#Soylent | Logs for 2019-02-05
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[00:46:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World Population: Inevitable Growth or Slated to Decline? - http://sylnt.us - Betteridge-says-maybe
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[00:47:07] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, -2°C/29°F, 2:47 am GMT+2, Tuesday, 5 February 2019
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[01:03:58] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, -2°C/29°F, 3:03 am GMT+2, Tuesday, 5 February 2019
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[01:08:36] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, -2°C/29°F, 3:08 am GMT+2, Tuesday, 5 February 2019
[01:09:02] * chromas gives FatPhil SASL
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[02:26:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hawaii Considers Ban on Cigarette Sales - http://sylnt.us - we-know-what-is-best-for-you
[02:34:33] <chromas> Wow! Banning fags? How progressive!
[02:51:49] <Bytram> didn't see it mentioned, but what about pipes, cigars, chewing tobacco, and snuff... vaping , too. Come to think of it, wouldn't it be... curious, if cigarette smoking were effectively banned, but recreational pot was made legal?
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[02:52:28] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, -3°C/27°F, 6:52 pm PST, Monday, 4 February 2019
[02:54:37] <chromas> At least recreational pot will drive sales of Doritos and hotdog pizzas
[02:55:07] <Bytram> #g hotdog pizza
[02:55:07] <MrPlow> https://www.pillsbury.com - "Kids will love this pizza with their favorite toppings of pizza sauce, hot dogs and cheese."
[02:55:41] <Bytram> that sounds... un-healthy
[02:56:18] <Bytram> though I would guess it is no worse than sausage pizza
[02:57:04] <chromas> And less greasy than pepperoni
[02:57:21] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:57:29] * Bytram is getting hungry
[02:57:35] <chromas> food++
[02:57:35] <Bender> karma - food: 16
[02:57:41] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:57:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4586
[02:57:49] <Bytram> !whoup food
[02:57:49] <Bender> uppers of food are: JamesNZ: 6, chromas: 3, Bytram: 1, lentilSoup: 1, paulej72: 1, nick: 1, swiss: 1, bacteria: 1, crutchy: 1
[02:57:52] <chromas> phys.org--
[02:58:11] <Bytram> !whoup bacon
[02:58:11] <Bender> uppers of bacon are: crutchy: 72, kobach: 63, stderr: 46, xlefay: 18, Blackmoore: 18, Bytram: 15, mattie_p: 15, Alberto: 11, chromas: 9, xyzzyyzzyx: 9, juggs: 8, pbnjoe: 5, MrBluze: 5, nick: 3, stdhell: 3, Ethanol-fueled: 3, Marneus68: 3, Deucalion: 2, FatPhil: 2, bet0x: 2, arti: 2, aqu4: 2, cmn32480: 2, TheMightyBuzzard: 2, MrBluze_Cmd: 2, Konomi: 2, FoobarBazbot: 2, - 1 more
[02:58:24] <chromas> :(
[02:58:27] <Bytram> !whodown bacon
[02:58:27] <Bender> downers of bacon are: Subsentient: -6, Bytram: -3, chromas: -2, geotti: -1, Landon: -1, SpallsHurgenson: -1, AndyTheAbsurd: -1, TME520: -1, aqu4: -1, crutchy: -1
[02:58:29] <chromas> all those missing people :(
[02:58:47] <chromas> !more
[02:58:47] <Bender> swiss: 2, n1: 2, SpallsHurgenson: 1, paulej72: 1, martyb: 1, paulej72_afk: 1, NightHawk: 1, keick: 1, alexbst: 1, jasassin: 1, useless: 1, sea: 1, Mattiep: 1, InsanumIngenium: 1, exec: 1, AndyTheAbsurd: 1, crutchy_: 1, qkontinuum: 1, SirFinkus: 1, hax0rz: 1, winders: 1, SN: 1, MrBluze|zzz: 1, pbnjoe|afk: 1, cykros: 1
[02:59:16] * Bytram misses spalls -- had such a sharp wit
[03:01:21] <Bytram> ~last SpallsHurgenson
[03:01:23] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[03:01:23] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[03:02:21] <chromas> need a bot patch to assume "nick="
[03:02:30] <Bytram> ~last nick=SpallsHurgenson
[03:02:30] <chromas> or I guess a script patch
[03:02:44] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[03:02:47] <Bytram> ~last nick SpallsHurgenson
[03:02:48] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[03:02:48] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[03:03:06] <chromas> Oh yeah, I lost my backlog since he left
[03:03:13] * chromas needs to import Loggie logs
[03:03:37] <Bytram> chromas: s/Loggie/Lincoln/
[03:03:39] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> needs to import Lincoln logs
[03:03:47] <chromas> ~seen SpallsHurgenson
[03:03:47] <Bytram> #g lincoln logs
[03:03:48] <MrPlow> https://www.knex.com - "Lincoln Logs 100Th Anniversary Tin ... Lincoln Logs Collector's Edition Village ... HASBRO and its logo, and LINCOLN LOGS are trademarks of Hasbro and are ..."
