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[02:07:37] <upstart> ^ 03Adobe will retire Shockwave on April 9, 2019 - gHacks Tech News
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[10:49:04] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:49:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4652
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[10:56:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stingy Driverless Cars Will Clog Future Streets Instead of Parking - http://sylnt.us - unparktilect:-the-wheelbound
[11:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:41:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4653
[11:41:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:41:11] * exec carefully pairs a drawing of vespian gas with Bytram
[11:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday FatPhil
[11:41:15] * exec casually runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a bottle of birds for FatPhil
[11:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday chromas
[11:41:18] * exec flatulantly reticulates a floccinaucinihilipilificator of contentment for chromas
[11:41:33] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:41:34] <chromas> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[11:41:36] * exec cordially yeets some juggs of cockles past TheMightyBuzzard
[11:41:36] * exec problematically snatches a pair of chromas' tossed salad from TheMightyBuzzard
[11:41:49] <Bytram> ~gday chromas
[11:41:51] * exec clumsily planks a json representation of windows 8 for chromas
[11:41:56] <chromas> ~g'day Bytram
[11:41:58] * exec transcendentally [deleted] a safespace of cromulence in Bytram
[11:42:13] <chromas> Thanks for the representation
[11:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> windows 8 or chromas's tossed salad? difficult call which is worse
[11:42:40] <Bytram> go for the bunny food -- it's gots roughage!
[11:43:19] * TheMightyBuzzard sticks with the boobs n shellfish
[11:43:51] <Bytram> hmmm, keeping the shellfish sounds selfish
[11:44:01] <Bytram> and is alliterative, too!
[11:44:16] * chromas keeps the fish shell
[11:44:40] <Bytram> something something sells something sea shore
[11:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't alliteration awesome?
[11:45:19] <Bytram> Awww, alliteration ain't awesome!
[11:45:25] <Bytram> ;)
[11:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ass
[11:46:25] <Bytram> assumptions?
[11:46:33] <Bytram> hey, feeling better?
[11:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... kinda digging on the funky epoxy countertops idea today. lot cheaper than granite or whatnot. lot lighter too.
[11:47:32] <chromas> Use the wood from the pews
[11:47:42] <Bytram> how would it hold up to having a hot pot placed directly on it? any melting/singeing?
[11:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's gonna be bookcases
[11:48:25] <chromas> What's a book?.meme
[11:48:34] <Bytram> just go industrial and use all stainless steel... easy cleanup is a thing!
[11:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty well. it's epoxy and very thick compared to poly or varnish or whatnot.
[11:48:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought about it. very likely will for downstairs before we get the upstairs kitchen done.
[11:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> huge stainless restaurant sink for the downstairs kitchen is absolutely going to happen. not sure about the industrial dishwasher but i'd love to have one.
[11:50:44] <Bytram> Hobart++
[11:50:44] <Bender> karma - hobart: 2
[11:50:52] <Bytram> !whoup hobart
[11:50:52] <Bender> uppers of hobart are: Bytram: 2
[11:50:55] <Bytram> lol
[11:51:27] <Bytram> watch for auctions of restaurant supplies -- get really good stuff... cheap!
[11:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> am
[11:51:53] <Bytram> kewel!
[11:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed one already but keeping an eye out for others.
[11:52:07] <Bytram> speaking of kewel (cool) how's the weather lookin?
[11:52:09] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:52:19] <Bytram> ~weather humboldt, TN
[11:52:21] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN - currently 42°F / 6°C, clear, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday scattered showers (42°F:61°F / 6°C:16°C), Wednesday cloudy (60°F:71°F / 16°C:22°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (41°F:69°F / 5°C:21°C), Friday cloudy (31°F:48°F / -1°C:9°C)
[11:52:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> annoying. may have a whole five days of clear/warmish weather after them storms there though.
[11:53:15] <Bytram> I have today and thursday off -- still thinking about rolling out the LE certs.
[11:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good. storms mean we can't do much if any outside work except pumping out the trench.
[11:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't take more than ten minutes tops but that's assuming i finally have the scripts right. i should, i fixed mine first then moved the fixes over to the sn servers.
