#Soylent | Logs for 2019-02-17
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[00:16:37] <AzumaHazuki> irssi is awesome. this may have gotten me off XChat for good :)
[00:36:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arizona Drivers Can Now Use Digital License Plates - http://sylnt.us - epapers-please
[00:54:06] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, my stalker's on again, fantasizing about me having a dick...wheee, fun times
[01:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> do you not? i figured all lesbians had at least one in the nightstand drawer. i mean plenty of straight chicks do even.
[01:13:17] <AzumaHazuki> this is the "Hazuki MUST be a tranny because no woman has strong opinions, all my hug pillows say so" guy...
[01:14:09] <chromas> I thought testusisisitkljwhatever was the tranny
[01:15:12] <AzumaHazuki> Kurenai Tsubasa is the one confirmed MtF we have, IIRC
[01:15:19] <chromas> Oops—I mean noncisnormative female woman
[01:16:56] <AzumaHazuki> I mostly know FtMs and have...not had good experiences with MtFs, let's say
[01:17:33] <chromas> Seems like FtMs are harder to come to
[01:17:35] <chromas> I mean by
[01:17:46] <chromas> but I've only seen them on the internet
[01:18:08] <AzumaHazuki> they are the one group of people more invisible than plain old lesbians, LOL
[01:18:34] <AzumaHazuki> disliked by men because that's one less thing to stick your dick in, disliked by TERFs because hurr hurr gender traitor, etc
[01:20:38] <chromas> Speaking of MtF, have you ever noticed Kathleen Kennedy looks a lot like Brianna Wu?
[01:21:09] <AzumaHazuki> i have nooooo idea who either of those are lol
[01:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i don't mind ftms at all. never have even when i was a dipshit teenager. they're not proper guys in attitude but they're more fun than mtf or gay guys.
[01:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> lesbians are a mixed bag. i can hang with butch ones every day and have a blast. not so much the rest to varying degrees.
[01:24:02] <AzumaHazuki> you wouldn't like me then. I'm not lipstick, but definitely well into the femme spectrum
[01:24:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much on that side of the rainbow that confuses and/or annoys me, yep.
[01:25:04] <AzumaHazuki> we know :v
[01:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got a thing for strong women. not like what they call strong women today, which basically means a horrible, nasty bitch. like old grandma women who rule their families through sheer personality while managing to have everyone still love them. the kind that think equal rights would be a demotion.
[01:28:18] <AzumaHazuki> there is so much Freudian stuff to unpack here, lol
[01:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really, i just had a grandma like that what was awesome as hell.
[01:30:01] <AzumaHazuki> "strong woman" still does not mean "horrible, nasty bitch." It never did except in the minds of very immature people
[01:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> does to quite a lot of people who feel the need to tell everyone they're feminists.
[01:31:05] <AzumaHazuki> oh for the love of little green onions...
[01:31:17] <chromas> But they weren't true feminists
[01:31:31] <chromas> They're just appropriating feminist culture
[01:31:51] <AzumaHazuki> there are way, way fewer "blue-hairs" as I'm sure you call them than you think. those are a bunch of ignorant, outspoken, often young-and-naive sheltered kids
[01:31:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not something i'm making up here. i can only guess they've never spent time with actual strong women.
[01:32:15] <AzumaHazuki> Hah, some of the nurses in the ICU would be an eye-opener for that sort
[01:32:42] <chromas> Nurses++ dark humor
[01:32:42] <Bender> karma - nurses: 1
[01:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck yes there are. my stepmother's one of them. she's like epic strong woman.
[01:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> put my dad through physical therapy schooling while taking care of four of his kids on waitress pay and still cooked dinner every night she didn't work.
[01:33:53] <AzumaHazuki> oh yes, the dark jokes. i was the runner for the crash cart to the maternity ward for a code blue drill a couple of weeks ago
[01:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> takes no shit from anybody.
[01:34:06] <AzumaHazuki> they were doing CPU on a rubber dummy and intubating it and everythin
[01:34:39] <AzumaHazuki> back at the pharmacy I mentioned it to the pharmacist and said "the dummy's going to have a bouncing baby girl" and she goes "perfect, if we drop the little fucker they don't need to call CPS. No shaken baby syndrome either"
[01:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowadays she's a medsurge RN cause dad returned the favor schooling and homemaking like.
