#Soylent | Logs for 2019-05-15
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[00:41:49] <RandomFactor> if someone doesn't mind in the San Fran facial recognition sub - the line "The tech industry backed Information Technology and Innovation Foundation opposes the ban, while the American Civil Liberties Union support is." is not supposed to be quoted. and should end in 'supports it.' It should also be a bit further down for flow.
[00:44:42] <chromas> Further down? As in below some of the other paragraphs?
[00:45:27] <RandomFactor> Make it next to last line
[00:45:39] <RandomFactor> not sure how i got jumbled up
[00:45:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stan Lee's Ex-Manager Charged with Elder Abuse - http://sylnt.us - if-they-win-at-trial,-would-they-be-called-Avengers?
[00:45:46] <RandomFactor> happy fingers probably
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[00:46:15] * chromas adjusts it
[00:46:21] <RandomFactor> mercy buckets
[00:46:27] <chromas> I guess I can't show you since you don't have privs
[00:46:40] <chromas> though you could re-submit is
[00:46:42] <RandomFactor> you could copy and paste every line into chat
[00:46:53] <RandomFactor> i'm starting a trend with the 'is' at the end I see
[00:47:10] <RandomFactor> but I'll trust you :-)
[00:47:25] <RandomFactor> seriously, that was a joke, don't do it
[00:48:17] <chromas> RandomFactor writes:
[00:48:21] <chromas> :D
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[00:49:01] <exec> welcome Sirfinkus: Olympia, WA, 15°C/59°F, 5:48 pm PDT, Tuesday, 14 May 2019
[00:50:02] <RandomFactor> that new phone itch is getting kinda bad
[00:52:49] <RandomFactor> https://news.cnrs.fr
[00:52:51] <upstart> ^ 03Apples, Oranges, and Antigravity?
[00:55:09] <RandomFactor> I may have to submit this one just to write Professor Indelicato
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[01:09:27] <Bytram> =g Professor Indelicato
[01:09:28] <upstart> https://www.ratemyprofessors.com - Anthony Indelicato at Stony Brook University (SUNY ...
[01:09:36] <Bytram> lol
[01:09:56] <RandomFactor> I bet he had a rough childhood
[01:11:00] <Bytram> I doubt it was delicate
[02:27:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Funny Man Tim Conway Passes Away at 85 - http://sylnt.us - R.I.P.
[02:48:50] <Bytram> `gnight #Soylent
[02:48:59] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[02:49:02] * exec faithfully farts the last slice of sun drops at #Soylent
[03:16:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Intel MDS attacks: RIDL and Fallout - http://sylnt.us - need-more-patches
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[04:06:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Builds New Type 002 Mega Carrier as the Age of Sea Power Wanes - http://sylnt.us - The-bigger-they-are
[05:46:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Herbicide Linked to Human Liver Disease - http://sylnt.us - with-some-fava-beans-and-a-slight-hint-of-roundup
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[05:50:14] <AzumaHazuki> ...welp. delays, delays, delays. going to be stuck overnight in the Chicago terminal
[05:50:32] <AzumaHazuki> already running on just 5 hours' sleep and have been up about 15.
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[06:56:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Francisco Effectively Bans Municipal Facial Recognition - http://sylnt.us - uncover-camera-for-verification-before-commenting-citizen
[07:02:54] <FatPhil> ~weather
[07:03:02] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 54°F / 12°C, sunny, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 44% - Wednesday mostly sunny (38°F:56°F / 3°C:13°C), Thursday sunny (39°F:60°F / 4°C:16°C), Friday mostly sunny (43°F:62°F / 6°C:17°C), Saturday partly cloudy (46°F:65°F / 8°C:18°C)
[07:46:02] <FatPhil> The laws of physics are reversible with respect to time, then why doesn't a perfectly-aligned photon emerge from a polarisation filter at a random angle?
[07:46:23] <FatPhil> (of polarisation, obviously)
[08:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook US Settlement Could Impose 20 Years of Oversight - http://sylnt.us - because-2011's-20-year-oversight-agreement-was-so-effective?
[09:05:21] <FatPhil> smoke weed! https://www.youtube.com
[09:05:22] <upstart> ^ 03The Hardest Mandelbrot Zoom Ever In 2014,10^198 : New record - 350 000 000 iterations
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[10:16:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vodafone to Launch 5G Network in UK on 3 July 2019 - http://sylnt.us - place-your-orders-now!
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[11:55:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ralph Nader: Engineers Often the First to Notice Waste, Fraud and Safety Issues - http://sylnt.us - did-you-see-that?