[11:55:07] <Bytram> pumping out a... French [drain] trench? Rhyming is good, too.
[11:55:15] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:55:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> there once was a woman from venus
[11:56:15] <Bytram> I've got something lined up in about 1.25/1.5 hours; maybe give it a try in a couple hours or so?
[11:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i generally have little use for poetry but i make an exception for dirty limericks
[11:56:57] <Bytram> #g there once was a woman from venus
[11:56:58] <MrPlow> https://www.trekbbs.com - "Nov 18, 2008 ... There once was a lady from Venus Who's body was shaped like a penis. When First Contact was made. The crew were dismayed. When she ..."
[11:56:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly. i actually do have stuff that needs doing today but most of it can't be done before 8am.
[11:57:42] <Bytram> or sometime this afternoon? say in about 6/7 hours?
[11:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no clue on that. depends on if TR wants to pull wire or do other crap inside since outside work is out today.
[11:59:19] <Bytram> k
[11:59:32] <Bytram> about same time availability for me on thurs
[12:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'fine. storms then and we should have all our rainy day ducks rowed up by then
[12:00:23] <Bytram> sounds ducky
[12:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> play it by ear today or plan on thurs if not
[12:00:59] * Bytram starts humming and decides to change his toon
[12:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:01:36] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 697
[12:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i lied. i completely forgot about shel silverstein. my all time favorite poet. https://images.slideplayer.com
[12:17:17] <Bytram> break time
[12:23:26] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:23:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4654
[12:24:56] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:24:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4655
[12:25:00] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[12:25:02] * exec accidentally irritates a dongle of buffer overflows with cmn32480
[12:25:09] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[12:25:11] * exec socialistically extracts a barrel of segmentation violations from bytram
[12:25:13] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:25:15] * exec clumsily offers an overflowing treasure chest of dough to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:25:30] <Bytram> cookies!!!!
[12:25:44] <Bytram> or moolah, maybe?
[12:25:57] <cmn32480> it's exec... possibly sourdough
[12:26:06] <Bytram> thas not so bad
[12:26:24] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:26:36] <Bytram> especially in a sandwich made with cheddar cheese and, say, ham
[12:26:49] <cmn32480> or just otasted with butter
[12:26:53] <Bytram> yum,!
[12:27:00] <cmn32480> zactly
[12:27:16] * Bytram once had a bread making machine...
[12:27:28] <Bytram> nothing like a fresh slice of just-baked bread!
[12:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:30:01] * exec unabashedly prepares a sole datagram of anger for cmn32480
[12:30:24] <cmn32480> mmmmm fresh bread
[12:30:47] <Bytram> nod nod... nom nom
[12:35:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GPS Network May Experience Errors in "Week Number" Rollback - http://sylnt.us - the-times-they-are-a-changin'
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[14:17:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - F5 Networks Acquires NGINX for $670M - http://sylnt.us - it-was-good-while-it-lasted
[14:34:15] <chromas> InjunX
[15:29:19] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com
[15:29:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:29:37] <Runaway1956> What are you doing in the junk, chromas?
[15:29:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:30:00] <Runaway1956> Didn't lose your wedding ring again, did you?
[15:30:08] <chromas> scratching it I think
[15:30:23] <Runaway1956> Ewwwwww
[15:31:10] <chromas> What's that? A shooty-stealy?
[15:31:27] <Runaway1956> Yeah, the bad guys got shot this time.
[15:32:42] <Runaway1956> I keep watching for a headline, "Hundreds of Lubruls die when they assault Grandma in Texas"
[15:35:40] <FatPhil> You have strange fantasies.
[15:36:33] * Runaway1956 smiles
[15:43:28] <FatPhil> Oi, zip back up!
[15:43:48] * boru chuckles.
