#Soylent | Logs for 2019-06-10
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[00:24:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Older Forests Resist Change - http://sylnt.us - conservative-old-growth
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[02:08:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anthropocene Angst and Godzilla's Growth - http://sylnt.us - ohhhhh-nooooo!
[03:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cryptocurrency Wallet GateHub Hacked, Nearly $10 Million Stolen - http://sylnt.us - poof-and-they're-gone
[04:12:34] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Thanks for the vote of confidence! Got back from an outing, laid down for a nap... and slept 7 hours.
[04:20:13] <chromas> new Bonerlands 2 DLC
[04:28:00] <Bytram> chromas: o/
[04:33:44] <chromas> Bytram: \o
[04:33:49] * chromas checks for alignment
[04:34:17] <chromas> looks like I missed by two characters
[04:34:19] * Bytram had the alignment done on his car just last week
[04:34:39] <Bytram> use a fixed-width font?
[04:35:13] <chromas> Just switched it on; that's how I discovered the miss
[04:35:34] <Bytram> nod nod
[04:35:40] * chromas switches it back off
[04:35:45] <chromas> monospace--
[04:35:45] <Bender> karma - monospace: -3
[04:36:36] <Bytram> as much as I like the effect, at times, my screen is just not quite wide enough to display all the info I would like on a single line unless I use proportional fonts
[04:37:11] <chromas> They're nicer anyway
[04:38:01] <chromas> even my text editor's using a proportional font :D
[04:38:02] <Bytram> 'cept that even in a proportional font, numbers should be all of the same width so they line up when printed in tables
[04:38:09] <Bytram> ugh
[04:38:28] <Bytram> I think I use lucida console for my editor font
[04:38:32] <Bytram> https://www.nytimes.com
[04:38:35] <upstart> ^ 03Opinion
[04:39:00] <Bytram> Why Is America So Far Behind Europe on Digital Privacy?
[04:39:00] <Bytram> Legislators should seize the moment to pass meaningful protections for the digital age.
[04:39:05] <chromas> Misplaced pipe strikes again
[04:39:14] <Bytram> Huh?
[04:39:26] <chromas> it's the reason the title was truncated by the bot
[04:39:37] <Bytram> oh, in that case...
[04:39:39] <chromas> Are we really that far behind? Maybe we don't have the laws, but it's not like anyone's observing them
[04:39:42] <Bytram> =blame
[04:39:42] * upstart points at Bytram
[04:39:50] <chromas> =blame nyt
[04:39:50] * upstart points at Bytram
[04:39:56] <chromas> from the frown dept
[04:40:22] * chromas plays diablo 3 while waiting on bl2 dlc
[04:40:34] <Bytram> hmmm parameterize your blame macro, default to me, but let others in on the fun?
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[04:44:33] <chromas> I thought I did. oh well
[04:45:17] <chromas> maybe I didn't so it'd be juts like exec's implementation
[04:47:38] <Bytram> no worries
[04:49:13] * Bytram notices he was looking at the wrong week of his schedule... has the late shift on Monday so can sleep in (or do the site's certs)
[04:50:22] <Bytram> biab
[04:50:25] <Bytram> afk
[04:50:40] <chromas> do the certs in your sleep
[05:03:00] <Bytram> that sounds like an anti-plan
[05:27:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New RCE Vulnerability Impacts Nearly Half of the Internet's Email Servers - http://sylnt.us - no-surprises
[05:33:53] <Bytram> speaking of sleep... I should probably go back to bed and see if I can get back to it
[05:34:23] <Bytram> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[05:34:31] <upstart> Submitting "Opinion"...
[05:34:53] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Opinion" -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:38:02] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencemag.org
[05:38:04] <upstart> Submitting "In milestone trial, experimental drug delays type 1 diabetes"...
[05:38:26] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "In Milestone Trial, Experimental Drug Delays Type 1 Diabetes" -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:50:56] <Bytram> okay, this time for sure!
[05:51:04] * Bytram shuffles off back to bed
[06:55:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - To Evade Pre-Prohibition Drinking Laws, New Yorkers Created the World's Worst Sandwich - http://sylnt.us - life-finds-a-way
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[08:38:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Qualcomm Invests in RISC-V Startup SiFive - http://sylnt.us - risc-y-business
[09:26:39] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.theguardian.com
[09:26:39] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[09:27:05] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:44:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://techcrunch.com
[09:44:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[09:45:18] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:48:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://thenextweb.com
[09:48:43] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[09:49:09] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:50:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.dartmouth.edu
[09:50:26] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[09:50:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> =submit https://www.dartmouth.edu
[09:50:41] <upstart> Submitting "Somebody’s Watching You: The Surveillance of Self-Driving Cars"...
[09:51:03] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Somebody’s Watching You: The Surveillance of Self-Driving Cars" -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:52:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit Nearly 50 years after a human first set foot on the moon, maybe it's time for a new challenge in space. How about finding out — in our lifetimes — if there's life on planets orbiting our nearest star neighbors?
[09:52:05] <MrPlow> #submit <url> or #submit <url> <what you have to say about it>
[09:52:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> what
[09:52:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> who fucked with my clipboard.