[01:35:07] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[01:35:34] <AzumaHazuki> yeah that one made me crack up out loud, which almost never happens with this permanent case of Grumpy Cat Face
[01:35:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like the butt box stories better but then i have no illusions about being especially sophisticated in my preferred humor.
[01:35:53] <AzumaHazuki> "Alexis, we are horrible people." "Yes we are." "You more than me." "Hey, you laughed too."
[01:36:51] <AzumaHazuki> adult psych also gets called "the squirrel feeder"
[01:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice, hadn't heard that one
[01:38:07] <AzumaHazuki> or "the coffee can" (chock full'o nuts")
[01:40:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, ladies n gents, nicotine time and make sure TR's boy child ain't sticking a dog in the oven or some such (we don't even have a dog so this would be especially worrying)
[01:49:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, all is right in the household. he's currently distracted from mischief on account of being busy watching the last kingdom.
[02:03:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> personal endorsement: the last kingdom is one of the best shows i've seen in many years.
[02:16:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews is... FIVE YEARS OLD! - http://sylnt.us - Happy-Birthday-to-Us!
[04:37:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Prepared to Purchase Two More Soyuz Seats From Roscosmos - http://sylnt.us - getting-a-lyft?
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[06:56:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Hamilton": 3 Injured when Audience Flees During Performance in San Francisco - http://sylnt.us - life-imitates-art
[09:28:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paul Vixie Complains about Chromecast's Use of Google DNS - http://sylnt.us - pegging-the-bogosity-meter
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[11:48:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Automakers Impressed by Tesla Model 3 - http://sylnt.us - not-as-easy-as-it-looks
[14:06:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Privacy Is Not a Science, It Is a Human Right - http://sylnt.us - it's-none-of-your-business
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[14:29:11] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:29:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4609
[14:29:16] <Bytram> time to get ready for work.
[14:35:33] <pinchy> but its only sunday /smartcasm
[14:36:05] <Bytram> yeah, I know. Joys of working retail!!
[14:36:15] <Bytram> gtg... have a great dsay!
[14:36:18] <Bytram> *day!
[14:36:22] <Bytram> lol
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[16:28:49] <guy_> #submit https://www.breitbart.com
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[16:29:14] <guy_> #submit https://www.breitbart.com
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[17:07:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dollar Stores - Benefactors or Tyrants for the Poor? - http://sylnt.us - nothing-in-that-store-costs-1$-anyway
[19:25:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "These Maps are Bogus": U.S. Lawmakers Tear Into Telecom Execs Over Spotty Rural Coverage - http://sylnt.us - here-be-dragons
[19:47:14] <pinchy> post an tax story on soylent and all the armchair economists come out bikeshedding on how to redistrubute the wealth
[20:34:20] <FatPhil> that's idiot speak. first you remove inversions. once you've removed inversions, you may find that you don't even need to redistribute the wealth.
[20:34:33] * FatPhil <- armchair economist
[22:02:34] <FatPhil> n.p. the JP vs. GQ interview - a pretty scrappy affair
[22:14:37] * fyngyrz learns something: "bikeshedding"
[22:16:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Linux Graphics Driver Adding Device Local Memory - Possible Start of Discrete GPU Bring-Up - http://sylnt.us - discreet-gpu
[22:16:45] <fyngyrz> also... to remove tax inversion, I think it's pretty much a given that you'd also have to say that businesses not based here, could not do business here. Otherwise, they'll just leave. And I don't see that happening.
[22:17:48] <fyngyrz> Related: As long as congress is fluffing big money, this is all a non-starter
[23:09:59] <FatPhil> I'm not thinking of businesses, I'm thinking of personal tax.
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[23:26:57] <FatPhil> ~gday AzumaHazuki
[23:26:59] * exec carefully gives birth to a gift of canadian pennies for AzumaHazuki
[23:27:51] <FatPhil> sheesh, sauna eyes - I read that as "penises" and was about to apologise.
[23:40:37] <Bytram> #g sauna eyes
[23:40:38] <MrPlow> https://www.mamanatural.com - "Dec 9, 2018 ... Sauna benefits are mind blowing, from weight loss to anti-aging and beyond. Discover the top 10 ways saunas can enhance your health in this ..."
[23:40:52] <Bytram> #g "sauna eyes"
[23:40:52] <MrPlow> https://www.gettyimages.co.uk - "View this Woman Resting Head Against Wall In Sauna Eyes Closed stock photo. Find premium, high-resolution images in Getty Images' library."