#Soylent | Logs for 2019-07-27
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[00:15:41] <chromas> Blizzard doesn't let me send my unused $ balance to a friend, but at least they don't steal it like Microsoft
[00:16:02] <chromas> thieves--
[00:16:02] <Bender> karma - thieves: -1
[00:16:11] <chromas> je[banned]
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[00:56:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Floppy Disk Orphaned By Linux - http://sylnt.us - retro-things
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[01:20:29] <chromas> linux is waaay too big anyway
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[02:26:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm fucking off for the night. try and don't break the bot too much.
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[04:37:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Asteroid 2019 OK Flies by Earth on July 25 - http://sylnt.us - rock-throw
[05:17:35] <chromas> I thought it was 200 OK
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[05:55:39] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://phys.org
[05:55:41] <systemd-upstartd> Submitting "Physicists count sound particles with quantum microphone"...
[05:56:02] <systemd-upstartd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Physicists Count Sound Particles With Quantum Microphone" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:56:04] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://phys.org
[05:56:06] <systemd-upstartd> Submitting "New protein found in strongest spider web material"...
[05:56:28] <systemd-upstartd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "New Protein Found in Strongest Spider Web Material" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:56:36] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://phys.org
[05:56:38] <systemd-upstartd> Submitting "Like film editors and archaeologists, biochemists piece together genome history"...
[05:56:59] <systemd-upstartd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Like Film Editors and Archaeologists, Biochemists Piece Together Genome History" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:57:26] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://phys.org
[05:57:28] <systemd-upstartd> Submitting "Study suggests dark-colored wing feathers may help birds fly more efficiently"...
[05:57:50] <systemd-upstartd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Study Suggests Dark-colored Wing Feathers May Help Birds Fly More Efficiently" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:00:09] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://phys.org
[06:00:12] <systemd-upstartd> Submitting "Shaping light with a Smartlens"...
[06:00:33] <systemd-upstartd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Shaping Light With a Smartlens" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:01:13] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://phys.org
[06:01:15] <systemd-upstartd> Submitting "Four ways blockchain could make the internet safer, fairer and more creative"...
[06:01:37] <systemd-upstartd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Four Ways Blockchain Could Make the Internet Safer, Fairer and More Creative" (21 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:01:53] systemd-upstartd is now known as systemd-blockchaind
[06:03:31] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[06:03:33] <systemd-blockchaind> Submitting "Using the same tactics as ‘Big Tobacco,’ Juul may have intentionally targeted teens – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[06:03:54] <systemd-blockchaind> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Using the Same Tactics as ‘Big Tobacco,’ Juul May Have Intentionally Targeted Teens – TechCrunch" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:04:11] <chromas> from the Juul's-burn dept
[06:06:34] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[06:06:36] <systemd-blockchaind> Submitting "How Hong Kong’s Protestors Are Hindering (and Hijacking) the Tools of Surveillance"...
[06:06:58] <systemd-blockchaind> ✓ Sub-ccess! "How Hong Kong’s Protestors Are Hindering (and Hijacking) the Tools of Surveillance" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[06:09:14] <chromas> So long and thanks for all the subs
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[06:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It’s Official: US Government Approves T-Mobile/Sprint Merger - http://sylnt.us - M&A
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[09:16:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Five or More Hours of Smartphone Usage Per Day May Increase Obesity - http://sylnt.us - only-use-it-at-night
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[11:35:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Quantum Phenomenon Helps To Understand Fundamental Limits Of Graphene Electronics - http://sylnt.us - graphic-results
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[12:09:56] * FatPhil gags
[12:11:37] <FatPhil> person sitting only 1m away has the worst back acne I've seen, and his proportions tell me he's going to beat his g/f later tonight. #shrivelledballs
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[13:57:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Siri Records Fights, Doctor's Appointments, and Sex (and Contractors Hear It) - http://sylnt.us - I-heard-what-you-did-last-summer
[15:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[15:19:37] <MrPlow> 1576 East Main St, Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - Today: Foggy in the morning. 88/69F. Humidity 72%. Precip 1%. Wind ~2mph. Sun: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 89/69F. Humidity 65%. Precip 1%. Wind ~5mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 88/72F. Humidity 68%. Precip 29%. Wind ~6mph.
