#Soylent | Logs for 2019-03-01
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[00:05:44] <Bytram> #yt NrMRJ46_9yc
[00:05:45] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:05:53] <Bytram> nope
[00:08:31] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[00:08:32] <upstart> Error: Title is empty
[00:09:03] <chromas> I get "Video unavailable"
[00:10:53] <Bytram> yeah...
[00:10:56] <Bytram> #yt SIBERIA MONSTERS TRUCK OFF ROAD EXTRIME BEST 2
[00:10:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:11:06] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[00:11:07] <upstart> ^ 03SIBERIA MONSTERS TRUCK OFF ROAD EXTREME BEST #14
[00:13:20] <Bytram> does not seem to be around any more :9
[00:13:26] <Bytram> s/9/(/
[00:13:28] <exec> <Bytram> does not seem to be around any more :(
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[01:47:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Announces $35,000 Model 3, is Closing its Stores to Pay for It - http://sylnt.us - self-buying-cars
[03:16:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mozilla Expands Common Voice Database to 18 Languages, With More on the Way - http://sylnt.us
[04:46:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Common Chemicals Combine To Make Metallic Sodium - http://sylnt.us - cue-a-new-generation-of-experimenters
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[06:26:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Skyrim Mod Team Accuses Another Mod Team of Stealing Source Code - http://sylnt.us - Skyrim-skirmish
[06:29:27] <AzumaHazuki> there's only one way to settle this. dragonshouts at 10 pace
[08:07:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supermicro Hardware Weaknesses Let Researchers Backdoor an IBM Cloud Server - http://sylnt.us - the-proof-is-in-the-cracking
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[09:19:23] <FatPhil> Betteridge proved false
[09:19:28] <FatPhil> https://www.pastemagazine.com
[09:19:29] <upstart> ^ 03Did CNN Stack the Audience Against Bernie Sanders at His Town Hall? - Paste Magazine
[09:25:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - University of California Boycotts Publishing Giant Elsevier Over Journal Costs and Open Access - http://sylnt.us - good
[10:50:31] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:50:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4629
[11:16:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Bans Lithium Batteries from Plane Cargo Holds to Limit Explosion Risk - http://sylnt.us - pack-the-device-but-carry-on-the-batteries || US Bans Lithium Batteries from Plane Cargo Holds to Limit Explosion Risk - http://sylnt.us - portable-power
[11:18:12] <chromas> heh, rehash == confused
[11:18:56] <Bytram> #g hash
[11:18:56] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A hash function is any function that can be used to map data of arbitrary size onto data of a fixed size. The values returned by a hash function are called hash ..."
[11:19:05] <Bytram> #g corned beef hash
[11:19:06] <MrPlow> https://www.simplyrecipes.com - "Wondering how to make corned beef hash? It's easy. All you do is sauté some onions, add chopped boiled potatoes and chopped cooked corned beef, and let ..."
[12:11:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:11:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4630
[12:18:28] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:18:30] * exec begrudgingly penetrates bag of pain with TheMightyBuzzard
[12:18:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[12:18:39] <Bytram> seems apropos
[12:18:40] * exec insensitively gives birth to a moldy tome of keyboard cat for Bytram
[12:18:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[12:18:54] <Bytram> how ya feelin?
[12:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> old
[12:19:06] <Bytram> *chuckles*
[12:19:13] <Bytram> it only gets better with age
[12:20:24] * Bytram is feeling his age today, too.
[12:20:35] * Bytram tries to avoid acting it, though
[12:56:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mysterious Surge in U.S. $100 Bills in Circulation, Possibly Linked to Global Corruption - http://sylnt.us - think-global-act-local
[13:44:55] <FatPhil> https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[13:46:30] <FatPhil> sauce: http://thesciencepost.com
[13:46:31] <upstart> ^ 03Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%
[14:25:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube Will Eventually Disable Comments on Videos Featuring Minors After Child Safety Fears - http://sylnt.us - watch-in-silence
[14:25:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...it took me way too long to get the joke.
[14:26:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> Great satire site, though.
[14:47:24] * FatPhil believes it all!
[14:47:31] <FatPhil> http://thesciencepost.com
[14:47:32] <upstart> ^ 03Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto
[14:49:16] <pinchy> "ive got some glyphosate here for you to drink"
[14:49:33] * FatPhil needs a drink, so thanks!
[14:52:34] <FatPhil> “This is a great move in my opinion” said anti-vaccer Meryl Dorey. “Most parents know more than doctors anyways, so this is a huge step in the right direction.”
[14:56:48] <pinchy> so which vaccines are the ones avoided by ant vaxers?
[14:57:07] <pinchy> is rubella out?
