#Soylent | Logs for 2019-07-26
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[00:06:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This is One Way Toyota Plans to Shuttle People Around During the 2020 Olympics – - http://sylnt.us - Round-round-get-around,-I-get-around
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[01:47:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Launches First Private Rocket Capable of Carrying Satellites - http://sylnt.us
[01:54:02] <SoyCow7939> Thanks Bytram!
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[03:18:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Georgia Tech's Ant-Sized Micro-Robots Move Through Vibration - http://sylnt.us - flea-power
[04:45:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moon Bricks Could Keep the Lights On and the Heat Up in Lunar Colonies - http://sylnt.us - pizza-ovens
[06:17:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbus A350 Software Bug Forces Airlines to Turn Planes Off and On Every 149 Hours - http://sylnt.us - have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-back-on-again?
[07:47:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stock Trading Firm Robinhood Stored User Passwords in Plaintext - http://sylnt.us - abundance-of-caution
[07:48:33] <chromas> oh noes! The Russians have competition: https://www.washingtonpost.com
[07:48:34] <systemd-upstartd> ^ 03Why crafty Internet trolls in the Philippines may be coming to a website near you ( https://www.washingtonpost.com )
[09:28:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How US National Security Agencies Hold the Internet Hostage - http://sylnt.us - bureaucratic-sluggishness
[10:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:15:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4874
[10:56:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Self-Driving Startup AutoX Expands Beyond Deliveries and Sets its Sights on Europe - http://sylnt.us - johnny-cab
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[11:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, bot's fixed as far as i can tell
[11:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather hell
[11:40:54] <MrPlow> los angeles, california - fri jul 26: clear throughout the day. high 86.8f. low 68.92f. humidity 0.52%. precipitation chance 0.01%. winds to 4.76mph. sat jul 27: partly cloudy throughout the day. high 87.27f. low 67.68f. humidity 0.54%. precipitation chance 0.01%. winds to 4.8mph. sun jul 28: partly cloudy throughout the day. high 86.11f. low 65.94f. humidity 0.56%. precipitation chance 0.01%. winds to 4.82mph.
[11:41:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather asdf
[11:41:03] <MrPlow> asdf - Fri Jul 26: Light rain and humid throughout the day. High 83.1F. Low 79.21F. Humidity 0.9%. Precipitation chance 0.98%. Winds to 8.14mph. Sat Jul 27: Light rain and humid throughout the day. High 87.21F. Low 77.05F. Humidity 0.86%. Precipitation chance 0.96%. Winds to 13.07mph. Sun Jul 28: Possible light rain until afternoon, starting again overnight. High 89.43F. Low 76.71F. Humidity 0.84%. Precipitation chance 0.72%. Winds to 14.15mph.
[11:41:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[11:41:21] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather los buttcrack, ca
[11:41:35] <MrPlow> los buttcrack, ca - Fri Jul 26: Partly cloudy throughout the day. High 98.04F. Low 69.08F. Humidity 0.32%. Precipitation chance 0.19%. Winds to 5.4mph. Sat Jul 27: Partly cloudy throughout the day. High 104.05F. Low 70.65F. Humidity 0.23%. Precipitation chance 0.03%. Winds to 3.83mph. Sun Jul 28: Partly cloudy throughout the day. High 106.48F. Low 69.86F. Humidity 0.17%. Precipitation chance 0.01%. Winds to 5.2mph.
[11:41:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> interestin
[11:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess ima hafta start finding out what the geocoding result reverses back to
[11:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> but not right now
[12:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:02:42] <MrPlow> Humboldt, TN - Fri Jul 26: Partly cloudy throughout the day. High 88.36F. Low 67.45F. Humidity 0.7%. Precipitation chance 0.01%. Winds to 2.87mph. Sat Jul 27: Partly cloudy throughout the day. High 89.23F. Low 69.46F. Humidity 0.64%. Precipitation chance 0.01%. Winds to 3.9mph. Sun Jul 28: Partly cloudy throughout the day. High 89.36F. Low 69.3F. Humidity 0.63%. Precipitation chance 0.01%. Winds to 4.79mph.
[12:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet. no rain for the next couple days.
[12:10:36] <pinchy> #weather jiggaboo,SD
[12:10:49] <MrPlow> jiggaboo,SD - Fri Jul 26: Clear throughout the day. High 108.12F. Low 83.82F. Humidity 0.18%. Precipitation chance 0%. Winds to 5.09mph. Sat Jul 27: Clear throughout the day. High 109.14F. Low 85.04F. Humidity 0.17%. Precipitation chance 0%. Winds to 4.3mph. Sun Jul 28: Mostly cloudy throughout the day. High 105.91F. Low 81.88F. Humidity 0.25%. Precipitation chance 0.01%. Winds to 8.7mph.
[12:27:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Records Tumble as Europe Swelters in Heatwave and the Forecast Isn't Any Better - http://sylnt.us - mercurial-weather-conditions
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[12:39:43] <Bytram_> Hi guys! Have a very busy day ahead. Am hoping I might be able to push out a couple stories later when on a break, if I can manage it with my phone.