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[12:14:44] <LamX> Seems anyone can use this nick
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[12:15:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah that's what happens when you don't register a nick with NickServ.
[12:18:10] * Bytram is trying to remember someone's nick and verify that it is still registered with NickServ (thanks for that -- couldn't remember the proper terminology)
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[12:18:50] <LaminatorX> .op
[12:19:23] <LaminatorX> Looks like this one is not protected, either.
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[12:29:34] <Bytram> ~time x
[12:29:36] <exec> Wednesday, 15 May 2019 @ 12:29 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[13:25:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - F-16 Flies into Its Own Bullets - http://sylnt.us - Ready!-Shoot!-Aim!
[13:31:16] <Bytram> whereto? https://arstechnica.com
[13:31:17] <upstart> ^ 03SpaceX plans to A/B test its Starship rocketship builds ( https://arstechnica.com )
[13:33:48] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.youtube.com
[13:33:49] <upstart> ^ 03Starlink Mission
[13:34:22] <Bytram> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[13:34:23] <upstart> Submitting "Fourth-largest coal producer in the US files for bankruptcy"...
[13:34:46] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Fourth-largest Coal Producer in the US Files for Bankruptcy" -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:35:45] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[14:35:47] <upstart> ^ 03If you’re running Windows XP, 7 or associated Servers, patch them ( https://www.computerworld.com )
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[15:07:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adobe Warning of Legal Problems for Users of Old Versions of Creative Cloud - http://sylnt.us - indemnification-my-backside
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[15:15:03] <SoyCow5306> hi
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[15:29:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://news.wsu.edu
[15:29:50] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:30:15] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[16:36:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Huawei Boosted the UK Economy by £1.7 Billion in 2018 - http://sylnt.us
[16:38:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> bicycle motorcross shortlink.
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[16:38:33] * AndyTheAbsurd was also amused when he noticed "bbw" as the shortlink
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[16:55:39] <AnonymousLuser> =submit https://www.theverge.com
[16:55:40] <upstart> Submitting "Ajit Pai proposes new rule that would allow carriers to block robocalls"...
[16:56:02] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Ajit Pai Proposes New Rule That Would Allow Carriers to Block Robocalls" -> https://soylentnews.org
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[17:17:07] <pinchy> ajeet pie
[17:17:47] <chromas> "allow"
[17:17:53] <chromas> Was there anything stopping them?
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[17:37:57] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, 18°C/64°F, 1:37 pm EDT, Wednesday, 15 May 2019
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[17:38:34] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, 18°C/64°F, 1:38 pm EDT, Wednesday, 15 May 2019
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[18:07:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Joins Australia's Piracy Crackdown by Tweaking Search Results - http://sylnt.us - do-no-evil-only-when-it-suits-us
[18:12:01] <chromas> https://www.huffpost.com
[18:12:02] <upstart> ^ 03Anti-Vaccine Rallies Draw Hundreds In Epicenter Of Measles Outbreak
[18:12:08] <chromas> "Anti-vaxxers gathered to share warnings and conspiracy theories at events in New York. One doctor even suggested that Jews are given "bad" vaccines."
[18:12:55] <chromas> It's pretty sad when the crab people are crab peopling crab people
[18:17:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> is it crabs all the way down?
[18:22:22] <chromas> According to antipleocytes
[19:22:13] <chromas> Ooh, another XP patch
[19:26:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX to Launch 60 Starlink Satellites: 90min Window Opens 2230EDT May15 (0230 UTC May16) - http://sylnt.us
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[19:49:24] <FatPhil> ~gday AzumaHazuki
[19:49:27] * exec unnecessarily cyberbullies a buttcrack of leftovers at AzumaHazuki
[19:51:28] <FatPhil> my friggin roomba keeps eating all my usb cables!
[19:51:49] * AzumaHazuki is STILL in the Chicago terminal
[19:51:57] <AzumaHazuki> this has been a comedy of errors, except it's not fucking funny
[19:52:24] <chromas> The best comedies are only funny to third parties
[19:52:52] <chromas> There's nothing funny about Chicago though
[19:53:09] <AzumaHazuki> fuck me. bus from madison was 3 hours late so we all missed the connection from chi-town to cleveland. The next one this morning...was ALSO late, by 5 hours. as were several others
[19:53:30] <AzumaHazuki> even if i got on the next Cleveland --> Erie bus would be tomorrow afternoon
[19:53:49] <AzumaHazuki> i have already been up all night in this hellish terminal with zero sleep, running on 5 hours of same in the last 48
[19:54:00] <chromas> Might be faster to walk
[19:54:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> problem: AzumaHazuki is in Chicago, and will likely get shot while walking.
