#Soylent | Logs for 2019-03-25
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[00:15:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Italy Joins China's Belt and Road Initiative - http://sylnt.us - marco-polo-would-be-proud
[01:12:27] <chromas> shitpost https://www.youtube.com
[01:12:28] <upstart> ^ 03Trump, Russia, Possible Collusion (REMIX)
[02:07:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Artificial Gravity Bed Rest Study - http://sylnt.us - I'm-not-lazy,-I'm-doing-research-for-NASA
[02:25:09] <chromas> https://techraptor.net
[02:25:12] <upstart> ^ 03House Flipper DLC Allows You to Flip Gardens
[02:25:19] <chromas> "property development simulator"
[02:25:43] <chromas> Is there anything that won't get the simulator treatment? Is there a simulator simulator yet?
[02:29:14] <chromas> =submit This sounds like good idea. https://www.washingtontimes.com
[02:29:15] <upstart> Submitting "School security system to give police access to camera feeds"...
[02:29:37] <upstart> Sub-ccess! "School Security System to Give Police Access to Camera Feeds" ( https://soylentnews.org )
[02:30:37] <chromas> heh, my email client thinks the SN Daily Newsletter may be a scam
[02:31:23] <chromas> "This email contains a link which points to a numerical IP address (202.117.108.117) instead of a typical textual website address. This is often the case in scam emails."
[02:32:10] <chromas> Oh, it's just from extra links in one of the stories
[02:56:05] * Deucalion jiggles
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[03:44:08] <Sulla> When/if you had kids, what was the limit to how much you were willing to read to them at night, if there was a limit.
[03:46:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A First Look at Microsoft’s New Chromium-powered Edge Browser - http://sylnt.us - still-MS
[03:46:24] <chromas> Get them to read to each other
[03:50:42] <Sulla> still four
[03:50:55] <Sulla> I can get em to add, subtract, count, and do some basic multiplication
[03:51:02] <Sulla> but reading is pretty far bridge still
[03:51:41] <Sulla> Devolves quickly into one kid saying a letter from the others name, and "THATS MY LETTER" and the other one screaming "NO"
[03:52:26] <Sulla> End up reading for two hours a night when all I really want to do is to do the wife and go to bed instead of reading for two or three hours before they finally pass out only to find the wife passed out
[03:52:36] <Sulla> but at same point reading that much has to be good for them
[03:53:08] <Sulla> Maybe a point of diminishing returns I can use to justify bad parenting?
[03:53:10] <chromas> Maybe pretend to fall asleep reading
[03:53:57] <chromas> Dunno
[03:54:06] <Sulla> worth a shot
[03:54:58] <chromas> What if you read just a couple stories, then have them do math while you go out to do something for a bit and if they're still awake then read a couple more
[03:56:53] <chromas> "Okay, guys see how many times you can double a number. 1, 2, 4, 8…et cetera. I must poop now."
[03:58:28] <Sulla> Yeah. Math is a fun one.
[03:58:36] <Sulla> currenlty reading a book from the 50s on geology
[03:59:30] <Sulla> This month started with finishing the 5th volume of the fall and decline of the roman empire, starship troopers, gilgamesh, and now geology
[04:00:21] <chromas> Nice
[04:00:43] <chromas> I wonder when's the right time to start teaching logical phallusies. Make them call each other out whenever they argue >:)
[04:00:50] <Sulla> Some books are a PITA because of pronunciation
[04:01:07] <Sulla> the illiad is a jackass book
[04:01:18] <Sulla> soon as they understand it?
[04:01:35] <Sulla> I think the big thing is to really push whatever you can trick them into finding fun that is also educational
[04:01:46] <Sulla> so that you get as much in as possible before its no longer fun
[04:06:15] <Sulla> I like that vengeful gods sub by TRDT
[04:07:28] <chromas> I should've paid more attention to that I guess. It could've been merged with another
[04:07:35] * chromas does a post-merge
[04:09:06] <Sulla> is the mrgp article the same thing?
