05:47:11] <AzumaHazuki> running around like sonic the hedgehog on a rock of crack the size of the taj mahal
[05:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, temps rarely have a work ethic. if they had one they'd have been poached for fulltime jobs.
[05:47:23] <chromas> Did you collect any rings though?
[05:47:33] <AzumaHazuki> er....there was one order for a Nuvaring
[05:47:45] <chromas> One is all you need
[05:47:53] <chromas> One ring to rule them all, et cetera
[05:48:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm... ya reckon the alarm clock's ring or a wedding ring is more powerful?
[05:48:48] * chromas tries to stuff in as many references as possible
[05:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean if you don't pay attention to the alarm's ring, you're not going to have to worry about either pretty soon.
[05:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> which reminds me... how come you get to retire from work but not from marriage
[05:51:19] <chromas> marriage doesn't have pension
[05:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> does if you're female
[05:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> they just call it alimony
[05:52:07] <AzumaHazuki> maybe the only thing sadder than incels is men who manage to get married and spend all the time bitching...
[05:52:10] <chromas> so you can retire
[05:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i'm not married, i'm just talking shit
[05:52:36] <chromas> is that sad? it used to be a staple of situation comedies
[05:52:47] <AzumaHazuki> i never did find those funny
[05:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt love and marriage
[05:52:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[05:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> traitor bot
[05:53:12] <AzumaHazuki> if anything, it makes me ask "how the hell are there so many of us?" followed by "...it's basically 'lots of rape' isn't it."
[05:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, people like fucking.
[05:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt love and marriage sinatra
[05:54:22] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[05:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, up until very recently love came after marriage if at all. it was a security thing not a hormonal thing.
[05:58:06] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at the clock
[05:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do not wanna get up in four hours. make it earlier.
[05:59:18] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to give sleep another try
[06:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> lied, i went for a cigarette
[06:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> drunk asshole on the couch took off while i was smoking, got a call from a chick in memphis who wanted her some lovin
[06:10:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> naturally, i told him spank her once for me
[06:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> he said no, i'm gonna stick it up her butt and say that's from buzz.
[06:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> more people should do that. i'd be famous.
[06:11:35] <chromas> The Mighty Buzzard, buttpirate-by-proxy
[06:13:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that needs to go viral. definitely.
[06:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, really going to sleep now
[06:27:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It’s a Fact, Scientists are the Most Trusted People in World - https://sylnt.us - Must-be-the-white-lab-coat
[06:30:12] <chromas> Ah, scientists tell us we trust them. Should we trust them?
[06:30:58] <chromas> Speaking of trusted scientists with white lab coats, https://www.youtube.com
[06:31:00] <upstart> ^ 03Hello, I'm A Scientist 1: Young Earth (Part 1)
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[08:18:01] <FatPhil> inz: I've thought of another - 'kurat'!
[08:28:06] <inz> FatPhil, that is the plural of mud in finnish, or diarrhea if relating to inside of pants
[08:28:52] <FatPhil> it's a little perkele, if I remember my etymologies
[08:28:54] <chromas> so like mudbutt?
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[08:58:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three Supermassive Black Holes are on a Crash Course, NASA Says - https://sylnt.us - but-not-today
[09:02:28] <FatPhil> inz: I thought 'nokia' was the plural of mud! (OK, soot or dirt)
[10:20:45] <FatPhil> (or even "smut", snigger)
[10:27:12] <inz> FatPhil, yeah nokia is soots
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[10:54:28] <FatPhil> fuck me, somebody on the internet is painfully stupid
[11:02:02] <inz> aren't we all
[11:04:03] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:04:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4977
[11:05:21] <Bytram> inz: It depends... I seem to be a lot smarter after my morning coffee. =)
[11:16:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ariane 6's Core Engine Completes Qualification Tests - https://sylnt.us - to-infinity-and-beyond!
[11:32:43] <inz> Bytram, and even more so after a few evening barley shakes?
[11:34:02] <Bytram> ain't been a problem for me for decades
[11:39:18] <Bytram> ~time x
[11:39:20] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 29 September 2019, 11:39 am
[11:52:44] <FatPhil> only amateurs only drink in the evening
[13:31:36] <FatPhil> nd. kotikalja
[13:36:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Explores The Meaning Of Humanoid Sex Robots - https://sylnt.us - johnson-and-not-johnson
[14:33:49] <FatPhil> http://theconversation.com
[15:44:59] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[15:44:59] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[15:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[15:45:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4978
[15:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> appears i butthurt some folks telling them that basing their satisfaction with their income on someone else's income is envy
[15:55:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watching You Watch: The Tracking Ecosystem of Over-the-Top TV Streaming Devices - https://sylnt.us - who-watches-the-watchers?
[16:22:41] * TheMightyBuzzard finishes bitchslapping noobs and goes to change the oil in his car
[16:34:55] * Runaway1956 wonders what themightybuzzard turns his oil into
[16:56:57] <pinchy> muh income inequality
[16:57:14] <pinchy> thats some mighty fine mud slinging on those comments
[18:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future Of Oculus Quest: Hands-On With Hand Tracking, PC-VR “Link” Mode - https://sylnt.us - hand-tracking-in-VR-porn?
[18:47:14] <chromas> charter--
[18:47:14] <Bender> karma - charter: -4
[18:53:53] <chromas> I didn't know link-scoped ip addresses were unpingable
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[20:16:54] <SoyCow1337> =submit Followup to the recent ios exploit with an interview https://arstechnica.com
[20:16:55] <upstart> Submitting "Developer of Checkm8 explains why iDevice jailbreak exploit is a game changer"...
[20:17:17] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Developer of Checkm8 Explains Why iDevice Jailbreak Exploit is a Game Changer" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:17:47] <SoyCow1337> =submit Too many inuendos in the article but still https://arstechnica.com
[20:17:48] <upstart> Submitting "Transplanting poop can be beneficial"...
[20:18:10] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Transplanting Poop Can be Beneficial" (22 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[20:18:30] <chromas> So lesbians are healthier?
[20:18:41] <chromas> Scissor your way to a better you!
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[22:08:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> long. day.
[22:08:51] <chromas> Did you sleep in?
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