#Soylent | Logs for 2019-02-08
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[00:35:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lawsuit Against Bayer for Monopoly Practices Selling Dicamba-Resistant Seeds - http://sylnt.us - Domino-Theory-in-Practice
[02:16:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Many Popular iPhone Apps Secretly Record Your Screen Without Asking - http://sylnt.us - pair-annoyed
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[03:26:20] <mrpg> I forgot the name
[03:46:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NYPD Demands Removal of DUI Checkpoints From Waze App, Google Refuses - http://sylnt.us - where-there's-a-will-there's-a...waze
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[05:25:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Systemd as Tragedy - http://sylnt.us - it's-all-geek-to-me
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[07:06:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raspberry Pi Opens First High Street Store in Cambridge - http://sylnt.us - just-desserts
[08:46:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jeff Bezos Accuses National Enquirer of Blackmail - http://sylnt.us - bare-facts
[10:16:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Male Y Chromosomes Not "Genetic Wastelands" - http://sylnt.us - stranded
[10:25:31] <chromas> Experts Exchange was helpful. Global warming is real!
[10:26:48] * chromas prepares a fallout shelter
[10:29:22] <FatPhil> and san francisco should prepare a dropout shelter
[10:29:55] <FatPhil> I swear the only news stories I've heard in a year about SF have been on the topic of poop.
[10:30:21] <chromas> Did someone finally create a new poop map?
[10:30:31] <FatPhil> was the old one shit?
[10:30:39] <chromas> lel
[10:30:56] <FatPhil> I thought it was real time
[10:31:17] <chromas> the person running it shut it down because it was being used in the wrong way or something stupid
[10:31:45] <chromas> Someone needs to create a crowdsourcing app. PoopmapUSA
[10:32:29] <chromas> There's also mention of dirty needles sometimes
[11:40:34] <FatPhil> yup, as well as poop
[11:47:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wells Fargo Data Center Smells Smoke; Bank Website, App Down - http://sylnt.us - emergency-failover-failed
[11:55:11] <FatPhil> Fuck the post!
[11:57:10] <FatPhil> We were checking on a neighbours flat whilst she's away, and noticed that in the lobby of her wing of the building there was a pile of post on the floor (not in any of the numbered post-boxes). 11 of the 14 items there were for us.
[12:16:28] <chromas> Anything good?
[12:16:49] <chromas> or stolen?
[12:19:48] <FatPhil> little of interest, or with any urgency to it, fortunately.
[12:20:36] <FatPhil> One I'm particularly annoyed by is a package slip from last month where the courier company was claiming "attempted delivery". We phoned them a few days later saying "noone attempted delivery", and they apologised.
[12:21:41] <FatPhil> Maybe we should put up a sign that says "if the flat number isn't any of the 10 postboxes here, then go to the following other entrances..."
[12:22:12] <FatPhil> In theory they know this - they even have the keys to the gates to get into the courtyard.
[12:37:22] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:37:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4594
[12:37:54] <cmn32480> I hate that I have enough money to buy video games that I WANT to play... but because I work, I don't have enough time to play them
[12:38:56] <cosurgi> Bytram: \o
[12:42:45] <FatPhil> I don't seem to have worked out this "work" thing properly. I spent a couple of days optimising some business analytics queries that were deathly slow, and got paid ... two "thank you"s. :-|
[12:49:31] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++ # optimized some soylent queries that were deathly slow and all he got was this increment
[12:49:31] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 342
[12:50:45] <chromas> Are they still using sql? Why not consider nosql?
[12:51:16] <chromas> Store everything directly in elasticsearch
[13:05:24] <FatPhil> It's a deeply relational data model. Nosql is retarded, it undoes all the advances made in databases in the last 60 years.
[13:06:22] <FatPhil> "I've got keys, I've got values, therefore I have a database" seems to be the nappy-wearing view of the nosql fanbois.
[13:06:38] <chromas> relations schleschmations. schema-free jsonxml all the way!
[13:08:39] <FatPhil> relations schlemations? I think you may have nailed it! The nosql fanbois are all incels!
