#Soylent | Logs for 2019-05-19
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[00:16:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Salesforce Forces Massive Outage as Result of Poorly Scripted Database Update - Security Put at Risk - http://sylnt.us - who-needs-QA-when-we-can-test-it-on-production
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[02:36:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - S. Korean Government to Test Linux: Ministry - http://sylnt.us - hope-you-have-better-luck-than-Munich
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[04:23:56] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[04:23:58] <upstart> Submitting "Over 21,000 Linksys routers leaked their device connection histories"...
[04:24:19] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Over 21,000 Linksys Routers Leaked Their Device Connection Histories" -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:24:55] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[04:24:57] <upstart> Submitting "Lenovo stole a fan's video to promote the foldable Motorola RAZR"...
[04:25:18] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Lenovo Stole a Fan's Video to Promote the Foldable Motorola RAZR" -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:27:21] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.engadget.com
[04:27:23] <upstart> Submitting "Arduino's new Nano board family is more powerful and affordable"...
[04:27:45] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Arduino's New Nano Board Family is More Powerful and Affordable" -> https://soylentnews.org
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[04:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hewlett Packard Enterprise Acquires Cray for $1.3 Billion - http://sylnt.us - cray-fish
[07:16:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Bit Wobbly, Black Hole V404 is Back in the News - http://sylnt.us - edible-neighbors
[07:23:33] <AzumaHazuki> ugh, i had a hard landing in Erie...am frantically searching for work now. i found what could be an amazing match though, at the local womens' shelter
[07:23:37] <AzumaHazuki> this could be destiny...
[07:45:45] <chromas> Good to see you made it out of the Chicago bus terminal, presumable lead-free.
[07:45:57] <chromas> s/e/y/6
[07:50:19] <AzumaHazuki> this may have been a fatal mistake. if i do not find work very soon i will go insane
[08:23:17] <FatPhil> ~weather Kaunas
[08:23:57] <chromas> exec died
[08:24:05] <chromas> #weathe kaunas
[08:24:08] <chromas> #weather kaunas
[08:24:08] <MrPlow> got http response code 401
[08:24:15] <chromas> from the frown dept
[08:25:05] <FatPhil> I'll use the old-fashioned technique, and just look out the window and extrapolate from yesterday
[08:25:42] <FatPhil> although a cold front clearly went over us at about midnight, so extrapolation might be useless.
[08:28:16] <chromas> Look out the window? That's hipster talk
[08:29:11] <chromas> Probably listen to music on open-reel four-track tapes
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[09:48:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Unveils Brain Interface Chip - http://sylnt.us - to-terminate-all-humans-on-the-other-side
[12:07:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Cancer Institute Cancels Nanotech Research Centers - http://sylnt.us - feeling-small
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[14:27:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Hole in the Martian Atmosphere is Venting All its Water Into Space - http://sylnt.us - water-cycle
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[16:47:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Amazon Machines Can Pack 600 Orders Per Hour, Could Replace Thousands of Jobs - http://sylnt.us - high-turnover-positions
[16:49:29] <chromas> Wait 'til the robots find out the working conditions. "They treat us like robots!"
[16:59:30] <chromas> Amazon Robots to be Equipped with Smart Pee Bottles
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[19:07:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electroceutical Dressing Disrupts Bacterial Biofilms on Wounds - http://sylnt.us - one-hundred-bacteria-walk-into-a-bar(of-soap)
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[21:27:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Dark Matter Made of Axions? - http://sylnt.us - something-unobservable-made-of-something-unobserved,-it's-axionmatic
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[22:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[22:51:08] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 116
[22:51:35] <RandomFactor> <ponder>
[23:17:38] <RandomFactor> I really need to turn in my geek card today.
[23:34:06] <chromas> Quick! Write an operating system in spreadsheet formulas and everything will be fine
[23:45:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Baidu, "China's Google", Shows First Loss - http://sylnt.us - what-about-eyeball-share