[15:46:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Book Club - Discuss: Fiasco, Start Reading: We Are Legion (We Are Bob) - http://sylnt.us
[15:49:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> dat /azz
[15:49:48] <Bytram> http://sylnt.us
[15:49:49] <upstart> ^ 03YOURLS — Your Own URL Shortener ( https://sylnt.us )
[15:49:53] <Bytram> lol
[15:50:03] <FatPhil> ~gday boru
[15:50:04] * exec spontaneously whips up manpurse of biscuits 'n' gravy for boru
[15:50:12] <boru> ~gday FatPhil
[15:50:13] * exec explicitly mixes an ace archive of vectors with FatPhil
[15:50:34] <boru> Biscuits is American for scones, right?
[15:51:25] <FatPhil> somewhere between a scone and a cracker from descriptions I've heard. dry, hard, inedible.
[15:51:39] <FatPhil> what "real men" would eat.
[15:51:42] <boru> The dish itself sounds pretty great, though.
[15:52:19] <Bytram> biscuits need not be hard, but do tend to be dry and not at all sweet
[15:52:38] <Bytram> kind of crumbly
[15:52:42] <boru> I was discussing Scottish dishes I'd come to like today, actually. Amongst them, haggis, square sausage, stovies, and just today, I was introduced to beef olives.
[15:52:48] <Bytram> on the inside, that is
[15:53:03] <boru> Somewhat different to our Irish dishes, but pretty delicious.
[15:53:06] <FatPhil> haggis intrinsically not so good - with the proper gravy, though, delicious!
[15:53:29] <boru> Well, I'd consider haggis which requires gravy to be poor haggis.
[15:53:33] <boru> It should be moist on its own.
[15:53:34] <Bytram> so... gravy == ketchup?
[15:53:35] <Bytram> ;)
[15:53:55] <boru> What in blazes?
[15:54:15] <FatPhil> ketchup's what you make soup out of, right?
[15:54:31] <boru> I am now lost in this discussion.
[15:54:33] <Bytram> ketchup is kind of a universal make something taste not-so-bad
[15:55:03] <FatPhil> including water, if you're very poor, and can steal a ketchup packet from a fast food place.
[15:55:04] <boru> I'd say that's butter or salt, in my neck of the woods.
[15:55:37] <Bytram> haggis sounds disgusting. adding gravy and then saying it's not bad swounds, to me, much like saying the meatloaf was okay, but not bad if you add ketchup.
[15:55:56] <boru> I'm telling you man, don't knock it until you try it.
[15:55:56] <FatPhil> boru - do you have bread with butter on, or do you have butter with a thin layer of bread to hold it together?
[15:55:57] <Bytram> s/sw/s/
[15:56:00] <exec> <Bytram> haggis sounds disgusting. adding gravy and then saying it's not bad sounds, to me, much like saying the meatloaf was okay, but not bad if you add ketchup.
[15:56:21] <boru> I tend to lash on the kerrygold if it's a good brown soda bread.
[15:56:35] <boru> Especially if I have stew or soup to dip it into.
[15:56:57] <boru> Do you know what breac is?
[15:57:14] <boru> Or brack, in English I suppose.
[15:57:16] <FatPhil> Finland was utterly shocking for butter consumption - scary thickness. It was clear that they enjoyed the butter more than the (utterly delicious, rye) bread
[15:58:01] <boru> Well, the Baltic lot are mad for unsalted butter in general, right?
[15:58:06] <boru> Butter in porridge, butter in coffee etc.
[15:58:43] <Bytram> break time
[15:58:55] <FatPhil> boru: this? http://www.foodireland.com
[15:58:56] <upstart> ^ 03Barmbrack – Báirín Breac
[15:59:01] <boru> Aye, that's the one.
[15:59:26] <boru> A decent dark tea breac with a good thick layer of butter is great.
[15:59:33] <Runaway1956> biscuits++
[15:59:34] <Bender> karma - biscuits: 2
[15:59:50] <FatPhil> If so - I'm very familiar with this close relative: https://www.deliaonline.com
[15:59:52] <upstart> ^ 03Bara Brith
[16:00:17] <Runaway1956> biscuits, in the American South are usually light, almost fluffy, and rather like bread with a nice brown crust
[16:00:28] <boru> So, a bit like a scone, then?
[16:00:41] <boru> Sure most of the South are practically Irish and Scottish anyway.
