#Soylent | Logs for 2019-05-21
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[00:48:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earliest Evidence of the Cooking and Eating of Starch - http://sylnt.us - did-you-want-fries-with-that?
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[02:26:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Ant Bridge'-Inspired Nanoparticle Assembly Fixes Broken Electrical Circuits - http://sylnt.us
[03:55:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Announces $999 Glass Enterprise Edition 2 - http://sylnt.us - one-of-us!-one-of-us!-google-goggle!-google-goggle!
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[05:36:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Decades-Long Research on "Depression Gene" Based on Bad Data - http://sylnt.us - will-this-be-on-my-transcriptome
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[07:15:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sad Survey: 60% of Male Managers Are “Uncomfortable” Working Around Women - http://sylnt.us - sad-state-of-affairs
[07:47:56] <FatPhil> ~weather Vilnus
[07:48:04] <exec> 10Vilnius, Lithuania - currently 74°F / 23°C, mostly sunny, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 49% - Tuesday mostly sunny (58°F:78°F / 14°C:26°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (54°F:73°F / 12°C:23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (56°F:77°F / 13°C:25°C), Friday scattered showers (50°F:67°F / 10°C:19°C)
[07:49:02] <FatPhil> fuck this hot weather
[08:19:06] <chromas> Must be a desert
[08:57:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wind Provided 37 Percent of Ireland's Electricity in Q1 2019 - http://sylnt.us - blow-hard
[09:18:58] <FatPhil> guinness-fueled fart power!
[09:56:20] <FatPhil> goddamn, the meat plate here is amazing, alas one of them is so spicy I can't taste my beer
[09:56:56] <FatPhil> i'm breaking out into a sweat
[10:22:04] <FatPhil> found a soluion - a chilli beer
[10:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:26:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4770
[10:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chapters of Security Engineering, Third Edition, Begin to Arrive Online for Review - http://sylnt.us - free-editing
[10:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> how spicy are we talking here? like eating jalapeno slices like pickles spicy or make a texan's nose run spicy?
[10:59:47] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:59:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4771
[11:25:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33713
[11:25:23] <exec> 10St. Petersburg, FL 33713 - currently 76°F / 24°C, mostly sunny, wind SE at 13 mph, humidity 87% - Tuesday sunny (76°F:88°F / 24°C:31°C), Wednesday sunny (75°F:89°F / 24°C:32°C), Thursday sunny (73°F:92°F / 23°C:33°C), Friday sunny (74°F:91°F / 23°C:33°C)
[11:31:24] <boru> ~weather Munich
[11:31:32] <exec> 10Munich, Germany - currently 54°F / 12°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 17 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday showers (50°F:54°F / 10°C:12°C), Wednesday showers (47°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Thursday partly cloudy (45°F:66°F / 7°C:19°C), Friday partly cloudy (50°F:70°F / 10°C:21°C)
[11:31:45] <boru> Feh.
[11:33:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Cincinnati
[11:33:14] <exec> 10Cincinnati, OH - currently 50°F / 10°C, sunny, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 79% - Tuesday mostly cloudy (50°F:71°F / 10°C:22°C), Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (65°F:86°F / 18°C:30°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (66°F:87°F / 19°C:31°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (68°F:89°F / 20°C:32°C)
[11:33:44] <boru> At least you're getting thunderstorms.
[12:03:04] <FatPhil> TheMightyBuzzard: sweat appears on your cheeks and forehead spicy.
[12:06:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DOJ Leans Against Approving T-Mobile's Takeover of Sprint - http://sylnt.us - uphill-battle
[12:07:44] <FatPhil> ah, I think it's time to hit the big bottles - 1L of 6% traditional lithuanian ale coming right up...
[12:08:18] <FatPhil> this country's a bit weird, most pubs don't open until 5pm
[12:15:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> There's a bar here that opens at 9AM.
[12:18:54] <boru> At home, it's usually 10am or noon.
[12:18:57] <Bytram> time for work; have a great day everyone!
[12:19:08] <boru> See you later, old chap.
[12:19:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> catch you next time, space cowboy.
[12:20:14] <boru> I sent firmware into LEO with that string literal in the image at my last job. Probably my highest count of Easter Eggs there.
[12:20:20] <boru> Easter Eggs in space, that is.