[04:09:15] <Sulla> mrpg*
[04:09:18] <chromas> yeah, but using a phys.org link
[04:09:37] <Sulla> smart
[04:10:40] <chromas> rDT's is Fox News. Now we just need one from aristarchus that involves the alt-right somehow
[04:11:36] <Sulla> hah
[04:11:47] <Sulla> im reading through his weaponization of hate violent games post
[04:12:09] <Sulla> I don't understand how violent games don't make someone more violent, but being a normal person around a gun makes you more likely to kill someone
[04:12:32] <Sulla> Although I might be misunderstanding him
[04:12:46] <chromas> video games don't make you violent but they do normalize the patriarchy
[04:21:25] <chromas> hm the articles kinda conflict
[04:21:32] <chromas> now I have to actually read them
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[05:07:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Will Car Ownership Soon Become "Quaint"? - http://sylnt.us - no
[06:16:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Computer Code a Foreign Language? - http://sylnt.us - ^s([^\w\d\s])(?:.*?[^\\]\1){2}
[06:20:34] <FatPhil> =weather
[06:20:44] <FatPhil> ~weather
[06:20:56] <FatPhil> pah!
[06:27:42] <chromas> #weather
[06:27:42] <MrPlow> No location found for chromas
[06:27:47] <chromas> #weather 666
[06:27:48] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[06:29:24] <AzumaHazuki> Hell routinely freezes over
[06:33:32] <chromas> Not surprising. Put the souls on ice for a bit and they'll be begging for the fire to come back
[06:34:12] <AzumaHazuki> it's a town in Michigan
[06:34:15] <chromas> Make them want their infinite punishment for finite sin
[06:34:30] <AzumaHazuki> i do hope you see the absurdity of that idea.
[06:34:43] <chromas> I don't
[06:34:55] <chromas> Is it more absurd than the ide of hell in the first place?
[06:35:05] <AzumaHazuki> if it were up to me, anyone who actually believes finite sins deserve infinite punishment would be burned 2/3 to death and left to carry on. just to give them some perspective
[06:35:41] <AzumaHazuki> one of these days, if i ever work out how to light people on fire with sheer force of will, there will be a reckoning
[06:35:45] <chromas> Ah, I thought you meant the alternating temperatures idea
[06:36:57] <AzumaHazuki> that one's pretty silly too :v
[06:37:59] <chromas> I guess you're right. It would just sooth the pain. That's probably where Icy-Hot came from
[06:39:05] <AzumaHazuki> you know, something like 5 billion humans are devil-worshipers. Yahweh doesn't meet the criteria for being God, but says he is. That means he's a blaspheming demon
[06:39:11] <AzumaHazuki> and most of the world worships him.
[06:39:33] <AzumaHazuki> this explains entirely too much about the state of the human race
[06:40:48] <chromas> Yahweh is the devil all along
[06:41:00] <chromas> "and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling adults!"
[06:42:08] <chromas> Who were the other god in Genisis? They talked to each other and decided to take away the tree of life. Did Yahweh have multiple personalities or just a bad editor?
[06:43:14] <AzumaHazuki> bad editor. plenty of research on this: Judaism was henotheistic originally and the other Elohim were Yahweh's peers
[06:43:34] <AzumaHazuki> there are stelae bearing the inscription "to YHVH and his Asherah" too
[06:43:40] <chromas> That's no fun. Less real, more fantasy
[06:43:45] <AzumaHazuki> which means he had a wife once, and I do not blame her one bit for leaving
[06:44:11] <chromas> Perhaps he's an alcoholic and that's why he had fits of rage
[06:54:11] <FatPhil> the "thou shalt have no other gods before me" seems to be a bit of a clue that there are other gods, even if it is a mistranslation.
[06:54:42] <FatPhil> actually, that's not a terrible mistranslation s/before/but/ is the mistranslation.
[06:55:36] <chromas> You can have other gods, just renice them to 20
[06:58:59] <FatPhil> that's the mistranslation aspect - "before" isn't "of higher priority", it's is literally "in front of".
[06:59:43] <FatPhil> Don't bring your other gods into my temple, basically. When you're back outside, continue as you were.
[07:00:39] <FatPhil> However, we do know he's a jealous god, so he'd probably be in a hellish sulk if you did do that.
[07:01:15] <chromas> Is number 2 a mistranslation? Seems to rule out photography, statues, crucifixes and Bob Ross
[07:02:47] <chromas> Also, "taking the lord's name in vain" sounds more like calling myself a christian to fit in than saying his name in the wrong way. Saying a name isn't taking it.
[07:04:06] <FatPhil> you can't split number 2 into 2 halves, the worshipping part is essential to the ban.
[07:06:03] * chromas both splits 2 into 2 and also grabs a baby goat and milks its mom for later
[07:06:45] <FatPhil> thou shalt not tug a goat!
