#Soylent | Logs for 2019-09-04
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[00:08:49] <pinchy> the post n poof journal entry
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[01:17:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Survey Says Many Ryzen 3900X CPUs Can't Hit Rated Boost Clock Speeds, BIOS Fix on Sept. 10th - http://sylnt.us
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[01:28:35] <LCSulla> ~submit we
[01:28:52] <LCSulla> ~submit https://www.dailystar.co.uk
[01:28:59] <LCSulla> baby hit me with a book the first time
[01:29:17] <LCSulla> #submit https://www.dailystar.co.uk
[01:29:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:29:43] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:46:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Belgium And The Netherlands Swap Land, And Remain Friends - http://sylnt.us
[03:34:43] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:44] <upstart> ^ 03Hackers! - SMBC Theater
[03:39:01] <LCSulla> why cant things break when i dont need them?
[03:39:44] <LCSulla> so im removing a wall. i score all the cuts with a razer, get the drywall removed, all thats left to do is some 2x4s
[03:39:52] <LCSulla> sawzall fails on first cut
[03:58:30] <chromas> You may not be aware yet, but you're in a movie
[04:02:49] <LCSulla> oh boy
[04:03:06] <LCSulla> the brush is soldered to the wire
[04:03:22] <LCSulla> they tried to make this non-replacable without replacing the switch assembly
[04:09:00] <LCSulla> found the parts. 10 bucks. hopefully is just the brushes
[04:27:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boris Johnson Loses Majority in Parliament after Defection, Could Call Early Elections - http://sylnt.us - Ruh-Roh!-What-happens-now?
[04:27:52] <LCSulla> what is going on with these hudson posters?
[04:28:39] <Deucalion> hudson?
[04:29:40] <LCSulla> barbara hudson and the guy hudson
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[06:05:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Speed-Doubling USB4 is Ready -- Now We Just Have to Wait for Devices - http://sylnt.us - Waiting-for-Godot,-again
[06:51:33] <chromas> Gol Godot
[07:46:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Near Collision Between ESA and SpaceX Satellite - http://sylnt.us
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[09:16:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Map of Broken Brain Networks Shows Why People Lose Speech in Language-Based Dementia - http://sylnt.us
[10:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4942
[10:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Collector Unearths Long-lost 8-bit Konami Games, Dumps Them for Emulation - http://sylnt.us - lost-in-space
[12:28:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Company Behind Foxit PDF Reader Announces Security Breach - http://sylnt.us - Oh-f&*it
[12:37:06] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:37:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4943
[12:38:03] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:05] * exec explicitly violates a container of ding dongs with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:16] <Bytram> Is the wicked Witch now dead?
[12:39:25] <chopchop1> thats a fact jack
[12:49:15] <Bytram> =g what is a "fact Jack"?
[12:49:15] <upstart> https://www.urbandictionary.com - fact Jack - Urban Dictionary
[12:49:23] <Bytram> =)
[14:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Reptile Species From Wales Named By Bristol Student - http://sylnt.us - almost-unpronouncable
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[14:17:01] <chopchop1> Reptiley Reptileface
[15:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[15:46:23] * exec crutchyly prepares a hashtable of bacteria for Bytram
[15:46:33] * TheMightyBuzzard returns in triumph from the lake
[15:55:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - American Oldest Artifacts Found in Idaho, Questions Land Bridge Theory - http://sylnt.us - Newest-Oldest
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[16:02:41] <GMDSS> 01hello
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[17:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Economics of Electric Vehicles Mean Oil's Days as a Transport Fuel are Numbered - http://sylnt.us - instead-of-batteries-just-use-a-very-long-extension-cord
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[19:05:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - We Can Tell Where a Whale has Travelled from the Themes in its Song - http://sylnt.us - accent-on-the-accent
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[20:33:35] <chromas> ~tell Sulla that report sounds a bit racis though
[20:38:01] <Sulla> Which one?
[20:38:08] <chromas> CAFR
[20:38:30] <chromas> sounds like kaffir
[20:47:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's 5-Core Lakefield Chip Appears in Database - http://sylnt.us - and-the-little-core-could-outcompute-a-90s-mainframe
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[22:06:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - “Everything as a Service” is Coming—but We're Not There Quite Yet - http://sylnt.us - resistance-is-futile
[22:19:11] <chromas> Coming-as-a-service
[22:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should start a services as a service company
[22:38:01] <chromas> Like Fiverr?
[22:40:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g fiverr
[22:40:47] <MrPlow> https://www.fiverr.com - "Fiverr is the world's largest freelance services marketplace for businesses to focus on growth & create a successful business at affordable costs."
[22:41:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well damn, someone beat me to it
[22:41:29] <chromas> =g fiverr pewdiepie
[22:41:29] <upstart> https://www.polygon.com - Fiverr is the Israeli company that PewDiePie used to promote anti ...
[22:41:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll just add another layer of meta and collect services for fiverr to sell then
[22:42:15] <chromas> Services-as-a-service as a service
[22:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> all these aaS companies and nobody has created bacon-as-a-service yet
[22:45:53] <chromas> What about public restrooms?
[22:46:09] <chromas> https://pressbuttonreceivebacon.files.wordpress.com
[22:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya. forgot about those.
[22:46:52] <chromas> We should sell bacon though
[22:47:00] <chromas> SoylentChews.org
[22:49:11] <chromas> megabites.sylnt.us
[22:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, now i want bacon. more than usual i mean.
[22:49:50] <Sulla> Sell email addresses
[22:51:46] <chromas> https://www.foaas.com
[22:51:47] <upstart> ^ 03Fuck Off As A Service
[22:54:42] <chromas> also https://cock.li
[22:54:44] <upstart> ^ 03Home — Cock.li E-mail Hosting
[22:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, if we added a foass button to comments we might cut down on butthurt downmodding
[23:00:23] <chromas> add it for next April 1
[23:00:30] <chromas> we can give fucks to comments
[23:00:49] <chromas> "(Score: 3, Inciteful; 12 fucks given)"
[23:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, it's not easy keeping myself from really wanting to do something like that.
[23:05:45] <chromas> Or how about shits?
[23:05:50] <chromas> Give a shit; take a shit
[23:06:04] <chromas> comments with lots of up and down votes can be shitstorms
[23:06:46] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[23:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time
[23:37:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ASUS Demos a Laptop With a Display Operating at 300 Hz - http://sylnt.us - now-I-can-die-quicker