[15:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> FYI: the addresses are an annoying artifact of the geolocation api i'm using. i'll get rid of them eventually but for now just keep in mind that they're random.
[15:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> witness...
[15:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather lawrence, kansas
[15:21:23] <MrPlow> Downtown Lawrence, 643 Massachusetts St, Lawrence, KS 66044, USA - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 90/68F. Humidity 61%. Precip 1%. Wind ~7mph. Sun: Possible light rain overnight. 91/70F. Humidity 60.000004%. Precip 28%. Wind ~13mph. Mon: Possible light rain in the morning. 90/60F. Humidity 65%. Precip 64%. Wind ~8mph.
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[16:18:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hot Weather Cuts French, German Nuclear Power Output - http://sylnt.us - sous-vide-rivers
[16:18:06] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[16:18:08] <systemd-blockchaind> Submitting "Google will give 100,000 Home Minis to people with paralysis"...
[16:18:30] <systemd-blockchaind> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Google Will Give 100,000 Home Minis to People With Paralysis" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[16:19:59] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[16:20:00] <systemd-blockchaind> Submitting "Kickstarter game teaches players how to identify fake news"...
[16:20:22] <systemd-blockchaind> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Kickstarter Game Teaches Players How to Identify Fake News" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:20:32] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[16:20:34] <systemd-blockchaind> Submitting "IRS reminds 10,000 taxpayers that cryptocurrency is subject to taxes"...
[16:20:56] <systemd-blockchaind> ✓ Sub-ccess! "IRS Reminds 10,000 Taxpayers That Cryptocurrency is Subject to Taxes" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[16:24:23] <AzumaHazuki> #weather Pittsburgh, PA
[16:24:24] <MrPlow> Civic Arena, Logan St, Pittsburgh, PA 15282, USA - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 87/68F. Humidity 63%. Precip 3%. Wind ~4mph. Sun: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 86/70F. Humidity 63%. Precip 14%. Wind ~6mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 86/69F. Humidity 65%. Precip 14%. Wind ~6mph.
[16:24:34] <AzumaHazuki> bleh
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[17:34:18] <RandomFactor> Philosophical question - Is it bad to attempt to induce nightmares in soylentils? "Not touched on is what we are all thinking - that the dead tree is in control, slowly and inexorably spreading as the other trees scream in terrified tree speak, a leaf rustle here, a scrape of bark there, crying out for our help in their desperation...but we cannot hear them."
[17:53:02] <Runaway1956> Soylentils don't have enough imagination to have nightmares -
[17:53:25] <Runaway1956> we are the nightmares in imaginative people's dreams
[17:53:50] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[18:17:06] <RandomFactor> I'm assuming you were up all night, crazy person.
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[18:45:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Immune Therapy Takes A 'BiTE' Out Of Brain Cancer - http://sylnt.us - homing-in-on-a-cure
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[20:14:01] <Deucalion> Amazon marketplace sellers are an endless source of amusement.... very recently bought a backpack style laptop bag for lugging crap around for work as the old one is giving up... now all I get is feedback prompts Subject: "Have you enjoy a happy time with your bag?" ..... weeeellllll... not sure how to answer that... I don't think it's pregnant yet ://
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[20:24:43] <RandomFactor> !quote
[20:24:43] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[20:25:06] <RandomFactor> !quote bag
[20:25:06] <Bender> Quote 281 - <crutchy> my bag goes to the girls bathroom
[20:25:10] <Bender> Also in quotes: 391, 662, 872
[20:25:20] <RandomFactor> !quote 391
[20:25:20] <Bender> Quote 391 - <TheMightyBuzzard> too late now, you're forever mr funbags
[20:25:29] <RandomFactor> !quote 662
[20:25:29] <Bender> Quote 662 - <chromas> He just eats it straight outta da bag
[20:25:38] <RandomFactor> !quote 872
[20:25:38] <Bender> Quote 872 - <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the kind of thing would make me want to take a shit in a zip lock bag and mail it to them.
