#Soylent | Logs for 2019-04-09
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[01:03:22] * Bytram is knackered
[01:20:21] * Bytram decides to turn in early tonight
[01:20:29] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[01:23:07] <AzumaHazuki> o/
[01:23:24] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: o/
[01:25:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tasmanian Man Reverses April Fools' Day Prank - http://sylnt.us - veggie-burger-with-cheese
[03:06:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Norway Is Walking Away from Billions of Barrels of Oil - http://sylnt.us - for-how-long
[03:21:07] <chromas> Ooh, I can watch Star Wars on YouTube for only $20
[03:21:41] <chromas> I remember the olden days of $6 YouTube movies
[03:22:39] <AzumaHazuki> inflation is a biiiiiiiiiitch
[03:22:50] <Bytram> I remember seeing Star Wars at the movies for $2.50 and thinking that was a rip-off!
[03:23:09] <Bytram> that was back when it was first released.
[03:23:45] <Bytram> thenm again, that was about 1.25 hours at minimum wage.
[03:23:45] <chromas> They have Fantastic Beasts Blah Blah for $6, so maybe the high price is only for movies people want to watch
[03:24:01] <chromas> No wait, but Phantom Menace is also $20. Never mind
[03:24:07] <Bytram> charge what they market will bear.
[03:24:28] <Bytram> I can't bear to stay up much later, so am heading to bed. ;)
[03:24:33] <chromas> The market says torrent season
[03:24:40] <Bytram> but seriously, hAve a great night everyone!
[04:46:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers 3-D Print Metamaterials with Novel Optical Properties - http://sylnt.us - the-eyes-have-it
[06:26:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jails Increasingly Phasing Out In-Person Visits in Favor of "Video Visitation" - http://sylnt.us - per-minute-rates-for-a-captive-audience
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[07:57:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why the Cool Kids are Playing Dungeons & Dragons - http://sylnt.us - would-you-play-differently-online?
[09:35:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How "Courageous" was Apple to Remove the iPhone's Headphone Jack? - http://sylnt.us - why-not-ask-the-cowardly-lion?
[09:54:16] <chromas> Is that news or just rhetorical?
[09:55:58] <chromas> I guess it's both
[09:56:16] <chromas> or, technically the first one, since the second excludes the first
[09:56:23] * chromas mentally masturbates
[09:57:34] * chromas sets iPhone to Stunning and Brave
[11:16:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Analysis: Why FAA Approved Emergency Procedures Failed to Save ET302 - http://sylnt.us - pulled-the-handbrake-as-hard-as-I-could
[11:30:51] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:30:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4709
[11:31:02] <Bytram> ~weather cape canaveral
[11:31:09] <exec> 10Cape Canaveral, FL - currently 73°F / 23°C, sunny, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (66°F:82°F / 19°C:28°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (67°F:81°F / 19°C:27°C), Thursday mostly sunny (70°F:81°F / 21°C:27°C), Friday mostly sunny (70°F:82°F / 21°C:28°C)
[11:34:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Albert Whitted Airport
[11:34:09] <exec> 10Albert Whitted Airport, 107 8th Avenue Southeast, St. Petersburg, FL - currently 75°F / 24°C, light rain showers, wind S at 14 mph, humidity 95% - Tuesday thunderstorm (70°F:77°F / 21°C:25°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (69°F:78°F / 21°C:26°C), Thursday sunny (70°F:83°F / 21°C:28°C), Friday mostly sunny (71°F:83°F / 22°C:28°C)
[11:34:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Schroon Lake
[11:35:05] <exec> 10Schroon Lake, NY - currently 35°F / 2°C, cloudy, wind NE at 2 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday rain (30°F:50°F / -1°C:10°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (25°F:42°F / -4°C:6°C), Thursday partly cloudy (33°F:49°F / 1°C:9°C), Friday rain (48°F:56°F / 9°C:13°C)
[11:35:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Philadelphia
[11:35:24] <exec> 10Philadelphia, PA - currently 57°F / 14°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 76% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (48°F:72°F / 9°C:22°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (42°F:60°F / 6°C:16°C), Thursday partly cloudy (47°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), Friday scattered showers (58°F:70°F / 14°C:21°C)
[11:47:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Analysis: Why FAA-Approved Emergency Procedures Failed to Save ET302 - http://sylnt.us - pulled-the-handbrake-as-hard-as-I-could
[11:58:00] <FatPhil> ~weather tallinn
[11:58:07] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 36°F / 2°C, rain and snow, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 95% - Tuesday rain and snow (31°F:38°F / -1°C:3°C), Wednesday snow showers (28°F:37°F / -2°C:3°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (28°F:36°F / -2°C:2°C), Friday mostly sunny (29°F:41°F / -2°C:5°C)
[11:58:32] <FatPhil> wet cold shit, thanks obama!