[12:39:47] <Bytram_> really gtg
[12:39:56] <Bytram_> have a great day everyone!
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[13:24:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:24:09] <MrPlow> 1576 East Main St, Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 88/67F. Humidity 71%. Precip 2%. Wind ~2mph. Sat: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 89/69F. Humidity 64%. Precip 1%. Wind ~3mph. Sun: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 89/69F. Humidity 63%. Precip 1%. Wind ~4mph.
[13:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather crutchy
[13:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, broke it again i guess
[13:24:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather hell
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[13:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather hell
[13:26:04] <MrPlow> Los Angeles City Hall, 200 North Spring St, Los Angeles, CA 90012, USA - Today: Clear throughout the day. 88/69F. Humidity 50%. Precip 2%. Wind ~4mph. Sat: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 88/68F. Humidity 52%. Precip 1%. Wind ~4mph. Sun: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 86/65F. Humidity 56%. Precip 1%. Wind ~4mph.
[13:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather FatPhil
[13:26:18] <MrPlow> Town Hall Square, Raekoja plats, 10146 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 78/67F. Humidity 73%. Precip 3%. Wind ~9mph. Sat: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 83/66F. Humidity 65%. Precip 3%. Wind ~7mph. Sun: Clear throughout the day. 85/65F. Humidity 61%. Precip 4%. Wind ~4mph.
[13:26:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
[13:26:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> figures crutchy would break it if anyone would
[13:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather america's bellend
[13:28:57] <MrPlow> 8 North Miami Ave, Miami, FL 33128, USA - Today: Possible light rain in the evening and overnight. 90/78F. Humidity 75%. Precip 50%. Wind ~3mph. Sat: Humid and mostly cloudy throughout the day. 90/79F. Humidity 73%. Precip 35%. Wind ~6mph. Sun: Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day. 90/78F. Humidity 75%. Precip 33%. Wind ~6mph.
[13:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather melbourne
[13:29:59] <MrPlow> 260 Elizabeth St, Melbourne City VIC 3000, Australia - Today: Light rain until evening. 55/46F. Humidity 83%. Precip 86%. Wind ~11mph. Sat: Mostly cloudy throughout the day. 58/42F. Humidity 83%. Precip 31%. Wind ~4mph. Sun: Possible light rain in the morning and overnight. 57/45F. Humidity 73%. Precip 24%. Wind ~4mph.
[13:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather melbourne, australia
[13:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm, it's oz that breaks things
[13:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather melbourne
[13:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
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[13:31:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll figure that out tomorrow.
[13:47:09] <inz> Tomorrow is a good day to figure things out
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[13:56:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Powering the Brains of Tomorrow’s Intelligent Machines - http://sylnt.us - a-flop-by-any-other-name...
[14:05:35] <Runaway1956> I always thought it was the nubile young virgin who was thrown into the volcano.
[14:05:58] <Runaway1956> https://www.iheart.com
[14:05:59] <systemd-upstartd> ^ 03Newlywed's Honeymoon Cut Short After Husband Falls Into Dormant Volcano
[14:06:27] <Runaway1956> Upstart has been subverted by systemd?
[14:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nubile young virgins are fun to look at but middle-aged sluts are a lot more fun to do anything with.
[14:07:19] <Runaway1956> Ahhh, so in your jungle, it's the middle aged sluts who get tossed into the volacano. Got it.
[14:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, we still throw the virgins in. we just throw the male ones in instead.
[14:08:20] <Runaway1956> Like this couple from Indiana - she kept him virgin until she could throw him down.
[14:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense. guys are shit in bed for a while after they first get some.
[14:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only ones with a logical reason for wanting to nail a virgin of either sex are either virgins themselves or shit in bed for some other reason.
[14:13:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i could never be a pedo. i like women who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch from thirty yards away.
[14:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that takes practice
[14:13:40] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[14:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hookers++
[14:14:07] <Bender> karma - hookers: 1
[14:24:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://techraptor.net
[14:24:58] <systemd-upstartd> ^ 03Booty Farm Hentai Hot Sauce Challenge Adds Game's First Minigame
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[15:38:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - France Pursuing Space Weapons to Protect Satellites - http://sylnt.us - what-collateral-damage?
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[17:06:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Launches CRS-18 Using Twice-Flown Booster, Starhopper Finally Flies - http://sylnt.us - Elon-wishes-to-be-called-StarLord
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[18:45:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - N Korea's Kim Says New Missile Launch Was Warning To South Korea - http://sylnt.us - rattling-sabres
[19:17:51] <AzumaHazuki> i thought the God-Emperor solved north korea though? :V
[19:54:56] * Teckla wants to know who dropped the ball and let N. Korea get nukes in the first place.
[19:57:57] <boru> I wonder the same thing about the rest of the nuclear powers.
[20:17:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Dinosaur Bone Uncovered in France - http://sylnt.us - twelve-foot-turkeys
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[21:45:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ransomware Hits Johannesburg Electricity Supply - http://sylnt.us - lights-out
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[23:25:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Targeted All 50 States in 2016 Election Hacking Campaign, Senate Report Confirms - http://sylnt.us - just-looking?