[16:00:51] <Runaway1956> To me, a scone is a pastry, usually with cream filling inside
[16:00:57] <boru> Hmm.
[16:01:16] <boru> FatPhil; _something_ like that, but a bit more cake-y than bread-y.
[16:01:29] <Runaway1956> You know that the English language and the American language often use anonyms to describe the same thing
[16:02:08] <Runaway1956> like a boot, and a trunk - who keeps stuff in their boots, beside their feet? I put stuff in trunks.
[16:02:12] <FatPhil> boru: mum's recipe was quite cakey - we like similar loaves here in .ee too.
[16:03:00] * FatPhil watches https://www.youtube.com with a funny look on his face...
[16:03:06] <boru> Well, I learned queen's English as a young man, so there's my bias.
[16:04:26] <FatPhil> my introduction to biscuits and gravy was in the context of it being part of military rations, which might not be the ideal forumulation.
[16:04:27] <boru> If ever I get the chance, I'll have you around for some breac, and a pot of tea so strong you could trot a horse on it.
[16:05:14] <FatPhil> No tea is so strong it can't be fixed by diluting it with a bit of water. Tannin does tweak me rather.
[16:05:46] <boru> You are no longer invited.
[16:07:14] <FatPhil> :D
[16:08:46] <FatPhil> Now I remember - it was "shit on a shingle".
[16:09:18] <FatPhil> Or SoS, for the terminally lazy/polite.
[16:09:27] <Runaway1956> Yeah, shit on a shingle is an old military staple - all you need is lots of flour and water, and you can feed a whole division
[16:10:58] <boru> As in hardtack, right?
[16:11:02] <FatPhil> I think what I was envisioning was this, which is UK fare: https://www.forces.net
[16:11:58] <Runaway1956> Well, sorta - hardtack is much like a soda cracker, but made with less water, and dried for shelf life - very hard unless you soak it in gravy
[16:12:26] <FatPhil> that was where my mention of "cracker" came from earlier.
[16:13:06] <Runaway1956> same ingredients in the two, just handled differently, really
[16:13:53] <RandomFactor> That annoyed feeling when ONE PERSON in the lunch group is stuck in a meeting for 45 minutes
[16:13:55] * Runaway1956 falls of the chair, and crawls off to bed
[16:14:48] <boru> Hmm, interesting.
[16:14:49] <FatPhil> RandomFactor: that feeling of guilt when you return, full bellied, and meet him with a "sorry, we went without you"?
[16:15:17] <FatPhil> google images does pull up pictures of what I call "scones" when I search for "biscuit".
[16:16:08] <FatPhil> But scones are only cooked once (thus moist), and biscuits (by definition, look at the word) are cooked twice (thus dry).
[16:16:11] <RandomFactor> I made hardtack for a school project with my daughter once, making civil war era rations. It was kinda cool, those holes they poke in crackers apparently originated in hardtack. They put them there...so you can break it as it could apparently be used as building material if you don't design in a weakness
[16:16:48] <FatPhil> yup, perforated for ease of use
[16:16:56] <boru> Our ration crackers are a bit more aerated and porous.
[16:16:59] <RandomFactor> just like...uh...nevermind that's wrong
[16:17:02] <boru> Well, were, I don't know what they're like now.
[16:17:26] <Bytram> also hardtack stored well and was a staple on sailing vessels way-back-when
[16:18:05] <FatPhil> and contains enough vitamins for everyone to die of scurvy!
[16:18:38] <boru> Well, that was until they died of lead poisoning instead, when they were using lead containers to store water.
[16:19:30] <Bytram> #g get the lead out!
[16:19:31] <MrPlow> https://www.gtlorocks.com - "Get The Led Out - The American Led Zeppelin. ... Key West Theater. 512 Eaton St. Key West, FL 33040. Info. Sold Out. ×. Key West Theater. 512 Eaton St. Key ..."
[16:19:35] <Bytram> lol
[16:19:59] <boru> After watching that series, The Terror, recently, I went and read up on the back story of the voyage. It was interesting to read about the understanding of medicine and human physiology at the time.