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[12:13:45] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:13:52] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently 25°F / -4°C, cloudy, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 79% - Tuesday snow showers (22°F:37°F / -6°C:3°C), Wednesday cloudy (24°F:39°F / -4°C:4°C), Thursday partly cloudy (23°F:46°F / -5°C:8°C), Friday mostly cloudy (36°F:47°F / 2°C:8°C)
[12:13:53] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:14:04] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently 30°F / -1°C, cloudy, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 87% - Tuesday rain and snow (30°F:37°F / -1°C:3°C), Wednesday cloudy (30°F:43°F / -1°C:6°C), Thursday mostly sunny (33°F:48°F / 1°C:9°C), Friday cloudy (43°F:46°F / 6°C:8°C)
[12:14:05] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:14:16] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 36°F / 2°C, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday showers (36°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (35°F:51°F / 2°C:11°C), Thursday partly cloudy (41°F:55°F / 5°C:13°C), Friday cloudy (54°F:58°F / 12°C:14°C)
[12:14:17] <Bytram> ~weather new york city
[12:14:28] <exec> 10New York, NY - currently 47°F / 8°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 92% - Tuesday scattered showers (46°F:55°F / 8°C:13°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (41°F:58°F / 5°C:14°C), Thursday partly cloudy (46°F:53°F / 8°C:12°C), Friday cloudy (57°F:62°F / 14°C:17°C)
[12:14:31] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[12:14:42] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 66°F / 19°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 73% - Tuesday mostly cloudy (52°F:81°F / 11°C:27°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (47°F:64°F / 8°C:18°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (51°F:64°F / 11°C:18°C), Friday scattered showers (59°F:69°F / 15°C:21°C)
[12:15:19] <Bytram> ~weather atlanta
[12:15:29] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA - currently 64°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind SE at 3 mph, humidity 93% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (56°F:73°F / 13°C:23°C), Wednesday sunny (57°F:80°F / 14°C:27°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (63°F:80°F / 17°C:27°C), Friday scattered showers (60°F:76°F / 16°C:24°C)
[12:15:31] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonville
[12:15:41] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 72°F / 22°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 88% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (64°F:81°F / 18°C:27°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (65°F:79°F / 18°C:26°C), Thursday mostly sunny (67°F:82°F / 19°C:28°C), Friday mostly cloudy (65°F:86°F / 18°C:30°C)
[12:15:44] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:15:54] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 78°F / 26°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 76% - Tuesday thunderstorm (71°F:82°F / 22°C:28°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (68°F:86°F / 20°C:30°C), Thursday mostly sunny (72°F:84°F / 22°C:29°C), Friday mostly sunny (74°F:84°F / 23°C:29°C)
[12:16:53] <Bytram> ~weather key west
[12:17:00] <exec> 10Key West, FL - currently 79°F / 26°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 82% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:83°F / 23°C:28°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (74°F:82°F / 23°C:28°C), Thursday sunny (76°F:83°F / 24°C:28°C), Friday sunny (77°F:83°F / 25°C:28°C)
[12:17:08] <Bytram> hard to believe those temps are all in the same country, just running down the east coast from north to south
[12:17:42] <Bytram> time to get ready for work. prolly back sometime after work; have a busy day ahead.
[12:17:48] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[12:26:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: until you remember that the US is enormous.
[12:26:55] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:27:17] <Bytram> split alaska in half and then texas goes from 2nd to 3rd largest state in the country
[12:28:11] <Bytram> ok, really gtg. Have a great day everyone!