[07:06:53] <FatPhil> oh, you said mom, not dad
[07:07:17] <chromas> Well I gotta boil the baby in something
[07:08:56] * chromas tugs the lower horn
[07:08:58] <FatPhil> I'd forgotten how bad apologists are, I don't engage with them any more fortunately, I prefer my bubble to not contain airheads, so this was shooting fish in a barrel: https://www.youtube.com
[07:08:59] <upstart> ^ 03How The Bible Supports Slavery
[07:09:22] <chromas> That's in my recommended list but I hadn't clicked it yet
[07:16:00] <chromas> it also promote abortion
[07:16:54] * chromas grammer bad
[07:17:10] <AzumaHazuki> nap time...morning shift in 4 hours
[07:17:26] <chromas> g'night
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[07:22:42] <chromas> hm, are there any rules for spam subs? Can I just delete or should at least one other person see it first?
[07:45:00] <FatPhil> adding a note is quick and easy
[07:45:21] <chromas> true but then it's still there
[07:45:48] <FatPhil> oh, that one - consider it seen and deemed spam
[07:56:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Complex Societies Gave Birth to Big Gods, Not the Other Way Around - http://sylnt.us - I'm-handing-out-infinite-punishment-for-finite-crime,-spread-the-word-and-take-donations
[09:17:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU to Drop Threat of Huawei Ban but Wants 5G Risks Monitored - http://sylnt.us - 5G-Chess
[09:36:31] <chromas> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[09:36:34] <upstart> Submitting "The planet's prodigious poo problem"...
[09:36:34] <chromas> "faecebook"
[09:36:45] <chromas> Accurate outside of context
[09:36:55] <chromas> We just need a modern-day Noah
[09:36:55] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "The Planet's Prodigious Poo Problem" -> https://soylentnews.org
[09:37:02] <chromas> or NOAA
[10:35:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Endlessh: an SSH Tarpit - http://sylnt.us - "'Mawnin'!'-sez-Brer-Rabbit"
[10:38:25] <boru> That is an absolutely pointless tool.
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[10:54:19] * chromas blames the J^Hsubs
[11:17:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:17:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4672
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[11:32:12] <chromas> https://www.techspot.com
[11:32:13] <upstart> ^ 03Microsoft's Chromium-based Edge browser leaks online, can be downloaded
[11:37:42] <chromas> lel, rDT's dept field, "BOFFIN' or BOOFING?"
[11:51:27] <FatPhil> has he been reading the register too much, that's one of their favourite words.
[11:58:02] <chromas> silly boofers
[12:02:48] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole 80s slang
[12:07:03] <chromas> it's that time again https://www.technology.org
[12:07:04] <upstart> ^ 03Solar-powered moisture harvester collects and cleans water from air
[12:07:46] <chromas> I wonder if there's a counter somewhere, tracking the number of amazing water-from-air projects
[12:07:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> or how-to-create-deserts
[12:08:48] <chromas> If a dehumidifier can't make a desert, I dunno how a shitty solar-powered one's gonna do it
[12:09:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> same way wal-mart does business. volume.
[12:09:39] * chromas sets out a thousand Fontuseses and a thousand Waterseerses
[12:10:56] * TheMightyBuzzard contributes to global warming by peeing outside
[12:11:02] <chromas> plus the areas the dehumidifiers are always pitched as saviors for are...deserts
[12:11:58] <cmn32480> coffree++
[12:11:58] <Bender> karma - coffree: 2
[12:11:58] <chromas> do let the neighbors see you using python
[12:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !? try living in the south during the summer. you'll understand why that ain't so.
[12:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> =gday cmn32480
[12:12:04] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:12:04] * upstart transphobically tosses a dogbox of systemd at cmn32480
[12:12:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4673
[12:12:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yo bot am broke again
[12:12:13] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:25] <cmn32480> when did that happen?
[12:12:30] <cmn32480> last week some time?
[12:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> week or two ago?
[12:12:59] <cmn32480> harumph\
[12:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen exec
[12:13:01] <MrPlow> [2019-03-17 04:14:34] #editorial <exec> └─ 13Precision drugs could unmask cancers to the immune system and boost the effects of immunotherapy - The Institute of Cancer Research, London
[12:13:06] * cmn32480 goes to poke exec
[12:13:27] <cmn32480> yowza... been a long time since I logegd into that box
[12:13:39] <cmn32480> 217 packages to be updated
[12:13:46] <cmn32480> 143 security updates
[12:13:51] <cmn32480> and a restart required...