[12:20:48] <boru> It's on ~15 of a constellation of 80, so far.
[12:28:40] <pinchy> test 12
[12:29:16] <pinchy> forgot muh freenode pw
[12:41:10] <boru> Use cert FP and SASL, silly.
[12:57:17] <FatPhil> there are acouple of 11am bars here, we've been to 2 already today, but will also hit them at 11 tomorrow.
[12:58:56] <FatPhil> I think we're aiming for a 12:40 bus tomorrow, so time for a couple of beers first.
[13:02:05] <boru> Where are you now?
[13:02:16] <FatPhil> vilnius
[13:02:53] <boru> I haven't been to .lt ever. What's it like?
[13:03:41] <FatPhil> there was a homebrewing competition in kaunas this weekend, and we judge there every year. but we decided to make a week of it
[13:04:02] <FatPhil> it's a country with a wonderfully rich history
[13:04:19] <boru> Hmm, I see.
[13:04:33] <FatPhil> more "central europe" than baltic, perhaps, but I'm comparing against finland and estonia
[13:05:03] <boru> I've been to .lv, but not further North.
[13:05:12] <boru> Well, at that longtitude, I mean.
[13:05:45] <FatPhil> we go to .lv a lot, as it's only a 4:30 bus journey
[13:05:57] * boru nods.
[13:06:16] <boru> I'm looking forward to the luxury of being able to take buses or trains to other countries.
[13:06:28] <boru> It's still an alien concept to me, as an islander.
[13:06:46] <FatPhil> .lv has a bit less character, but it was more a victim of the .ru invasion
[13:08:13] <FatPhil> riga is >50% russian speaking, tallinn about 40%, vilnius <30%
[13:08:37] <FatPhil> capital cities are way more .ru speaking than the countryside
[13:08:58] <boru> Sounds plausible.
[13:09:13] <FatPhil> we went to Narva (.ee) last year, and it was 90% .ru speaking
[13:10:57] <FatPhil> hahaha - you're tricked me into talking about Invading Imperialists again!
[13:11:37] <boru> Pft, that's your wheelhouse, you arse.
[13:13:11] <FatPhil> I know there are buses from down there to up here - do it, and I'll come down to meet you!
[13:13:55] <FatPhil> we need more excuses to come to .lt, it's been a whole year since the last trip.
[13:14:19] <FatPhil> homebrewing competition last year, we're kinda predictable.
[13:14:56] <FatPhil> I can organise the pub crawl, we're kinda professionals...
[13:15:40] <FatPhil> anyway, glass is empty, another pub opened at 4, time to move.
[13:16:22] <boru> I'd be game for that.
[13:48:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lenovo Stole a Fan's Video to Promote the Foldable Motorola RAZR - http://sylnt.us - sincerest-form-of-flattery
[14:24:41] <FatPhil> ooops, that pub had too many new beers, it would be a shame to miss any...
[14:26:33] <FatPhil> it's a hard life being a beer ticker
[14:27:43] <FatPhil> there's a good chance that one of these is my 20000th different beer, but my records are not properly organised yet
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[14:29:52] <RandomFactor> Zug zug
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[14:33:48] <boru> Well, so long as we go to somewhere with good stout and porter game.
[14:33:51] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com
[14:33:52] <upstart> Submitting "Deep Packet Inspection a threat to net neutrality, say campaigners"...
[14:34:06] <boru> And by stout, I mean not that feckin chocolate hop imperial stout nonsense.
[14:34:06] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.bankinfosecurity.com
[14:34:09] <upstart> Submitting "Lack of Secure Coding Called a National Security Threat"...
[14:34:14] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Deep Packet Inspection a Threat to Net Neutrality, Say Campaigners" -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:34:31] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Lack of Secure Coding Called a National Security Threat" -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:34:40] <RandomFactor> Murphy's Irish Stout uber alles
[14:34:43] <FatPhil> a friend went to a job interview, and he was asked about deep packet inspectio. he heard "deep pocket inspection"
[14:34:58] <RandomFactor> Was the job at the IRS?
[14:35:36] <boru> Murphy's is alright. Of the 'large' brands, Porterhouse Plain or Wrassler's 4X are still my favourites.
[14:35:44] <boru> Probably the sole reason to ever visit Dublin.