[03:03:49] <exec> chromas, SpallsHurgenson was last seen in #Soylent 1112 days58 minutes, 2 seconds ago with message:
[03:03:49] * exec daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[03:04:05] <chromas> ooh, bot haxx
[03:04:08] <Bytram> prescient comment
[03:04:22] <Bytram> suprised he didn't just ask someone to "Hold my beer"
[03:05:19] <chromas> We used to have a Lincoln Logs factory around here
[03:05:37] <chromas> or a factory that made them. Not sure what the company was
[03:31:30] <Bytram> #g daily mail newspaper
[03:31:30] <MrPlow> https://www.dailymail.co.uk - "MailOnline - get the latest breaking news, celebrity photos, viral videos, science & tech news, and top stories from MailOnline and the Daily Mail newspaper."
[03:31:41] <Bytram> #g wikipedia daily mail newspaper
[03:31:42] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The Daily Mail is a British daily middle-market tabloid newspaper published in London. Founded in 1896, it is the United Kingdom's second-biggest-selling daily ..."
[03:38:36] <Deucalion> Daily Wail. Titillation for people who vote Conservative to spite themselves.
[03:40:56] <chromas> Do you have a publication for whatever your opposite of conservatives are?
[03:41:40] <chromas> For example, we have FNC for conservatives, and MSNBCNNBCBS for our version of liberals
[03:42:26] <Bytram> break time, although given the time, I may instead go straight to bed.
[03:47:11] <dioxide> What are the ground rules in here?
[03:49:47] <Deucalion> Don't be a moronic cock, don't spam the shit out of channels with a misbehaved bot - other than that just be a decent human being.
[03:52:20] <dioxide> fair enough.
[03:55:48] <Deucalion> chromas, The Guardian is supposedly left leaning, The Independent is in the title, The Telegraph is supposedly high brow right, less titillation than the Mail, Financial Times is obsessed with shares and stocks and goes with the wind politically as you'd expect from bankers.
[03:56:27] <chromas> I have financial times in my feed but I've never seen a non-paywalled article, so I should delete it
[03:56:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Robot Arm Models its Motion, Adapts to Damage - http://sylnt.us - I-remember-a-robot-arm-from-a-movie-called-terminator
[03:57:00] <Deucalion> All left and right references are of course relative to your viewing position.
[03:57:57] <chromas> Of course. You guys' left & right are metric
[04:01:06] <Deucalion> Can measure in inches if you find yourself incapable of converting between the two. It's just a scale. /me realises....I'm angry for unknown reasons.
[04:07:51] <chromas> #MeToo but for known reasons. Vivaldi's/Chrome's debugger craps out instead of pausing this page's javascript
[04:09:22] <chromas> Maybe this will help https://i.imgur.com
[04:13:08] <Deucalion> "THEY" are targeting you with hand crafted web pages and have delivered you a hand crafted version of your web browser by infiltrating your update process. Or it could just be a trivial bug. You'll get more YT clicks if you run with the former.... show some WireShark captures.... point to a bad packet from China and you're income is rolling in. I wish this were sarcasm.
[04:16:10] * chromas gets started on a youtube video
[04:16:17] * chromas has one followers
[04:18:29] <Deucalion> I would follow, like and subscribe someone blatantly showing general network captures as if it's proof of systemic interference.
[04:19:11] <chromas> I'll bet 50 soylent karmas there are at least 36 videos of just that
[04:19:42] <Deucalion> I think there are 37
[04:19:55] <chromas> Sweet! That falls in the range!
[04:22:27] * chromas watches videos of people installing old operating systemd onto old PCs
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[04:24:51] <Deucalion> You'll soon be a millionaire... all you have to do is churn out 10000+ vids each which will take 2 to 3 days to edit for publication, what's a lifetime or two between friends. :D
[04:25:21] <chromas> Editing's for suckers. 24hr livestream!
[04:25:40] <Deucalion> Eww
[04:25:41] <chromas> I wonder if anyone's trained a neural network to edit videos
[04:29:32] <Deucalion> I believe someone trained an AI to paste faces onto vids kinda convincingly.... such that you can morph a face to a porn vid actor (for example) - arstechnica or theregister carried that story the last couple days - seems kinda seedy
[04:30:32] <Deucalion> Why use AI when you can just use /charm
[04:31:11] <chromas> DeepFake yes. A better used of video cards than coin mining
[04:31:44] <chromas> Even better: putting porn actresses' heads onto public figure's bodies
[04:32:49] <chromas> I get "CHARM: Unknown command"
[04:32:57] <chromas> :(
[04:33:45] <Deucalion> Even better: putting attractive people into my bed. This is where /charm comes in/ It's not a fucking IRC command as much as we'd wish it were.