[12:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame crutchy. when you code something it's better if it crashes completely rather than runs in a useless state.
[12:14:05] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:14:07] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should see the states of the SN boxen
[12:14:37] * cmn32480 isn't sure he wants to know
[12:14:52] <cmn32480> but I betcha its horrendous
[12:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> 248 packages can be updated.
[12:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> 212 updates are security updates.
[12:15:25] <cmn32480> so not much different
[12:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> the gentoo boxen are closer to current but still not very
[12:15:34] <cmn32480> lol
[12:16:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone should fire the admin in charge of that
[12:16:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UPS Eyes In-Home Health Services With U.S. Vaccine Project - http://sylnt.us - vax-me
[12:16:26] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:16:44] <cmn32480> maybe he'll take out a part ime-ish editor on his way out
[12:17:39] * cmn32480 is prettyy sure he isn't gonna be able to deal wiht the stupid today
[12:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's why we have the 2A
[12:20:37] <cmn32480> they don't beleive in that amendment here in MArlyand
[12:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's okay, i don't believe in maryland
[12:21:41] <cmn32480> me neither... I jsut ive here
[12:27:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! got mod_perl built. took some hacky bullshit but i'm okay with that for the moment.
[12:29:12] <cmn32480> exec is still updateing.
[12:29:20] * cmn32480 giggles
[12:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:31:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:31:17] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 700
[12:42:03] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[12:53:17] <cmn32480> ooo
[12:53:26] <cmn32480> and a new LTS upgrade... that ought to go swimmingly'
[12:53:54] * cmn32480 presses Enter and starts breakings hit
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[19:06:17] <Sulla> still no word from MDC
[19:06:28] <Sulla> hopefully he just ran off into the homeless hoards to avoid paying taxes
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[20:46:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Education and Science Giant Elsevier Left Users' Passwords Exposed Online - http://sylnt.us - open-access
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[21:01:35] <Bytram> =g "Reach out and touch someone"
[21:01:36] <upstart> https://www.youtube.com - AT&T Reach Out and Touch Someone Commercial - 1987 - YouTube
[21:04:17] <Bytram> =g "Next best thing to being there"
[21:04:18] <upstart> http://www.beingthereabq.com - The Next Best Thing To Being There
[21:04:27] <Bytram> =g "Next best thing to being there" commercial
[21:04:28] <upstart> https://beatriceco.com - Bell System Advertisements
[21:04:56] <Bytram> =g "Long-distance is the next best thing to being there"
[21:04:57] <upstart> https://beatriceco.com - Bell System Advertisements
[21:22:24] * AzumaHazuki is working on a way to kick people in the $GONADS over tcp/ip if that counts
[21:32:19] <Bytram> lol
[21:32:27] <Bytram> wait a sec...
[21:32:31] <Bytram> *OUCH*
[21:41:55] <Bytram> Sulla: we don't ordinarily do this, but I just checked and see: Last access 2019-03-21
[21:43:19] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[21:43:21] <upstart> ^ 03Spyware sneaks into 'million-ish' Asus PCs via poisoned software updates, says Kaspersky ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[21:48:56] <Bytram> https://www.kaspersky.com
[21:48:58] <upstart> ^ 03ShadowHammer: Malicious updates for ASUS laptops ( https://www.kaspersky.com )
[21:49:12] <Bytram> https://www.kaspersky.com
[21:49:13] <upstart> ^ 03ShadowHammer: Malicious updates for ASUS laptops
[22:03:35] <Bytram> break time
[22:05:52] <AzumaHazuki> he's likely dead or very sick. and might not have died/gotten very sick if this country did better by its poor
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[22:21:57] <Sulla> Didn't he run off to a homeless camp in the past to avoid taxes? or that was at least the accusation on kuroshen or whatever it was
[22:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> AzumaHazuki, MDK's problem isn't poverty, it's that he's nucking futz. he's earned plenty of money over the years, he just doesn't have the mental stability to make it consistently or to keep from blowing what he does make on whatever bat-shit insane notion crosses his mind or.
[22:22:16] <Sulla> Well, if its because of bad healthcare its because he is no longer on OHP because of Obamacare and the new health system sucks
[22:23:45] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders back off because finishing for the day on the remodel doesn't mean finished with all work for the day
[22:27:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - School Security System to Give Police Access to Camera Feeds - http://sylnt.us - take-a-look-at-that
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[23:55:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Copyright Directive Vote Set for Tuesday - http://sylnt.us - no-comment©
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