[12:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Take it from an Economist, Medicare for All is the Most Sensible way to fix Health Care in the USA - http://sylnt.us - But-I-*like*-getting-50-different-invoices-for-one-hospital-stay
[13:30:45] <RandomFactor> ~weather hell
[13:30:53] <exec> 10Washington, DC - currently 66°F / 19°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 3 mph, humidity 76% - Tuesday mostly cloudy (49°F:80°F / 9°C:27°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (45°F:66°F / 7°C:19°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (51°F:68°F / 11°C:20°C), Friday scattered showers (58°F:73°F / 14°C:23°C)
[13:31:17] <RandomFactor> Bwaaahahahahahaaa
[13:48:40] <FatPhil> But Hell's in Michegan, I used to know a guy who lived there.
[13:49:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather heaven
[13:49:33] <exec> 10Pyongyang, North Korea - currently 44°F / 7°C, light rain showers, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 74% - Tuesday showers (40°F:59°F / 4°C:15°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (31°F:57°F / -1°C:14°C), Thursday partly cloudy (34°F:63°F / 1°C:17°C), Friday sunny (38°F:64°F / 3°C:18°C)
[13:55:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather purgatory
[13:55:37] <exec> 10Purgatory Resort, 1 Skier Place, Durango, CO - currently 39°F / 4°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 1 mph, humidity 52% - Tuesday partly cloudy (32°F:55°F / 0°C:13°C), Wednesday snow (19°F:34°F / -7°C:1°C), Thursday partly cloudy (16°F:33°F / -9°C:1°C), Friday snow (22°F:36°F / -6°C:2°C)
[14:33:58] <Runaway1956> #submit https://sputniknews.com
[14:33:59] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:34:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[14:37:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New York's Facial Recognition on RFK bridge not doing well so far - http://sylnt.us - now-is-the-time-for-all-good-men-to-tint-their-windows
[15:10:51] * NCommander waves from Barbados
[15:14:41] <FatPhil> drink rum!
[15:14:56] <FatPhil> ~gday NCommander
[15:14:58] * exec transphobically pesters a mouthful of drum loops with NCommander
[15:15:41] * NCommander is currently at ARIN43
[15:22:21] <FatPhil> that's no excuse for not drinking rum
[15:29:57] <NCommander> FatPhil, no, but medical reasons are :(
[15:30:09] * NCommander can't drink alchocol for multiple reasons
[15:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake NCommander
[15:50:32] * MrPlow smakes NCommander upside the head with a paper airplane
[15:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> run off to beaches, boobs, and booze and don't invite me? communist.
[15:51:52] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I'm representing ICANN NARALO at ARIN, do you really want to be in my shoes? :)
[15:52:19] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[15:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, i'm going to be shoveling mud that's almost up to my knees out of a trench that's deeper than i am tall in about an hour, so sure =P
[15:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm pretty sure they wouldn't want me doing any representing though. i'm a little opinionated.
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[15:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, enjoy what fun in the sun you can. i'm going to go get ready to have some unfun in the sun.
[16:06:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Warning: "Catastrophic" Supervolcano Eruption Could "Push Humanity to Extinction" - http://sylnt.us - buy-guns-and-tons-of-MREs
[16:08:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> what was that command to add nouns to exec's gday cmd?
[16:10:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday >beverage hickory smoked horse buttholes
[16:10:57] <exec> added to beverages
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[16:47:31] <FatPhil> n.d. Mongolian Cow's Milk Vodka!
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[18:27:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Libraries Go High-Tech to Stay Relevant in the Digital Era - http://sylnt.us - computer-lab-with-book-section
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[18:50:47] <RandomFactor> Andytheabsurd: Is that really a beverage?
[18:51:02] <RandomFactor> seems more BBQ
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[19:35:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> "beverage" is in this case a synonym for "noun"
[19:35:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday RandomFactor
[19:35:48] * exec disturbingly ships a pile of off-by-ones with RandomFactor
[19:36:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday RandomFactor
[19:36:02] * exec cromulently mixes the last box of Buttcoins with RandomFactor
[19:36:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> et cetera, et cetera, et cetera
[19:56:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Town Spreads 109 Liters of Gasoline on Field and Lights it to Speed Drying - http://sylnt.us - did-they-try-covering-it-in-rice
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[21:46:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's First Dedicated Starlink Launch Set for May; Amazon Hired SpaceX Execs for Project Kuiper - http://sylnt.us
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[23:17:05] <Bytram> https://www.teslarati.com
[23:26:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massive Bank App Security Holes: You Might Want to Go Back to That Money Under the Mattress Tactic - http://sylnt.us - slow-adoption-means-learning-from-others'-misteaks....hahahahahaha!