[16:20:30] <Bytram> which voyage was that?
[16:20:46] <Bytram> #g "The Terror" series voyage
[16:20:47] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Franklin's lost expedition was a British voyage of Arctic exploration led by Captain ...... The Terror (2007), which was developed as a 2018 AMC television series ..."
[16:21:00] <Bytram> ^^^ that one?
[16:21:05] <boru> Aye, that's the one.
[16:21:10] <Bytram> clicky
[16:21:28] <RandomFactor> Runaway1956: if your miami food truck driver gets accepted and my sanctuary turnabout doesn't I will glare menacingly
[16:22:56] <FatPhil> lead /seamed/ vessels, I presume.
[16:23:06] <boru> Yeah, something like that.
[16:27:59] <Bytram> >>> Other advanced technology included bows reinforced with heavy beams and plates of iron, an internal steam heating device for the comfort of the crew, screw propellers and iron rudders that could be withdrawn into iron wells to protect them from damage, ships' libraries of more than 1,000 books, and three years' worth of conventionally preserved or tinned preserved food supplies.[15] The latter was supplied from a provisioner, Stephen
[16:27:59] <Bytram> Goldner, who was awarded the contract on 1 April 1845, a mere seven weeks before Franklin set sail.[16] Goldner worked frantically on the large and hasty order of 8,000 tins. The speed required affected quality control of a proportion of the tins manufactured, which were later found to have lead soldering that was "thick and sloppily done, and dripped like melted candle wax down the inside surface".[17]
[16:28:29] <FatPhil> This is the only essential ration if you're doing such a journey: http://zythophile.co.uk
[16:28:32] <upstart> ^ 03Arctic Ale: a 158-year-old adventure revived
[16:28:42] <Bytram> However, studies in 2013 and 2016 suggested that lead poisoning was likely not a factor, and that the crew's ill health may, in fact, have been due to malnutrition – specifically zinc deficiency – possibly due to a lack of meat in their diet.
[16:31:34] <boru> Some of the medical examination and mortician reports I read suggested otherwise, based on symptoms of those who died.
[16:32:56] <Bytram> analysis would find an unexpected level of 226 parts per million (ppm) of lead in the crewman's bones, which was 10 times higher than the control samples, taken from Inuit skeletons from the same geographic area, of 26–36 ppm.
[16:36:59] <Bytram> .
[16:37:00] <Bytram> the ships were fitted with converted railway locomotive engines for auxiliary propulsion which required an estimated one tonne of fresh water per hour when steaming. It is highly probable that it was for this reason that the ships were fitted with a unique water distillation system which, given the materials in use at the time, would have produced large quantities of water with a very high lead content.
[16:44:24] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[16:44:26] <upstart> ^ 03Franklin's lost expedition - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[16:46:18] <Bytram> from an analysis of fingernails, it appears that zinc deficiency was the main culprit, combined with tuberculosis and starvation which led to the body breaking down and releasing lead into the bloodstream at the end.
[16:50:16] <Bytram> Fascinating read. First I'd heard of the expedition, won't soon be forgotten.
[16:56:12] * FatPhil hates perl
[16:56:24] <FatPhil> or at least the fucking line noise I wrote last week
[17:01:58] <boru> I managed to `git rm` entire directory trees of python from the work repo this week. It felt good.
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[17:15:55] <FatPhil> getting rid of code always good. getting rid of python even better ;-)
[17:16:16] <FatPhil> today's a day to learn about weird shit, apparently: https://www.thecrimson.com
[17:16:17] <upstart> ^ 03Project West Ford
[17:21:59] <fyngyrz> You misspelled "perl"
[17:24:51] <FatPhil> last in, first out
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[17:36:46] <Bytram> so getting rid of old code (trimming the fat) last in first out would be... lifosuction?