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[21:05:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cosmic Ray Update: New Results From the Moon - http://sylnt.us - cosmic-encounters
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[21:30:27] <FatPhil> ~weather
[21:30:29] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[21:30:35] <FatPhil> ~weather Tallinn
[21:30:37] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[21:31:22] <FatPhil> ~weather 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
[21:31:24] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[21:32:26] <Bytram> #weather miami
[21:32:27] <MrPlow> 8 North Miami Ave, Miami, FL 33128, USA - Today: Possible light rain in the evening. 89/79F. Humidity 78%. Precip 55%. Wind ~4mph. Sun: Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day. 90/78F. Humidity 74%. Precip 38%. Wind ~5mph. Mon: Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day. 90/78F. Humidity 75%. Precip 26%. Wind ~6mph.
[21:32:35] <Bytram> #weather atlanta
[21:32:36] <MrPlow> Atlanta City Hall, 55 Trinity Ave SW, Atlanta, GA 30303, USA - Today: Foggy in the evening. 87/71F. Humidity 57%. Precip 6%. Wind ~3mph. Sun: Mostly cloudy throughout the day. 87/71F. Humidity 52.999996%. Precip 10%. Wind ~2mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 86/71F. Humidity 58%. Precip 19%. Wind ~2mph.
[21:32:41] <Bytram> #weather baltimore
[21:32:42] <MrPlow> Baltimore City Hall, 100 North Holliday St, Baltimore, MD 21202, USA - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 90/73F. Humidity 57%. Precip 4%. Wind ~4mph. Sun: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 94/74F. Humidity 52%. Precip 9%. Wind ~6mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 93/76F. Humidity 55%. Precip 12%. Wind ~6mph.
[21:32:49] <Bytram> #weather new york
[21:32:51] <MrPlow> New York City Hall, 260 Broadway, New York, NY 10000, USA - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 84/73F. Humidity 64%. Precip 6%. Wind ~5mph. Sun: Clear throughout the day. 92/75F. Humidity 55%. Precip 11%. Wind ~8mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 92/76F. Humidity 57%. Precip 26%. Wind ~7mph.
[21:32:56] <Bytram> #weather boston
[21:32:57] <MrPlow> Boston City Hall, 1 Congress St, Boston, MA 02201, USA - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 82/66F. Humidity 64%. Precip 7%. Wind ~5mph. Sun: Clear throughout the day. 90/72F. Humidity 60.000004%. Precip 15.000001%. Wind ~7mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 89/72F. Humidity 64%. Precip 23%. Wind ~6mph.
[21:33:17] <Bytram> #weather presque
[21:33:18] <MrPlow> Could not get weather for presque
[21:33:21] <Bytram> #weather presque isle
[21:33:22] <MrPlow> 110 State St, Presque Isle, ME 04769, USA - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 87/58F. Humidity 65%. Precip 2%. Wind ~5mph. Sun: Possible light rain in the evening. 81/64F. Humidity 74%. Precip 44%. Wind ~8mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 83/62F. Humidity 78%. Precip 16%. Wind ~5mph.
[21:33:46] <fyngyrz> #weather 59230
[21:33:47] <MrPlow> 877 Route de Roubaix, 59230 Saint-Amand-les-Eaux, France - Today: Light rain throughout the day. 68/60F. Humidity 92%. Precip 98%. Wind ~8mph. Sun: Possible drizzle in the morning. 75/52F. Humidity 78%. Precip 75%. Wind ~11mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 81/59F. Humidity 63%. Precip 1%. Wind ~6mph.