[19:54:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> Or at least that's the reputation that Chicago has.
[19:54:45] <AzumaHazuki> right. giant white girl with huge suitcase and backpack? walking target
[19:55:13] <chromas> dats racis
[19:55:30] <AzumaHazuki> thankfully i convinced them to put me up in a hotel and just switch the ticket for tomorrow's bus (which, watch, with my luck will ALSO be late!)
[19:55:47] <AzumaHazuki> hell yeah it's racist, and it's also the truth
[19:56:21] * chromas sets topic to shitlords
[19:56:42] <AzumaHazuki> sometimes racist things are also true. there is a core of truth in every stereotype
[20:00:45] * chromas contemplates the !grab
[20:02:15] <AzumaHazuki> go for it. i've said that for ages. it is possible to fight racism while ackowledging that there is a core of truth to the stereotypes racists use as an excuse to do their thing
[20:02:26] <AzumaHazuki> that doesn't make it right of them to do
[20:02:54] <AzumaHazuki> and that blade cuts both ways: American whites are some of the worst living caricatures of themselves I have ever seen
[20:05:17] * chromas looks for some good white stereotypes, comes up three inches too short
[20:06:00] <AzumaHazuki> it's not obvious for the same reason water isn;t obvious to fish
[20:06:50] <chromas> Usually it's just dumb shit like wypipo think mayonnaise is spicy or whatever
[20:07:31] * chromas butters his mac & cheese
[20:08:34] <chromas> We need some hilarious stereotypes.
[20:09:04] <AzumaHazuki> the ones out there aren't really funny though, except in a very tragicomic dark way. like "a lot of white people will deliberately vote against their own interests because racism"
[20:09:11] <FatPhil> stereotypes are often based on statistical trends of outcomes, rather than looking at reasons. what you chose to do is based on those same statistical trends in outcomes. So what you chose to do aligns with stereotypes even if you not [whatever]ist.
[20:09:22] <AzumaHazuki> or "south of Dixie, the family trees look like a Chia Pet fucked a can of Silly String"
[20:09:49] <chromas> I wonder if Black African Americans of color are incestuous in the south too
[20:10:01] <AzumaHazuki> at a lower rate, is my guess
[20:10:31] <AzumaHazuki> and you have to admit, the TWP guy fucking his own mother in law is like...you can't make that shit up. satire writes itself someitmes
[20:10:43] <chromas> Only cousins; no siblings
[20:10:53] <chromas> twp?
[20:11:00] <AzumaHazuki> traditional workers' party
[20:11:08] <AzumaHazuki> Matthew something or other.
[20:11:18] <chromas> We have horsefuckers here in Washington
[20:11:35] <chromas> or would that be horserape since they can't enthusiastically verbally consent?
[20:11:43] <AzumaHazuki> yes, it would be
[20:12:07] <chromas> hey, inlaws aren't really family
[20:12:27] <FatPhil> no cosanguinity, at least
[20:12:28] <chromas> same with step-family
[20:12:28] <AzumaHazuki> oh, that's just the highest profile case in recent memory, is all
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[20:36:00] <chromas> Suspicious timing…
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[20:53:15] <exec> welcome alexbst: London, UK, 13°C/55°F, 9:53 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 15 May 2019
[20:54:47] <chromas> SQL should have length-indicated strings in queries. It'd be safer than using quote but less dumb than prepared simple queries
[20:56:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Accidentally Shared User Data With Advertising Partner - http://sylnt.us - it-was-an-accident-honest
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[21:22:29] <chromas> hehe
[21:22:39] <chromas> that shortened url
[21:51:13] <FatPhil> Fucksticks
[21:51:23] <chromas> Agreed
[21:52:07] <FatPhil> I just tried to reply "Bullshit" to khallow again, and the site won't let me, as I posted the same thing to an earlier comment of his.
[21:52:15] * FatPhil grrrs at buzz
[21:52:24] <chromas> put in a Braille Pattern Blank or something
[22:02:56] <FatPhil> I could put a full stop at the end of the sentence, I guess?
[22:35:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Salon Media Sold After Facing Imminent Bankruptcy and Liquidation - http://sylnt.us - there-will-be-beta
[22:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, that's older than me but I don't disagree with it. Repetition isn't an especially legit debate tactic.
[23:14:22] <FatPhil> Yeah, but sometimes the other guy is genuinely so full of bullshit, there's no point wasting any time addressing any of his points, but you do with to inform him that everything he's posted is pure ordure.
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