[17:36:52] <Bytram> =)
[18:00:10] <Bytram> !uid
[18:00:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7469, owned by taimoorsattar7
[18:15:20] <Bytram> #g "Dysonjnw"
[18:15:20] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[18:16:34] <Bytram> #g "Batterykud"
[18:16:34] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[18:17:16] <Bytram> #g "Fingerboardxhc"
[18:17:16] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[18:17:46] <Bytram> #g "Fenderknb"
[18:17:46] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[18:17:51] <Bytram> #g Fenderknb
[18:17:51] <MrPlow> https://ca.linkedin.com - "View Orville Fenderknob's profile on LinkedIn, the world's largest professional community. Orville has 1 job listed on their profile. See the complete profile on ..."
[18:18:25] <Bytram> #g "Airbladepkt"
[18:18:25] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
[18:18:29] <Bytram> #g Airbladepkt
[18:18:30] <MrPlow> sorry, there were no results for your query
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[19:07:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's cybersecurity program hasn't gotten off the ground - http://sylnt.us - shall...we...play...a...game...
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[19:54:43] <Bytram> nap time
[19:57:56] <FatPhil> oooop: https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[19:57:57] <upstart> ^ 03Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman implicated in cheating scandal
[19:58:15] <FatPhil> sorry about daily fail link, was the first one I came across
[20:40:37] <bacterium> hi!
[20:40:42] <bacterium> hi FatPhil !!!!
[20:41:22] <bacterium> is there dictionary lookup bot?
[20:41:32] <bacterium> wait, hold that thought......
[20:41:39] bacterium is now known as bacteria
[20:41:48] <bacteria> what were we talking about?
[20:42:08] <bacteria> #d word
[20:42:19] <bacteria> #g copesthetic
[20:42:19] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "The word copesthetic does not exist. See copacetic."
[20:42:32] <bacteria> #g copacetic
[20:42:32] <MrPlow> https://www.merriam-webster.com - "Copacetic definition is - very satisfactory. How to use copacetic in a sentence. The Mysterious Origin of copacetic."
[20:43:58] <FatPhil> not a real word!
[20:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Compute Express Link Specification (CXL) Version 1.0 Launched - http://sylnt.us - linking-up
[20:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define farticle
[20:49:19] <exec> [local] farticle: What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[20:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define chromas
[20:49:52] <exec> [local] chromas: a man without conviction. a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction. he comes and goes. he comes and goes.
[20:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[20:53:38] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 17
[20:53:59] <chromas> the browser?
[20:54:19] <chromas> oh, that's K-Meleon
[20:54:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[20:54:53] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with ninja bundle
[20:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're too young. go back and get born at the right time.
[21:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://pbs.twimg.com
[21:05:17] <FatPhil> Meaningful vote = voltage fun in me! (anagram)
[21:05:25] <FatPhil> May's "meaningful vote" = Five monumental gays (ditto)
[21:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> big fuckin tiddies = bikini scud gifted
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[22:11:35] <FatPhil> Boeing's share price = I ignore beeps & crash
[22:18:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel "14nm" CPU Shortage Forecast - http://sylnt.us - chipping-away-at-the-problem
[22:28:34] <RandomFactor_> Submistake: That feeling when you lovingly craft an article, check grammar, spelling, every link, and then word salad the title right before submitting.
[22:29:45] <chromas> That's just the RandomFactor_
[22:30:32] <RandomFactor_> Suprising noone at all: https://thehill.com
[22:30:33] <upstart> ^ 03Exclusive: Biden to run for White House, says Dem lawmaker
[22:31:49] <RandomFactor_> indeed it is
[22:32:50] <RandomFactor_> maybe... https://www.bbc.com
[22:32:51] <upstart> ^ 03'No vaccine, no school' in Italy
[22:34:40] <RandomFactor_> https://www.apnews.com
[22:34:40] <upstart> ^ 03Gene-edited food quietly arrives in restaurant cooking oil
[22:36:39] <RandomFactor_> https://www.livescience.com
[22:36:40] <upstart> ^ 03A Woman Had a Dangerous Allergic Reaction After Sex. Here's Why.
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[23:47:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Social Media and Internet Not Cause of Political Polarisation (New Research Suggests) - http://sylnt.us - eople-crab-people-crab-people-crab-people-crab-people-crab-people-crab-people-crab-people-crab-peopl