[09:52:33] * AndyTheAbsurd knows it was CNet, fuck you CNet.
[09:52:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.cnet.com
[09:52:52] <chromas> I bet that was your password
[09:52:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[09:53:20] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:53:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> My password is my pet parrot's name.
[09:53:43] <chromas> That's a really, really long name for a parrot
[09:53:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Her name is FYTg7w4fNKvS7DyUHUZXtaYtvFLjolyjU0MEAB7R5YXoPXmCPFTgQWyqLsc8ItV and I change it every 30 days.
[09:54:13] <chromas> You change the name or the parrot?
[09:54:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...I'll let you pick. :)
[09:55:24] <chromas> Well, I read in the news that Microsoft says you can keep parroting longer than thirty days now
[10:07:48] <FatPhil> I'd rather penguin than parrot
[10:16:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Huawei Blacklisting Predicted to Cause DRAM Prices to Drop 15% - http://sylnt.us - good-news
[10:18:33] <Runaway1956> Oooops, I just stepped on andytheabsurd toes I think
[10:18:46] <Runaway1956> I didn't look at submissions queue before submitting
[10:19:17] <Runaway1956> Anyway - there is an AC submission, andy's sub, and my sub that should be viewed collectively
[10:23:30] <chromas> sounds like work
[10:23:38] <chromas> I'll just reject them all ;)
[10:24:00] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[10:24:56] <chromas> or how about this. all three subs separate
[10:25:03] <chromas> We'll call it a trilogy
[10:25:21] * chromas gets disney on board
[10:25:48] <Runaway1956> NYT relieves my mind, demonstrating that facial recognition makes me safer!
[10:25:57] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.nytimes.com
[10:25:57] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[10:26:07] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.nytimes.com
[10:26:10] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[10:26:27] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[10:26:30] <upstart> Submitting "Opinion"...
[10:26:51] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Opinion" -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:27:00] * Runaway1956 tosses upstart a good doggie bone
[10:27:32] <chromas> MrPlow needs more regex
[10:27:51] <Runaway1956> Won't that make him sterile?
[10:27:51] <chromas> They have the og:description tag
[10:30:11] <chromas> So Dublin Core, Twitter, Facebook/OpenGraph each have their own set of metafata standards for web pages, plus the regular ones
[10:30:51] <chromas> We need moar standards
[10:31:27] <chromas> and no, regex puts hair on your balls
[10:31:43] * chromas rubs his hairy eyes
[10:32:56] <chromas> ooh, and I even saw bt.body just yesterday. It had the entire article inside a meta tag
[10:49:21] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.reuters.com
[10:49:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:49:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:50:35] <Runaway1956> You done great Chromas - hairy balls and all
[10:52:17] * chromas makes a mess of the three subs
[10:52:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> =g xkcd standards
[10:52:55] <upstart> https://xkcd.com - Standards - xkcd
[10:54:32] * Runaway1956 wishes he lived somewhere the town woke up before sunrise
[10:55:20] <Runaway1956> don't feel like cooking, the only food available is blahhh convenience trash at this hour
[10:57:57] <chromas> Any grocery stores open? You could buy a frozen pizza and sprinkle extra junk on it
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[11:31:03] <AnonymousLuser> #submit https://www.zdnet.com
[11:31:03] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[11:31:08] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.zdnet.com
[11:31:11] <upstart> Submitting "For two hours, a large chunk of European mobile traffic was rerouted through China"...
[11:31:34] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "For Two Hours, a Large Chunk of European Mobile Traffic Was Rerouted Through China" -> https://soylentnews.org
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[11:55:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Clever Cryptography Behind Apple’s “Find My” Feature - http://sylnt.us - we'll-see
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[12:01:29] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:01:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4803
[13:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Does MacOS Catalina Use Zsh Instead of Bash? - http://sylnt.us - fine-print
[14:16:52] <Bytram> time to get ready to head to work; have a great day everyone!
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[15:18:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cryptocurrency News - A Round-Up of Submissions - http://sylnt.us - stuff-it-under-the-mattress
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[16:46:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CERN’s LHCb Experiment Reports Observation of Exotic Pentaquark Particles - http://sylnt.us - if-it-quarks-like-a-duck...
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[17:09:12] <AnonymousLuser> =submit http://www.insidehighered.com
[17:09:14] <upstart> Submitting "Senator offers legislation to respond to admissions scandal"...
[17:09:36] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Senator Offers Legislation to Respond to Admissions Scandal" -> https://soylentnews.org
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[18:05:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Clamps Down Further on Undesireable Speech - http://sylnt.us
[19:36:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bakery Wins Defamation Case Against Oberlin College - http://sylnt.us - pie-in-the-face
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[21:00:12] <FatPhil> #submit https://wattsupwiththat.com
[21:00:12] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:00:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:07:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of Browsers - http://sylnt.us - lynx++
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[22:16:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.nbcnewyork.com
[22:16:44] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[22:17:10] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[22:39:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Announces New Xbox Console and xCloud Streaming Game Service - http://sylnt.us - will-it-run-linux?
[23:32:35] * Teckla wonders how many people will sign up for streaming game services and end up maxing out their monthly data cap in a few days.
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