[13:09:13] <FatPhil> we old-schoolers have fricken' orgies with our group by's.
[13:12:41] <chromas> Isn't nosql a silicon valley thing? They'd be cucks, not incels
[13:12:47] <chromas> or maybe both. cuckcels
[13:14:25] <chromas> Speaking of shitposts, someone needs to start a campaign to get systemd to use mysql for journals
[13:20:09] <FatPhil> Damn, I did have an April 1 patch idea for systemd, but I never got around to doing it. Maybe this year...
[13:24:55] <chromas> Adding support for Internet Explorer?
[13:26:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 50 Fastest Speeding Tickets in Texas in 2018 - http://sylnt.us - do-not-try-this-at-home
[14:56:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Pennsylvania Bill Aims to Impose 10% Tax on Violent Video Games - http://sylnt.us - better-do-10%-less-in-nice-video-games
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[16:27:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Says It Needs to Collect All Your Data to Protect Against Terrorism and Child Abuse - http://sylnt.us - superfriend
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[17:57:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ‘It Will Take Off Like a Wildfire’: The Unique Dangers of the Washington State Measles Outbreak - http://sylnt.us - will-this-end?
[18:10:09] <chromas> cleanse the nation
[18:12:01] <chromas> What if Hitler had focused on genociding dummies instead of jews and ducks and black African Americans of color?
[18:15:55] <chromas> Start some movements around anti-vaccination, tidepods, buzzfeed et cetera and let the people do their own dirty work
[19:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, someone should tell me when the site's being wonky
[19:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg. i now i gotta reboot to linux and quit playin vidya so's i can fix it.
[19:48:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Novel Experiment Validates Widely Speculated Mechanism Behind the Formation of Stars - http://sylnt.us - dark-matter
[19:48:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, looks like it's cleared up after a bounce of varnish and apache.
[20:37:14] <FatPhil> why do you need to pop into linux?
[20:37:25] <FatPhil> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[20:37:27] * exec mistakenly cyberbullies a teaspoon of Kenny's chocolate milk mix at TheMightyBuzzard
[20:40:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't keep my ssh keys on my winders partition cause why in the cornbread hell would i?
[20:41:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> because you can use cygwin or puTTY or Windows Subsystem for Linux to ssh into things so that you don't have to pop into Linux unless you need to?
[20:42:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> (puTTY requires converting keys to its own format, though, so that option kind of sucks.)
[20:42:48] <FatPhil> First bit of software I always download when stuck in front of a windows machine is putty
[20:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> storing them on a windows machine at all puts them far more vulnerable than i prefer private keys to be
[20:43:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're safer on a usb key in my pocket than on a properly configured windows box
[20:44:09] <FatPhil> put all the security in the passphrase then. is there a vulnerability you're keeping 0day?
[20:44:38] <FatPhil> I was going to suggest an encrypted partition on a keyfob USB stick.
[20:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, my passphrases are all over 32 characters. which is annoying when you're booting up and have separate ones for each encrypted partition.
[21:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.kktv.com
[21:02:46] <upstart> ^ 03El Paso Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day
[21:03:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> they should charge. they'd cover feeding expenses for the year in a single day.
[21:16:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dark Fiber Lays Groundwork for Long-distance Earthquake Detection and Groundwater Mapping - http://sylnt.us - dark-matter
[21:21:04] <chromas> You can ssh into a linux box from winders, then ssh into the soybois from there
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[22:23:40] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.zerohedge.com
[22:23:41] <upstart> ^ 03DHS Issues Waiver To Expedite San Diego Border Wall Amid 69% YTD Spike In Illegals Arrested
[22:23:42] <Ethanol-fueled> We are under attack from the Horde!
[22:23:58] <Ethanol-fueled> This is Ground Zero of the race-war.
[22:24:23] <Ethanol-fueled> It's time to chew bubble-gum and kick ass...and I just ran out of gum.
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[22:24:35] <SoyGuest77760> Goddammit!
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[22:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One Step Closer to Growing Made-to-order Human Kidneys - http://sylnt.us - humans-need-a-brain
[23:57:04] <chromas> Too bad BTX died off. It was superiorer to than ATX