[04:35:18] * chromas emails a Tom Selleck look-alike to Deucalion
[04:35:21] <chromas> Enjoy the mustache
[04:36:55] <Deucalion> It tickles my nose....... surprisingly no need to invoke breath control protocol..... disappointing.
[04:38:12] <chromas> I'm sorry we couldn't enjoy a Selleck-Reynolds mustachio double team, but time moves on :(
[04:46:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Goodbye to the Dollar - http://sylnt.us - hello-ruble
[04:50:38] <Deucalion> This IRC channel should be deleted from the internet, it's disgusting and depraved in my opinion. As I have an opinion and am clearly capable of typing the powers that be must remove this from my sight forthwith. And in doing so remove this seditious material from the prying, inquisitive eyes of any children.
[04:51:24] <chromas> Are you from Twitter or Wikipedia?
[04:54:57] <Deucalion> no, I represent vox populis moronicus. It's someone else's responsibility to ensure I don't see anything offensive, for my particular take on offensive. Please censor my internets because I'm not capable of being an adult.
[05:36:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers Sharing 2.2 Billion Record Mega-Credential Dump - http://sylnt.us - ******
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[07:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK TSB Bank Business Customers Reportedly Unable to Access Accounts Online - http://sylnt.us - I'm-invested-in-this-saga
[08:46:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Five Things Autonomous Vehicles Must Overcome to Rule Us All - http://sylnt.us - https://www.xkcd.com
[09:28:19] <chromas> heh, I just updated the firmware for my switch. Bug fixes:
[09:28:19] <chromas> "When the device receives hundreds of Pulse Audio multicasts (with destination IP of 224.0.0.56) per second, GUI access and Remote Diagnostic are blocked."
[09:28:24] <chromas> Lennart is famous
[10:16:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FBI Conducted a Sting Operation on Huawei During CES - http://sylnt.us - failure-to-communicate
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[10:32:55] <FatPhil> The real bug is Pulse Audio
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[11:56:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Poor Sleep at Night, More Pain the Next Day - http://sylnt.us - get-more-zzzzzz
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[12:20:15] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:20:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4587
[12:20:36] Bytram changed topic of #Soylent to: SN Main Channel | https://soylentnews.org | Some PISG charts: https://stats.sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publicly displayed
[12:20:52] * Bytram removed "Site is back up (20190110_125953 UTC) | " from .topic
[12:21:23] <FatPhil> Bytram++
[12:21:23] <Bender> karma - bytram: 122
[12:21:35] <Bytram> FatPhil++ back at ya
[12:21:35] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 33
[12:21:40] <Bytram> how's things?
[12:23:32] <Bytram> #g m-w edgey
[12:23:33] <MrPlow> https://www.merriam-webster.com - "Edgy definition is - having an edge : sharp. ... Other Words from edgy Synonyms & Antonyms More Example Sentences ... Too much coffee makes me edgy."
[12:24:45] <FatPhil> progress on my website is slow - gotta start writing some truly gnarly queries...
[12:25:12] <Bytram> mix procedural code with your queries?
[12:26:16] <FatPhil> I'm trying to get the DB to do the stuff that DBs do well, so shoving everything in the SQL (that way I can just port the queries between language)
[12:26:48] <FatPhil> I want both website control (.pl) and command line scripting control (.lua)
[12:27:11] <Bytram> good luck with that!
[12:27:17] <Bytram> seriously!!
[12:27:23] <FatPhil> For some tasks, I'm just making the .pl shell out to the .lua scripts, to reduce duplication.
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[12:52:45] <Bytram> time to get ready for work
[12:52:47] <Bytram> afk
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[13:30:56] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:30:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4588
[13:37:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Special Report: Inside the UAE’s Secret Hacking Team of U.S. Mercenaries - http://sylnt.us - hack-your-resume-onto-their-server-to-apply
[13:40:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time Minneapolis
[13:40:08] <exec> Tuesday, 5 February 2019 @ 7:40 am CST - Minneapolis, MN
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[15:05:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Govt Seeks Public Comments on Pirate Site Blocking and ISP Liability - http://sylnt.us
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[16:46:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Milky Way Galaxy's Edges Found to be Warped and Twisted - http://sylnt.us - this-story-makes-me-edgy
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[18:26:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Navy Gets New Weapon to Induce 'Hallucinations' and 'Blind' the Enemy - http://sylnt.us - blinded-me-with-science
[20:07:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Game Developer Uses DMCA Notice to 'Free' Its Game from Steam Publisher - http://sylnt.us - novel-twist
[21:25:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Courts Hand Down Hard Jail Time for DDoS - http://sylnt.us - if-you-can't-do-the-time
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[22:55:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox - Blocking Noisy Autoplaying Video - Next Release - http://sylnt.us - hallelujah,-it's-about-time
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[23:50:51] <chromas> Oh nice, adding a feature they already had