[21:33:49] <Bytram> some of those humidity percentages are... interesting.
[21:33:59] <fyngyrz> lol no
[21:34:23] <fyngyrz> #weather glasgow, mt
[21:34:24] <MrPlow> 6th St North, Glasgow, MT 59230, USA - Today: Possible drizzle in the morning. 94/60F. Humidity 40%. Precip 52%. Wind ~10mph. Sun: Clear throughout the day. 81/53F. Humidity 40%. Precip 5%. Wind ~13mph. Mon: Clear throughout the day. 84/61F. Humidity 46%. Precip 3%. Wind ~9mph.
[21:34:38] <Bytram> #weather death valley
[21:34:39] <MrPlow> Death Valley, Tumpisa Loop, Indian Village, CA CA 92328, USA - Today: Clear throughout the day. 116/87F. Humidity 17%. Precip 1%. Wind ~3mph. Sun: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 114/85F. Humidity 16%. Precip 3%. Wind ~4mph. Mon: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 114/82F. Humidity 13%. Precip 1%. Wind ~5mph.
[21:34:51] <Bytram> #weather kuwait
[21:34:52] <MrPlow> الكويت, Atraf Road, Kuwait - Today: Clear throughout the day. 114/84F. Humidity 14%. Precip 0%. Wind ~5mph. Mon: Clear throughout the day. 115/89F. Humidity 15.000001%. Precip 0%. Wind ~5mph. Tue: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 118/91F. Humidity 13%. Precip 0%. Wind ~7mph.
[21:35:15] <FatPhil> #weather Tallinn
[21:35:16] <MrPlow> Kesklinn, Tallinn, Estonia - Today: Clear throughout the day. 86/63F. Humidity 60.000004%. Precip 2%. Wind ~5mph. Mon: Clear throughout the day. 73/59F. Humidity 54.000004%. Precip 2%. Wind ~7mph. Tue: Clear throughout the day. 63/55F. Humidity 57%. Precip 12%. Wind ~11mph.
[21:35:40] <Bytram> what IS it with those humidity numbers?
[21:35:41] <FatPhil> oooh - I have an interesting humidity!
[21:35:53] <Bytram> !grab FatPhil
[21:35:53] <Bender> Added quote 905
[21:35:55] <Bytram> =)
[21:36:32] <Bytram> !quote 900
[21:36:32] <Bender> Quote 900 - <RandomFactor> so if Korean pop is called kpop what is Korean rap called?
[21:36:39] <Bytram> !quote 901
[21:36:39] <Bender> Quote 901 - <boru> Shite.
[21:36:45] <Bytram> lol
[21:37:34] * Bytram has a rare weekend day off and, having had a nice nap, is procrastinating on getting ready to go out for the evening.
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[21:38:42] * FatPhil is finally back home after 3 days at a beer festival where almost every beer was free!
[21:39:56] <Bytram> that could make for an interesting crowd
[21:40:05] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nature.com
[21:40:07] <systemd-blockchaind> ^ 03Single cell analysis of human foetal liver captures the transcriptional profile of hepatobiliary hybrid progenitors
[21:41:45] <FatPhil> free for me & g/f, not for everyone
[21:42:28] <Bytram> oh. k.
[21:42:50] <Bytram> btw, *just* saw this strangely appropriate story mentioned in the subs queue:
[21:42:51] <Bytram> https://www.kcl.ac.uk
[21:42:52] <systemd-blockchaind> ^ 03Liver transplants could be redundant with discovery of new liver cell…
[21:44:08] <Bytram> well, enough postponing the inevitable; time to get going.
[21:44:15] <Bytram> laters
[21:44:18] <Bytram> afk
[22:37:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - National Australia Bank (NAB) Admits 13K Customers' Data Uploaded to Data Service - http://sylnt.us - Privacy-is-like-virginity-once-you-lose-it-it's-gone
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