[14:57:34] <pinchy> most what i hear is the wambulance chasers of measles
[14:58:34] <FatPhil> measles and rubella are both in MMR
[15:04:20] <pinchy> ah here we go. looks like dog vaccines https://www.cdc.gov
[15:04:21] <upstart> ^ 03Birth-18 Years Immunization Schedule | CDC
[15:04:40] <pinchy> rotavirus and influenza
[15:05:42] <pinchy> ive been experimenting with one meal a day
[15:05:58] <pinchy> bowels move slower
[15:06:17] <pinchy> sucks having to eat a bunch in a short time
[15:09:18] <pinchy> helps if u eat meat and rich desert so u dont have to eat as much and sustains a lot longer
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[16:05:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Arguments in Favor of a Ninth Planet in Our Solar System - http://sylnt.us - cluster-luck
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[17:21:10] <Runaway1956__> #submit https://www.reuters.com
[17:21:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:21:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:28:32] <Runaway1956__> #submit https://www.reuters.com
[17:28:33] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:28:58] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:41:55] <Runaway1956__> #submit https://www.sciencenews.org
[17:41:55] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[17:42:20] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[17:47:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Pedestrian Road Deaths Reach Highest Toll Since 1990, Report Says - http://sylnt.us - not-so-smart-phone-use
[18:24:11] <FatPhil> ~gday Runaway1956__
[18:24:12] * exec cohesively steals a snapshot of liver and onions from Runaway1956__
[18:30:20] <AzumaHazuki> #submit https://www.sciencenews.org
[18:30:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:30:34] <AzumaHazuki> nanny state? maybe, but it seems to be working
[18:30:46] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[18:50:03] <FatPhil> ~gday AzumaHazuki
[18:50:05] * exec derisively cyberbullies a petabyte of rocks at AzumaHazuki
[18:50:15] <FatPhil> ooooh, sorry
[19:02:00] <AzumaHazuki> exec is going to be bullying those rocks a while
[19:02:13] <AzumaHazuki> he forgot that silicon only works for the cyber when it's very pure :D
[19:02:39] <AzumaHazuki> and with that, off to make noms~
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[19:06:22] <Runaway1956__> #submit https://www.foxnews.com
[19:06:22] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[19:07:35] <Runaway1956__> #submit https://www.dailywire.com
[19:07:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:08:00] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dangerous New Teen Trend: Burning Plastic Trash Cans, Inhaling Fumes - http://sylnt.us - dying-for-a-barrel-of-fun
[19:37:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time dededo
[19:37:57] <exec> Saturday, 2 March 2019 @ 5:37 am GMT+10 - Dededo, Guam
[20:37:54] <FatPhil> Malloy: Oh, man. Pee corner's looking real good right now.
[20:38:10] * FatPhil enjoys /The Orville/
[20:43:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> I need to get caught up.
[20:50:38] <FatPhil> Now we've done the full DS9 viewing, we were getting a bit of Trek withdrawal symptoms, and didn't necessarily want to dive into Voyager, so The Orville was a very useful tonic.
[20:57:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Make Water Droplets Produce Iridescent Colors - http://sylnt.us - science
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[21:33:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[21:33:04] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, 8°C/46°F, 1:33 pm PST, Friday, 1 March 2019
[21:47:13] <FatPhil> criminey, for some reason somebody or something recommended I watch /A.I. Artificial Intelligence/. I'm regretting taking this advice...
[21:52:30] <chromas> Watch iRobot next
[21:52:32] <chromas> bwahahahahahaha
[21:53:37] <FatPhil> I've turned it into a drinking game - I drink on "this film is so bad, I need something to take away the pain"
[21:54:13] <chromas> is that the one with a kid robot? I don't think I've seen it
[21:54:19] <FatPhil> I quite like iRobot
[21:54:32] <chromas> Did you buy all the merchandise though?
[21:54:32] <FatPhil> yes, that's the one
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[22:12:02] <FatPhil> god, it's getting worse!
[22:12:33] <chromas> Switch to water before you die of alcohol poisoning
[22:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electrically-Heated Silicate Glass Appears To Defy Joule's First Law - http://sylnt.us - breakin'-the-law
[22:44:49] <FatPhil> I'm made of sterner stuff
[22:45:32] <FatPhil> My obituary will report that I drowned in the fermentation tank, after getting out 3 times to pee.
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[23:12:30] <FatPhil> argh, it's not a creepy scene, it's stooooopid
[23:30:18] <FatPhil> jeebus christ, it's got even worse
[23:33:01] <FatPhil> not enough booze in the flat for this movie
[23:34:32] <Bytram> #g rotten tomatoes "A.I. Artificial Intelligence"
[23:34:33] <MrPlow> https://www.rottentomatoes.com - "Jun 29, 2001 ... A.I. Artificial Intelligence. Critics Consensus. A curious, not always seamless, amalgamation of Kubrick's chilly bleakness and Spielberg's ..."
[23:36:48] <FatPhil> oh god, it's got even even worse
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[23:37:58] <FatPhil> I want to give this -2/10, but +1 for dreamworks effects during Flesh Fair
[23:55:38] <FatPhil> finally over - christ, unbelievably bad.