[14:36:03] <AnonymousLuser> any recommendations for a good stout in the states?
[14:36:17] <RandomFactor> Haven't seen those
[14:36:35] <boru> I couldn't make an informed suggestion there. I know very little about beers in the US. I'm a whiskey man.
[14:36:45] <RandomFactor> Murphy's can be a bit of a trek to find at times here
[14:36:55] <RandomFactor> Guinness of course is everywhere :-p
[14:37:09] <boru> Guinness has been dreadful since Diageo took over.
[14:37:13] <boru> Even in Ireland.
[14:37:29] <AnonymousLuser> Looking for something besides Guinness
[14:37:51] <boru> Well, one thing I will say about Guinness, only order a pint of it if you see everyone else in the pub drinking it.
[14:37:52] <RandomFactor> Keep an eye out for Murphy's.
[14:38:01] <RandomFactor> you can get it here, just a bit rare
[14:38:13] <AnonymousLuser> local microbrewers are all infatuated with IPAs and fruity beers
[14:38:20] <boru> Aye, I don't get that nonsense.
[14:38:30] <AnonymousLuser> RandomFactor: will do
[14:39:00] <AnonymousLuser> too many of them just taste like lemon pledge to me.
[14:39:10] <RandomFactor> ^-- This
[14:39:15] <AnonymousLuser> which is a lemon smelling furniture polish here in the states
[14:39:27] <boru> Yeah, you can get pledge on this side of the pond as well.
[14:39:30] <chromas> Keeps your wood shiny
[14:39:38] <AnonymousLuser> ok, wasn't sure
[14:39:56] <chromas> Is there a beer that tastes like Pine Sol?
[14:40:02] <boru> Probably.
[14:40:08] <RandomFactor> <-- Desperately tries to remember how to add Chromas quote to the database
[14:40:20] <AnonymousLuser> chromas: lol. I wouldn't use it for that but you do you I guess
[14:40:21] <boru> Isn't it ~grab?
[14:40:25] <boru> ~grab chromas
[14:40:28] * chromas !grab
[14:40:31] <boru> Ah.
[14:40:39] <boru> !grab chromas
[14:40:39] <Bender> Added quote 898
[14:40:46] <boru> !quote 898
[14:40:46] <Bender> Quote 898 - <chromas> Is there a beer that tastes like Pine Sol?
[14:41:00] <boru> It can only do the last message, I presume.
[14:41:00] <AnonymousLuser> ~snag chromas
[14:41:02] <FatPhil> I don't know pine Sol
[14:41:24] <RandomFactor> missed opportunities
[14:41:28] <FatPhil> some beers do use spruce, pine and junipe, though
[14:41:34] <boru> Why?
[14:41:46] * FatPhil slaps boru
[14:41:51] <AnonymousLuser> yep only the most recent
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[14:42:48] <AnonymousLuser> it's a race often between someone "grabbing" a quote and the "victim" typing nograb or something else
[14:43:20] <AnonymousLuser> !quote 897
[14:43:20] <Bender> Quote 897 - <Sirfinkus> not quite long enough chromas, thick, but not long
[14:43:22] <FatPhil> Estonia is making beautiful spruce-tip beers presently. has done for years back too, but it's expanded since then
[14:43:40] <AnonymousLuser> lol
[14:43:49] <chromas> Pine Sol spruces up the tip
[14:44:03] <chromas> Could cheat and make Bender skip the nograbs in the history
[14:44:04] <AnonymousLuser> !grab chromas
[14:44:04] <Bender> Added quote 899
[14:44:09] <chromas> aw
[14:44:21] <chromas> !quote -1
[14:44:21] <Bender> Quote -1 - <chromas> Could cheat and make Bender skip the nograbs in the history
[14:44:21] <AnonymousLuser> !quote 899
[14:44:21] <Bender> Quote 899 - <chromas> Could cheat and make Bender skip the nograbs in the history
[14:44:39] <chromas> Defeated just in time!
[14:44:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote -4
[14:44:44] <Bender> Quote -4 - <AzumaHazuki> let us bow our heads in payment
[14:44:44] <AnonymousLuser> lol
[14:44:44] <FatPhil> finland's sahti had juniper, as does estonian kodulolu/taluolu
[14:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[14:44:55] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[14:45:05] <boru> You Balts are bloody odd.
