#Soylent | Logs for 2019-06-27
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[00:46:39] * Deucalion smacks chromas around with an oversized dolphin.... just letting off steam, nothing personal.
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[00:54:20] <chromas> That's pretty good. I don't have a place to store a personal dolphin.
[00:58:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DisplayPort 2.0 Announced, Triples Bandwidth to ~77.4 Gbps for 8K Displays - http://sylnt.us
[00:59:00] <Deucalion> I don't think anyone does unless the dolphin has sadly expired and has been subject to taxidermy. Clever buggers stayed in the seas and look at our machinations as idiots on land. In a parallel dolphin universe they are not slinging humans around in their IRC chats. They probably pity us but wish we'd do something to stop their seas getting warmer :D
[01:00:25] <chromas> Maybe in the parallel dolphin universe, they pollute our land. It's too dry to use anyhow
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[01:43:45] <chromas> https://slate.com
[01:43:46] <upstart> ^ 03Is Too Much Data Ruining Baseball?
[01:43:52] <chromas> I'd've thought it was the boringness
[01:48:04] <chromas> https://www.cnet.com
[01:48:05] <upstart> ^ 03Myst is coming to the big screen
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[02:16:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Reportedly Collected US Call Data Without Authorization… Again - http://sylnt.us - you-logged-me-at-hello
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[03:41:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Men's Fertility Irreversibly Damaged by Age of 18 Thanks to Western Junk Food Diet, Study Finds - http://sylnt.us - junk-shot
[05:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Internal Memo Addresses AMD's Zen Success - http://sylnt.us - why-we-fight
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[05:33:13] <Sulla> Salutations my friends
[05:33:23] <Sulla> Whiskey++
[05:33:23] <Bender> karma - whiskey: 22
[05:33:41] <Sulla> People keep leaving half bottles of whiskey and scotch in these rental cars
[05:51:14] <chromas> they're donations
[06:25:44] <Sulla> I appreciate it
[06:26:04] <Sulla> I hate being tipped when I give someone a ride to the airport as I'm already being paid
[06:26:16] <Sulla> But free booze and beer is always appreciated
[06:37:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Milk: Best Drink to Reduce Burn from Chili Peppers - http://sylnt.us - how-much-cheese-is-too-much-cheese?
[06:40:09] <FatPhil> Trump's climate denialism = Imperialist madmen's cult (anagram)
[07:33:11] <chromas> Is there an analgram?
[07:57:46] <FatPhil> shove scrabble letters up your bum, then fart?
[08:18:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Restoring Missing Gut Bacteria a Potential Cure for Food Allergies - http://sylnt.us - gluten-free-bacteria
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[08:37:34] <FatPhil> OK, I put letters from 6 scrabble boxes up my rear, and just farted out this: https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net
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[09:24:39] <FatPhil> so that was your end, not mine
[09:24:53] <FatPhil> the office lost inet connectivity earlier, so I'm edgy
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[09:47:17] <chromas> "burrrp," said the little server
[09:47:51] <chromas> I heard there was downage scheduled for linode
[09:50:00] <chromas> Yep. Secret backlog confirms it
[09:56:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Says It Plans to Turn Seattle into 'Key Engineering Hub' with 2,000 New Workers - https://soylentnews.org - what's-wrong-with-the-east-coast?
[10:05:21] <FatPhil> House performing Trump's new campaign song: https://www.youtube.com
[10:15:16] <FatPhil> jeez, I just got served this ad: http://www.climatemps.com
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[11:17:42] <chromas> What year is it?
[11:26:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Europe Accepts the Inevitability of Reusable Rockets - https://soylentnews.org - reverse-thrust
[12:23:23] <FatPhil> It's 1913, isn't it? We're gonna get a great war, a really great war, the best, next year.
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[13:05:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tiny Flying Insect Robot Has Four Wings and Weighs Under a Gram - https://soylentnews.org - pull-the-shades-and-turn-off-all-your-lights
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[14:47:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fatal Blood Transfusion at University of Texas MD Anderson Sparks Federal Investigation - https://soylentnews.org - trust-but-verify
[14:51:08] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:51:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4825
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[16:25:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - E-Bikes Encounter Rocky Road to Approval Despite Popularity - https://soylentnews.org - Zooom!-Splat!
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[19:04:43] <FatPhil> remember, kids - Alabama's bad for your health: https://nypost.com
[19:04:44] <upstart> ^ 03Alabama woman indicted for manslaughter after miscarrying when shot
[19:07:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linode Reboot Schedule for our Servers - https://soylentnews.org - forewarned-is-forearmed
[19:07:39] <FatPhil> nah, that wasn't a shitpost, but the next one will be - see you over there...
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[20:04:42] <Sulla> Chat.soylentnews.org is down?
[20:12:16] <chromas> Must be. I'm getting nuthin' here
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[20:45:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unique Cardiac Signature Detectable at 200 Meters - https://soylentnews.org - gentlemen,-this-computer-has-an-auditory-sensor
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[21:23:12] <Bytram> !uid
[21:23:12] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 8201, owned by Yajedove
[21:26:53] <Sulla> Boredom--
[21:26:53] <Bender> karma - boredom: -2
[21:31:16] <Bytram> cmn32480: When you get a chance... looks like exec did not survive our recent server / comms issues. Could you please restart your bot?
[21:55:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2nd Florida City Pays Hackers, as 3rd City Faces Breach - https://soylentnews.org - Pay-for-backups-or-for-Danegeld
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[22:36:21] <FatPhil> has idlerpg died too?
[22:41:35] <Bytram> FatPhil: no idea... never played it. Sorry!
[22:44:01] <Bytram> btw, do you have any idea how to restart our wiki (https://wiki.soylentnews.org) or our on-line access to IRC (https://chat.soylentnews.org)
[22:46:18] <Bytram> ruh roh. Looks like we lost our on-line access to IRC logs? ( https://logs.sylnt.us )
[22:58:34] <Sulla> Then how will aristarchus dig for perceived bias?!?!
[22:58:34] <Sulla> Won't someone think of the children?!
[23:02:29] <Bytram> methinks aristarchus, at a claimed 2400+ years) is a bit too old to be considered a child.
[23:02:50] <Bytram> s/, / \(/
[23:03:00] <Bytram> oh, right no exec. :P
[23:07:37] <Sulla> Well, as time is eternal are we all but children of the ages?
[23:13:28] <Bytram> I have read theories that suggest that time is just an emergent property of space and gravity; that before there was any 'thing', there was no time. IOW, before the Big Bang, there was nothing and notime.
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[23:17:45] <Sulla> Seems legit
[23:19:14] <Bytram> otoh, if time travel were possible, we would then have the concept of "somewhen" (I so wish I was smart enough to have come up with that neologism!)
[23:24:15] <Sulla> Not drunk enough to consider it
[23:25:03] <Bytram> being drunk would likely make somewhen well neigh inconsiderable! =)
[23:25:55] <Bytram> time to fix up something to eat. back in a bit
[23:27:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient Intervention Could Boost Dwindling Water Reserves in Coastal Peru - https://soylentnews.org - going-underground