#Soylent | Logs for 2019-04-16
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[00:05:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Presidential Candidate Andrew Yang Plans to Host "Remote Rallies" Using "Holograms" - http://sylnt.us - you're-my-only-hope
[00:09:20] <Sulla> #yanggang
[00:09:31] <Sulla> Whole world gonna die but at least I'll get my $1000
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[01:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Abundance of Information Narrows our Collective Attention Span - http://sylnt.us - Squirrel!
[02:21:26] <Bytram> ~time x
[02:21:28] <exec> Tuesday, 16 April 2019 @ 2:21 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[02:36:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breaking News: Notre Dame Cathedral - Spire and Roof Collapse as Fire Rages - http://sylnt.us - they-don't-build-them-like-they-used-to
[02:53:49] <Bytram> ${abbr ASDS}
[02:53:49] <fungus> ASDS
[02:54:01] <Bytram> =g ASDS
[02:54:02] <upstart> https://www.asds.net - American Society for Dermatologic Surgery
[02:54:05] <Bytram> lols
[02:54:19] <Bytram> =g spacex booster recovery ASDS
[02:54:20] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Autonomous spaceport drone ship - Wikipedia
[03:25:38] <Sulla> Did it topple at the same time as landing or when it was being shuttled back in in rough sea?
[03:37:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SLAC Develops a Compact, Portable VLF Transmitter - http://sylnt.us - How-big-is-the-receiver?
[05:05:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orbiting Billboards on the Horizon - http://sylnt.us - next-rest-stop-238,900-miles
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[06:37:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lyft Removes Faulty Electric Bicycles From Three Cities - http://sylnt.us - I've-never-had-functioning-brakes,-I-don't-oil-my-chain-and-my-derailleur's-out-of-adjustment
[08:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Loses the Center Core of its Falcon Heavy Rocket due to Choppy Seas - http://sylnt.us - caution-deck-is-slippery
[09:36:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Declassified U2 Spy Plane Images Reveal Ancient Sites - http://sylnt.us - not-the-band
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[11:07:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft: Hackers Compromised Support Agent’s Credentials to Access Customer Email Accounts - http://sylnt.us - social-engineering++
[11:15:30] <Bytram> Sulla: while being shuttled back during high seas (8'-10')
[11:15:51] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:15:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4722
[12:46:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Launches Cloud Code to Make Cloud-Native Development Easier - http://sylnt.us - "vapor"ware
[13:49:19] <Sulla> Woohoo procrastinating on my taxes saved me 200 bucks. I don't understand how TurboTax can assume I owe 200 less on the same info they said I owed 400 on just by waiting a few months, but I'll take it
[13:51:28] <boru> Perhaps it's 'turbo' to relativistic speeds, and the amount redshifted. Money is usually very heavily redshifted.
[14:07:49] <Sulla> Soundsgood enough to me
[14:17:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dog Swimming Alone Rescued 135 Miles Out to Sea - http://sylnt.us - I-think-I-can,-I-think-I-can
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[15:57:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Confirmed: New Phase of Matter is Solid and Liquid at the Same Time - http://sylnt.us
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[17:25:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mozilla Was "Outfoxed" by Google - http://sylnt.us - it-was-an-accident
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[18:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Supreme Court Considers Issue of Trademark Protection for Profanity - http://sylnt.us - they're-screwed
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[19:27:20] <chromas> Bender: s/sc.*/Fucked™/
[19:35:23] <Sulla> Seems to me you shouldn't be able to trademark common termonology
[19:35:46] <Sulla> Like Google can't sue people for a company saying "google us online"
[19:35:55] <chromas> That's why I'm naming my app Fukkr™
[19:42:10] <boru> What does your app do?
[19:44:47] <Sulla> Black page with word fukkr on it
[19:53:05] <Sulla> Think I'm gonna run for office as a socialist so I can get some sweet sweet donations
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[19:53:23] <Sulla> Platform is giving people anything they want for free
[19:55:05] <boru> It does seem like a get-rich-quick scheme, indeed.
[19:55:20] <boru> Then invest it all in gold, which has taken a bit of a hit today.
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[20:17:02] <pinchy> vote for me and get 1000$ a month
[20:17:59] <fyngyrz> Make it $10,000 and you have my vote.
[20:18:29] <fyngyrz> ...with cost-of-living increases, of course
[20:20:05] <pinchy> "u is greedy"
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[20:20:39] <fyngyrz> Nah. If I was greedy, I'd want $100,000 / mo
[20:20:55] <fyngyrz> You just don't want my vote
[20:21:26] <pinchy> 1000$ will by plenty of ramen and peanut butter
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[20:22:35] <fyngyrz> Tell you what. Hot and cold running comely brunette nymphomaniacs, and we can forego the cash payout.
[20:22:49] <fyngyrz> Se? I'm flexible.
[20:23:42] <fyngyrz> I'll even provide the lingerie.
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[20:36:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Employees and Customers Flee in Terror After Bedbug Sighting at Apple Store - http://sylnt.us - apple-products-have-bugs
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[22:07:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Nissan Chairman Carlos Ghosn's Bail Conditions Revealed - http://sylnt.us - What-a-wicked-web-we-weave...
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[22:51:43] <Sulla> Woohoo, found a way to cut 10-15 hours of worthless federal census surveys from my yearly schedule
[23:33:04] <chromas> optimization++
[23:33:04] <Bender> karma - optimization: 1
[23:33:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'ved decided that whenever used the term "boot straps" I will instead mentally replace it with "boot scraps".
[23:46:52] * chromas boot scraps his desktop
[23:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube's AI Flags Notre-Dame Fire as 9/11 Conspiracy, Representative Says System Made ‘Wrong Call’ - http://sylnt.us - Walks-like-a-duck^W-attack...
[23:54:38] <Sulla> I literally pull my boots on using my boot straps
[23:55:08] <Sulla> Cigar++
[23:55:08] <Bender> karma - cigar: 59
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