#Soylent | Logs for 2019-01-18
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[00:18:55] <Bytram> .
[00:18:56] <Bytram> https://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:18:56] <upstart> ^ 03Man drives 6,000 miles to prove Uncle Sam's cellphone coverage maps are wrong – and, boy, did he manage it
[00:18:59] <Bytram> .
[00:19:07] <Bytram> #g crumpet
[00:19:07] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A crumpet /ˈkrʌmpɪt/ ( About this sound listen) is a small griddle cake made from an unsweetened batter of water or milk, flour and yeast, eaten in the United ..."
[00:19:34] <Bytram> #g crumpet slang
[00:19:35] <MrPlow> https://www.urbandictionary.com - "Brittish slang for a hot chick. ... Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves? by suzylou October 25, 2003 ... 1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!"
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[01:26:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BitPay Sees Record Year for Revenue in 2018, with $1 Billion in Transactions - http://sylnt.us - what's-in-your-wallet?
[02:56:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - German Institutions Reach Open Access Deal with Scientific Publisher Wiley - http://sylnt.us - coyote-and-roadrunner-optional
[03:32:47] -!- Ethanol-fueled_ [Ethanol-fueled_!~ae4448bf@SectorZeroZeroOne] has joined #Soylent
[03:33:12] <Ethanol-fueled_> Hello, fellows,
[03:33:53] <Ethanol-fueled_> The Jews are behind it all.
[03:34:24] <Ethanol-fueled_> Ethanol-fueled out.
[03:35:48] <Ethanol-fueled_> They know everything.
[03:36:11] <Ethanol-fueled_> I will ensure that they know everything.
[03:36:24] <Ethanol-fueled_> Ethanol-fueled out!
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[04:11:22] <hopdevil> Ethanol-fueled is a jew?
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[04:37:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Majority of Wild Coffee Species at Risk of Extinction - http://sylnt.us - Tea-Time?
[06:15:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Pledges $300 Million to "Support Journalism" - http://sylnt.us
[07:29:45] <FatPhil> ~weather riga
[07:29:47] <exec> 10Riga, Rīgas pilsēta, Latvia - currently 20°F / -7°C, snow showers, wind SW at 2 mph, humidity 96% - Friday snow (20°F:30°F / -7°C:-1°C), Saturday mostly sunny (25°F:30°F / -4°C:-1°C), Sunday snow showers (18°F:30°F / -8°C:-1°C), Monday partly cloudy (21°F:28°F / -6°C:-2°C)
[07:30:01] <FatPhil> blx
[07:41:38] <chromas> I knew it! Facebook supports systemd
[07:46:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Junk DNA" Introns Can Help Yeast Strains Survive - http://sylnt.us - more-better-way-to-make-beer
[08:00:40] <FatPhil> but does systemd support facebook?
[08:01:00] <FatPhil> can I now tweet using facebookd?
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[08:07:57] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, 16°C/60°F, 12:07 am PST, Friday, 18 January 2019
[08:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, Gentlemen.
[08:08:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Trump is winning.
[08:08:45] <Ethanol-fueled> It's as if he learned how to troll from Slashdot, and, later, Soylentnews.
[08:09:40] <Ethanol-fueled> The more liberal around here hate my guts and the less liberal are starting to hate them,
[08:09:59] <Ethanol-fueled> But, you know what, It feels GOOD. So GOOD :)
[08:11:03] <Ethanol-fueled> It perplexes me why people who were born from a culture of trolling would hate a troll.
[08:11:52] <Ethanol-fueled> But I know why. It's because they're better than you at trolling. Perhaps you non-hackers better step up your game.
[08:12:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe even hack Donald Trump and prove that he's nothing but a Jew^W Russian.
[08:15:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Take Donald Trump out. He has Jew^W Russian ties. You must save America from Jewish^ Russian influence!
[08:16:39] <Ethanol-fueled> As an assembly and machine language hacker, I call upon my fellow Atari 8200 experts to bring him down. America must not fall to the Russians!
[08:17:28] <Ethanol-fueled> It's okay if America falls to the Chinks though. That's quite allright.
[08:19:19] <Ethanol-fueled> This is Hillary Clinton speaking. Please SSH me if you want to further discuss TOP SECRET information, especially of you are mister Wang, Chang, Ching, Chong, Wong, Bong, or Dong. HIIIIYAAHHHHH!
[08:19:56] <Ethanol-fueled> It won't be long, mister Wong, so please contact me with great justice.
[08:21:48] <Ethanol-fueled> - SIGNED WITH SHA256 ()GY(*DYG(SDYG(*SDYG*(SDYG(*SDY(GSDY(G*YSD(GYSD(GY(SDYGSD*(G*(SDGY(
[08:22:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Hurry up Mister Wong, they're on to us.
[08:22:27] <Ethanol-fueled> We're getting nervous, sweaty.
[08:23:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddamit, Mister Wong, we're gonna be swinging from trees if you can't get us outta here soon!
[08:23:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I Paid you a handsome stipend and killed Seth Rich, now you do your part, mister Wong!