[14:45:07] * chromas can stealthily edit the db later
[14:45:15] <AnonymousLuser> if bender were written in a real language it would have been fast enough
[14:45:57] <AnonymousLuser> chromas: it's good to be the (quote) king
[14:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, feel free to make Bender ignore putting !grab lines in the history so you can grab yourself
[14:46:22] <chromas> I already don't have any problem grabbing myself.
[14:46:27] <AnonymousLuser> btw smiley re the language thing :)
[14:46:30] <boru> Or add a regex or match word, so you can grab from history.
[14:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab embythepussy
[14:46:33] <Bender> I don't know what embythepussy said, so I can't quote them!
[14:46:47] <AnonymousLuser> TMB!
[14:46:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[14:47:10] <chromas> It's been awhile, hasn't it?
[14:47:11] <AnonymousLuser> just a howdy!
[14:48:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been around. just not very chatty on account of being tired as fuck
[14:48:52] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at AnonymousLuser
[14:49:39] <AnonymousLuser> still pounding nails?
[14:49:49] * AnonymousLuser waves back
[14:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> shoveling rock.
[14:50:05] <RandomFactor> through a wooden board?
[14:50:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> taking a day off even if it is sunny cause i'm wore smooth the fuck out.
[14:50:27] <AnonymousLuser> could see where that would do it
[14:52:07] <AnonymousLuser> gotta head out for now. talk to you all later. have a good one.
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[14:52:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not entirely but wore out enough that i ain't up to starting the day trying to put a slight downslope in gravel and hardpan clay.
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[15:26:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Five-Year Legal Battle, Top Judges Rule that the UK's Spying Activities can be Challenged - http://sylnt.us - Quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes?
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[16:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Pun-Loving Computer Programs that Write Adverts - http://sylnt.us - not-very-punny
[17:07:50] <RandomFactor2> I wonder if they run on older puntium processors
[17:14:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> you know they love to RAM advertising down our throats.
[17:15:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> What? It's not my segfault if you people don't appreciate a good pun!
[17:53:34] <Runaway1956> TMB - can you just haul some gravel in? Put a 2x4 form up, spread the gravel whichever direction you want it to flow, and leave the forms there. Over time, it should set up like you want it.
[17:53:54] <Runaway1956> That's how I made repairs to my drive after it washed out.
[17:54:25] <Runaway1956> It's still work, shoveling clay gravel where you need it, but not as bad as busting hardpan
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[18:36:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pluto Has an Underground Ocean Kept Warm by a Layer of Gassy Ice - http://sylnt.us - warm,-wet,-and,-gassy
[19:01:52] <cmn32480> I read that as gassy ass.. not gassy ice
[19:02:52] <chromas> We need to go drill an icehole and see how warm it is up there.
[19:06:35] <cmn32480> so your saying we should cornhole us a Pluto?
[19:07:11] <chromas> do you have tp?
[19:07:36] <cmn32480> nope... but I got baby wipes
[19:27:39] <RandomFactor2> baby wipes have been covered on snow... you will plug up the far end of the solar system with those things
[19:28:04] <RandomFactor2> sn Otto...
[19:33:46] * cmn32480 now wonders how the Gemini/Mercury/Apollo astronauts crapped in space...
[19:33:53] <cmn32480> things you can't unthink
[19:44:04] <chromas> There's no underwear in space. Does that include diapers?
[19:46:05] <cmn32480> only if you are that crazy chick astronut who was madly in love and drove across like 9 states to kill the object of her affection
[19:46:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's definitely diapers in space.
[19:46:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Google "Maximum Absorbency Garment"
[19:47:20] <chromas> Did they have disposable diapers back then? Or maybe that's what they were invented for
[19:47:51] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - I guess it Depends...
[20:16:46] <chromas> USPS is getting in on auto autos
[20:18:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New York Might Fine You for Texting While Crossing the Street - http://sylnt.us - darwin-award
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[20:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, not really. we have to wrap it in a filter fabric sock so it doesn't get silted in (and then larger rock in another filter fabric sock on top of it). if it gets silted in we have to dig the whole thing up and replace it.
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[23:26:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These Tiny Microbes Are Munching Away at Plastic Waste in the Ocean - http://sylnt.us