[08:26:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddammit, now I'm gonna have to blackmail that faggot Mitch McConnell.
[08:26:41] <Ethanol-fueled> You Chinese won't forget me, I'll NUKE your ass!
[08:27:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Harrumph! Hillary Clinton signing out.
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[09:28:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Artificial Meteor Shower Might Outshine Nature - http://sylnt.us - kamisama-onegai
[10:45:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Drives 6,000 Miles to Prove Uncle Sam's Cellphone Coverage Maps are Wrong - http://sylnt.us - in-six-weeks
[11:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:41:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4553
[11:42:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:42:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4554
[11:43:00] <Bytram> phlegm--
[11:43:00] <Bender> karma - phlegm: -14
[11:43:05] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:43:06] * exec flatulantly spews a jar jar of linux on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:44:12] * exec definitely waves a data stream of sammiches at Bytram
[11:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> both win
[11:44:26] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:44:35] <Bytram> how ya feeling? any better? (I hope!)
[11:45:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> not especially but at least coughing is productive now
[11:45:37] <Bytram> I know what you mean. Glad to hear it
[11:45:42] <Bytram> just in case
[11:45:47] <Bytram> phlegm--
[11:45:47] <Bender> karma - phlegm: -15
[11:45:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> may end up being a good old fashioned case of bronchitis instead of a cold.
[11:46:03] <Bytram> #g bronchitis
[11:46:04] <MrPlow> https://www.mayoclinic.org - "Apr 11, 2017 ... Bronchitis is an inflammation of the tubes that carry air to and from the lungs. Coughing and shortness of breath are the major symptoms."
[11:46:15] <Bytram> #g bronchitis wikipedia
[11:46:15] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Bronchitis is inflammation of the bronchi in the lungs. Symptoms include coughing up mucus, wheezing, shortness of breath, and chest discomfort. Bronchitis is ..."
[11:46:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> major difference being it tends to last a lot longer and not have many symptoms outside the chest
[11:47:30] <Bytram> ahhh, okay...
[11:47:38] * Bytram has a runny nose, too.
[11:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to get it every summer since the one i spent in boot camp but haven't in maybe a decade.
[11:51:59] <Bytram> well, at least there's that going for ya
[11:52:15] <Bytram> I generally get 'something' each fall and spring
[11:52:26] <Bytram> this one was a little late in arriving and longer in stayig
[11:52:56] <Bytram> prolly not helped by extended work hours during holiday season and a corresponding lack of sleep.
[11:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> chest crap is really annoying when you're in bad shape cardio-wise and smoke as well.
[11:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. sufficient rest and hydration are fairly important
[11:53:38] <Bytram> wish there was more cardivascular benefit from finger exercises
[11:53:54] <Bytram> all the typing we do... we should be in GREAT shape!
[11:53:58] <Bytram> =)
[11:54:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe if we did it while walking on a treadmill
[11:54:29] <Bytram> no thanks
[11:54:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> watching videos of other people exercising should count as well.
[11:56:07] <Bytram> you may just be on to something there
[11:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could watch chicks on a stairmaster all day long. s'how i spent my lunch breaks when i worked at a health club during my teenage years.
[11:56:41] <Bytram> studying our physics, no doubt: simple harmonic motion
[11:56:55] <Bytram> s/ o/ yo/
[11:56:56] <exec> <Bytram> studying your physics, no doubt: simple harmonic motion
[11:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. they wouldn't let me drink on the job so i had to find other ways to shut the brain off.
[11:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:57:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 687
[11:57:54] * Bytram waits for it to sink in.
[11:58:04] <Bytram> yeah, break time
[12:16:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Takeaways From the Ancient DNA Research Story - http://sylnt.us - interesting++
[12:20:24] <Bytram> afk
[12:33:44] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:33:46] * exec covertly fires a barrage of jihads at TheMightyBuzzard
[12:33:57] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:33:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4555
[12:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:34:16] * exec half-heartedly farts a smidgen of "Shit-on-a-stick, Elizabeth!" at cmn32480
[12:34:37] * TheMightyBuzzard gets some adminy fun on
[12:34:52] * cmn32480 has jury doody fun time
[13:36:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Green Leaf on Moon Dies as Temperatures Plummet - http://sylnt.us - don't-lose-hope-humans!
[15:17:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Milky Way to Face a One-two Punch of Galaxy Collisions - http://sylnt.us - bring-it-on
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[16:47:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Animation Shows Rotation of 2014 MU69 (Ultima Thule) - http://sylnt.us - taking-Ultima-Thule-for-a-spin
[18:25:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Winter Storm Harper, Now Hammering the West; Will Be a Major Snowstorm Friday in East/Central US - http://sylnt.us
[20:06:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-Vaccine Movement Linked to Measles Outbreak in New York - http://sylnt.us - how-many-more-will-suffer
[21:37:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Acquires Unspecified Smartwatch Technology and Employees From Fossil for $40 Million - http://sylnt.us - time-for-a-change
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[23:37:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FBI "Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny" That It Monitors Your Social Media Posts - http://sylnt.us - I-was-too-busy-browsing-Facebook